anaheim-gazette 1944-10-12

LIFE'S LIKE TH by FRED NEHER. CITY LIGHT CO. "REMEMBER...THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS RIGHT "" "MY BILL IS TERRIBLY HIGH... DON'T YOU HAVE ANY CHEAPER GRADES OF ELECTRICITY?" "WRAP IT AS A GIFT!!" US MODERNS US MODERNS JUST THINK OF EACH DAY AS SUNDAY-THE DAY OF REST! SOME PUNKINS WHAT A WASTE OF TIME... I CLEANED THE HOUSE TODAY AND NOW I REMEMBER IT'S NEXT WEEK I ENTERTAIN MY CLUB 10-15-44 KE THAT MEMBER...THE OMER IS YS RIGHT** ALL SODAS 154 REG'LAR FELLERS "BUILD AN' SELL BIRDHOUSES" THAT LOOKS LIK A SWELL BOOK FOR A DIME I'll GET IT! ORIGINALLY PUBLISHED at $10.00 NOW TEN GENTS GET 'EM WHILE THEY LAST! SOCKWAY PUB "MAHOGANY MAKES A VERY SQUEAKY NOW TEN GENTS GET 'EM WHILE THEY LAST! "MAHOGANY MAKES A VERY GOOD LOOKING BIRDHOUSE, SO TAKE GREAT CARE IN SELECTING SOME CHOICE BOARDS OF THIS WOOD" IT'S TERRIBLE THE WAY THEY SHIFT SOLDIERS FROM ONE TRAINING CAMP TO ANOTHER ...GIVES THEM A CHANCE TO MEET EVERY GIRL IN THE COUNTRY!! "GLUE PIECES TOGETHER AND MAKE A PLANK 72 BY 19 3/9 BY 11/13"..." PHOOEY! I WONDER IF I WONDER IF THERE REALLY IS ANY SUCH THING AS INVISIBLE MENDING! STITCH TAILOR INVISIBLE MENDING OUR SPECIALTY SURE! DAD HA A HOLE IN HIS C AND HE BROUG IT THERE! TIME... I TODAY AND IS NEXT WEEK FRED NEHER "BUILD AN' SELL BIRDHOUSES" -- THAT LOOKS LIKE A SWELL BOOK FOR A DIME ILL GET IT! I'll READ TH' DIRECTIONS TO YOU, PINHEAD -- "FIRST, FOR ELEVATION PURPOSES, SELECT A NICE POLE -" AKES A VERY BIRDHOUSE, ARE IN SELECTING DS OF THIS WOOD NOW LET'S SEE-- "SAW UMPTEEN STRING PIECES 11/54 THS BY 31/45 THS OF A INCH" THA'S A CINCH! TOGETHER PLANK 11/13"... P. DUFFY KUSTOM-TAILORED FIREWOOD FOR SAILE CAREP I GET HALF CAUSE I HELPED! EXTER BARGAIN IN KARE BOOK 1¢ PUBLISHERS REGULAR PRICE $70.00 Gene Byrnes 10-15-44 ZOOLIE ZOOLIE SURE! DAD HAD A HOLE IN HIS COAT AND HE BROUGHT IT THERE! AND YOU MEAN TO SAY NOBODY COULD FIND WHERE THE HOLE HAD BEEN FIXED? BETTER THAN THAT! THEY HAVEN'T EVEN BEEN ABLE TO FIND TH' COAT!