anaheim-gazette 1892-10-27

VOLUME XXII. LODGE MEETINGS. ANAHEIM LODGE, NO. 207, F. & A. M., hold regular meetings on the Monday of preceding the full moon in each month. Sojourning brethren in good standing are cordially invited to attend. W. M. McFADDEN, W. M. H. W. CHRYXOWETH, Secretary. ANAHEIM LODGE, NO. 199, I. O. O. P. REGULAR meetings every Tuesday evening. Visiting brother galways welcome. H. A. McWILLIAMS, N. G. W. R. HARKER, Secretary. ANAHEIM LODGE, NO. 83, A. O. U. W. MEETINGS on the first and fourth Friday of every month. F. CRIST, M. W. T. S. GRIMSHAW, Secretary. ORDER CHOSEEN FRIENDS MEETS THE FIRST and third Saturday evenings in each month at 8 o'clock. Odd Follows' Hall. MRS. EMMA SEARLE, Councillor. A. L. LAWIS, Secretary. VERGREEN COUNCIL, AMERICAN LEGION of Honor. Meets second and last Wednesday of each month, at 8 P.M. H. CAHEN, MRS. L. G. HATES, Secretary. PROFESSIONAL CARDS DR. J. H. BULLARD, A. B., M. D. PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON. Office and Residence, corner Hermine and Chartres streets, near Planters' Hotel. OFFICE HOURS: 7 to 8:30 a.m.; 12 to 1:30, and 6 to 7:30 p.m. D. W. HUNT, M. D. Physician and Surgeon. Also U. S. Examining Surgeon. At my residence, 7 to 8 A.M.; at my office, 10:30 to 12 M.; at my residence, 8 to 9 P.M.; at my office 1 to 3 P.M. DR. C. F. KNOBLAUCH, PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON. Office and residence in Metz's Block, Los Angeles street. MISCELLANEOUS. J. K. TUFFREE. Real Estate Office ... OF ... The Timo Lynch Center St., Anaheim, Orange County Improved and Unimproved FOR SALE. Grain, Produce, Cattle, Sheep, Hogs, Tallow, Etc on Commission. LOANS NEGOTIATED WM. R. HARKER Real :: Estate :: H Dealers in all kinds of property—Improved and Also Stock of all kinds sold on comm Money Loaned on Good IN ANY SUM. Property - of - all - De D. W. HUNT, M. D. Physician and Surgeon. Also U. S. Examining Surgeon. At my residence, 7 to 8 A.M.; at my office, 10:30 to 12 P.M.; at my residence, 8 to 9 P.M.; at my office 1 to 3 P.M. DR. C. F. KNOBLAUCH, PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON. Office and residence in Metz's Block, Los Angeles street. German, French and Spanish spoken. FRANK T. RIMPAU. DRUGGIST AND CHEMIST, Graduate of College of Pharmacy. 365 North Main street, opposite Baker block, Los Angeles, Cal. Prescriptions carefully compounded. The patronage of the public respectfully solicited. H. W. CHYNOWETH, Attorney-At-Law. Metz Block, Cor. Center and Los Angeles streets. Real Property Law a Specialty. ANAHEIM, CAL. RICHARD MELROSE ATTORNEY-AT-LAW. AND NOTARY PUBLIC. Center street, Anaheim, Cal. Specialtion given to PROBATE matters. C. C. HAMILTON, ATTORNEY-AT-LAW. Rooms 1, 2 and 3, Savings Bank Building. SANTA ANA, CAL. L. NEMITZ, THE PAINTER, Shop on Center street, near the opera-house. I am ready to do first-class Carriage Painting & Trimming GENERAL JOBBING H. P. LARSEN, CONTRACTOR & BUILDER. Estimates given, Contracts made and do a general Jobbing business. CENTER STREET, - ANAHEIM. DR. HARDIN, PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON. Office with Judge Landell and Judge Pierce. Office hours—9 to 12 A.M.; 1 to 4 P.M. Residence on Los Angeles street. CHAS. SCHINDLER, CONTRACTOR and BUILDER. Real :: Estate :: I Dealers in all kinds of property—Improved and Also Stock of all kinds sold on comm Money Loaned on Goo IN ANY SUM. Property - of - all - De For Sale in any part of the St Information Furnished. :- Corresp Houses to Rent Anaheim, CA Bentz & Stead Wholesale and Retail Anaheim, Cal. Dealers in Beef, Pork, Mutton, Veal, Saus Of Our Own Make Highest Market price Paid for F. CRIST, MERCHANT Just received a complete a FALL AND WINTER Of latest styles and fabrics, to tention of the citizens of Anaheim is directed. Suits to order from - Pants to order from - An invitation is cordially public to call and examine this st Commercial H (Corner Center and Lemon Streets) J. J. EVERHARTY, - PROP First-class Accommodations for Families THE COMMERCIAL, FORMERLY KNOWN heim Hotel has been thoroughly renovated, and DR. HARDIN, PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON. Office with Judge Landell and Judge Pierce. Office hours—9 to 12 A.M.; 1 to 4 P.M. Residence on Los Angeles street. CHAS. SCHINDLER, CONTRACTOR and BUILDER. ANAHEIM, - CALIFORNIA. GEORGE BAUER, BOOT AND SHOE MAKER. Center street... Anaheim. Making and repairing at the lowest cash price. All riders promptly attended to. All work guaranteed. L. GUNTHER. PIONEER BOOT & SHOE MAKER. Corner Adele and Los Angeles streets. FRANK FOX, City Barber Shop. FOR A FIRST-CLASS SHAVE! HOT AND COLD BATHS. H. A. McWILLIAMS. CONTRACTOR AND BUILDER. Office and shop, first door south of Ferdinand Backs' Furniture Store. Los Angeles street, Anaheim. ALBERTSON & MIDDLEHAM House - Painters ! Paper Hanging, Kalsomining. All work done with neatness and dispatch. A share of the public patronage solicited. Opposite Postoffice. ANAHEIM, CALIFORNIA, THURSDAY, OCTOBER 27, 1892. HISCELLANEOUS. TIMO LYNCH. Estate Office ... OF ... Lynch Company anaheim, Orange Co., Calif. d Unimproved Land FOR SALE. ep, Hogs, Tallow, Etc., Bought and Sold on Commission. MATED HARKER & CO., estate :: Brokers. property — Improved and Unimproved. all kinds sold on commission. on Good Security IN ANY SUM. - all - Descriptions The Weekly Gazette. Established 1870. SHUSCRIPTION, - $2 Per Year. Six months. 1 00 Three months. 75 Payable invariably in advance. Transient Advertising. SPACE. 1 week 2 weeks 3 weeks 4week One square.... $1 00 $1 25 $1 75 $2 00 Two squares... 1 50 2 00 2 25 2 50 Three squares... 2 00 2 50 3 00 3 50 Four squares... 2 50 300 3 50 4 00 Customary Reductions on above rates will be made on advertisements running for longer periods. Usual discounts on large advertisements. The Gazetta is issued every Thursday morning, and sent to subscribers by the early mails. It is delivered by carrier in Anaheim on the morning of publication. Entered at the Anaheim Postoffice as second-class matter. Items of news and correspondence on all live subjects are solicited by the editor. Be brief, and write directly to the point. All communications must be signed by the author, not for publication, but for the information of the editor. Real Estate Transfers. The following transfers of real estate have been recorded during week: A. J. Copp and wife to Warren H Maco—48½ acres in lot 22, block K, Kraomer tract; $8,000. Stearns Rancho Co. to B. F. Pritchard—N 20 acres of SW¹ of SE², sec. I, T4, SR11 W; $10. B. F. Pritchard and wife to J. H. Boisserance—SW¹ of NE¹ and NW¹ of SE² and N 20 acres of SW¹ of SE², sec. I, T4, SR11 W; $10. Stearns Rancho Co. to John Timsey—W¹ of NW¹ of NE², sec. 25, T4, SR11 W; $600. Stearns Rancho Co. to Wm. McClioock—E¹ of SW¹ of SE², sec. 24, T4, SR11 W; $10 POINTS FOR VOTERS. FOLLOW THESE INSTRUCTIONS AND YOU WILL HAVE NO TROUBLE ABOUT YOUR VOTE. We give below further instructions about voting under the Australian ballot system. Follow them, and you will have no trouble about your vote. There will be a guard rail in front of the booths where you give your name and a dress to the ballot clerk, who will announce the same to another ballot clerk. If he finds you properly registered he will stand so, and the first one will hand you on ballot. The clerk will write the number of your ballot opposite your name in the register and you proceed to the booth, which you occupy alone, and prepare your ballot in the following manner: Remember a cross (X) always means vote. This X is always made with a rubber stamp, which will be found in the booth. Don't use pen or pencil to make it or you lose your vote. To vote for a candidate place the X opposite site the name on the right hand side of the column left for that purpose. Presidential and Vice-Presidential electors can be voted for in a group. In the case of Constitutional Amendments or any questions to be answered by "yes" or "no" put the cross opposite which ever you want to say. The recent Supreme Court decision prevents the placing at the head of the ticket the party names. No straight tickets can be voted by one X as was at first thought. It is necessary to make an X after each candidate's name for whom you vote, except in case of Presidential electors, which may be voted for in a group. Any voter unable to read or physically disabled, can choose an election officer to enter the booth with him and mark his ballot. BROKERS. Property—Improved and Unimproved. All kinds sold on commission. ON Good Security IN ANY SUM. - all - Descriptions any part of the State. Correspondence Solicited. SES to Rent. California. Steadman, and Retail Butchers. Anaheim, Cal. Mutton, Veal, Sausages and Lard Your Own Make. Price Paid for Live Stock. ERCHANT TAILOR. A complete assortment of WINTER GOODS and fabrics, to which the attains of Anaheim and vicinity from $25 up. from $6 up. It is cordially extended the examine this stock. Special Hotel. (Enter and Lemon Streets) TY, - PROPRIETOR. Lations for Families & Tourists RMERLY KNOWN AS THE ANAroughly renovated, and will be conducted A. J. Copp and wife to Warren H Maco—48 acres in lot 22, block K, Kraemer tract; $8,000. Stearns Ranch Co. to B. F. Pritchard—N 20 acres of SW₁ of SE₁ sec. I, T 4, S R 11 W; $10. B. F. Pritchard and wife to J. H. Boisseraune—SW₁ of NE₁ and NW₁ of SE₁ and N 20 acres of SW₁ of SE₁ sec. I, T 4, S R 11 W; $10. Stearns Ranch Co. to John Timney—W₁ of NW₁ of NE₁ sec. 25, T 4, S R 11 W; $600. Stearns Ranch Co. to Wm. McClintock—E₁ of SW₁ of SE₁ sec. 24, T 4, S R 11 W; $10. Stearns Ranch Co. to W. A. Tucker—N₂ of SE₁ of NW₁ sec. 2, T 5, S R 10 W; $10. D. W. Fish and wife to C. R. Spoerl—Lot 4, block N, Center tract, Anahim; $750. A Sure Cure for Piles. Itching piles are known by moisture like perspiration, causing intense itching when warm. This form as well as Blind, Bleeding or Protruding, yield at once to Dr. Bosanko's Pile Remedy, which acts directly on parts affected, absorbs tumors, allows itching and affects a permanent cure. 50 cts. Druggists or mail, Circulars free. Dr. Bosanko, 329 Arch st., Philadelphia, Pa. Sold by Reid's Drugstore. Church Announcements. FIRST PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH, Anaheim Cal. Rev. Hiram Hill, pastor. Sunday school, 9:45 A.M.; preaching, 11 A.M.; Christian Endeavor, 7 P.M.; prayer meeting, Wednesdays, 7:30 P.M. EVANGELICAL ASSOCIATION, on Center street—Preschool every Sunday afternoon at 2:00. Sunday school at 12:00. C. BERRNER, pastor. METHODIST EPISCOPAL CHURCH—On Philadelphiale Street, Services held every Sunday at 3 clock P.M. Bryn R. S. Babiney, Pastor. ST. BONIFACE CATHOLIC CHURCH—Services every Sunday, morning and evening, UNV P. Stowtzera pastor. Saved From Death by Onions. There has no doubt been more lives of children saved from death in croup or whooping cough by the use of onions than any other known remedy; our mothers used to make poultices of them, or a syrup, which was always effectual in breaking a cough or sold. Dr. Gunn's Onion Syrup is made by combining a few simple remedies with it which make it more effective as a medicine and destroys the taste and odor of the onion. Fifty cents. Sold at Reid's drug store. An itinerant preacher was traveling in a mining country and encountered an old Irishman turning a windlass which handled up ore out of a shaft. It was his work to do this all day long. His hat was off and the sun poured down on his unprotected head. "Don't you know the sun will injure your brain if you expose it in that manner?" said the good man. The Irishman wiped the sweat off his forehead and looked at the clergyman. "Do you think I'd be done' this all day if I had any brains!" said he, and then he gave the handle another turn. Children Cry for Pitcher's Castoria When Baby was sick, we gave her Castoria. When she was a Child, she cried for Castoria, When she became Miss, she clung to Castoria. When she had Children, she came from Castoria. In the case of Constitutional Amendments or any questions to be answered by "yes" or "no" put the cross opposite which ever you want to say. The recent Supreme Court decision prevents the placing at the head of the ticket the party names. No straight tickets can be voted by one X as was at first thought. It is necessary to make an X after each candidate's name for whom you vote, except in case of Presidential electors, which may be voted for in a group. Any voter unable to read or physically disabled, can choose an election officer to enter the booth with him and mark his ballot. Having finished marking, fold your ballot in such a way that the names cannot be seen, and so the number printed on the back of the ballot, on the narrow slip which it perforated, can be torn off by the inspector to whom you take the ballot folded. He will announce your name and number on your ticket to the ballot clerk, who will see that the number corresponds to that given; if so, the inspector will tear the papered piece from your ballot and destroy it, placing your ballot in the box, and the ballot clerk will write "voted" opposite your name on the register, and you pass out. You can occupy the booth 10 minutes only in all. Any voter who spoils a balloon can return it to the ballot clerk, who will give you another in its place, one at a time not exceeding three in all. Don't make the X with pen or pencil o you lose your vote. Use the rubber stamp. You scratch a name when you do not put the X opposite it. Don't tear off the perforated portion of your ticket yourself, the inspection clerk does this. Sample ballots can be had five days before election day, but none but official ballots handed by you by the clerk in your voting place, can be voted. On the Way to Paradise. Let us hope that the people who habitually disregard their health will reach that desirable place, and avoid the locality which is less desirable as an ethernal residence account of the heat and surroundings generally.. But while we tarry in this vale of tears, why should we voluntarily endure the torture of dyspepsia when a systematic use of Hostetler's Stomach Bitters will rid us of the atrocious malady which stochastic mechanisms are very much at fault-tenders to shorten our tenure of existence. Heart burn, biliousness, constipation almost always accounts this complaint and is symptomatic of it. These are all extinguished by the Bitters, which also conquers completely malaria, rheumatism, nervousness and debility. Since the appearance of "la gripe" it has shown a singular mastery over this formidable complaint that has carried off so many of our brightest and best. Invitations To Smile. A Georgia girl, said to be worth a round half million, has just married a pennyless country newspaper editor. We come high, but they've got to have us. "Where is your parrot, Mrs. Hautton?" "Oh, we sent the dear creature to London to acquire the real English accent, you know." A four-line love story—"Did her father kick you out?" "No; he missed me, lost his balance, fell on his face, and I carried him into the house and was forgiven." THE GOOD MAN'S RESponses. Last Sunday morning Deacon Smith In service slept awhile. And Deacon Jones sat watching him With grim malicious smile. Which broadened when the preacher cried "Now friends," the Lord doth call." And Deacon Smith, but half awake, Said: "One small pair, that's all." "Billings got his pension yet?" Examine this stock. Mercial Hotel. (ater and Lemon Streets) TY, - PROPRIETOR. Nations for Families & Tourists RARMERLY KNOWN AS THE ANAroughly renovated, and will be conducted of the public patronage is respectfully BOOMS ATTACHED TO HOTEL. and Cigars PALE ALE, HALF-AND-HALF. Connection with Hotel. First-class turn-outs at drivers. Horses bought and sold. What's the Matter? DAVIS and the general public that he is prepared margin possible. He buys for cash and small profit, giving his customers the benfor showing goods or answering quesand Poultry Taken in Exchange I. BOYD For and Provisions. ery, Cigars Tobacco. Highest Price Paid for Produce. Delivered Free! GELES STREET, ANAHEIM, CAL. The Irishman wiped the sweat on his forehead and looked at the clergyman. "Do you think I'd be done' this all day if I had any brains?" said he, and then he gave the handle another turn. Children Cry for Pitcher's Castoria When Baby was sick, we gave her Castoria. When she was a Child, she cried for Castoria. When she became Miss, she clung to Castoria. When she had Children, she gave them Castoria. "Charley has had such bad luck with watches," said young Mrs. Tucker. "He lost two because they got saturated." "Charley said they got soaked," remarked her mother. "I know, but saturated is a prettier word, and means the same thing. These rains are so penetrating; I suppose they got into the works and rusted them." Bucklen's Arnica Salve. The Best Salve in the world for Cuts, Bruises, Sores, Ulcers, Salt Rheum, Fover Sores, Tetter, Chapped Hands, Chilblains, Corns, and all Skin Eruptions, and positively cures Piles, or no pay required. It is guaranteed to give perfect satisfaction, or money refunded. Price 25 cents per box. For sale by W. M. Higgins. At Lyons—Fresh Eastern oysters onice. Lyons leads them all; splendid goods for little money. m19.2t Poultry raisers complain of their chickens and turkeys dying of swelled head or roup. Farmers' Healing Liniment is guaranteed to cure this. For sale by W. M. Higgins, drugstist, Anaheim, Cal. A full and complete stock of Hardware, Tinware, Agateware, wood, coal and gasoline Steves at Isaac Lyons' store. Buy and recommend Farmers' Healing Liniment because it is a genuine healing remedy. For sale by W. M. Higgins, druggist, Anaheim, Cal. Farmers' Healing Liniment is a sure curefor piles. For sale by W. M. Higgins, druggist, Anaheim, Cal. Lyons has just received a fine lot of picked mackerel, salmon and herring. He also keeps boneless codfish, smoked salmon and herring. Where is your parrot, Mrs. Hautton? Oh, we sent the dear creature to London to acquire the real English accent, you know. A four-line love story—"Did her father kick you out!" "No; he missed me, lost his balance, fell on his face, and I carried him into the house and was forgiven." THE GOOD MAN'S RESPONSE. Last Sunday morning Deacon Smith In service slept awhile. And Deacon Jojot sat watching him, With grim malicious smile. Which broadened when the preacher cried, "Now friends, the Lord doth call." And Deacon Smith, but half awake, Said: "One small pair, that's all." Billings got his pension yet? "I didn't know Billings was entitled to a pension." He thinks he is, anyway. He claims to have contracted a chronic case of that tired feeling from reading war articles in the magazines. THE HORRID BUO. Twas twilight. In the shadow of the porch We sat and watched the coming of the moon, And when at last we saw night's silvery torch, We both regretted it had come so soon. Then suddenly she jumped up from her seat, And with a cry into my arms she fell; I clamped unto my breast the burden sweet, And gently urged her secret she would tell. She was a summer maiden, and I knew Full well she suffered not from love's attack; And I was right, for when her breath she drew, She gasped: "That horrid bug's crawled down my back." Guaranteed cure. We authorize our advertised druggist to sell Dr. King's New Discovery for Consumption, Coughs and Colds, upon this condition: If you are afflicted with a Cough, Cold or any Lung, Throat or Chest trouble, and will use this remedy as directed, giving it a fair trial, and experience no benefit, you may return the bottle and have your money refunded. We could not make this offer did we not know that Dr. King's New Discovery could be relied on. It never disappoints. Trial bottles free at W. M. Higgins' drug store. Large size 50 cents and $1. Small Causes Which Brought Great Effects. One day a few drops of acquafortis fell accidentally on the spectacles of a Nuremberg cutler, and the process of etching on glass was revealed. The dew one night rusted the gun-barrel of a sentry, and since then mezztintes have delighted the eyes of generations. The process of lithographing was perfected by purely accidental circumstances. A poor musician was anxious to know whether music could not be etched upon stone as well as upon copper. He had just SER 27, 1892. ITS FOR VOTERS. THESE INSTRUCTIONS AND HAVE NO TROUBLE YOUR VOTE. Now further instructions about the Australian ballot system. And you will have no trouble vote. Be a guard rail in front of the you give your name and ad-illust clerk, who will announce another ballot clerk. If he early registered he will state first one will hand you one write the number of your vote your name in the register, need to the booth, which you and prepare your ballot in the manner: a cross (X) always means a always made with a rubber will be found in the booth, or pencil to make it or you candidate place the X oppose on the right hand side of the that purpose. And Vice-Presidential elected for in a group. Of Constitutional Amendments to be answered by put the cross opposite which to say. Supreme Court decision pre-ing at the head of the ticket. No straight tickets can be X as was at first thought, to make an X after each can-for whom you vote, except in central electors, which may be group. Unable to read or physically obsolete an election officer to both with him and mark his prepared a slab, when his mother, who evidently did not profit by his art, asked him to make a memorandum of some clothes to be washed. Neither pen nor paper being at hand he wrote the list on the stone with an etching preparation, intending to make a copy at a more convenient time. When about to clean off the stone, he wondered what effect aquafortis would have upon it. The application of the acid made the writing stand out in relief. He found he could make a perfect impression by inking the stone. The perfecting of the Argand lamp was another lucky chance. Argand was busy one day in his workroom, before the burning lamp, while his little brother was amusing himself by placing a bottomless oil flask over the flame of the lamp, and the flame suddenly shot up the long circular neck of the flask with great brilliance. The hint was not lost, and the modern lamp-chimney was the result. A hen one day went through a clay puddle, and immediately after left her tracks on a pile of sugar lying near by. At each of her foot-prints the sugar had whitened. From this circumstance wet clay came to be used in refining sugar. Many wonderful discoveries in chemistry have been the results of pure chance, and experiments have often revealed quite unexpected results. It has been the same in literature. Sir Walter Scott stumbled upon his forte by chance. He threw away the unfinished manuscript of "Waverly" in disgust, and eight years after, rummaging for fishing tackle in an old drawer, came upon the discarded story. He finished the novel, and then began that magnificent series of creations which earned for him enduring fame. Cowley discovered he had the gift of poesy after reading the "Fairie Queen;" and Cobbett owed his birth of genius to a perusal of Swift's "Tale of a Tab." Trifling accidents have often had serious results on the fate of kingdoms. A glass of wine too much is said to have changed the course of French history. The son and heir of Louis Philippe always confined himself to a certain number of glasses, because he knew that beyond that number he was palsied tongue has often tried my passion to translate, but doubts, misgivings, tremblings, fears, have made me besitate. I know I cannot even now my longing formulate in words that please a maiden's car or seem appropriate. I cannot clothe my heart's fond hopes in forms of speech orate, because my nerveless vocal cords will not articulate. But now the fateful hour has come, I can no longer wait, and ere I leave this house to-night I ask to know my fate. Amelia, dear, my sufferings you must commiserate. To put me out of misery do not procrastinate. Forgive me if I seem too rasah, for I am desperate. Your tender heart will blameless hold a poor unfortunate, whom love has made unduly bold and too importantate. The question trembling on my lips you must anticipate. Your charms my very being thrill—my brain intoxicate. My love I cannot picture forth in language adequate, nor voice the deep emotions that my bosom agitate. Devotion pure, affection true, by being animate, and every hope I have in life to you I consecrate. Evasions I abominate, deceit I deprecate, and I confess that my estate is very moderate——" All this had Thompson Gladdis said, with eyes upon the floor, when Amelia's cherry lips there came a gentle snore. And Thompson said as he walked away—"I'll tell her the rest some other day." Bounties on Nugar. Recently collected statistics show that if the sugar crop of the present year is a good one the bounties paid by the government will amount to $9,000,000 against $7,343,-077 last year. The applications for bounty are nearly all in the Treasury Department for the present fiscal year, and they are now being examined and classified. Estimates on the number of pounds to be produced are considered to be untrustworthy owing to the effect that weather conditions have on the crop, and there will be none made this year, but the fact is not due to smaller production. Many applications were made last year by growers who Supreme Court decision pre-ing at the head of the ticket No straight tickets can be X as was at first thought to make an X after canfor whom you vote, except in mental electors, which may be group. Unable to read or physically choose an election officer to with him and mark his marked marking, fold your balay that the names cannot be number printed on the back on the narrow slip which is be torn off by the inspector, take the ballot folded. He your name and number on the ballot clerk, who will see our corresponds to that given inspector will tear the perforated portion of yourself, the inspection clerk can be had five days beday, but none but official by the clerk in your can be voted. The Way to Paradise. The people who habitually disrespect reach that desirable place, and which is less desirable as an eter-count of the heat and surround-but while we tarry in this vale of volumely endure the tortures a systematic use of Hostetler will us of the atrocious malady are very much at fault—terms of our existence. Heart constipation almost always occurs and are symptomatic of it. These by the Bitters, which also con-claims, rheumatism, nervousness of the appearance of "his gripe" it mastery over this formidable carried off so many of our bright manions To Smile. said to be worth a round just married a pennyless per editor. We come high, to have us. Our parrot, Mrs. Hautton? the dear creature to London real English account, you Story—"Did her father No; he missed me, lost on his face, and I carried and was forgiven." Good MAN'S RESPONSE. morning Deacon Smith opt awhile, sits watching him, saliicious smile, used when the preacher cried, the Lord doth call," Smith, but half awake, small pair, that's all." his pension yet! Trifling accidents have often had serious results on the fate of kingdoms. A glass of wine too-much is said to have changed the course of French history. The son and heir of Louis Philippe always confined himself to a certain number of glasses, because he knew that beyond that number he was sure to get drunk. One morning he forgot to count, and took one glass more than usual. He stumbled while entering his carriage; the frightened horses boiled, and the young Prince, leaping out of the carriage, fell heavily on the pavement and was killed. That one glass overthrew the Orleans rule, and sent them into exile. The great struggle for Scottish independence was caused by Alexander III, having been thrown from his horse one dark night, on the olive tree Kinghorn, in Fifeshire. Had Napoleon not suffered from indigestion on the morning of Waterloo, some historians tell us, the fate of Europe might have been different. Even the discovery of the New World in the special circumstances was accidental. England was deprived of the honor by an unfortunate mishap. Columbus after having applied in vain to a number of foreign Courts, dispatched his brother Bartolomoeo to ask aid of Henry VII, who at that time was rather proud of assisting and encouraging daring mariners. Bartolomoeo had the misfortune to fall into the hands of pirates, and arrived on the shores of England in such a state of destitution that he was not presentable at Court. By the time he had earned a little money he was too late. Columbus, meanwhile, had his memorable interview with Isabella, Queen of Spain. This meeting itself was a lucky chance. Juan Perez do Marcans, the Queen's confessor, happened to be passing the doors of the monastery of La Rabida at the very moment when Columbus was asking alms there. The priest was struck by the noble lineaments of the ragged beggar, and brought about the eventual interview. If his brother had reached England in time, or if Columbus had been a minute sooner or later at the door of the monastery, Spain may not have had that proud pre-eminence and consequent wealth which she enjoyed for generations. It is quite conceivable that the fate of America might have been different. The cackling of geese saved the Romans from the Gauls; a spider's web woven across the mouth of a cave saved Mohammed from his pursuers, and led to the spread of Islam; and a periwinkle once led to the capture of Gibraltar. Seeming misfortunes have often proved blessings in disguise. Two out of many instances will serve as illustrations. A tobacconist's shop in Lundy street, Dublin, was once totally destroyed by fire. While gazing dollefully at the ruin of his stores, the tobaccoist noticed that his poorer neighbors were gathering the snuff from the canisters. Trying a pinch, he was astonished to find the heat had increased the pungency and aroma of the sniff. He at once built another store, subjected the snuff to a heating process in ovens, gave his brand a particular name and rapidly amassed a fortune. Sothern's famous tripping gait while acting "Lord Dundreary" happened in this wise: The first night he happened to trip The applications on cane sugar for this year are 651 against 727 last year. Those for beet sugar are 6 against 7 last year, and for sorghum sugar are 2 against 6. The number of beet sugar factories actually manufacturing was only 6 last year. There were three sorghum sugar producers, one of which has since failed, and the property is in the hands of a receiver. The two remaining factories, however, estimate as large a production as was last year put out by the three manufactures. The maple sugar applications for bounty next year will probably amount to more than they do this year. The number of applications for the fiscal year ending June 30, 1891, was 4,240. Of these only 3,120 received a bounty. Some of those who failed to get the bounty presented sugar below the standard, but the greater number failed to offer any sugar to be tested. Bounty was paid on only 198,440 pounds of this sugar last year. The number of applications for bounty this year is 6,106. There seems to be a greater disposition to take advantage of the bounty system, now that it is understood. But producers of maple sugar feel that there is more of a profit in a direct duty on Canadian sugar than there is in the bounty. This Canadian duty was proposed by a member of Congress at the last session. One of the chief sources of profit with maple sugar is to get it on the market promptly, and this profit is lost if there is any delay caused by complying with official forms to get the bounty. A Great Liver Medicine. Dr. Gunn's Improved Liver Pills are a cure for sick headache, bilious complaints, dyspepsia, indigestion, costiveness, torpid liver, etc. These pills insure perfect digestion, correct the liver and the stomach, regulate the bowels, purify and enrich the blood and make the skin clear. They also produce a good appetite and invigorate and strengthen the entire system by their tonic action. They only require one pill for a dose and never grape or sicken. Sold at 25 cents a box at Reid's drug store. When a doctor considers it necessary to prescribe sarsaparilla, he simply orders a bottle of Ayer's, knowing full well that he will obtain thereby a surfer or a purer preparation than any other which the drug store can furnish. Ayer's Sarsaparilla is the Superior Medicine. No matter how stupid a joke may be, there is one class of women who will always laugh heartily at them." "What class is that?" "Those with beautiful teeth." There is no excuse for any man to appear in society with a grizzly beard since the introduction of lumberjackism. Good man's responder. Morning Deacon Smith apt while, watches at watching him, malicious smile, when the preacher cried, the Lord doth call, smith, but half awake, small pair, that all." his pension yet!" New Billings was entitled to a is, anyway. He claims to a chronic case of that tired leading war articles in the HORRID BUG. Since its first introduction, Electric Biters has gained rapidly in popular favor, until now it is clearly in the lead among pure medical tonics and alternatives—containing nothing which permits its use as a beverage or intoxicant, it is recognized as the best and purest medicine for all ailments of Stomach, Liver or Kidneys. It will cure Sick Headache, Indigestion, Constipation, and drive Malaria from the system. Satisfaction guaranteed with each bottle or the money will be refunded. Price only 50 cents per bottle. Sold by W. M. Higgins. For choice teas and coffees go to Lyons store. m19-2 A full line of camping outfits, tents, hammocks, etc., just received from the East at Lyons store. Go and see them. ju2-tf Go to Lyons for wool and grain sacks. For chafing, itching, poison oak, sunburn scalds, burns, etc., use Farmers' Healing Liniment. For sale by W. M. Higgins, druggiest, Anaheim, Cal. He "Adjourned" His Speech. The wearied sun had sunk to rest six hours or more ago, and in the dainty drawing room the light was burning low. The solemn ticking of the clock, in measured boat and slow, to Thompson Gladdis seemed to say that it was time to go. But Thompson headed not its voice, for still he lingered there as if a piece of cobler's wax had glued him to his chair. And Thompson's voice had taken on a most uncertain note, as if a lump of something dry had risen in his throat. "Amelia, dear," he faltered out, "hear what I have to say. It may surprise you, but do not—oh, do not turn away! My When a doctor considers it necessary to prescribe sarsaparilla, he simply orders a bottle of Ayer's knowing full well that he will obtain thereby a surer and a purer preparation than any other which the drug store can furnish. Ayer's Sarsaparilla is the Superior Medicine. No matter how stupid a joke may be, there is one class of women who will always laugh heartily at them." What class is that? Those with beautiful teeth." There is no excuse for any man to appear in society with a grizzly beard since the introduction of Buckingham's Dye, which colors a natural brown or black. Johnny (studying geography) — Papa, what's a straight? Papa—That beats two pair or three of a kind, my son. There is no better medicine for family use than Ayer's Cathartic Pills. Their sugar-coating makes them easy and even agreeable to take, and as they contain no calomel or other injurious drug, they are perfectly safe for patients of any age. The Catholic Fair. Exciting contests each evening at the Catholic Fair, which takes place at the Opera-house Thursday, Friday and Saturday evenings, November 3, 4 and 5. A beautiful diamond bracelet will be voted the most popular young lady. An elegant gold-headed cane will be voted the most popular candidate for Sheriff. Santa Claus can supply himself with beautiful dolls at the Catholic Fair. Ladies can find kitchen and fancy aprons at the Fair. Ready-made dresses and aprons for children at the Catholic Fair. All kinds of beautiful fancy work suitable for Christmas and holiday presents at the Catholic Fair. Elegant lunch, oysters, ice cream, coffee, etc., to be served at the Catholic Fair. Wm. R. Harver Keeps at his Harness Store the very best of Horse Medicines, such as Willard's Seed Meal, Stewart's Healing Powders, Stewart's Stock Remedy, Stewart's Hoof Oil, Abysinian Desert Companion—a sure cure for Colic, Fits and Mad Staggefs; also Marshall's Scratch Cure. Just received, direct from the East, and now on display at Isaac Lyons, the largest and most complete assortment of Lamps over brought to this city, comprising the Rochester, B & H. Piano and several other leading brands, at prices ranging from 50 cts. to $15. Call and examine. oct20