anaheim-gazette 1931-06-04

OBSERVATIONS HAVEN OF REST While the depression was raging should you have examined the local social registers you would have found that quite a few bozos who were not crazy about work used the unemployment situation overtime trying to convince their creditors that money was scarce. TWO'S COMPANY, THREE'S A CONVENTION Should you have noticed the dispatches you would have seen where a 50-year-old millionaire through the goodness of his heart, adopted a 5-year-old girl in order to provide a good home for the child. Then one day he adopted another girl, aged 16, and pretty, to be a companion for his first ward. Things moved smoothly for a time. Then he married the eldest girl. Still things moved smoothly. Then there was a blow-up, a separation and later a divorce and all the attendant ills of alimony, separate maintenance, attorney's fees and whatnots. It is said the "old man" is sorely vexed, his conscience hurts and up to the hour of going to press it is reported he is having a heck of a time. BEE IN BONNET Every now and then there are rumors of a third party. You know, the third party causes a lot of trouble, especially if the husband is jealous. But when a politician believes his country is calling him, he places himself in the hands of his friends thinking by creating a third party he might land in the chair that every school boy hopes to occupy someday. ALL IS NOT GOLD THAT GLITTERS Some people like to be flattered, and lots of ordinary folks feel as though they have all the earmarks of successful Wall street brokers. When the high powered salesman, however, gets onto their trail and promises them 10, 15, and 20 percent interest on their money, they fall for the rosey talk like a ton of brick. They have visions of getting rich quick. But those people ought to know that the earning power of money is limited. When the slicker calls and tells you he will pay you 20 percent, or more sometimes, for the use of your mazuma it's time to call the cops. BUT REALLY, FOLKS IT WAS UNUSUAL While this and that took a drop, there awhile ago there also was a descention in thermometers. BUT REALLY, FOLKS IT WAS UNUSUAL While this and that took a drop, there awhile ago there also was a descention in thermometers. SANTA CLAUS ON THE JOB And to show that the depression was not so bad after all, the postmen, along about the first of January, caught up with their Christmas delivery. KEEPING THE WOLF FROM THE DOOR The husband was out of work. One day he ran across a painting of the wife. He raved. "Is that the way you have been making your money," he demanded. The wife: "Why, dearie, everything is all right. The artist is a perfect gentleman." IN THE BAG The report prevails in some quarters that the big stock men knocked down the price of their paper, on purpose, in order to save money on their income tax. If that is true it was a derned cute trick. FAILED TO MAKE THE GRADE Listen, folks. There awhile ago a professor declared that Paul Revere ran out of gas and failed to get through the traffic. The message it appears was a little late in arriving; but anyhow Paul was quite a boy, all right. That's a horse on Paul. MEALS A LA OFF THE MANTLE It is said there was keen disappointment among the assembled guests on day recently when the Prince failed to put in an appearance at a dinner party. It is reported that the Prince had been in the saddle for four hours following the hounds, and was sore about it. E PLURIBUS UNUM. 'ER WHAT? Said an able jurist: "The constitution of the United States is: Of the people, for the people, by the people. An amendment, likewise, must be by a constitutional convention. That, fundamentally, is more important than the amendment. The people must rule, otherwise the nation cannot endure." KEEP ON SMILING The business depression was just like the flu. You have to get it about every so often or there abouts. MATHEMATICAL DEDUCTION And yet again, speaking of this and that, if a guy took on a certain number of whoopee capsules New Year's Eve, how many shots would he have to take for a bracer in the morning. OUT WITH THE OLD, IN WITH THE NEW And then, the morning after, when you reached for the pitcher of ice water, did you add another clause to your resolutions? MATHEMATICAL DEDUCTION And yet again, speaking of this and that, if a guy took on a certain number of whoopee capsules New Year's Eve, how many shots would he have to take for a bracer in the morning. OUT WITH THE OLD, IN WITH THE NEW And then, the morning after, when you reached for the pitcher of ice water, did you add another clause to your resolutions? BEYOND THE 12-MILE LIMIT Now a professor has found out that Paul Revere was unhorsed, or kidnapped, or something, it will be in order for some guy to discover that Christopher Columbus was overhauled by some hi-jackers. WHY BRING THE UP If Paul didn't go all the way on that famous ride, it is strange some of the neighbors didn't brawl him out before this. However, even though he was holding out on us there still are lots of people who are willing to give him the benefit of the doubt. TO BE FRANK ABOUT IT. The burning question which lately flared over the land was: if that man had to pay the postage on all those Christmas cards, would he have sent the greetings? ONE GOOD TURN DESERVES ANOTHER When Dr. Einstein visited New York City in 1920 the mayor gave him the keys to the city. The other day when the savant went to the same city the mayor gave him the keys to the people's hearts. MUSSOLINI'S MESSAGE There awhile back Premier Mussolini spoke to an American audience over what is called an international radio hookup. The Premier sent an appeal for world peace. His address will have great weight, all over the world, in allaying any fear of Italy starting any war. The premier said he fought in the ranks of the World's war. He does not want to see another one. He should know. The Premier says the European powers need the co-operation of the United States to insure lasting peace. He said this nation's entry into the world's terrible conflict won the war, and he says the world now must have this country's aid to keep peace. The Premier said the friendship felt in Italy for America has its roots in history. All the war clouds should now blow away. ANAHEIM GAZETTE Anaheim Wamen Aboard Harvard (Continued from Page 1) was so quiet. Then the terrible jar and the grinding noise as the ship slid through the sand bar and onto the rocks." Crew Was Terrified "We did not see a uniformed officer of the Harvard from the time the crash occurred until we reached San Pedro," Mrs. Wisser said. "Only members of the ship's crew rushed about, apparently terribly agitated, who did or said nothing to reassure us, were in evidence." How the women on board remained calm in comparison to many of the men who rushed about, apparently at a loss as to just what they should do, was told both by Mrs. Sisson and Mrs. Wisser. Three Hours In Small Boats The fact that many of the men who were selected to man the small life boats, which tossed about for three hours on the open sea while awaiting the rescue ships, were unable to row made this part of the experience the most disagreeable, they agreed. Both Anaheim women remained on the Harvard until the last life-boat was loaded. They were also on the first boat-load taken aboard the battleship "Louisville" and were on the first tug to reach San Pedro. What a wonderful lot of boys there were on that battleship as compared with the crew of the Harvard," both said. "We were told that we were guests of the United States nacy and were given a royal reception. Everything possible was done for our comfort." DEATH OF JOHN H. JANZEN John H. Janzen, after an illness of about two years, died at the family home on South West street, Monday. He was 71 years old and lived on a ranch southwest of Anaheim for 16 years. He is survived by Mrs. Janzen; three daughters, Mrs. William Kochler of Portland, Ore., Mrs. F. L. Bussa of Houston, Tex., and Mrs. L. J. Hart of Los Angeles; one son, Albert J. Janzen, of Anaheim; one brother, August Janzen of Idaho; one sister, Mrs. Gottlieb Rutkowski of Germany, and seven grandchildren. Mr. Janzen was born in Poland and when 19 years old came to America living at Portland, Oregon, for 27 years. He was a member of the M.E. church for over 30 years and was long active in the affairs of the West Broadway church. H. S. ELGIN DIES H. S. Elgin, well known over Orange county as a realtor, died at his home in Anaheim, Tuesday morning, after a brief illness. He had lived in Santa Ana for 23 years before coming to Anaheim four years ago, and had been in the real estate business for many years. He is survived by Mrs. Elgin, a step-son, N. A. Thompson of Downey, and a step-daughter, Mrs. George Adams, of Seal Beach. DISPLAYS AT TWO FAIRS The County Board of Supervisors has appropriated $5,000 with which to make county displays at the State Fair at Sacramento in September and at the county fair at Pomona. The appropriation was made at the request of the county publicity department. There are families who cannot attract attention except by having fusses and flights. The same may be said of the Central American states—Atchison Globe. Graduation Days "Those Happy Days" Soon, to many boys and girls, lessons and examinations will be past history. Graduation, a memorable event in their lives, will be here. A lot it means to them and to you, their parents, it is a proud and happy occasion. We are sure you wish to commemorate it with a lasting gift. Let that gift be from KENDRICK'S 155 West Center St. Anaheim In Co-Operation With Hart Shaffner & PRESENTS THE GREATEST CLEAR In the History of Th Hart Schaffner & Marx are responsible for this great selling event—because when they sent us our great Spring stocks, prices had been lowered to new low price levels. And now these already low prices have been still further reduced for this sale! Over 500 Suits at 3 Group One! $1975 Regular Values to $35.00 Group Two! $2975 Regular Values to $45.00 $1975 Regular Values to $35.00 $2975 Regular Values to $45.00 The Range of Sizes Includes Suits And One Group of Men's Suits This is the greatest value group in the sale! Close to 100 suits including many with two pairs of pants. All wool suits—mostly one or two of a kind only—Many of them originally selling as high as $35.00. Sizes up to 44. Please bear in mind, that the sale includes every suit in our tremendous stock. Patterns and colors to suit any man or young man. And sizes to fit practically any man wearing up to size 52. Every man interested in the purchase of a men's suit should take advantage of this Great Sale—ings are decidedly while. Men! This is the Greatest Closet Buying Opportunity of the Entire Stock of Pants Reduced $5.00 Corduroy Golf Pants Reduced to Entire Stock Bedroom Slippers Reduced Rayon and Beacon Bath Robes Reduced All Luggage Now Reduced F. A. YUNGBLU The National coal supply exceeds three million, billion tons, which is sufficient to take care of our requirements for several hundred years. They say Raskob has revamped the Democratic Party. If we remember right he also beeled it—Atlanta Constitution. Westinghouse Radio FEARN Easy Parking 273 E. Center St., Anaheim Super-Hetrodyne No Harmonics It's No Secret!! The Art of Being Well Dressed is no secret. Good cleaning and pressing plays as big a part in One's appearance as Good Clothes—the two are inseparable. SAVEWAY CLEANERS "Good Clothes Deserve Good Care" 313 E. Center St., Anaheim — Phone 4413 SAVEWAY CLEANERS "Good Clothes Deserve Good Care" 313 E. Center St., Anaheim — Phone 4413 ffner & Marx---F. A. Yungbluth ENTS CLEARANCE EVENT of This Store Men of Orange County never had a greater opportunity to save on the purchase of fine clothes than is being presented here. Remember these clothes are all from the makers of America's finest clothes—and are wonderful values at their regular prices. at 3 Low Prices! Two! $975 Uses to $45.00 Group Three! $3975 Regular Values to $55.00 es Suits up to Size 52 Every man interested in the purchase of a new suit should take advantage of this Great Sale—the savings are decidedly worth while. Greatest Clothes Unity of the Year Reduced ...25% Gants Reduced to $2.95 Slippers Reduced 1-3 Robes Reduced ¼ Reduced ...10% And Another Group of Men's Suits One or two suits of a kind only in this lot — original prices ranging from 2 to 4 times the low sale price. Shop Early! On account of the extremely low prices—A nominal charge will be made for alterations on men's suits! BLUTH 145 W. Center St. Anaheim