anaheim-gazette 1945-01-25

LIFE'S LIKE TH BY FRED NEHER GIVE THEM SWEATERS AND NYLONS AND THEY STILL WOULDN'T LOOK GOOD!" DON'T BOTHER GETTING A HEATED TAXI... I WAS GOING TO TELL YOU ABOUT MY BILLS ON THE WAY HOME. IT WAS PRETTY JUVENILE, MOM... ICE IT WAS PRETTY JUVENILE, MOM....ICE CREAM AND CAKE FOR REFRESHMENTS AND NOT A SINGLE FIST FIGHT ALL AFTERNOON! IT'S THE OLD ETERNAL THERE'S ANOTHER WOMAN SEEMS HE HAS A WIFE. KE THAT WE MUST BE RATIONED... THE FIRST THING THEY DID WHEN I GOT HERE WAS TO WEIGH ME. REGULAR FELLERS AND IF YOU'LL SHOVEL A NARROW PATH ALL AROUND THE BLOCK, I'LL GIVE YOU A DOLLAR ALL FOR YOURSELF! THIS IS MY OWN INVENTION OF A SNOWPLOW THIS IS MY OWN INVENTION OF A SNOWPLOW AN' I HOPE IT WORKS OUT! I'LL JEST RUB THIS BIT OF HAMBURGER ON THE SOLES OF MY SHOES! IF YOU'RE GOING TO GET WEighed ZOOHE DON'T USE THE IS THE OLD ETERNAL TRIANGLE... HERE'S ANOTHER WOMAN...IT EMS HE HAS A WIFE. "SSSSSH DON'T WAKE THE MASSUS!" AND IF YOU'LL SHOVEL A NARROW PATH ALL AROUND THE BLOCK, I'LL GIVE YOU A DOLLAR ALL FOR YOURSELF! DO I GET A DOLLAR IF I USE A SNOWPLOW INSTEAD OF A SHOVEL? WHY CERTAINLY! BY TAKIN' DOOLEY'S GREAT DANE INTO PARTNERSHIP WITH ME I KIN SAVE IS MY VENTION OWPLOW OPE IT KS OUT! BY TAKIN' DOOLEY'S GREAT DANE INTO PARTNERSHIP WITH ME I KIN SAVE MYSELF A LOT OF HARD WORK! L JEST RUB IS BIT OF MBURGER THE SOLES MY SHOES! YOU WOULDN' BELIEVE THIS, FOLKS; IF YOU WASN'T SEEIN' IT WITH YOUR VERY OWN EYES! 1-23-46 ZOOLIE USE THE ONE WHAT'S THE YOU GET MORE FOR ZOOLIE USE THE ONE IN FRONT OF MERRILL'S! WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH THIS ONE? YOU GET MORE FOR YOUR MONEY ON MERRILL'S! IT ALWAYS MAKES YOU WEIGH FIFTEEN OR TWENTY POUNDS EXTRA!