anaheim-gazette 1888-01-19

MISS DETAY PRIMSON—He really is such an ugly boy, devil, you know. The Vine—Well, he is! Hostess (who overhears)—My goodness, gracious me! They were only discussing the Mephistophles of a provincial dramatic company—London Punch. WHAT THE MENHON GEORGE MEANS A pretty woman entered a Chiton ward house on upper Broadway and inquired why her clothes had not been seen home, as usual, on the night before. She only recalled three minutes, let during that time seven other Chitons who were shamming and framing five linen conversed about her in their native tongue as follows: Wen Lang—What is it? Sing III—Did it blow in? Al Shim—No, it was hoisted in. Cum Gin—How would you like to mash it? Al Tol—Look at the fact of it—Great Buddha! Hong Fat—Let's drown it in the wristful. Al Flip—No, let's save it for soap fat. Cum Gin—What'd ye pose it costs to feed it! Hong Fat—And to draw it! Sing II—Or to marry it! Wen Lang—Oil, let it alone, it won't hurt you; it's a poor, harmless, innocuous, that don't know any better. I say, Fong, let her have her rags and charge 'em to me—the she can have everything Frog got, except my lottery tickets.—Oakland Tribune. LAKE SHARY'S OBSTUS FRIEND. Although the professor is one of the most gentle men I ever knew, he is completely devoid of any sense of humor. One evening at the professor's rooms a mutual friend told a very funny story. It was so evident that the professor did not see anything funny about it, that I proposed we should try and explain it to him. The mutual friend analyzed it; took it apart, bit by bit, and explained where the point of the yarn was, and to assist him I drew a diagram on a sheet of paper. The professor listened Lake Shary's Obese Friend. Although the professor is one of the most gentle man I ever knew, he is completely devoid of any sense of humor. One evening at the professor's rooms a mutual friend told a very funny story. It was so evident that the professor did not see anything funny about it, but I proposed we should try and explain it to him. The mutual friend analyzed it; took it apart, bit by bit, and explained where the point of the yarn was, and to assist him I drew a diagram on a sheet of paper. The professor listened with that intense attention which he gave to any subject that who brought before his notice, and then said, with a sigh: "Don't you perceive, gentlemen, that the premises are wrong, and consequently the whole structure falls to pieces? The story cannot possibly be true."—Detroit Free Press. The Kindly Landlord. Landlord—Good morning. Glad to see you trimming the lawn. I have a notion to reduce your rent. Tenant—That would be appreciated. But I was not trimming the lawn. I was gathering a few plantain leaves. They make fair greens for a poor man. Landlord—Do you mean to say you are supplying your table from this yard? Tenant—Just a little. Landlord—Dear, dear. It grieves me to raise the rent, but you know yourself that no golden truck is mentioned in the lease.—Omaha Herald. An Unreliable Trustee. Mrs. Dellerga—John is overrun with business causes just now. By the way, is Mr. DeKaggs in business? Mr. DeKagga—Why yes, deeply. He told me that yesterday he bought 100.0 bales of cotton: 100 harvested! And I don't know how many bushels of wheat. He must be selling a large business. Where is his store? He has mostore. He says he has the goods on a margin—some sort of vapeil, I presumes. Dear me, I'm so glad."—Philadelphia Call. This Actually Happened. First Colored Citizen—Coma ovah yur, Jim. Second Colored Citizen—Whaffar. Got suith' good." What is it? Pollynaris watah." Pooh, watah!" So good, though." What's taste like? Like yer foot's sleep." Montana Justice. Montana Judge—What is he charged with? Constable—Hollins' that his smooth' trous counted in a tush. Judge—Drinks for the crowd. Next! Constable—This here chap calls bliss! Mo-Cooky Batt, and says "laypo" and I then an' nither. Judge—Two hours her git once th' county.—Washington Critic. Fury and Admiralation. Master of Ceremonies—Why don't you man! The inm's spring? Creek English Shot (who has penned previous night near the grounds)—I think those were some more of your blawless quitoes, yer know,—Tul Bit. Agreeably surprised. My water pipes has all frozen out at the Water office yesterday. No! Water pipes don't freeze up in the last of May." Vhell, no water comes for me." Let me tell you all the water was off two days ago because you had no tax." Unde wham't frozen oop!" No!" Undo plumber half to come around." No!" Undo nobody half to go under deser house a lamp!" No!" Vhell, dot vas all right, and he may like be vas. I thus afraid of some trit mit him."—Detroit Free Press. Base Envy Withers at Another's Did I understand you to say the place was the Pittsburgh of the sewerage colony as he landed from an alabama town of 150 inhabitants? Yes, sir--yes, sir., promptly repent man sitting on a pile of railroad ties. In what respects? Why, sir, every man, woman and the town smokes from sun up to sun down and we have a freestay every spring as early as clock work. Yes, sir, this Pittburg of the south, and don't you get it!"—Wall Street News. How to Trim Them. Aw, Ethel," remarked Charley pretty contain," I believe—aw I'll bring barbish—aw trim my whiskers this new way." Do, Charley," said his pretty contain." And—aw-Ethel, how would you say that I have them trimmed?" Well," replied the pretty contain, sufficient consideration. I think they look very sweet trimmed with pink ribbon—Harper's Bazar. A Doubtful Compliment. I confess, drawn a literary horse, I imitate, to some extent Thackcay's a You do! Yes; but you don't object to it!" Object! No, but don't disparage originality; I'm sure you are not in that like him."—Detroit Free Press. A Law Seldom Violated. Wife (who believes in consistency)—old blue laws forbid kissing one's wife as selling of intoxicating liquor on fire why I can't the former enforced as well hitter. Husband — Because it isn't necessary Harper's Darner. Not Familiar with Horse... Judge—Two hours her git under the county.—Washington Critic. Fury and Admiration. Small Man (furiously)—Who struck my friend! Large Man (similarly)—N'wother but trench with a bright idea! didn't you hit him daily pastel? Harvaral Lampoon. Twin Crow War. "Go your father was in the war?" said he. "Yes, he was killed in the battle of Bull Hunt," she replied. "Where—or was he shot?" "He wasn't shot at all. He broke his neck running down the hill. War is an awful cruel thing, don't you think so? New York Mail." Two Big Eyes. A Dalmatian and a Texas who met in Chicago were displeasing about the greatness of their respective districts, and among other things mutual marvel stories about the wife in such locality. How fast does a Texas mother blow? asked the Dalmatian at last. "How fast? Well, the only thing that will measure it is lightning. When a Texas northerner touches they telephon about, so that people get into ground, but when it comes near hardway it will just about run a mile and more with the lightning. How fast is this blinding himself? "No, you can't measure a blinding. Thank nothing, it is much a bilious skill a interrogation right of the wrist and story is on almost. Never saw but one the sound of which could be measured. Then wound to be something the matter with that one. It must endure only about 100 miles a second, and we cannot tell what was the matter with it until it went by what we found it was draining out of their real Texas marshal along behind—Chicago Vilson." SUMMER PIANOS. Powell, Haskell & Co. Wholesale and Retail Dealers Pianos and Organes, Tuning and Repairing a Specialty. If you have a Piano in your home or trial, or think of buying it yourself, be sure to purchase it. It will pay you. Powell, Haskell & Co.. No. 11 NORTH SPRING STREET. — LOS ANGELES, CAL. Hotel del Campo TRACT. Three Minutes walk from the business center of Anaheim. Adjoining the depot grounds of the California Central Railroad. Three Minutes walk from the business center of Anaheim. Adjoining the depot grounds of the California Central Railroad. Fifty Thousand Dollar Hotel now being Built on the Tract. Contracts awarded for grading streets and Making Sidewalks. Business and residence lots are now offered for sale on this tract at low prices, which will only hold good for a limited time. Special inducements are offered to persons who own or build this tract. The owners of this tract will spare making it the choice of their own. For information, maps and price list apply to ANAHEIM IMPROVEMENT COMPANY,----Or to any Real Estate Agent in Anaheim. Never Give up. If you suffer with asthma, bronchitis, or any other disease of the throat or lungs, nothing can surprise you more than the rapid improvement that will follow the use of Santa Alba. If you are troubled with catarrh, and have tried other medicines, you will be unable to express your amazement at the marvelous and instantaneous creative power of California Cat R-Cure. These remedies aren't secret compounds, but natural productions of California. Solit at $1 a package; three for $2 50, and guaranteed by A. Krug, Anaheim, Cal. Not a California Bear. Anybody can catch a cold this kind of weather. The trouble is to let go, like the man who caught the bear. We advise our readers to purchase at A. Krug a bottle of SANTA ABIE, the California King of Consumption, Asthma, Bronchitis, Conghs and Comp Cures, and keep it handy. "I'm pleasing to the taste and death to the above complaints." Sold at $1 a bottle or $3 for $2 50. CALIFORNIA CAT R-CURE gives immediate relief from the busiest center of Anaheim. Timber Land, Act June 3, 1878. Notice for Publication. U.S. LAND OFFICE. Los Angeles, Cal., Oct. 6, 1877. NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN THAT IN COMPLIANCE WITH THE PREVAILMENT OF THE ACT OF Congress of June 3, 1878, entitled "An Act for the sale of timber lands in the State of California," Oregon, Newfoundland and Washington Territory. Ugly wall of Los Angeles city, county of Los Angeles, State of California has already been made available for the purchase of the NRJ of Station No. 1, in township No. 9, range No. P.W. N.B.M., and will offer goods to show that the land weight is more valuable for timber or stone than for agricultural purposes, and furnish his claim to land before the Register and Director of this office at Los Angeles, Cal., on Thursday, the sixth day of December, 1877. He names as witness: William II. Nixon of Anaheim P.O., J.L.B. Rush of Mt. Mead P.O., H.C. Udde of Anaheim P.O., Fred Hartung of Anaheim P.O. Any and all persons claiming adversely above-described lands are required to file their claims in this office on or before day 31st of December, 1877. (notBMIw) J.D. BETHUNK, Regina. Not a California Bear. Anybody can catch a cold this kind of weather. The trouble is to let go, like the man who caught the bear. We advise you to purchase a A. Krug a bottle of SANTA ABIE, the California King of Consumption, Asthma, Bromishite, Coughs and Comp Cures, and keep it handy. "The pleasure to the taste and death to the above complaints." Sold at $1 a bottle or 3 for $2.50. CALIFORNIA CAT R CURE gives immediate relief. The Catarhal virus is soon displaced by its heating and penetrating nature. Give it a trial. Six months treatment $1 sent by mail $1.10. An Absolute Cure. The Original Alnetine Ointment is only put up in large two ounce tin boxes, and is an absolute cure for old nars, bums, wounds, chapped hands and all skin irritations. Will postively cure all kinds of piles. Ask for the Original Alnetine Ointment. Sold by A. Krug, Apalteia, Cal., at 25 cents per box-by mail 30 cents. Soothes and Heals. SANTA ABIE soothes and holds the membranes of the throat and lungs when poisoned and inflicted by diarrhea. Itvents night sweats and itching on the chest, ears, coughs, group, asthma, colds, bronchitis, pneumonia, swiping cough and all other throat and lung troubles. No other medicine is so easy to cure nasal catarrh as California Cat-R Cure. The insurance and increasing demand for these standard California remedies confirm their merits. Sold and absolutely guaranteed by A. Krug, Apalteia, Cal., at $1 a package. Three for $2.50. Bureen. The motto of California means I have it. Only is that land of sunshine where the orange, lemon, also big and grape fruits and ripens and attains their highest perfection in mild-winter; are the herbs and even found that are used in that pleasantness for all these and long troubles. SANTA ABIE the rule of coughs, asthma and constipation. Mr. A. Krug, Apalteia, Cal., has been appointed agent for this valuable California remedy, and sells it under a generation at $1 a bottle. These for $2.50. Try California Cat-R Cure, the only permanent cure for catarrh. By mail $1.10. The Anaheim Improvement Company印售 purchases of late in time freight to build shaling houses or business facilities. Harper's Magazine. ILLUSTRATED. Harper's Magazine is an organ of progressive thought and movement in every department of life. Besides other attractions, it will contain during the coming year important articles, especially illustrated on the Great West article on American and foreign industry; beautifully illustrated papers on Scotland, Norway, Switzerland, Austria, and the West Indies; new novels by William Black and W.D. Howell; new books on single number by Henry James, Larry Hearn, Angie Ginger short stories by Ms. Winerson and other popular writers; illustrations of special interest in the magazine. HARPER'S PERIODICALS. HARPER'S MAGAZINE. HARPER'S WEEKLY. HARPER'S WEEKLY. Newspapers are not sold this afternoon until the express order of Harper's Magazine. HARPER'S PERIODICALS. HARPER'S MAGAZINE. HARPER'S WEEKLY. Newspapers are not sold this afternoon until the express order of Harper's Magazine. G. A. Brunswick PROPHETOR: Palace Meat Market Los Angeles St., Anahale Keep everything in the line of meat or fish and hunt quality produce; and will still be there any part of town. Having some knowledge of our own dignity, do what that we planned to call literature ought to disappear, but I say that its supremacy in our public writings is the expoition of a kind of paludism in our literary life, for we were already Americans in our literary work, we should delight in reprinting American life and American spirit—Marissa Thompson. A picture record with satisfaction that of the Redman gun has ever been thrown through the premise guns from old to new. The rough pressure from old to new is 2900 pounds from old to new. The Anaheim Improvement Company印售 purchases of late in time freight to build shaling houses or business facilities. Harper's Magazine. ILLUSTRATED. Harper's Magazine is an organ of progressive thought and movement in every department of life. Besides other attractions, it will contain during the coming year important articles, especially illustrated on the Great West article on American and foreign industry; beautifully illustrated papers on Scotland, Norway, Switzerland, Austria, and the West Indies; new novels by William Black and W.D. Howell; new books on single number by Henry James, Larry Hearn, Angie Ginger short stories by Ms. Winerson and other popular writers; illustrations of special interest in the magazine. HARPER'S PERIODICALS. HARPER'S MAGAZINE. HARPER'S WEEKLY. Newspapers are not sold this afternoon until the express order of Harper's Magazine. HARPER'S PERIODICALS. HARPER'S MAGAZINE. HARPER'S WEEKLY.Newspapers are not sold this afternoon until the express order of Harper's Magazine. G. A. Brunswick PROPHETOR: Palace Meat Market Los Angeles St., Anahale Keep everything in the line of meat or fish and hunt quality produce; and will still be there any part of town. Having some knowledge of our own dignity, do what that we planned to call literature ought to disappear, but I say that its supremacy in our public writings is the expoition of a kind of paludism in our literary life, for we were already Americans in our literary work, we should delight in reprinting American life and American spirit—Marissa Thompson. A portrait. She thinks no much of worldly show That should an angel call her to Arise into the skies. A loox, white robe she quickly dries And buy a harp to play again. Then pay a call to every friend And tell them all to watch her wound Her way to Paradise. Chicago Trifecta. Agreat Dialect Literature. We are not a nation of dialect years people we do not believe that American honor borrows any excellence or real acceleration of warfare from bad or a hideous pronunciation, and our magazines end newspapers are often guilty of presenting our illusions as source joke, told by environs at expense of our own dignity. Do not what that we planned to call literature ought to disappear, but I say that its supremacy in our public writings is the expoition of a kind of paludism in our literary life, for we were already Americans in our literary work, we should delight in reprinting American life and American spirit—Marissa Thompson. A picture record with satisfaction that of the Redman gun has ever been thrown through the premise guns from old to new. 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Bottle Satisfaction. Best because Conduce you SANTA ABIE NOTICE TO CREDITORS. Keith & Ruddock, REAL-ESTATE AGENTS. Lands and City Property ANAHEIM GAL J.M. Griffith Company LUMBER DEALERS ANAHEIM. Doors, Blinds, Windows, MOULDINGS. Posts, Shakes, Shingles. BANK OF ANAHEIM. CAPITAL STOCK. $100,000.00 BOARD OF DIRECTORS: M. F. HENCK, W. H. MABURY NOTICE TO CREDITORS. STATE OF A. T. BROOKS, DECORATED. 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Harper's Bazar. ILLUSTRATED. 1886. Harper's Weekly. ILLUSTRATED. Harper's Weekly has a well-established place in the leading illustrated newspaper in America. The fairness of its editorial comments on current politics has earned for it the respect and condemnation of all impartial readers, and the wary and excellence of literary contests, which include small stories by the best and most popular writers, it is for the personal of people of the broad range of tastes and preferences. Suppliers are frequently provided, and no license is awarded to bring the ingenuity order of artistic ability to bear upon the illustration of the chosen theme or home decor. HARPER'S PERIODS The Volumes of Harper's Bazar, for six years back, in most editions binding, will be made by small, post-paid, on behalf of £3.00 each. Each volume available for diving will be made by small, post-paid, on behalf of £3.00 each. Diversions should be made by Post-Office Order or Death, for proof of absence. HARPER & HERMAN, New York.