anaheim-gazette 1930-08-14

OBSERVATIONS MAKING THE DESERT BLOSSOM It seems Arizona is getting all the dams out west. She is storing up water to reclaim arid regions. Oh, by the way, what's the matter with California putting in a requisition for a dam or two. WELL, ANYWAY, THEY COULD TALK ABOUT THE WEATHER If they ever get the booze puzzle settled and took the tariff out of politics, whatever would they talk about over on the historic river. TAKE THAT, AND THAT! Over in a country where they settle insults with the sword, a couple of young high hats the other day staged a duel. After considerable chatter they charged each other, while the seconds stood by in breathless silence. Suddenly one of the duellists got cut on the wrist. An armistice was declared and both perturbed gentlemen repaired to a cafe where they had coffee and sinkers. At latest accounts all was quiet on the western front, although it was said the trouble was liable to break out again at any moment. Caramba! usually in such cases made and provided one man slaps the other in the mouth with his glove. The injured man sends in his card and the seconds arrange for the open air fracas. The duellists arrive in due time all robed in black. Then suddenly out of the stillness of the night should either smell blood, hostilities cease; and they live happily ever after. Good night! ROLL ON ROLL ON AND ON Back in a mid-west state a high court has ruled that it is a felony for a mortorist to make a girl get out of the gas wagon and walk home. Now, all the fella has to do is to furnish the gal with a pair of roller skates. BOBS UP SERENELY FROM BELOW "By gar watcha matter dis fella called Tariff. He too mucha talkie. No good fella for work. Evry tree, for year he come talk some more. No good. Make him work. Raise de bean, potate, egg and spiget. Heap good. Allee time talk. No catcha de mon. Famly starve man he no can work. Sacre. Some time make tariff work, heap good. Evrybody fell happy, Raisa de beeg family. By gar, fella, you tell Kongress stop talkie." BOBS UP SERENELY FROM BELOW "By gar watcha matter dis fella called Tariff. He too mucha talkie. No good fella for work. Evry tree, for year he come talk some more. No good. Make him work. Raise de bean, potate, egg and spiget. Heap good. Allee time talk. No catcha de mon. Family starve ,man he no can work. Sacre. Some time make tariff work, heap good. Evrybody fell happy, Raisa de beeg family. By gar, fella, you tell Kongress stop talkie." NO WONDER THERE'S CONGESTION It is reported that a car builder turns out 9000 a day, (and it is said his profit on each is $50.) WELL, LET'S SEE, THERE MIGHT BE SOMETHING TO THAT Speaking about sinking ships to prevent war, what have you to offer for the motor car and the airship. THAT'S GONNA BE TOUGH ON CROSS-EYED FELLAS A new motor vehicle law says pedestrians, when out on the highways, must walk on the extreme left hand side of the street. A couple guys got pinched in a near by town the other day for that offense. They were both right handed, and went up in the air about it. HEY, YOU, DIDJA FORGET SOMETHIN' If you walk on the wrong side of the road, and you see a cop following, and if you turned quickly and retraced your steps, (while the cop stopped to pick up a banana,) who would be guilty, you or the cop? TRYING TO FIND OUT ABOUT IT It may be a noble experiment, but from what you can read in the paper and from what the people tell you, there are a whale of a lot of fellas who are doing quite a bit of experimenting. HEY, PARD, GOT A MATCH? When the ex-president "smoked" that pipe of peace with the Indians at the dam site there awhile ago, the "pitcher" in the paper showed him in the act of taking a "drag"—but it didn't show that he inhaled any of the smoke. THAT IS NO LAUGHING MATTER It is estimated that by the curtailment of oil production here a quarter of a million oil workers have been thrown out of employment. However, it is said it is better to keep this surplus oil under cover. TAIL WAGS THE DOG A talented lady speaking over the radio, on the perplexing prohibition amendment, asked this question: "Why should a handful of legislators tell 'all' the people what they should do concerning their mode of living?" The lady said the question should be submitted to all the people. JACK WITH THE LANTERN If you look closely you will notice that the price for female heart balm remains just about the same, to-wit: $500,000. Of course, the price fluctuates, according to Romeo's bank roll. TAIL WAGS THE DOG A talented lady speaking over the radio, on the perplexing prohibition amendment, asked this question: "Why should a handful of legislators tell 'all' the people what they should do concerning their mode of living?" The lady said the question should be submitted to all the people. JACK WITH THE LANTERN If you look closely you will notice that the price for female heart balm remains just about the same, to-wit: $500,000. Of course, the price fluctuates, according to Romeo's bank roll. AND WHEN THE RECEIVER GOT HOT HE HUNG UP "Well," said an irate woman, "if he won't pay the bill, I'll call him up on the phone and give him a piece of my mind." ALL DRESSED UP AND NO PLACE TO GO Speaking of farm relief it is reported that a stiff tariff rate has been placed on plug hats. Evidently some of the higher ups believe the tillers of the soil raise silkworms. THE MILL WILL NEVER RUN BY THE WATER THAT HAS PASSED After the government has furnished the tools to build that Boulder dam it seems the states out west don't know how to use them. By quarrelling over the disposition of the power it would look like they are getting the cart before the horse. Water is what is needed, and without water there would not be much use for the power. HELLO. JOPE, GET BUSY Unless this southland gets at least 20 inches of rain each year, the people will have to save the water that is now running to waste. THE VANISHING FOOTMAN A fellow on the hoof gets arrested if he jaywalks across the street, he has to jump at the intersection, and now when out in the wide open spaces he is hooked if he walks on the wrong side of the street. A fellow who got in the other day believes it's a deep laid plot to make everybody buy a boat. The time no doubt will come when a fellow who walks will be a curiosity, and if times get tough he can hire out to a dime museum—or go jump in the lake. However, the fellow who walks may get some relief out of the fact that if he gets bumped off they may hang the bumper. With so many kinds of booze running loose gas wagons cut some mighty foolish curves and corners, and perhaps the pedestrian may have to take up aviation. Kier's Baseballers Beat Pomegranate H. C. Kler's promising baseballers, with George Campbell oh n orotdunSo-l with George Campbell on the mound and Claire Lebhardt behind homeplate, oozed out on one-run victory over the fighting Pomegranate night crew in the city league series game held at the city park Wednesday evening. The score: 8 to 7. Bob Easton's squad although bringing up the rear in the league race, is a in Boston Red Sox as a threat to the winners. Once this combination gets to functioning it's tough picking for opponents. Bob Drumm made the most spectacular play of the game when he picked a hard drive off his shoeslaces. Drumm plays center field for Kler. Mr. and Mrs. George W. Reid and their son and daughter-in-law, Mr. and Mrs. Willis Reid from Taft, this week were spending their vacation at Big Pines. The Willie Reids will stay but one week, while Secretary Reid of the Anaheim chamber of commerce and Mrs. Reid will remain until August 25. INCREASED EARNINGS for your funds ... NORTH AMERICAN BUILDING-LOAN ASSOCIATION Local happenings Mrs. M. E. Carey of Witchita Falls, Texas, is spending two months with her sister, Mrs. E. D. Abrams, of 121 East Broadway. Mrs. Carey arrived in Anaheim nearly two weeks ago. She plans to accompany the Abrams on a motor trip to San Diego this Sunday, where she will remain for a week visiting with relatives in the extreme southern part of the state. She will return to the Abrams home for the remainder of the summer. "The drought in Texas, as reported in the papers, is worse than ever experienced before," Mrs. Carey stated. "There just doesn't seem to be any rain, when ordinarily there is plenty at this time of the year. However, if rain comes soon, it will help considerably and prevent a serious crop loss in the section from which I cane. "California? Of course, I'd like to live here. This is my fourth trip and some day I hope to stay." C. F. Hicks, paperhanging, palutting, tinting, Ph. 1494. 210 3rd So. St. 7-3-ff Mr. and Mrs. Howard S. Jones, son-in-law-and daughter of Manager Harry H. Clubb of the local Wiley B. Allen company store on West Center, arrived in Anaheim from Pittsburgh last Friday. While Mrs. Jones is visiting in Hollywood, Mr. Jones joined the music firm with his father-in-law, and started to work last Monday. The Joneses, while liking Pittsburgh and the East, report that "there isn't any place like California to live." They expect to make their home in Anaheim. Tune in KFI every Tuesday morning, 10:16, and hear Bass-Hueter "Home Beautiful" department program on "Color Harmony." Miss Frances Adams, daughter of Mr. and Mrs. E. H. Adams, who is teacher Mr. and Mrs. W. H. Dale late last week returned from a two-month motor trip to northern California and southern Oregon. khere they visited Mr. Dale's brother at Weaver, California. While in the north they motored through Humboldt county, "taking in" the out-of-way scenic retreats. Also on their itinerary were trips to Crater Lake, Oregon Caves, a journey down the Redwood Highway and a trip through Sequoia Park. The Dales live at 410 South Philadelphia street, Anaheim. Lawnmowers, razor blades sharpened, Bicycle repairs and supplies. Dave's Key Shop, 119 So., L.A., Ph. 1009. 7-19ff Herbert M. Moore, one of the owners of the Palm Center Pharmacy, left Anaheim Monday for a two-week vacation with relatives and friends in Salt Lake City. ST. MICHAEL'S EPISCOPAL CHURCH Rev. D. H. Dow, R. D. Rector Holy Communion is celebrated every Sunday morning at 8 o'clock. Public Worship at 11 o'clock. Other services as announced. Church School will be resumed in September. To the services of St. Michale's, all people are welcome. Indoor 25¢ day an Open Day 10 A.M. To Sporty 18-hole course, You'll like ANAHEIM INDOOR funds... NORTH AMERICAN BUILDING - LOAN ASSOCIATION 6% CERTIFICATES A State-wide Institution 243 W. Center Street ANAHEIM LAGUNA BEACH AND GARDEN GROVE Hollywood, Mr. Jones joined the music firm with his father-in-law, and started to work last Monday. The Joneses, while liking Pittsburgh and the East, report that "there isn't any place like California to live." They expect to make their home in Anaheim. Tune in KFI every Tuesday morning, 10:15, and hear Bass-Hueter "Home Beautiful" department program on "Color Harmony." Miss Frances Adams, daughter of Mr. and Mrs. E. H. Adams, who is teacher of physical education at Convina high school, has charge of the play grounds at that city this summer, spent Sunday with her family in Anaheim. When Speed go on WHEN Lou Meyer, Nation goes on a hunting trip with what gasoline does he use? When Harry Hartz hops off in Del Monte; when Shorty Cantlo White's ranch; when Harry Mill gasoline do they use? LAGUNA BEACH AND GARDEN GROVE Business People Endorse Lambert FOR AUDITOR of Orange County They know he will always be on the job—that he is capable of handling the job—that he is not a politician—that he will represent the rank and file of voters rather than a select few. Vote Yes at the Primary August 26 Lambert X "Let's Go Places" Richfield's new Motorlog booklet of scenic 1,2 and 3-day trips in Southern California. Tells where to go...what to see...how to get there. Compiled by "Outdoor" Franklin, famous Richfield road scout. Ask for a free copy at Richfield stations. RICHFIELD GASOLINE OF POWER WHEN Lou Meyer, Nationwide goes on a hunting trip with what gasoline does he use? When Harry Hartz hops off in Del Monte; when Shorty Cantlover White's ranch; when Harry Milligan gasoline do they use? When Colonel Charles A.Lindbeck on a cross-country hop...whenever Art Goebel takes a pleasure...or Wichita; when Fred Duesenault Coast for the winter...what gasoline The answer is...RICHFIELD. In their business...in winning records...Richfield is the choice experts and scores of others include Arnold, Louis Schneider, Ralph deman, Brock and Schlee. For pleasure trips they naturally they know they will have the same extra mileage, the unfailing dependence the difference between victory and failure. Richfield qualities that tie between a safe, trouble-free trip...Forced landings...expensive repurchase. Why not...when you make your from the experience of the world rather than take a chance on seating with the blue and gold station with the blue and gold station. So...“FILL IT UP Popular Couple Wed Miss Wilhelmina Zitzmann, daughter of Mr. and Mrs. Ernest Zitzman became the bride of John S. Lampert of Orange, son of Mr. and Mrs. John Lampert of Santa Ana on Monday morning at 10:30 o'clock. The ceremony was solemnized at St. Michaels Episcopal church which was beautifully decorated for the occasion. Only relatives of the high contracting parties were present. Rev. A. G. H. Bode, formerly of Anaheim, now of South Pasadena, officiated. The beautiful ring service was read. Miss Dorothy Bode played Lohengrin's wedding march and after the ceremony Mendelsson's recessional. The bride was attired in white satin. Her long tulle veil was held in place by clusters of orange blossoms. She wore a pearl brooch belonging to her mother and carried a dainty handkerchief that had been used by her mother and grandmother at their own weddings. Her bouquet was of white roses and flour de lis. After the ceremony a reception was held at the home of the bride's parents, refreshments, including a large wedding cake were served. Later the bride and groom left on a honeymoon trip to San Francisco. Crater Lake and other northern points of interest. Upon their return they will be at home to friends at 521 E. Palmyra street, Orange. 1st Indoor Golf Course Opened First indoor golf course in Orange county, the Anaheim Indoor Golf Course, opened at 226 South Los Angeles street Wednesday evening, with Owner V. R. Burns taking personal charge. The course, a sporty 18-hole affair, has felt greens and offers plenty of problems to the miniature golf fans. It is open daily from 10 a.m. till midnight. Mr. Burns personally supervised the construction of the course and has moved his family to Anaheim, occupying a residence at 201 North Emily street. Husband: How does a woman look when she's really startled? His Wife: Give me $25 and find out. Ability ENROLL ABILITY, not personality, is the thing that counts in the business world. The question is—what can you actually DO? Enroll with us and start right. "Consider Your Future" McCORMAC SCHOOL of Business and Secretarial Training 25c day and night Open Daily 10 A. M. To Midnight Sporty 18-hole course, entirely enclosed. You'll like it. EIM INDOOR GOLF COURSE Angeles Street Anaheim ABILITY, not personality, is the thing that counts in the business world. The question is—what can you actually DO? Enroll with us and start right. "Consider Your Future" McCORMAC SCHOOL of Business and Secretarial Training 706 N. Main St. Santa Ana, California Phone 3610 Speed Kings go on Vacation Lou Meyer, National Speedway Champion on a hunting trip with his pal, Riley Brett... he does he use? Hartz hops off in his plane for a flight to when Shorty Cantlon takes a run up to Bill sh; when Harry Miller goes hunting...what GO ON VACATION Al Lou Meyer, National Speedway Champion on a hunting trip with his pal, Riley Brett... does he use? By Hartz hops off in his plane for a flight to when Shorty Cantlon takes a run up to Bill Bush; when Harry Miller goes hunting...what they use? Michael Charles A. Lindbergh took Mrs. Lindbergh country hop...what gasoline did he use? Goebel takes a pleasure flight to San Francisco ta; when Fred Duesenberg comes out to the winter...what gasoline do they use? This...RICHFIELD. Success...in winning victories...in breaking Richfield is the choice of these famous motor scores of others including Glen Shultz, Billy Schneider, Ralph Hepburn, George Halck and Schlee. It trips they naturally use Richfield because they will have the same power and speed, the time, the unfailing dependability that often means between victory and defeat...success and field qualities that may mean the difference life, trouble-free trip...and motor breakdowns. ings...expensive repairs! When you make your vacation trip...benefit experience of the world's greatest motor experts can take a chance on something "just as good." Friendly, willing, courteous service at every the blue and gold Richfield shield. So..."FILL IT UP" WITH RICHFIELD GASOLINE OF POWER Copyright 1930 R.O.C. No. 256.