anaheim-gazette 1937-04-15

The MARCH OF TIME BY THE EDITORS OF TIME The Weekly Newspaper (Continued from page 3) friends to purchase their toothbrushes and shot-gun shells locally. There has been an unfriendly feeling by the farmers toward us for years. We never ran the farm for profit—just for fun. Now there will be no more hunts. My decision is unequivocal. Next day, the Ligonier board of trade circulated a petition pledging farmers to permit Rolling Rock fox-hunters to ride over their land, got all but six of the 240 farmers to sign it. Said the board of trade Secretary Edward Grombach, who owns a harness and auto supply store: "We can't help what the strikers have done and we'd be mighty sorry to see Mr. Mellon go." VULGAR OBJECT— OSLO, Norway — When Norway's Prince Harald, six-weeks-old son of Crown Prince Olaf, received for his christening a huge ornate beer mug as the official gift of the Norwegian parliament, the temperance paper "Folket" sniffed: "One would believe that it was a union of brewers and not the Norwegian parliament that presented such a gift to the prince. This vulgar object is a gift suitable for a drunkard." HEATHEN AND HILTLER— BERLIN—Because Adolf Hitler, with whom he conspired for the Munich "Beer Hall Putsch" of 1923, dropped to the ground and skedaddled away instead of facing the fire of police. War-great General Erich Friedrich Wilhelm Ludenhorff in later years haughtily refused to accept as Fuhrer Hitler's hands "any military title that I have not won on the field of battle." Instead, General and Frau Ludendorf contented themselves with penning and printing tracts against the Jews and especially against the Christians, reserving their piety for Germany's "Old Gods" such as Wotan. But last week, after Führer Hitler respectfully went to General Ludendorff's modest Munich home for a two-hour talk, Germany's Ludendorf arose from the obscurity of a suspect crackbrain to official sanity, was accorded a title he has yearned for all these years: "The Field Lord" (Der Feldherr). Thus Herr Hitler made it official that during the war not Hindenburg but Ludendorff was, at general staff headquarters, the big shot. Quoting such Ludendorff sayings as "I am not only an opponent of Christianity but really anti-Christian and a heathen, and proud of it! At this moment Germans have almost free selves from the teachings of Christianity," the Nezi presently last week announced Field Lord Ludendorff with his surpassing knowledge capabilities unreservedly as rationally for the leader's liberation. The Field Lord endorsed the political achievements completely, and after long of searching and considing finds inner contact with the state. EMPLOYEE— BAYONNE, New Jersey covering an employee at $3.20 per month and only as "Minnie" on the paid Standard Oil Co. of New Bayonne plant, an auditor gated last week, found that nie is a cat which gets $3.25 of salmon and milk every for keeping Standard's last free of rats and mice. FOR EHANDED— KATONAH, New York two weeks after Merle bush (Public Rat No. 1) accomplices robbed the N.Westchester bank in Katonah Y., and put three employe two customers behind the grill gate of the vault, gang held up the lank, a See Us About Your WEDGEWOOD GAS RANGE and ELECTROLUX GAS REFRIGERATOR TERMS TO SUIT YOUR CONVENIENCE Riutcel - Smith FURNITURE COMPANY 151 North Los Angeles Phone Only SERVEL ELECTROLUX -the Gas Refrigerator has these outstanding advantages... Permanent Silence —No motor or compressors with their moving parts. Undiminishing Efficiency —No appreciable loss of power or chilling ability through the years. 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At this moment we know that the Christians have almost freed ourselves from the teachings of Christianity," the Nezi press recently last week announced: "The Field Lord Ludendorff will use his surpassing knowledge and capabilities unreservedly and passionately for the leader's work of operation. The Field Lord Ludendorff acknowledged the leader's political achievements fully and completely, and after long years in searching and consideration with the Nazi state." EMPLOYEE— BAYONNE, New Jersey—Discovering an employee earning 20 per month and identified by as "Minnie" on the payroll of Standard Oil Co. of New Jersey's toyline plant, an auditor investigated last week, found that Minnie is a cat which gets $3.20 worth of salmon and milk every month for keeping Standard's laboratory mice. ORCHANED— KATONAH, New York — Only two weeks after Merle Vanden-ash (Public Rat No. 1) and two complices robbed the Northernchester bank in Katonah, N. J., and put three employees into customers behind the open gate of the vault, another gang held up the bank, again put staff and customers in the vault. Since these victims would have suffocated if the robbers had closed the vault's steel door, the well-rifled bank's forehanded President Edward Fielder last week had his vault fitted out with a ventilating system. CRASH REUNION— NEW YORK — Although the night was bleak and cold and the air rough, eight men flying from Charleston, S. C., to Newark, N. J., in Eastern Air Lines transport last December were undisturbed because their pilot was famed Henry Tindall (Dick) Merrill, whose exploits have included flying U. S. mail in a bathing suit, twice hopping the Atlantic. Suddenly a thudding shiver ran through the plane as a wing-tip sliced a tree-top, then the big Douglas wedged itself between the two trees, minus its wings and considerably messed up. Only Pilot Merrill was badly hurt, suffering a broken jaw and a broken ankle. Later admitting overconfidence, he had been led astray by bad weather-reporting and rain static on the radio, had come down through the overcast thinking he was at Newark, and by extraordinary luck and skill had managed a forced landing on a hillside. Two of the passengers present encountered an aged recluse named Thomas Lyman who revealed that they were near Port Jervis, N. Y., 60 miles from Newark, and helped them to town, where a rescue safari promptly organized, found the rest of the plane's company gathered around a fire enjoying their lark. In appreciation of the spirit of the eight passengers, none of whom brought damage suits, Eastern Air Lines last week held the world's first air crash reunion in Manhattan with six of the passengers present and 36 citizens of Port Jervis, including the mayor, police chief, forest ranger and county treasurer. Only one rescuer failed to appear: Recluse Thomas Lyman, who remained at his lonely cabin tending his only cow disconsolately refused to attend because "She's a good cow and I can't leave here. She's awful sick." BROOKLYN FARMERS— BROOKLYN, New York—Most city folk would buy a farm first and stock it afterward, but not Mr. and Mrs. Stephen Massula of Brooklyn, who believe in buying the livestock when it is good. While her husbands look for a farm land Massula appeared in swer a charge of lee gain sheep and 10 behind their house swarming, slummy district. When a sympathetic gave the Massulas weeks to find their hawks swarmed to discover that they are besides the sheep and with kids), two dog five geese, 10 chickens mule and some horses that the pony has up for $4 from a horse was starving it and carried home because weak, Mrs. Massula don't do a day's work here and I f her." As for the mule, she sula declared: "He work. We keep him luck. Wherever there's luck. I love am crazy about the course when there I have to get rid of." ANAHEIM GAZETTE HAPPY KITCHEN C UNDER THE DI NANCY L "The Happy H WEDNESDAY - THU APRIL 21 WEDNESDAY - THURSDAY APRIL 21 K. P. HAL free New recipes, novel suggestions for party menus, up-to-the-minute food information, short-cuts in meal preparation, use of leftovers, buying, menu-planning, other subjects of paramount importance to every home-maker, will be discussed in the three afternoons of the cooking school. MANY VALU the livestock when the buying is good. While her husband was out looking for a farm last week, Mrs. Massula appeared in court to answer a charge of keeping two bargain sheep and 10 bargain goats behind their house in Brooklyn's swarming, slummy Williamsburg district. When a sympathetic magistrate gave the Massulas three more weeks to find their farm, news-hawks swarmed to their home to discover that they also harbored, besides the sheep and goats (some with kids), two dogs, 65 rabbits, five geese, 10 chickens, a pony, a mule and some horses. Explaining that the pony had been picked up for $4 from a horse dealer who was starving it and had to be carried home because it was so weak, Mrs. Massula said. "She don't do a day's work. She just stays here and I feed and love her." As for the mule, Mistress Massula declared: "He's too lazy to work. We keep him here for luck. Wherever there's a mule there's luck. I love him too. I am crazy about the rabbits. Of course when there are too many I have to get rid of a few." Good News for the Entire Family LOOK! ZETTE'S IEN COOKING SCHOOL UNDER THE DIRECTION OF FANCY BAKER e Happy Kitcheneer" THURSDAY - FRIDAY APRIL 21·22·23 THURSDAY - FRIDAY APRIL 21-22-23 P. 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