anaheim-gazette 1944-10-26

LIFE'S LIKE T by FRED NEHER. WOULD YOU RATHER CRAMP YOUR FEET OR YOUR POCKET BOOK?! SOME PUNKINS. RUGS THIS IS OUR SPECIALTY FOR TODAY! WHAT'LL I WHAT'LL I SAY...HAVING A WONDERFUL TIME, WISH YOU WERE HERE!* DS MODERNS. 10-29-44 I NEVER KNEW HE WAS A TOLD ME THERE WAS A MI HIM SHE LIKED. DRUGS BUYIT OFF 10-29-44 FARED NEHER KE THAT "TRYIN' TO ESTABLISH A BEACH-HEAD, EH, SARGE?" REG'LAR FELLERS THERE'S WHATCHA CALL SHOOTIN' FELLERS! - THAT'S TH' HARDEST TRICK IN TH' WORLD! PROF. B WORLD'S FAM TRICK MARKSMA AT THE TROCADE BEACH-HEAD, EH, SARGE?" THERE'S WHATCHA CALL SHOOTIN, FELLERS! - THAT'S TH' HARDEST TRICK IN TH' WORLD! WORLD'S FAM TRICK MARKSMAN AT THE TROCADE OH YEAH? I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU DO IT! GO AHEAD AN' DRAW A TARGET ON TH' FENCE AN' I'LL GO HOME AN' GET MY GUN AN' I'LL SHOW YA HOW EASY IT IS! THIS IS TH' EASIEST PENNY I'M EVER GONNA MAKE IN MY LIFE! NEVER KNEW HE WAS A MILLIONAIRE UNTIL SHE D ME THERE WAS A MILLION THINGS ABOUT SHE LIKED. WOULD YOU MIND LEAVIN' ME ALONE FOR A MINUTE....I HAVE SOMETHING VERY PERSONAL TO SAY. HITTIN' A TARGET OVER YOUR SHOULDER ISN'T ANYTHING! BETCHA ANYBODY COULD DO THAT! WORLD'S FAMOUS TRICK MARKSMAN AT THE TROGADER GO AHEAD AN! DRAW A TARGET ON TH' FENCE AN' I'LL GO OME AN' GET MY GUN AN' I'LL SHOW YA HOW EASY IT IS! AN' WOULDJA LIKE TO BET A PENNY AGAINST TEN CENTS THAT YOU CAN HIT TH' TARGET ON TH' FIRST TRY? SURE! A NINSECK GUN! 10-29-44 ZOOLIE I WAS DOIN' MY HOMEWORK AT PUDDINHEAD'S HOUSE AN' IT WAS DARK WHEN I STARTED T'GO HOME AN' TH'SECOND STEP FROM TH' TOP OF HIS PORCH WAS MISSIN' AN'- WELL, I DIDN'T! SURE! I ALWAYS KNEW THAT!