anaheim-gazette 1886-07-03

ANAHEIM VOL. XVI. America's Billions. The total wealth of our country, now the richest in the world, is reported at $43,500,000,000, in a population of 50,000,000, with a total of 17,500,000 producers, says Rev. Dr. Behrenda. An enormous sum, in the aggregate, representing, however, the accumulations of 250 years, much of it in lands, buildings and machinery. An equal division would give to each man, woman and child a capital of only $870, much of it relatively worthless to the individual owner, or of $2,500 to each producer. The latter sum represents the limit of average wealth attainable. There is no more to be had. The same result is emitted in analyzing the annual production. The most careful estimates place this at $10,000,000,000 annually. From this must be deducted $700,000,000 paid in taxes, $1,300,000,000 to make good the annual wear and tear of the means of production, leaving $8,000,000,000 to be divided among 50,000,000 consumers without allowing anything for interest or invested capital or for its increase. Allowing 5 per cent for these, the net production is reduced to $5,725,000,000. Throwing capital out of the account, there are only $160 a year for each inhabitant, or of $115 if capital is entitled to a dividend—an average of thirty one to forty-four cents a day. Forty cents a day must suffice on the average, to feed, clothe and shelter the people of this country. Or, dividing the actual production among the actual workers, the average income will be between $327 and $475 a year. Three hundred and fifty dollars a year must buy bread, raiment, pay house rent and provide a margin for saving in every family of three persons; $2 a day is far above the availance in India. Irrigation in India. The rainfall during a period of four months on the west slopes of the Neilgheries is about 400 inches, and on the mountains east of Calcutta 600 inches. In the Carnatic, the region south and west of Madras, there are only about forty inches altogether. This falls principally in heavy bursts, often ten or twelve inches in a night, thus giving half a year's supply in two showers. In the Madras Presidency alone there are 40,000 tanks for the storage of water, many of which are from ten to twenty-five miles in circumference and from ten to sixty feet deep. One of these reservoirs will contain 100,000,00 cubic yards of water. Besides these tanks there are many old irrigating canals leading off from the rivers. These are supplied by weirs built of immense stones across the streams, the ingenious construction of which by the natives has shown the British authorities the best way of doing similar work on a much larger scale across some of the largest rivers. For many years the Indian Government has been improving the ancient irrigating works and perfecting new systems. In the Tanjore district alone the returns to the Government from this policy have been enormous, the revenue having increased £350,000 a year, on an expenditure of £400,000. The system has been extended to other parts of India, and all the belts of lands, comprising many millions of acres, that have been reached by this grand system of irrigation now present a marked contrast to the tracts of arid waste that met the eye of the traveler a few years ago. — Appleton's Cyclopaedia for 1884. Wine. The wine grapes this year lent made a month's years some variety to the dropping which the French Last year the horticulture to be free from gregate crop ever, still be like Zinfandel wine—a serious break in any contract wine makers, but will rise in New year or say $16 for foreign. The cost of Mission maker, about 99 cents must 16 cents yard owners not extravagant and wine jobbed—the east that was sumption, especialition, kill off the makers. There ness in shipping New York and fallen off after war. In May York by the Hire 116,369 gallons gallons. The time of this year and last year in the arrival and import brandies the avail- A Stricken Journalist. A recent issue of the Texas Trombone contains a touching tribute to the memory of Mrs. Spinner, the talented wife of the editor. He says feelingly: "Thus my wife died. No more will those loving hands pull off my boots and part my back hair as only a true wife can. Nor will these willing feet replenish the coal shed or water pail. No more will she arise amid the tempestuous storm of winter and his away to the fire without disturbing the alumbers of the man who dotted on her so artfully! Her memory is embalmed in my heart of hearts. I wanted to embalm her body, but I found that I would embalm her memory cheaper." "I procured Elmi Midget, a neighbor of mine, a pretty gravestone. His wife was consumptive, and he kept it on hand for several years in anticipation of her death; but she rallied last spring, and his hopes were blasted. Never shall I forget the poor man's grief when I asked him to part with it. "Take it, Spinner, and may you never know what it is to have your soul disappointed as mine has been!" and he burst into a flood of tears. His spirit was indeed utterly broken. "I had the following epitaph engraved upon the comb one: the memory of Tabitha, wife of Moses Spinner, Esq., gentlemanly editor of the Trombone. Terms, three dollars a year in advance. A kind mother and an exemplary wife. Office over Coleman's grocery, up two flights of stairs. Knock hard. We shall miss thee. Job printing solicited." "Thus did my lacerated spirit cry out in agony, even as Rachel weeping for her children. But one ray of light penetrated the despair of my soul. The undertaker took his pay in job printing, and the sexton owed me a little account I should not have gotten any other way. Why should we pine at the mysterious ways of Providence and vicinity reduced to $5,725,000,000. Throwing capital out of the account, there are only $160 a year for each inhabitant, or of $115 if capital is entitled to a dividend—an average of thirty one to forty-four cents a day. Forty cents a day must suffice, on the average, to feel, clothes and shelter the people of this country. Or, dividing the actual production among the actual workers, the average income will be between $327 and $475 a year. Three hundred and fifty dollars a year must buy bread, raiment, pay house rent and provide a margin for saving in every family of three persons; $2 a day is far above the average income that the productive energy of the country can pay. He who secures it belongs to the privileged classes, with many perhaps above him, but with many more below him; and every man belongs to the bloated plutocracy, against whom Socialism urges its crusade, who owns $2,500 worth of property, or who regains more than $400 a year for his work." — St. Paul Globe. Cure for Piles. Piles are frequently preceded by a sense of weight in the back, loins and lower part of the abdomen, causing the patient to suppose he has some affection of the kidneys or neighboring organs. At times, symptoms of indigestion are present, flatulency, uneasiness of the stomach, etc. A moisture, like perspiration, producing a very disagreeable itching, after getting warm, is a common atendant. Blind, Bleeding and Itching Piles yield at once to the application of Dr. Bosanko's Pile Remedy, which acts directly upon the parts affected, absorbing the tumors, allaying the intense itching, and effecting a permanent cure. Price 50 cts. Address: The Dr. Bosanko Medical Co., Piqua, O. Sold by A. Krug. The theoretical circles in London are in a flutter of excitement over the disapparent of a very valuable histrionic flea whose interesting performances caught the down. The disconsolate manager of the unique troupe of fleas offers a reward of $125 for the return of the pulsars tons alive. An Enterprising, Reliable House. Wm. M. Higgins can always be rehed upon, not only to carry in stock the best of everything but to secure the Agency for such articles as have been written and are popular with the people who rely sustaining the reputation of being always enterprising, and ever reliable. Having secured the Agency for the celebrated Dr. King's New Discovery for Consumption, will sell it on a positive guarantee. It will surely cure any and every affection of Thomas Lungs and Chest, and to show our confidence, we invite you to call and get a Trial Bottle Free. A resident of Arbuckle, Colesa county, proposes to engage in the business of raising foxes for their pelts. The silver gray variety will be raised, and the enthusiastic projector thinks there is a large profit in the scheme. Bucklin's Armca Salve. THE BEST SALVE in the world for Cats, Bruises, Sores, Ulcers, Salt Rheum, Fever Sores, Tetter, Chapped Hands, Chilblains, Corns, and all Skin Eruptions, and positively cures Piles, or no pay required. It is guaranteed to give perfect satisfaction, or money refunded. Price 25 cents per box. For sale by Wm. M. Higgins. Irishman (relating his exploits)—"I walked up bouldily to wan o' the money and cut off his legs wid me sword." Listener—"Why didn't you cut off his head?" Irishman—"That was already off." A Positive Fact In the Tanjore district alone the returns to the Government from this policy have been enormous, the revenue having increased £350,000 a year, on an expenditure of £400,000. The system has been extended to other parts of India, and all the belts of lands comprising many millions of acres, that have been reached by this grand system of irrigation now present a marked contrast to the tracts of arid waste that met the eye of the traveler a few years ago. — Appleton's Cyropodia for 1834. Cure for Piles. Piles are frequently preceded by a sense of weight in the back, loins and lower part of the abdomen, causing the patient to suppose he has some affection of the kidneys or neighboring organs. At times, symptoms of indigestion are present, flatulency, uneasiness of the stomach, etc. A moisture, like perspiration, producing a very disagreeable itching, after getting warm, is a common atendant. Blind, Bleeding and Itching Piles yield at once to the application of Dr. Bosanko's Pile Remedy, which acts directly upon the parts affected, absorbing the Tumors, allaying the intense itching, and effecting a permanent cure. Price 50 cts. Address: The Dr. Bosanko Medical Co., Piqua, O. Sold by A. Krug. July18-1yr Theatrical circles in London are in a flutter of excitement over the disapparent of a very valuable histrionic flea whose interessing performances caught the down. The disconsolate manager of the unique troupe of fleas offers a reward of $125 for the return of the pulsars tons alive. An Enterprising, Reliable House. Wm. M. Higgins can always be rehd upon not only to carry in stock the best of everything but to secure the Agency for such articles as have been written and are popular with the people who rely sustaining the reputation of being always enterprising,and ever reliable.Having secured the Agency for the celebrated Dr. King's New Discovery for Consumptionwill sell it on a positive guarantee.I will surely cure any and every affection of Thomas Lungs and Chest,and to show our confidence,the invite you to call and get a Trial Bottle Free. A resident of Arbuckle,Colesa county, proposes to engage in the business of raising foxes for their pelts.The silver gray variety will be raised,and the enthusiastic projector thinks there is a large profit in the scheme. Bucklin's Armca Salve. THE BEST SALVE in the world for Cats,Bruises,Sores,Sulcers,Salt Rheum,Fever Sores,Tetter-Chapped Hands-Chilblains-Corns-and all Skin Eruptions,and positively cures Piles,-or no pay required.I will guarantee to give perfect satisfaction,或 money refunded.Price 25 cents per box.For sale by Wm.M.Higgins. Irishman (relating his exploits)—"I walked up bouldily to wan o'the money and cut off his legs wid me sword."Listener—"Why didn't you cut off his head?" Irishman—"That was already off." Moses Spinner, Esq., gentlemanly editor of the Trombone, Terms, three dollars a year in advance. A kind mother and an exemplary wife. Office over Coleman's grocery, up two flights of stairs. Knock hard. We shall miss thee. Job printing solicited. "Thus did my lacerated spirit cry out in agony, even as Rachel weeping for her children. But one ray of light penetrated the despair of my soul. The undertaker took his pay in job printing, and the sexton owed me a little account I should not have gotten any other way. Why should we pine at the mysterious ways of Providence and vicinity? (Not a conundrum.)" — Texas Sittings. A Canulbal Banquet. M. Garnier, who was recently sent by the French government on a tour of exploration through the island of New Caledonia, describes an anthropophagous feast which he and his companions witnessed. The scene was a thicket in the wildest portion of the country, and only the chiefs of the tribe, which had just gained a victory over its enemies, took part in the feast. A burning fire threw its bright glare on a dozen figures seated around huge banana leaves, on which were spread the smoking viands of the diabolical repast. A disgusting odor was wafted toward the spot where our Frenchman and his companions lay perdu, enchained by a horrible fascination which produced the sensation of nightmare. Directly in front of them was an old chief with a long white beard and wrinkled skin, who gnawed a head still covered with singed hair. Thrusting a pointed stick into the eye-sockets, he contrived to extract a portion of the brain, afterward placing the skull in the hottest part of the fire, and thus separating the bones to obtain a wider aperture. The click of a trigger close to his ear recalled M. Garnier to his senses, and arresting the arm of his servant, who excited to indignation had brought his musket to his shoulder, he hurried from a scene calculated, beyond all others, to thrill the nerves and curdle the blood of a civilized spectator. In no other medicinal preparation have the results of the most intelligent study and scientific inquiry been so steadily and progressively utilized as in Ayer's Sarsaparilla. It leads the list as a truly scientific preparation for all blood diseases. Irishman (relating his exploits)—"I walked up boulder to wan o' the enemy and cut off his legs wid me sword." Listener—"Why didn't you cut off his head?" Irishman—"That was already off." A Positive Fact The National Horse Liniment will remove all enlargements quicker than anything you have ever used. Try it once and you will never use anything else. W. M. Higgins agent for Anaheim and vicinity. Young Benedict—"Hello! old man; have not seen you in an age. I've got married—yes, married yesterday." Old Wayoff (who is awfully absent minded)—"So? That's nice. How are all the children?" Keynote to Health. Health is wealth. Wealth means independence. The Keynote is Dr. Bosanko's Cough and Lung Syrup, the best Cough Syrup in the world. Cures Coughs, Colds, Pains in the Chest, Bronchitis and Primary Consumption. One dose gives relief in every case. Take no other. Price 50 cents and $1.00. Samples free. Sold by A. Krug. Artist—"Have you faken my picture to the exhibition?" . Porter—"Yes, sir; it seemed to please the gentlemen very much." Artist—"What did they say?" Porter—"Oh, they didn't say anything; they only laughed." Doomed. All competing Liniments are giving away to the pressure of the National Horse Liniment. He men and Stockraisers are getting exiled over it. Be on the safe side and get a bottle. This Liniment is the only remedy known that will cure Lockjaw. W. M. Higgins agent for Anaheim and vicinity. It is a wise cork that knoweth its own pop. A wise cow knoweth her own fodder. No injurious effects can follow the use of Ayer's Ague Cure in the treatment of malarial diseases. It contains, besides a specific and unfailing antidote for miasmatic poison, other remedial agents which unite to expel the poisonous humors, purify the system, and leave it in a healthy and reinvigorated condition. WEEKLY ANAHEIM, CALIFORNIA: SATURDAY, JULY 3, 1886. PARMELEE'S BAZAR. CROCKERY, CHINA, GLASS, Stone and Plated Ware Ollas, Water Coolers, etc. FILTERS. We carry the Gale City Stone-Filter. The water filters through natural stone. They are durable, cheap and easily cleaned. A brush accompanies each filter, and a child can wash them. No family should be without one. LAMPS AND CHANDELIERS. We make a specialty of these goods, and carry the largest line of lamps and chandeliers to be found in the city and at prices lower than ever before. A beautiful hanging or library lamp now costs less than you formerly paid for a common stand lamp. They are up out of the way, and an ornament to any room. OIL STOVES. The Monitor' Oil Stove is the only absolutely safe stove in the market, as the oil is in an elevated reservoir back of and removed from the burners, and cannot become heated. Price of single stove; 2 burners; $6.00; double stove, 4 burners; $10.00. We also have the Globe an all-iron two-burner stove; will boil a kettle of water in seven minutes, and costs only $2.50. The Iron Clad is an all-iron lamp stove; will boil a kettle of water in ten minutes, burns thirteen-hours with one filling, and gives a light equal to four ordinary lamps. Price $1.25. ICE CHESTS and REFRIGERATORS The Iceberg Chief is constructed upon the open, hollow air principle. Pure, fresh air passing all around and through the chest keeps everything pure, sweet and cold. No filling to become mouldy. Provisions kept in them will not become musty nor partake of the flavor of other things in the same provision chamber. All sizes, suitable for families, stores or markets. ICE CREAM FREEZERS. The "White Mountain Triple Motion" is the only freezer having three distinct motions. Of Course They Bit. New York Sue. The Bleecker street crook stood on the top step of his home, just around the corner from Police Headquarters, holding a somewhat worn copy of a country newspaper in one hand. On the local news page of the paper was a small advertisement surrounded by a big blue mark, which some one had made to draw attention to the advertisement. He showed it to a friend who came along. It read: COUNTRY MERCHANTS IN TROULEE—Assistance given to those immediately embarrassed, on the most favorable terms; it is worth your while to write us in confidence. WHIG & CO., Brokers, Bleecker street, New York. “What’s the game?” was asked. “Simple enough. I placed those advertisements in a thousand papers at once throughout the South and West at a cost of $50. I was astonished to find what an immense number of country merchants were in need of assistance. I got 1,728 answers to the advertisement. It makes my hand ache to think of the work I did writing answers. But I persevered. Letters are better than circulars. I told each man in confidence that I had by bribery secured wax impressions of the genuine greenback $5 plates, and was prepared to supply $5 bills in any quantity at 25 cents on the dollar to those who would assert on honor that they were in absolute need of money to tide over a present financial distress. The price to all others was 50 cents on the dollar, and but $1,000 worth would be sold to any one person.” “Bite!” Certainly. I think you must give me credit for originality in my methods of obtaining the names of people most likely to be tempted by my bait; and of course such genius as mine never goes wholly unrewarded. The following statement shows the arrival of California wines by rail in March, 1886, during which month freight cutting prevailed: From San Francisco, 10,484,800 lbs; from Los Angeles, 2,061,700 lbs; from Sacramento, 879,900 lbs; from Stockton and Marysville, 168,600 lbs; total, 13,595,000 lbs, or about 1,359,500 gallons.—S. F. Herald of Trade. ICE CHESTS and REFRIGERATORS The Iceberg Chief is constructed upon the open, hollow air principle. Pure, fresh air passing all around and through the chest keeps everything pure, sweet and cold. No filling to become mouldy. Provisions kept in them will not become musty nor partake of the flavor of other things in the same provision chamber. All sizes, suitable for families, store or markets. ICE CREAM FREEZERS. The “White Mountain Triple Motion” is the only freezer having three distinct motions for mixing and freezing the cream. No poisonous zinc in contact with the cream, but the best of tin. Will do the work easier and quicker than any freezer in the market. A sizes from 1 to 25 quarts. Please Call and See Our Goods And Get Prices. Z. L. PARMELEE, 108, 110, 112 North Main St., Los Angeles TENNESSEE WHITE RYE WHISKEY. A ROYAL STRICTLY PURE FOR HOUSEHOLD BY HOSPITAL USE. From A. Fenkhausen & Co., 414 Front St., San Francisco. A. LANGENBERGER, DEALER IN GENERAL MERCHANDISE. Agent, Anaheim, Cali P. PELLEGRIN & SONS' ART AND MUSIC ROOMS! P. O. BLOCK, CENTER ST., ANN ARBOR, Mich., June 25.—Dr. Vanghan, in examining a specimen of the ice cream which recently poisoned a number of persons at Newton, Mich., has made the important discovery that tyrotoxicon, an active element in poisonous cheese, which he discovered some time since, was also present in the ice cream and was the cause of the sickness. This proves that tyrotoxicon is due to the decomposition of milk, and may be developed in any milk which is kept in an impure atmosphere or unclean vessels. The germs seem to multiply very rapidly, and a small amount of tainted milk will poison a whole family. It is Dr. Vanghan's theory that tyrotoxicon has much to do with cholera infantum, the symptoms of which are similar to the symptoms of cheese poisoning. Antidotes for Certain Poisons A standing antidote for poison by poison oak, ivy, etc., is to take a handful of quick-lime, dissolve in water, let it stand half an hour, then paint the poisoned parts with it. Three or four applications, it is said, will cure the most aggravated case. Poison from bees, hornets, spider bites, etc., is instantly arrested by the application of equal parts common salt and bicarbonate of soda, well rubbed in on the place bitten or stung. Too Late "I lett a little check for $10,000 among the wedding gifts," said the girl's father to his prospective son-in-law, "and after the ceremony is over we will quietly tear it up. See? That's the style, nowadays, George." "Ye es," hesitated George, "that's the style, but I'm afraid it's too late to tear it up now." Why? "Because I went down to the bank and got it cashed." GAZETTE. JULY 3, 1886. NO 39. F. H. KEITH, REAL ESTATE AGENT. Live Stock Bought and Sold on Commission. ANAHEIM. RICHARD MELROSE: HENRY S. KNAPP. Melrose & Knapp TRANSACT A GENERAL BUSINESS IN REAL ESTATE IN ALL ITS BRANCHES. LOANS NEGOTIATED, COLLECTIONS MADE, ETO. Fire Insurance Policies written and Delivered at once ALL BUSINESS CONFIDED TO THEM WILL BE Promptly and Honorably Executed. J. H. BULLARD, A. B., M. D. Physician and Surgeon. M. NEBELUNG, (Center Street, opposite Lewis' Stable, — DEALER IN — Cigars, Cigarettes Fire Insurance Policies written and Delivered at once ALL BUSINESS CONFIDED TO THEM WILL BE Promptly and Honorably Executed. J. H. BULLARD, A. B., M. D. Physician and Surgeon. Office and Drug Store on Los Angeles St. East of Planters' Hotel. OFFICE HOURS: 8 to 9:30 A. M.; 1 to 2, and 6:30 to 7:30 P. M. DR. E. L. COWAN, DENTIST, Will be in Los Anaheim office on Thursday, Friday and Saturday of each week. We Have Just Received a Carload of FURNITURE! Direct from Eastern Factories. Latest Styles at prices lower than in Los Angeles. Call and examine for yourselves. P & J. BACKS H. C. KELLOGG. Civil Engineer and Surveyor. (Deputy County Surveyor.) Office in Room 2., over Langenberger's Store, corner Center and Lemon streets, Anaheim. RICHARD MELROSE, ATTORNEY-AT-LAW GARETTE OFFICE Anaheim. G. D. FIELD, ATTORNEY-AT-LAW, ANAHEIM. VICTOR MONTGOMERY, Attorney-at-Law, SANTA ANA, CAL. Rooms 4 and 5, Commercial Bank building. Office hours from 10 A.M. to 3 P.M. M. NEBELUNG, (Center Street, opposite Lewis' Stable. DEALER IN Cigars, Cigarettes, And the most popular brands of Chewing and Smoking Tobacco, Pipes, etc., etc. Call and examine my fresh stock of Candles and Cakes. I always keep on hand a full and well selected stock of stationery, such as Blankbooks, Memorandums, Letter, Note, Bill and Legal papers, Inks, Penels, Pens, Envelopes and a general school supply. Legal Hanks (Banero's form) a specialty. Fresh Fruits of the season and Nuts always on hand. Also a stock of Canned Fruits, Jams and Meats which I offer at the lowest market prices. Highest prices paid for eggs. JOHN HANNA, Real Estate & Commission AGENT. OVER FIRST NATIONAL BANK. Entrance No. 129 North Main Street, LOS ANGELES. J. M. Griffith & Co., LUMBER DEALERS (Near Railroad Depot) ANAHEIM Keep constantly on hand DOORS, BLINDS, WINDOWS, MOULDINGS. POSTS, SHAKES, SHINGLES, LATH, HAIR, PLASTER OF PARIS. Anaheim Grist Mills Operating on WEDNESEAYS and SATURDAYS of each week. PELLEGRIN, Portrait & Landscape Photographer. SONS' DOMS! ST., California. WING MACHINE. RPETS. of goods, including Parlor Sets, Etc, Etc. ERIOR CARPETS, LINO. INDOW SHADES. my store and get prices - LOS ANGELES. Pump. Anaheim. G. D. FIELD, ATTORNEY-AT-LAW, ANAHEIM. VICTOR MONTGOMERY, Attorney-at-Law, SANTA ANA, CAL. Rooms 4 and 5, Commercial Bank building. Office hours from 10 A.M. to 3 P.M. M. NEBELUNG, Real Estate & Insurance AGENT. SUBSCRIPTIONS TAKEN FOR NEWSPAPERS and Periodicals. Accounts kept with neatness and accuracy. Store opposite Lewie's Stable Anaheim L. GUNTHER, Pioneer Boot and Shoe Maker, Cor. Adele and Los Angeles streets. ANAHEIM. GEORGE BAUER, BOOT AND SHOE MAKER. Center Street. MAKING AND REPAIRING AT THE LOWEST Cash price. All orders promptly attended to All work guaranteed. WM. R. HARKER, SADDLE & HARNESS MAKER, CENTER STREET, Anaheim. S. A. DENNIS, Carriage and Sign Painter, Center Street, Anaheim, OFFERS AS REFERENCES THE NUMEROUS wagons and signs painted by hirt in Anaheim. PRICES REASONABLE. The patronage of the public respectfully solicited may3 E. G. HUNTINGTON, Carpenter and Builder All Kinds of REPAIRING Done. Oct3-2m MOULDINGS. POSTS, SHAKES, SHINGLES, LATH, HAIR, PLASTER OF PARIS. Anaheim Grist Mills Operating on WEDNESEAYS and SATURDAYS of each week. Grain, Feed, Meal, etc., of all varieties. Corn Shelled and Shipped Chas Wille. Chas Albrecht. Wille & Albrecht, Proprietors of the Old Pioneer Cooperage. AUGUSTE STREET. ANAHEIM, - - - CAL. COOPERAGE A LARGE QUANTITY OF BARRELS, HALF BARRELS, 10 Gallon and 5 Gallon Kegs For Sale Cheap. Apply to B. DREYFUS & CO., Anaheim. Anaheim COOPERAGE. Puncheons, Barrels, Half Barrels, Small Kegs Made and Repaired. Cooperage in all Branches WILLIAM FISCHER,