anaheim-gazette 1944-11-09

LIFE'S LIKE TH BY FRED NEHER SQUEAKY "MOM WON'T BE ABLE TO TELL WHEN I FORGET TO WASH THE RING OFF THE TUB!" "HE SEES THAT MIRAGE EVERY SATURDAY NIGHT." HE SEES THAT MIRAGE EVERY SATURDAY NIGHT. US MODERNS N-12-44 ...AN'ALL SK KE THAT MARRIAGE LICENSE #2 REG'LAR FELLERS THAT'S THE TOUGHEST FOOTBALL GAME WE PLAYED THIS SEASON! AN' AM 1·THIRSTY! YOU SAID IT! "WONDER IF THAT'S WHY A TWO-DOLLAR BILL IS CONSIDERED UNLUCKY?" SOME PUNKINS HURRY UP! HURRY UP! DON'T DRINK IT ALL UP! I'M DYIN' FOR A DRINK! LET ME HAVE THAT GLASS! DID YOU EVER KNOW, PINHEAD, THAT IT IS DANGEROUS TO DRINK OUT OF SOMEBODY ELSE'S GLASS? "...AN' MOM SAYS CLOTHES IS ALL SIS THINKS ABOUT." "WANNA BUY A GOOD WATCH DOG, BUB?" THAT'S THE TOUGHEST FOOTBALL GAME WE PLAYED THIS SEASON! AN' AM 1·THIRSTY! YOU SAID IT! THA'S TH' FIFTH GLASS JIMMIE HAD! HE'S GOT A NERVE! URRY UP! T ALL UP! A DRINK! THAT GLASS! I'D GIVE A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE THAT GLASS THAT JIMMIE HAS RIGHT THIS MINIT! EVER NHEAD, GEROUS TO SOMEBODY ASS? YOU'RE TELLIN' ME! I TOOK A DRINK OUTA BIG-FIST RILEY'S ICE CREAM SODY ONCET WHEN HE WASN'T LOOKIN' AN' I GOT A BLACK EYE! GENE BYRNE 11-12-44 Mark All rights reserved