anaheim-gazette 1900-07-26

THERE IS VERY LITTLE FRUIT. Crop is Light, and the Greater Part of the Dried Fruit Will Come From the North. “There is a scarcity of deciduous fruit in Southern California this year, which is unparalleled,” said Professor A. R. Sprague, president of the Southern California Fruit Exchange, in an interview. “There will be no peaches nor prunes of any kind exported from this part of the state; there will be little dried fruit of any description, and the greater portion of the dried fruit that is consumed here will come from the north, where the deciduous fruits are abundant. This accounts for the high prices that we are compelled to pay at the present time for fruit in the stalls of Los Angeles. “The apricot crop, also, is very short; only here and there is there a locality in which the apricot crop approaches the average. Around Pomona and Hemet the crop will be better than in most localities, but even there it will be nothing like the usual one. “This shortage, for the most part, is caused by most unseasonably warm weather in January, followed by cold but not frosty weather. The same weather conditions exist in Arizona, also. But in the Antelope valley and northward from that district the trees were not affected. The warm weather brought out the buds, and the setting of fruit was large, so that where sufficient rain fell a large crop was the result. But where there was as little rain as in Southern California, the young fruit fell off. “There is also a shortage in all kinds of vegetables. Only the most favorable lands, those which are the best situated and the most carefully handled, being now productive. Consequently the area of vegetable production is greatly restricted. It will be remembered that the Chino ranch was taken on a mortgage only a few days ago on account of the failure of the beet crop for the last three years. “Another peculiarity of the season is shown by the alfalfa crop. The country that used to produce the great quantities of alfalfa for this section lies southeast of the city, and is subject to irrigation. It is one of the most productive districts on the face of the earth. As a result of the continued Sherwood's Great Nerve. Continued from First Page. the Yorbas take their 200 inches—and we give Mrs. Bixby 100 inches— He continued figuring, and soon stated that there would be no water running in the sandwash this month. A communication was received from R. K. Sherman and Wm. Hallock asking for an option of 20 or 30 days on the La Habra reservoir site, where Sherman thinks oil exists. He wishes to exploit the territory, and if successful in locating the anticlineal will lease the property for 15 or 20 years. The letter was filed, and the Secretary instructed to write him saying the company would not play ball with him—that they wanted the land for reservoir purposes, and could not tie itself up to an oil deal. It is understood Sherman has a rich syndicate in tow who are anxious to invest $150,000 in oil development, if the report of a competent expert can be had upon the property. He feels quite enthusiastic over the prospects for oil at the point indicated. A request was read from Zanjero Brunworth for a six-weeks' vacation, beginning Aug. 29th and extending to Oct. 1st. Brunworth contemplates a trip East with his family. On motion of Rea, the request was granted, Brunworth to procure a man to take his place who will be acceptable to the Superintendent. Mr. Rea made an appeal that Brunworth’s salary continue during his absence. Last summer, he said, Brunworth was offered an assistant, during the height of the irrigating season, as well as the year before. He refused to take on an assistant, and worked night and day to deliver water to shareholders. The suggestion fell like a wet blanket upon the others. It seemed no one cared to second the motion. At length Cargill seconded it, to bring it before the meeting. After a short discussion, the matter was killed, Rea alone voting for it. A petition was received from Theo Staley and Chas. Wagner asking for the cementing of 1340 feet of ditch on the east line of their property at Placentia. To the Ditch committee. Mr. Cargill brought up the matter of the application of a syndicate of oil STAVING OFF A BILL. THE GRAND PROMOTER EXEMPLIFIES IT AS A FINE ART. Major Crofoot Organizes a New Scheme of Giantic Proportions and Generously Takes In His Printer on the Ground Floor. [Copyright, 1900, by C. B. Lewis.] It was the printer with his bill for $000 office cards, and he knocked on Major Crofoot’s office door in that hall hearted way adopted by creditors who feel that they must call and yet have no faith that the bill will be paid. “Come in, and good morning to you—good morning!” shouted the major as he sprang up and extended his hand and shook so heartily that the caller’ hat was nearly jostled off his head When the shaking had been concluded he said: “I have been expecting you up here every day for a week, and if you” “SIMPLY TO REST EASY.” hadn't called today I should have seen a messenger to hunt you up. Did you remember to bring the bill? “Yes, sir,” replied the printer as he handed it over. “好! Let’s see. It's for $4.5 and I pronounce it correct—absolute correct. There never was a more correct account rendered—never in this commercial world. And now you want a check for it, of course? I must ask you to excuse me that this trifle he run so long, but when a man is dealt in millions he is apt to forget dollars.” “那 is all right, major.” replied A Fisherman's Trick. "One day I was talking fish with a number of friends," said an old fisherman, "and I made a bet that I could catch more perch than any other man in the party in a given time. The crowd picked out the most experienced fisherman in the lot, and we set a day to try our luck. The day before the match I got a large glass jar, filled it with water and put some minnows in it. Over the mouth of the jar I put a piece of parchment in which I had made some small holes. Then I went to a point just east of the waterworks, picked out a likely spot and sank the jar in the river, first attaching a cork float to it by which I could locate it next day. "We went out for the fishing match the following afternoon, and I soon found my float and anchored there. The other man located a short distance away, and we began. The perch were just beginning to run, and in a little while I had pulled in 180 perch, while my opponent got only 24. Then he gave up, and I won my bet. "I showed the boys the trick before we left the fishing ground. You can always in that way make a good catch of fish that will swallow minnows. The sight of the bait in the jar always attracts a crowd of fish and seems to put them in good biting humor."—Detroit Free Press. Plausible, but Failed. The cunning of children is well recognized to be of a very superior kind, and it is seldom if given a chance that they cannot inveigle their elders into seeing things their way. The following is an instance of where a little girl slipped up on this by not taking into consideration that her mother had had enough experience with children to have an insight into their nature. The girl's birthday was a couple of weeks off, and her parents had told her that they were going to give her a handsome present upon that occasion. She had been counting "the minutes" for several days, but thinking she could not possibly await her birthday without knowing what her present would be she shelted softly up to her mother and begged her to show her the present. Another peculiarity of the season is shown by the alfalfa crop. The country that used to produce the great quantities of alfalfa for this section lies southeast of the city, and is subject to irrigation. It is one of the most productive districts on the face of the earth. As a result of the continued dry seasons the gophers from all the surrounding dry land have been attracted to these irrigated ranches, and they are playing havoc with the alfalfa. Some hay will probably be shipped from the north, where it has been grown in large quantities. This will be likely to keep the price steady and prevent it, at least, from reaching the high mark it has reached in recent years." A Fisherman's Trick. "One day I was talking fish with a number of friends," said an old fisherman, "and I made a bet that I could catch more perch than any other man in the party in a given time. The crowd picked out the most experienced fisherman in the lot, and we set a day to try our luck. The day before the match I got a large glass jar, filled it with water and put some minnows in it. Over the mouth of the jar I put a piece of parchment in which I had made some small holes. Then I went to a point just east of the waterworks, picked out a likely spot and sank the jar in the river, first attaching a cork float to it by which I could locate it next day. "We went out for the fishing match the following afternoon, and I soon found my float and anchored there. The other man located a short distance away, and we began. The perch were just beginning to run, and in a little while I had pulled in 180 perch, while my opponent got only 24. Then he gave up, and I won my bet. "I showed the boys the trick before we left the fishing ground. You can always in that way make a good catch of fish that will swallow minnows. The sight of the bait in the jar always attracts a crowd of fish and seems to put them in good biting humor."—Detroit Free Press. Plausible, but Failed. The cunning of children is well recognized to be of a very superior kind, and it is seldom if given a chance that they cannot inveigle their elders into seeing things their way. The following is an instance of where a little girl slipped up on this by not taking into consideration that her mother had had enough experience with children to have an insight into their nature. The girl's birthday was a couple of weeks off, and her parents had told her that they were going to give her a handsome present upon that occasion. She had been counting "the minutes" for several days, but thinking she could not possibly await her birthday without knowing what her present would be she shelted softly up to her mother and begged her to show her the present. Another peculiarity of the season is shown by the alfalfa crop. The country that used to produce the great quantities of alfalfa for this section lies southeast of the city, and is subject to irrigation. It is one of the most productive districts on the face of the earth. As a result of the continued dry seasons the gophers from all the surrounding dry land have been attracted to these irrigated ranches, and they are playing havoc with the alfalfa. Some hay will probably be shipped from the north, where it has been grown in large quantities. This will be likely to keep the price steady and prevent it, at least, from reaching the high mark it has reached in recent years." A Fisherman's Trick. "One day I was talking fish with a number of friends," said an old fisherman, "and I made a bet that I could catch more perch than any other man in the party in a given time. The crowd picked out the most experienced fisherman in the lot, and we set a day to try our luck. The day before the match I got a large glass jar, filled it with water and put some minnows in it. Over the mouth of the jar I put a piece of parchment in which I had made some small holes. Then I went to a point just east of the waterworks, picked out a likely spot and sank the jar in the river, first attaching a cork float to it by which I could locate it next day. "We went out for the fishing match the following afternoon, and I soon found my float and anchored there. The other man located a short distance away, and we began. The perch were just beginning to run, and in a little while I had pulled in 180 perch, while my opponent got only 24. Then he gave up, and I won my bet. "I showed the boys the trick before we left the fishing ground. You can always in that way make a good catch of fish that will swallow minnows. The sight of the bait in the jar always attracts a crowd of fish and seems to put them in good biting humor."—Detroit Free Press. Plausible, but Failed. The cunning of children is well recognized to be of a very superior kind, and it is seldom if given a chance that they cannot inveigle their elders into seeing things their way. The following is an instance of where a little girl slipped up on this by not taking into consideration that her mother had had enough experience with children to have an insight into their nature. The girl's birthday was a couple of weeks off, and her parents had told her that they were going to give her a handsome present upon that occasion. She had been counting "the minutes" for several days, but thinking she could not possibly await her birthday without knowing what her present would be she shelted softly up to her mother and begged her to show her the present. Another peculiarity of the season is shown by the alfalfa crop. The country that used to produce the great quantities of alfalfa for this section lies southeast of the city, and is subject to irrigation. It is one of the most productive districts on the face of the earth. As a result of the continued dry seasons the gophers from all the surrounding dry land have been attracted to these irrigated ranches, and they are playing havoc with the alfalfa. Some hay will probably be shipped from the north, where it has been grown in large quantities. This will be likely to keep the price steady and prevent it, at least, from reaching the high mark it has reached in recent years." A Fisherman's Trick. "One day I was talking fish with a number of friends," said an old fisherman, "and I made a bet that I could catch more perch than any other man in the party in a given time. The crowd picked out the most experienced fisherman in the lot, and we set a day to try our luck. The day before the match I got a large glass jar, filled it with water and put some minnows in it. Over the mouth of the jar I put a piece of parchment in which I had made some small holes. Then I went to a point just east of the waterworks, picked out a likely spot and sank the jar in the river, first attaching a cork float to it by which I could locate it next day. "We went out for the fishing match the following afternoon, and I soon found my float and anchored there. The other man located a short distance away, and we began. The perch were just beginning to run, and in a little while I had pulled in 180 perch, while my opponent got only 24. Then he gave up, and I won my bet. "I showed the boys the trick before we left the fishing ground. You can always in that way make a good catch of鱼that will swallow minnows.The sight ofthe baitinthejarfirstattractacrowdoffishandseemstoputthemingoodbittinghumor."—Detroit Free Press. Plausible, but Failed. The cunning of children is well recognized to be of a very superior kind, and it is seldom if given a chance that they cannot inveigle their elders into seeing things their way. The following is an instance of where a little girl slipped up on this by not taking into consideration that her mother had had enough experience with children to have an insight into their nature. The girl's birthday was a couple of weeks off, and her parents had told her that they were going to give her a handsome present upon that occasion.She had been counting "the minutes" for several days, but thinking she could not possibly await her birthday without knowing what her present would be she shelted softly up to her mother and begged her to show her the present. Another peculiarity of the season is shown by the alfalfa crop. The country that used to produce the great quantities of alfalfa for this section lies southeast of the city, and is subject to irrigation. It is one of the most productive districts on the face of the earth. As a result of the continued dry seasons the gophers from all the surrounding dry land have been attracted to these irrigated ranches, and they are playing havoc with the alfalfa. Some hay will probably be shipped from the north, where it has been grown in large quantities. This will be likely to keep the price steady and prevent it, at least, from reaching the high mark it has reached in recent years." A Minister's Mistake. A city minister was recently handed notice to be read from his pulpit.Acompanying it was clipping from a newspaper bearing upon the matter.The clergyman started to read the extract and found that it began: "Take Kemp's Balsam,the best cough cure."This was hardly what he had expected,and after a moment's hesitation,hit turned it over,and found on other sidethe matter intended for reading. A Minister's Mistake. A city minister was recently handed notice to be read from his pulpit.Acompanying it was clipping from a newspaper bearing upon the matter.The clergyman started to read the extract and found that it began: "Take Kemp's Balsam,the best cough cure."This was hardly what he had expected,and after a moment's hesitation,hit turned it over,and found on other sidethe matter intended for reading. A Agricultural Report. The agricultural report for 1899 is now ready for distribution,and Senator Bard informs the Hueneme Herald that he will receive applications from farmers and other citizens of State who will appreciate them,fors copieswhich are allotted to him for distribution.Applicants are advised to address Hon. Thomas R. Bard,Hueneme,Cal. During last May an infant child of our neighbor was suffering from cholera infantum.The doctors had given up all hopes of recovery.I took a bottle of Chamberlain's Colic，Cholera和 Disciple remedyto house readers. SIMPLY TO REST EASY." hadn't called today I should have seen a messenger to hunt you up.Did you remember bring the bill? "Yes,sir," replied the printer as a soft smile stole over his face,and he began wondering why he had ever called promoter a deaf beat. "Thanks for your confidence-you financial confidence.I like men have confidence in me.Let me tell you,sir,sir,the man who puts trust in Major Crofoot,great proponent,gigantic originator and tremendous consolider,Losses nothing by it.His bill for $4.50.it has run for weeks.months.Instead of wearing stilettas and pounding on my deskyou have been content to let time go along.You felt that your money was safe.You believed that I would enjoy presentation.Ah,sir,but I love witness such exhibitions of confidence-I love to do it!Let us shake hands again." "I'm in a bit of a hurry this morning," remarked the printer as a do suddenly entered his mind and sent chill up his back. "Ah,yes.of course—and my time is also limitedbut do you know what I am going do?Instead of debating about artfor $4.50.I am going to talk to you thousands and hundredsof thousandsand millions.My dear man,you arrived at an opportune moment.almost seems as ifthe hand of Prisoner was in它.Having displayed your confidence inthe financialtegrityofMajor Crofootand arrivingat an opportune momentwhatlows? "You paythe bill for $4.50," repelsthe printer. "It follows,sir-it follows as maily as night follows day,但will heap more cash init--thatI takein onthe ground floor.Beholdthed papersonmy desk.Ihadjustecededtofigurewhenyou camein.IfinishedthelastlineofmyprosperBehold,sir-belohetheorganizationWideWorldChickenandInRaisingcompanywithacapita$20,000,000!" "Major,i called"- "You called,sir-you called at anporturemoment.By callingyouitinmypowertoprovemygratitudein somethingbesideswords.WheretheWideWorldChickenandInRaisingcompany?Asitsnameplies,theobjectistoraisechildrenandinfants.How,sir,how?AhisMajorCrofoot'sgreatdiscoverwhichhasenabledhimtoorganizcompaniesonbasisof$20,000.The discoveryisnotoriginalbutapplyitasithasneverbeenaprepared.Wereincubatechickens,buythemillion insteadofthescore." "ButI cameupformy$4.50,"repeledtheprinterasaglyphentous.Intearingunytones." "Takeyourpencilandfigure." The Best Remedy for Stomach and Bowel Troubles. "I have been in the drug business for twenty years, and have sold most all of the proprietary medicines of any note. Among the entire list I have never found anything to equal Chamberlain's Colic, Cholera and Diarrhoea remedy for all stomach and bowel troubles," says O. W. Wakefield of Columbus, Ga. "This remedy cured two severe cases of cholera morbus in my family, and I have recommended and sold hundreds of bottles of it to my customers to their entire satisfaction. It affords a quick and sure cure in a pleasant form." For sale by Derge The stockholder of the California Consolidated Petroleum company is a stockholder of fifty oil companies. His stock entitles him to his pro rata of all the dividends the California Consolidated receives on the 2,500,000 shares held by that company in the fifty companies in question. His stock also entitles him to his pro rata of all the oil received as royalties on 5000 acres, and to his pro rata of all the oil developed on 10,000 acres. In this company he has three sources of profit and fifty chances to one to get profitable dividends. There are fortunes in oil and the stock of this company is sure to pay handsome dividends and go to a large premium. Stock redeemable on demand at any time within 30 days from date of certificate. All money paid in installments refunded on demand at any time within 30 days from date of first payment. If you do not want your stock, send to company and you will promptly get every cent of your money back. Agricultural report for 1899 is now ready for distribution, and Senator Bard informs the Huenene Herald that he will receive applications from farmers and other citizens of the State who will appreciate them, for copies, which are allotted to him for distribution. Applicants are advised to address Hon. Thomas R. Bard, Huenene, Cal. During last May an infant child of our neighbor was suffering from cholera infantum. The doctors had given up all hopes of recovery. I took a bottle of Chamberlain's Colie, Cholera and Diarrhoea remedy to the house, telling them I felt sure it would do good if used according to directions. In two days' time the child had fully recovered. The child is now vigorous and healthy. I have recommended this remedy frequently and never known it to fail—Mrs. Curtis Baker, Bookwalter, Ohio. Sold by P. A. Derge, druggist. Changed His Name. A. A. Montano, formerly Auditor of Los Angeles county, who left Los Angeles last September for the Philippines, has been heard from. He is Judge of the First Instance at Manila, having been appointed to the position by the new Philippine Commission. He is an apt Spanish scholar, and was employed by Major General Elwell S. Otis to translate and codify the laws at Manila. United States Circuit Judge Ross refused to admit him to practice in his court the day before he left Los Angeles for the Orient. He then went to San Francisco, where he was admitted by Judge De Haven. Montano, since leaving Los Angeles, has adopted the more aristoeratic name of Montague. A Good Cough Medicine. Many thousands have been restored to health and happiness by the use of Chamberlain's Cough remedy. If afflicted with any throat or lung trouble, give it a trial, for it is certain to prove beneficial. Coughs that have resisted all other treatment for years have yielded to this remedy and perfect health been restored. Cases that seemed hopeless, that the climate of famous health resorts failed to benefit, have been permanently cured by its use. For sale by Derge, druggist. The health problem is most quickly solved by making the blood pure and digestion perfect by taking Hood's Sarsaparilla. Itsures of scrofula, salt rheum, dispepsia, nervousness and that tired feeling are legend. The non-irritating cathartic Hood's Pills. In my power to prove my gratitude in something besides words. When the Wide World Chicken and Raising company? As its names implies, the object is to raise chickens and infants. How sir, how? Ah! is Major Crofoot's great discovery which enabled him to organ company on a basis of $20,000. The discovery is not original, but apply it as it has never been applied before. We incubate chickens, but the million instead of the score. Your pencil and figure a little." "But I came up for my $4.50," the printer in ugly tones. "Take your pencil and figure can be bought for 20 cents a day. For 2 cents additional one dozen cents can be produced. Four cents and you have a dozen spring chicken worth 50 cents aplace at the incubator total for eggs; incubating and feeding 30 cents; total for chickens, $6; profit to divide up on every day $5.70. Can Cripple Creek or the mond mines beat it? We produce 000,000 dozen chickens per year;ure it out, man, figure it out. Do want greater dividends than 70 cent on your capital? If you do." "What about this bill?" demands the printer as he lifted it off the desk and laid it back again. If you do," continued the major he walked about the room with his crossed under his coatails," then shall have it. We incubate infants the same machines, with only a partition between. We take in after they are 24 hours old—black or any other color and with reference to sex—and we bring up until they are a year old at so per week. Terms are strictly can advance every Monday morning every kid is marked on the right with our stamp and can't get lost mixed up in the shuffle. While we hatching 1,000,000 dozen eggs were bringing up 100,000 infants. If the number at that, but it may be few dozen more or less. Two dollars week for 100,000 infants is over 000,000 per year. Call the expenses milk, paregoric and toast $1,000 and what profit do you have left? "But I have come here to collect bill." "The $9,000,000 profit on the invoice added to the profits on the children gives us a dividend of $1.20 on the larar, and can you ask for more, since you do it? Why, man, the weight Golcanda is not in it! The De BING OFF A BILL. AND PROMOTER EXEMPLIFIES TIT AS A FINE ART. Profoot Organizes a New of Gigantic Proportions Seriously Takes In His Printine Ground Floor. Right, 1900, by C. B. Lewis. The printer with his bill for the cards, and he knocked on Profoot's office door in that half day may call and yet have that the bill will be paid. Inn, and good morning to you— morning!" shouted the major as give up and extended his hand so heartily that the caller's nearly jostled off his head. He shaking had been concluded. He been expecting you up here day for a week, and if you "SIMPLY TO REST EASY." Called today I should have sent anger to hunt you up. Did you ever to bring the bill?" Slir," replied the printer as he it over. ! Let’s see. It’s for $4.50, pronounce it correct—absolutely. There never was a more corcount rendered—never in this special world. And now you want for it, of course? I must ask excuse me that this trifle has long, but when a man is dealing ons he is apt to forget dollars." Is all right, major," replied the "SIMPLY TO REST EASY." Called today I should have sent anger to hunt you up. Did you ever to bring the bill?" Slir," replied the printer as he it over. ! Let’s see. It’s for $4.50, pronounce it correct—absolutely. There never was a more corcount rendered—never in this special world. And now you want for it, of course? I must ask excuse me that this trifle has long, but when a man is dealing ons he is apt to forget dollars." Is all right, major," replied the "SIMPLY TO REST EASY." Called today I should have sent anger to hunt you up. Did you ever to bring the bill?" Slir," replied the printer as he it over. ! Let’s see. It’s for $4.50, pronounce it correct—absolutely. There never was a more corcount rendered—never in this special world. And now you want for it, of course? I must ask excuse me that this trifle has long, but when a man is dealing ons he is apt to forget dollars." Is all right, major," replied the "SIMPLY TO REST EASY." Called today I should have sent anger to hunt you up. Did you ever to bring the bill?" Slir," replied the printer as he it over. ! Let’s see. It’s for $4.50, pronounce it correct—absolutely. There never was a more corcount rendered—never in this special world. And now you want for it, of course? I must ask excuse me that this trifle has long, but when a man is dealing ons he is apt to forget dollars." Is all right, major," replied the "SIMPLY TO REST EASY." Called today I should have sent anger to hunt you up. Did you ever to bring the bill?" Slir," replied the printer as he it over. ! Let’s see. It’s for $4.50, pronounce it correct—absolutely. There never was a more corcount rendered—never in this special world. And now you want for it, of course? I must ask excuse me that this trifle has long, but when a man is dealing ons he is apt to forget dollars." Is all right, major," replied the "SIMPLY TO REST EASY." Called today I should have sent anger to hunt you up. Did you ever to bring the bill?" Slir," replied the printer as he it over. ! Let’s see. It’s for $4.50, pronounce it correct—absolutely. There never was a more corcount rendered—never in this special world. And now you want for it, of course? I must ask excuse me that this trifle has long, but when a man is dealing ons he is apt to forget dollars." Is all right, major," replied the "SIMPLY TO REST EASY." Called today I should have sent anger to hunt you up. Did you ever to bring the bill?" Slir," replied the printer as he it over. ! Let’s see. It’s for $4.50, pronounce it correct—absolutely. There never was a more corcount rendered—never in this special world. And now you want for it, of course? I must ask excuse me that this trifle has long, but when a man is dealing ons he is apt to forget dollars." Is all right, major," replied the "SIMPLY TO REST EASY." Called today I should have sent anger to hunt you up. Did you ever to bring the bill?" Slir," replied the printer as he it over. ! Let’s see. It’s for $4.50, pronounce it correct—absolutely. There never was a more corcount rendered—never in this special world. And now you want for it, of course? I must ask excuse me that this trifle has long, but when a man is dealing ons he is apt to forget dollars." Is all right, major," replied the "SIMPLY TO REST EASY." Called today I should have sent anger to hunt you up. Did you ever to bring the bill?" Slir," replied the printer as he it over. ! Let’s see. It’s for $4.50, pronounce it correct—absolutely. There never was a more corcount rendered—never in this special world. And now you want for it, of course? I must ask excuse me that this trifle has long, but when a man is dealing ons he is apt to forget dollars." Is all right, major," replied the "SIMPLY TO REST EASY." Called today I should have sent anger to hunt you up. Did you ever to bring the bill?" Slir," replied the printer as he it over. ! Let’s see. It’s for $4.50, pronounce it correct—absolutely. There never was a more corcount rendered—never in this special world. And now you want for it, of course? I must ask excuse me that this trifle has long, but when a man is dealing ons he is apt to forget dollars." Is all right, major," replied the "SIMPLY TO REST EASY." Called today I should have sent anger to hunt you up. Did you ever to bring the bill?" Slir," replied the printer as he it over. ! Let’s see. It’s for $4.50, pronounce it correct—absolutely. There never was a more corcount rendered—never in this special world. And now you want for it, of course? I must ask excuse me that this trifle has long, but when a man is dealing ons he is apt to forget dollars." Is all right, major," replied the "SIMPLY TO REST EASY." Called today I should have sent anger to hunt you up. Did you ever to bring the bill?" Slir," replied the printer as he it over. ! Let’s see. It’s for $4.50, pronounce it correct—absolutely. There never was a more corcount rendered—never in this special world. And now you want for it, of course? I must ask excuse me that this trifle has long, but when a man is dealing ons he is apt to forget dollars." Is all right, major," replied the "SIMPLY TO REST EASY." Called today I should have sent anger to hunt you up. Did you ever to bring the bill?" Slir," replied the printer as he it over. ! Let’s see. It’s for $4.50, pronounce它 correct—absolutely. There never was a more corcount rendered—never in this special world. And now you want for it, of course? I must ask excuse me that this trifle has long, but when a man is dealing ons he is apt to forget dollars." Is all right, major," replied the "SIMPLY TO REST EASY." Called today I should have sent anger to hunt you up. Did you ever to bring the bill?" Slir," replied the printer as he it over. ! Let’s see. It’s for $4.50, pronounce它 correct—absolutely. There never was a more corcount rendered—never in this special world. And now you want for it, of course? I must ask excuse me that this trifle has long, but when a man is dealing ons he is apt to forget dollars." Is all right, major," replied the "SIMPLY TO REST EASY." Called today I should have sent anger to hunt你 up. Did you ever to bring the bill?" Slir," replied the printer as he it over. ! Let’s see. It’s for $4.50, pronounce它 correct—absolutely. There never was a more corcount rendered—never in this special world. And now you want for it, of course? I must ask excuse me that this trifle has long, but when a man is dealing ons he is apt to forget dollars." Is all right, major," replied the "SIMPLY TO REST EASY." Called today I should have sent anger to hunt你 up. Did you ever to bring the bill?" Slir," replied the printer as he it over. ! Let’s see. It’s for $4.50, pronounce它 correct—absolutely. There never was a more corcount rendered—never in this special world. And now you want for it, of course? 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Did you ever bring the bill?" sir," replied the printer as he hit over. ! Let's see. It's for $4.50. pronounce it correct—absolutely. There never was a more count rendered—never in this special world. And now you want for it, of course? I must ask excuse me that this trifle has long, but when a man is dealing on his he is apt to forget dollars." is all right, major," replied the man who stole over his hand and began wondering why he called the promoter a dead knight for your confidence—your real confidence. I like men to confidence in me. Let me tell him that the man who puts his Major Crofoot, grand promo- nastic originator and tremendousulator, loses nothing by it. Here for $4.50. It has run for weeks months. Instead of wearing out clips and pounding on my door, I've been content to let time slip. You felt that your money was You believed that I would pay attention. Ah, sir, but I love to see such exhibitions of confidence to do it! Let us shake hands in a bit of a hurry this morn- remarked the printer as a doubtly entered his mind and sent a tip his back. Yes, of course you are—of—and my time is also limited, you know what I am going to instead of debating about a bill of $50. I am going to talk to you of hundreds and hundreds of thousands millions. My dear man, you have lived at an opportune moment. It seems as if the hand of Providence was in it. Having displayed confidence in the financial industry of Major Crofoot and arrived at an opportune moment, what pay the bill for $4.50," replied printer. Follows, sir—it follows as natu-ras night follows day, but with a more cash in it—that I take you to the ground floor. Behold those on my desk. I had just ceased when you came in. I had led the last line of my prospectus. Sir—behold the organization of Wide World Chicken and Infant company with a capital of 10,000!" Major, I called"— You called, sir—you called at an op- tion moment. By calling you put my power to prove my gratitude something besides words. What is Wide World Chicken and Infant company? As its name im- the object is to raise chickens infants. How, sir, how? Ah, that major Crofoot's great discovery, he has enabled him to organize a many on a basis of $20,000,000. Discovery is not original, but we as it has never been applied to it as it has never been applied. We incubate chickens, but by million instead of the score. Take pencll and figure a little." It came up for my $4.50," said printer in ugly tones. Make weak women strong The profound stillness that followed was broken by a loud voice in the front row of the main balcony: "Mamma, there are 37 men down there with round white spots on top of their heads." And no stage ghost ever made its appearance under more discouraging auspices than the armor clad phantom that came stalking upon the stage at this moment—Chicago Tribune. Parrots Natural Gymnasts. 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"Oh, John," exclaimed the fair young mother, "I am glad you're home. I have been so worried." "Why, dear," he asked, "what's the matter?" "It's about the baby. I tremble to think of it. You know they say 'children that are too smart never grow up.'" "Yes, yes," he cried; "go on. What is it? Where is our darling? What has happened? Go on." "John," she said, putting her arms around his neck and sobbing upon his breast, "he said, 'Da da,' today, and he is only 9 months old."—London Tit-Bits. If you want to try your fortune in oil, secure before it is too late. Buy the stock of the California Consolidated Petroleum company, at fifty cents per share, which is one half of its par value. Stock redeemable on demand at any time within thirty days from date of certificate. All money paid in installments refunded on demand at any time within thirty days from date of first payment. If you do not want your stock, send to company, and you will prompt get every cent of your money back. At Bed Time I take a pleasant drink, the next morning I feel bright and my complexion is better. My doctor says it acts gently on the stomach, liver and kidneys, and it's pleasant laxative. It is made from herbs and is prepared as easily as tea. It is called Lane's Medicine. All drugs sell it at 25 and 50 cents. Lane's Family Medicine moves the bowels each day. If you cannot get it send for a free sample. Address: Orator F. Woodward Le Roy, N.Y. Excursions to San Diego and Coronado Beach. Low rates will be in effect over the Santa Fe Route during the summer sea-wasting an abode of some unimportant happenings. "Why, he'd rather tell it, of course," said the bishop, and then like a flash came regret for the quickly spoken truth, and he turned on his friend with a half humorous, half distressed face. “What do you mean by asking me such a question as that when I'm off my guard?” he demanded reproachfully.—Youth's Companion. Setting the River On Fire. In old English times, when each family was obliged to sift its own flour, it sometimes happened that an energetic man would turn his sieve so rapidly as to cause it to catch fire. The style of sieve used in those days was called a "temse," and it became a customary saying that a lazy man would never set the temse on fire. Now, it happens that the name of the river Thames is pronounced like the name of this old flour sieve, and after many years, when the old fashioned temse was forgotten, it was thought that setting the temse on fire meant setting the river on fire, and that is why today we say that a stupid person will never set the river on fire—Ladles' Home Journal. In every family you'll find an old man trying to quit smoking and a young one trying to learn—Atchison Globe. Age may not be garrulous, but there is no denying the fact that it tells on both men and women—Exchange. Baby's Overplus of Brain. "Oh, John," exclaimed the fair young mother, "I am glad you're home. I have been so worried." "Why, dear," he asked, "what's the matter?" "I'm about the baby." I tremble to think of it. You know they say 'children that are too smart never grow up.'" "Yes, yes," he cried; "go on. What is it? Where is our darling? What has happened? Go on." "John," she said, putting her arms around his neck and sobbing upon his breast, "he said, 'Da da,' today, and he is only 9 months old."—London Tit-Bits. If you want to try your fortune in oil, secure before it is too late. Buy the stock of the California Consolidated Petroleum company, at fifty cents per share, which is one half of its par value. Stock redeemable on demand at any time within thirty days from date of certificate. All money paid in installments refunded on demand at any time within thirty days from date of first payment. If you do not want your stock, send to company, and you will prompt get every cent of your money back. At Bed Time I take a pleasant drink, the next morning I feel bright and my complexion is better. My doctor says it acts gently on the stomach, liver and kidneys, and it's pleasant laxative. It is made from herbs and is prepared as easily as tea. It is called Lane's Medicine. All drugs sell it at 25 and 50 cents. Lane's Family Medicine moves the bowels each day. If you cannot get it send for a free sample. Address: Orator F. Woodward Le Roy, N.Y. Excursions to San Diego and Coronado Beach. Low rates will be in effect over the Santa Fe Route during the summer sea-washing an abode of some unimportant happenings. "Why, he'd rather tell it, of course," said the bishop, and then like a flash came regret for the quickly spoken truth; and he turned on his friend with a half humorous, half distressed face. “What do you mean by asking me such a question as that when I'm off my guard?" he demanded reproachfully.—Youth's Companion. Setting the River On Fire. In old English times, when each family was obliged to sift its own flour, it sometimes happened that an energetic man would turn his sieve so rapidly as to cause it to catch fire. The style of sieve used in those days was called a "temse," and it became a customary saying that a lazy man would never set the temse on fire. Now, it happens that the name of the river Thames is pronounced like the name of this old flour sieve; and after many years, when the old fashioned temse was forgotten, it was thought that setting the temse on fire meant setting the river on fire; and that is why today we say that a stupid person will never set the river on fire—Ladles' Home Journal. In every family you'll find an old man trying to quit smoking and a young one trying to learn—Atchison Globe. Age may not be garrulous, but there is no denying the fact that it tells on both men and women—Exchange. Hired the Press Censor. 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This was pretty well illustrated when the Chicago Record was placing foreign correspondents. George Ade was sent abroad by Victor F. Lawson that purpose. Ade did all right he got into Servia. There he found all the newspaper men in jail and political offenses. He was in a bandy, so he cabled to Mr. Lawson: "Newspaper men all in jail. Press sensor very strict." Lawson promptly cabled back: "Make press sensor correspondent." And Ade did it—Inland Printer. A Quarter of a Million. To the individual worth $250,000 one mile 25 cent piece is a quarter of a mile. If you do not see the point immediately, think it over—it's there. Chicago News. NEWS AND OPINIONS OF NATIONAL IMPORTANCE THE SUN ALONE CONTAINS BOTH daily, by mail, $6 a year daily and Sunday by mail, $8 a year THE Sunday Sun the greatest Sunday Newspaper in the world. Price 5c a copy. By mail, $2 a year. Address THE SUN, New York. M. Griffith Company A CORPORATION LUMBER DEALERS Near railroad Depot, Anaheim, keep constantly on hand doors, Blinds, Windows buildings, Posts, Shakes, Shingles, Lath, Hair master of Paris. Anaheim Grist Mills operating on Wednesdays and Saturdays of each week. Grain, meal, etc., of all varieties. Cornshellled and shipped. A. FREISE, ...KEEPS THE FINEST OF... Wines, Liquors And Gigars. LOS ANGELES BEER ON DRAUGHT. Koll Block, Los Angeles Street. ONLY FIRST-CLASS RESTAURANT! IN TOWNIn Connection with Boston Bakery. S. KISTLER, PROPRIETOR. LITTLE GEM BARBER SHOP Frank Dyer, Prop. First-Class Tonsorial Artists. Shop 1 door east of McColum's cyclery. We keep constantly on hand the best of dair Restorer, Dandruff Cures, and other articles found in a well-appointed barber shops. A share of the public patronage solicited GO TO THE Oak Barber Shop FOR A FIRST-CLASS SHAVE OR HAIR CUT. TWO DOORS WEST OF BANK. HUSMANN BROS. Southern Pacific Company. San Francisco and Los Angeles Limited—"THE Owl." Between Los Angeles and San Francisco daily. Leave Los Angeles, 8 pm; arrive San Francisco 10:45 am. Leave San Francisco 5 pm.; arrive Los Angeles 7:45 am. The Sunset Route offers unexcelled advantages for winter travel, and an unequalled train service. Sunset Limited, season November to April. This is the most magnificent train in America, vestibulated throughout illuminated with Pintsch gas and heated by steam. Every train is made up as follows: One composite car, containing bath-room, burgar-shop, cafe, library and smoker; one compartment car with lavatory in each compartment and parlor for the special use of ladies, and a ladies' maid in attendance; as many double drawing room, ten-section sleepers as may be necessary, with toilet annexes, one dining ear, meals served a la carte. 1899—SUNSET EXCURSIONS—1899 Through Tourist Sleepers from Los Angeles: To Washington, D. C., via New Orleans, 2 p.m. Tuesday; Thursdays, and Saturdays. To Chicago, Ill., via El Paso 2 p.m. Tuesday. To Cincinnati, Ohio, via New Orleans, 2 p.m. Fridays and Sundays. OOPEN ROUTE EXCURSIONS. To St. Paul, via Sioux City, 12:40 pm Thursday. To Chicago, Mondays Tuesdays, Wednesdays and Thursdays. Leave Los Angeles 12:40 pm. HAYES ROUTE EXCURSIONS. To Portland, St. Paul and Minneapolis, Mondays, 10:30 pm. First and second-class tickets for sale at Anaheim at Los Angeles prices, and baggage checked through to any point in the United States, Canada or Mexico. Our local train service is unexcelled for comfort; lay coaches are equipped with the celebrated Searritt seats; luxuriously upholstered, and passengers for Los Angeles are landed right in the center of the business part of the city—at First street or Commercial street—within a block of the large wholesale houses. Our connection at Mojave for the famous gold mining company of Randsburg is superb; good hotel at Mojave and elegant stage coaches through to the city of gold. Fare from Anaheim to Randsburg, $7.55. Family commutation tickets for sale between Anaheim and Los Angeles, and other local points at greatly reduced rates. Limit six months. For further information call at the Southern Pacific depot at Anaheim. G. W. LUCE, Ast. Geol Pass, Agt., Los Angeles: 261 South Spring St. TENT CITY AT CORONADO BEACH GO TO THE Oak Barber Shop FOR A FIRST-CLASS SHAVE OR HAIR CUT. TWO DOORS WEST OF BANK. HUSMANN BROS. PALACE MEAT MARKET F. W. Fleischmann, PROPRIETOR. Best Meats the Market Affords Always on Hand. Also keeps on hand Sausages, Bacon, Ham, Lard, Etc. Meats delivered to all parts of the city free of charge. Shop on East Center St. Always Cool The route of the Burlington Excursions—through Salt Lake City and Denver—is the ideal summer route to the East. It is always cool. The scenery is indescribably beautiful. For hundreds of miles you ride through the Wonderland of the World—past canoes, mountains, rivers, waterfalls, and landscapes gay with flowers. The Burlington Excursions leave Los Angeles every Wednesday; San Francisco every Thursday. No change, California to St. Louis and Chicago. Only one change to Boston. Experienced excursion manager in charge from coast to coast. Write for descriptive folder. W. D. SANBORN, General Agent, 32 Montgomery St., San Francisco. TENT CITY AT CORONADO BEACH OPENS JUNE 1, 1900 In addition to the peerless attractions of former summer seasons at Coronado Beach, the new and unique attraction of a Tent City is provided for those who choose the freedom of the tent rather than the luxury of the Hotel. EXCURSION TICKETS AT EXTREMELY LOW RATES WILL BE SOLD BY THE SANTA FE ROUTE May 17-Ft N. HART'S PLACE, SCHLITZ MILWAUKEE BEER ON DRAUGHT. DEALER IN..... FINE LIQUORS! AND..... Choice Wines FOR MEDICINAL PUKPOSES. Fine Domestic and Imported Cigare Headquarters for the famous Schlitz, Milwaukee, beer.