anaheim-gazette 1885-12-12

WEEKLY GAZETTE. Published every Saturday. Richard Melrose EDITOR AND PROPRIETOR. TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION: One Year ... $2.00 Six months ... 1.25 Three months ... 75 OFFICE—In P. O. Building, Center Street, Anabeim. TRANSIENT ADVERTISING: 1 square ... $1.00 2 squares ... $2.00 3 squares ... $3.00 4 squares ... $4.00 RED STAR TRADE MARK. Free from Opitates, Lecithos and Poison. SAFE. SURE. PROMPT. 25 Cts. ST JACOB'S MARK. GERMAN REMEDY For Pain W.H. MASSER MD DDS DR WILDER DDS ANEODOTES OF BILLINGS. Before I left New York I called on Josh Billings with an album, and modestly solicited his autograph. He took it on his knees and gave his mouth a comical twist and wrote: "Thrice is he armed who hath his quarrel just." "The Hard of Avon." And four times he who gets his blow in fact." J. Billings "Mr. Billings," I said, at parting, "it's astonishing how your wise saws and comical straws float all over Christendom. One can scarce pick up a paper in any part of the world where the English language is spoken but there, in an odd corner, nestles one of your little grains of philosophy. You keep yourself well before the public." His reply was compact, pertinent and to the point: "Yes, sir, I keep myself just sufficiently in the public eye without putting it out." I complained to Josh one September night some years ago, when on this side of the Atlantic, that the nights were so abominably hot I couldn't sleep. My dear boy," he replied, "you ought to accustom yourself to these American alternations of heat and cold. Summer and winter I always sleep with three quilts. In summer, I may remark, I put them under me." Josh was extremely fond of animals, and had a cat at his house in Albany which he gravely addressed as "William." I suggested that that was a dignified name for puss, as cats were usually called "Tom" or "Tip," or a quick, short cogmen. But that's a special, swell, blue-blooded specimen of the feline race, I wish you to know," rejoined the humorist. "Recently, poor fellow, he has had fits, and since then I call him 'Fitz-William.'" When Rubinstein was over here he was presented to Josh, and the pianist was careful to impress the American with accounts of the nobility of his ancestors. "My family," said he, loftily, "goes back to the time of the Crusaders. My researches in this direction enabled me to discover that one of my ancestors accompanied the Emperor Barbarossa." Josh smiled, and affecting to be immensely impressed immediately remarked: "On the piano, of course." Slab House Post Office title. The "cree often cares day. All told, tween Union war. The four Arctic fames month. It is said house if you for several o Seventeen from one grain Dakota farm. An Omaha have her pie three divorces. Arbor day States, and in occasion of p The City sewers or drain at the rate of The juice natives for better than a purpose. A dog that them all at once of a farmer Palenville, N. Newbury, who weighs 9 hands at home make herself The Brooklyn passengers ehow how to increase 150,000 is the solve. The number streets of New estimated at fifteen adelphia the German Remedy For Pain MASSER & WILDER, DENTISTS, We bespectacled announce to you that one of our staff held the Planner's Hotel on the fifth floor of every room in attached to any dental work that was okay with lavender. We are pleased to allude to the presence of dentists to any small and solitary dentist at reasonable price. We have the privilege of teeth without a plate and we have no room or decayed teeth by any patient trays. We extend both without pain by the use of vital saline. Oncology the greatest patronage of our many rooms, we are compelled to move into more comfort rooms. Parlor 13 Nadeau Block, Los Angeles. Respectfully yours, Dr. Massey & Wilder F.A.J. BACKS. 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Reprint, or Reach, radically cured without the knife. know," rejoined the humorist. "Recently, poor fellow, he has had fits, and since then I call him 'Fitz-William.'" When Rubinstein was over here he was presented to Josh, and the pianist was careful to impress the American with accounts of the nobility of his ancestors. "My family," said he, loftily, "goes back to the time of the Crusaders. My researches in this direction enabled me to discover that one of my ancestors accompanied the Emperor Barbarossa." Josh smiled, and affecting to be immensely impressed immediately remarked: "On the piano, of course." One night at a ball in New York, a certain lady appeared in a dress exposing her charms without reserve—charms, by the way, which were of a lean and moegre description. I said in the hearing of Billings: "I wonder a woman so bony can attire herself in that decollete fashion!" "She does it to protect her virtue," quickly replied Josh, with quaint malice in his tone of voice. A good story is told of the humorist being thrown on one occasion, among a batch of students in a country town near New Haven. He was trampling along with a rusty yellow dog, and entered the barroom of a hotel for some refreshments. A group of the Yale lads chanced to be there on a froie, and immediately interviewed Billings, whom they evidently mistook for a farmer. They required with affected interest after the health of his wife and children, and Josh, with counterfeited simplicity, gave them a graphic account of his family and farm. "Of course, you belong to the church?" asked one of the boys. "Yes, the Lord be praised, and my father and grandfather before me." Now, I suppose you would not tell a lie," said one of the students. "Not for the world." What will you take for that dog? pointing to Josh's cur, which was crouching beneath his chair. "I won't take twenty dollars for that dog." Twenty dollars! Why, he's not worth twenty cents." I assure you I would not take twenty dollars for him." Come, my friend," said the student who with his companions was bent on having some fun with the old man. "Now, you say you won't tell a lie for the world. Let me see if you will not do it for twenty dollars. I'll give you twenty dollars for your dog." "I'll not take it." "You will not? Here! let me see if this will not tempt you to a lie," added the student, producing a small bag of half dollars, which he built up into small piles on the table. Josh was sitting by the table with his hat in his hand, apparently unconcerned. "There," added the student, "there are twenty dollars, all in silver; I will give you that for the animal." Josh quietly raised his hat to the edge of the table and, as quick as thought, scared all the time know," rejoined the humorist. "Recently, poor fellow, he has had fits, and since then I call him 'Fitz-William.'" When Rubinstein was over here he was presented to Josh, and the pianist was careful to impress the American with accounts of the nobility of his ancestors. "My family," said he, loftily, "goes back to the time of the Crusaders. My researches in this direction enabled me to discover that one of my ancestors accompanied the Emperor Barbarosa." Josh smiled, and affecting to be immensely impressed immediately remarked: "On the piano, of course." One night at a ball in New York, a certain lady appeared in a dress exposing her charms without reserve—charms, by the way, which were of a lean and moegre description. I said in the hearing of Billings: "I wonder a woman so bony can attire herself in that decollete fashion!" "She does it to protect her virtue," quickly replied Josh, with quaint malice in his tone of voice. A good story is told of the humorist be ing thrown on one occasion, among a batch of students in a country town near New Haven. He was trampling along with a rusty yellow dog, and entered the barroom of a hotel for some refreshments. A group of the Yale lads chanced to be there on a froie, and immediately interviewed Billings, whom they evidently mistook for a farmer. They required with affected interest after the health of his wife and children, and Josh, with counterfeited simplicity, gave them a graphic account of his family and farm. "Of course, you belong to the church?" asked one of the boys. "Yes, the Lord be praised, and my father and grandfather before me." Now, I suppose you would not tell a lie," said one of the students. "Not for the world." What will you take for that dog? pointing to Josh's cur, which was crouching beneath his chair. "I won't take twenty dollars for that dog." Twenty dollars! Why, he's not worth twenty cents." I assure you I would not take twenty dollars for him." Come, my friend," said the student who with his companions was bent on having some fun with the old man. "Now, you say you won't tell a lie for the world. Let me see if you will not do it for twenty dollars. I'll give you twenty dollars for your dog." "I'll not take it." "You will not? Here! let me see if this will not tempt you to a lie," added the student, producing a small bag of half dollars, which he built up into small piles on the table. Josh was sitting by the table with his hat in his hand, apparently unconcerned. "There," added the student, "there are twenty dollars, all in silver; I will give you that for the animal." Josh quietly raised his hat to the edge of the table and, as quick as thought, scared all the time know," rejoined the humorist. "Recently, poor fellow, he has had fits, and since then I call him 'Fitz-William.'" When Rubinstein was over here he was presented to Josh, and the pianist was careful to impress the American with accounts of the nobility of his ancestors. "My family," said he, loftily, "goes back to the time of the Crusaders. My researches in this direction enabled me to discover that one of my ancestors accompanied the Emperor Barbarosa." Josh smiled, and affecting to be immensely impressed immediately remarked: "On the piano, of course." One night at a ball in New York, a certain lady appeared in a dress exposing her charms without reserve—charms, by the way, which were of a lean and moegre description. I said in the hearing of Billings: "I wonder a woman so bony can attire herself in that decollete fashion!" "She does it to protect her virtue," quickly replied Josh, with quaint malice in his tone of voice. A good story is told of the humorist be ing thrown on one occasion, among a batch of students in a country town near New Haven. He was trampling along with a rusty yellow dog, and entered the barroom of a hotel for some refreshments. A group of the Yale lads chanced to be there on a froie, and immediately interviewed Billings, whom they evidently mistook for a farmer. They required with affected interest after the health of his wife and children, and Josh, with counterfeited simplicity; gave them a graphic account of his family and farm. "Of course, you belong to the church?" asked one of the boys. "Yes, the Lord be praised, and my father and grandfather before me." Now, I suppose you would not tell a lie," said one of the students. "Not for the world." What will you take for that dog? pointing to Josh's cur, which was crouching beneath his chair. "I won't take twenty dollars for that dog." Twenty dollars! Why, he's not worth twenty cents." I assure you I would not take twenty dollars for him." Come, my friend," said the student who with his companions was bent on having some fun with the old man. "Now, you say you won't tell a lie for the world. Let me see if you will not do it for twenty dollars. I'll give you twenty dollars for your dog." "I'll not take it." "You will not? Here! let me see if this will not tempt you to a lie," added the student; producing a small bag of half dollars which he built up into small piles on the table. Josh was sitting by the table with his hat in his hand, apparently unconcerned. "There," added the student; "there are twenty dollars all in silver; I will give you that for the animal." Josh quietly raised his hat to the edge of the table and; as quick as thought; scared all the time know," rejoined the humorist. "Recently, poor fellow, he has had fits; and since then I call him 'Fitz-William.'" 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THE BEST SALVE in the world for Cuts, Bruses, Sores, Ulcers, Salt Rheum, Fever Sores, Tetter, Chapped Hands, Chilblains, Corns, and all Skin Ecutions, and positively cures Piles, or no pay required. It is guaranteed to give perfect satisfaction, or money refunded. Price 25 cents per box. For sale by Wm. M. Higgins. "I'll not take it." "You will not? Here! let me see if this will not tempt you to a lie," added the student, producing a small bag of half dollars, which he built up into small piles on the table. Josh was sitting by the table with his hat in his hand, apparently unconcerned. "There," added the student, "there are twenty dollars, all in silver; I will give you that for the animal." Josh quietly raised his hat to the edge of the table and, as quick as thought, scraped all the money into it except one half dollar, and then explained: "I won't take your twenty dollars! Nineteen and a half is as much as that dog is worth; he is your property!" A tremendous shout from his fellow-students clearly showed the would-be wag that he was completely sold, and that he need not look for sympathy from that quarter, so he good-naturedly acknowledged himself beaten. Josh was impatient of the airs and graces of the Boston shop girls. I went with him into a store in Washington street one day, and he asked one of the maidens if she was the attendant who had sold him a handkerchief the day before. "I am the saleslady who served you," responded the reduced empress in fringed hair and ringer fingers, who presided at the counter. "Well," said Josh. "I will take a dozen more, and as I wish to get them to my washerlady at once, I will get you to send them to my carriage around the corner. My coach gentleman cannot get to the door just now, in consequence of the cart of the ash gentleman blocking the way." It was Josh who originated the phrase that is now a national expression—"The business end of a wasp," and when he said to a lady, "it is better to be laughed at for not being married than to be unable to laugh because you are," it seems to me he uttered a sentence, to use one of his own expressions, "bulging out with first-class wisdom." Piles are frequent of weight in the body of the abdomen, pose he has some a neighboring organ indigestion are prevenience of the stomach perspiration, produce itching after getting tendant. Blind. Yield at once to the sanko's Pile Remain upon the parts afflicted more, allaying the itching a permanent condition. The Dr. Bosse O. Sold by A. Kr BILLINGS. called on Josh modestly solicited it on his knees in quarrel just. HARD OF AVON. How in fact. J. BILLINGS parting, "it's laws and comi-stendom. One in any part of Irish language is corner, nestles philosophy. You public." His out and to the self just suffice putting it September night side of the so abominayou ought American al-Summer and free quilts. In them under animals, and any which he tram." I aug-ered name for "Tom" or men. blue-blooded wish you to Recently, since then here he was care-with accounts "My fam-k to the time dies in this di-that one of Emperor Bar-recting to be remarked: EVERYTHING. Slab Hollow, Vt., has petitioned the Post Office Department for a more dignified title. The "erecha" or day nursery in Buffalo often cares for as many as forty babies a day. All told, there were 2,261 collisions between Union and Rebel troops during the war. The four sons of Lieut. Kislingbury of Arctic fame receive a pension of $10 each per month. It is said that the rats wilt clear out of a house if you play a bass drum in the cellar for several days. Seventeen bushels of wheat is the product from one grain of seed in three years on a Dakota farm. An Omaha woman kindly consented to have her picture taken in a group with her three divorced husbands. Arbor day is now observed in fifteen States, and is becoming more and more an occasion of popular observance. The City of Mexico being destitute of sewers or drainage, the inhabitants die off at the rate of 50 per 1,000 yearly. The juice of a tree in Java is used by the natives for blacking boots. It is said to be better than anything manufactured for that purpose. A dog that has three tails and can wriggle them all at once, is said to be in possession of a farmer at Manorville, a hamlet near Palenville, N. Y. Newbury, S. C., boasts a girl of seventeen who weighs 800 pounds, yet she is not only handy at housework but can plow, hoe and make herself generally useful. The Brooklyn bridge now carries 73,000 passengers every twenty-four hours, but how to increase its capacity to at least 150,000 is the problem for its trustees to solve. The number of waifs and strays in the streets of New York has been variously estimated at from 20,000 to 50,000. In Philadelphia the official estimate of waifs and The Mirror is no flatterer. Would you make it tell a sweeter tale? Magnolia Balm is the charm that almost cheats the looking-glass. QUICK TIME AND CHEAP FARES To Eastern and European Cities Via the Great Transcontinental All-Rail Routes, —OP THE— Southern Pacific Company (PACIFIC SYSTEM) Daily Express and Emigrant Trains make prompt connections with the several railway lines in the East, —CONNECTING AT— New York and New Orleans with the several Steamer Lines to ALL EUROPEAN PORTS. PULLMAN PALACE SLEEPING CARS attached to Overland Express Trains; THIRD-CLASS SLEEPING CARS are run daily with Overland Emigrant Trains. No additional charge for Berths in Third-Class Cars Tickets sold. 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IF YOU Want a Purchaser, Want a Situation, Want a Salesman, Want a Servant, Want to rent a Farm, Want to sell a Plano, Want to sell a Horse, Want to lend Money, Want to buy a House, Want to buy a Horse, Want to rent a House, Want to sell a Carriage, Want a Boarding Place, Want to borrow Money Want to sell any Want to sell Groceries, Want to sell Purchase, Want to sell Hardware, Want to sell Real Estate, Want a Job of Carpentering, Want a Job of Blacksmithing, Want to sell Millinery Goods Want to sell a House and Lot, Want to sell a Farm, Want to find Anyone's Address Want to find a Strayed AnimWant to sell a piece of fur WANT ANYTHING AT ALL Advertise in the ANAHEIM GAZETTE Ostrich Farm NOTICE. On and after JULY 1st the above farm will be visited daily. CHARGE—50 cents each person. All dogs found on the farm will be destroyed. Trespassers will be prosecuted. By order C. J. SKETCHLEY, Superintendent California Ostrich Farming Company B. DREYFUS & CO. Growers and Dealers in California Wines and GraBrandy. 630 to 642 Brannan Street San Francisco; 45 Broadway New York Newbury, S. C., boasts a girl of seventeen who weighs 600 pounds, yet she is not only handy at housework but can plow, hoe and make herself generally useful. The Brooklyn bridge now carries 73,000 passengers every twenty-four hours, but how to increase its capacity to at least 150,000 is the problem for its trustees to solve. The number of waifs and strays in the streets of New York has been variously estimated at from 20,000 to 50,000. In Philadelphia the official estimate of waifs and strays is not less than 20,000. A floating bar-roon now plies up and down the Savannah river in Georgia, supplying such of the thirsty as care to journey to the craft in small boats, which the proprietors will send ashore for them. A woman's exchange is an enterprise which is talked of for Plainfield, N. J. The object is to afford a place where women can bring the products of their hands and have them sold without publicity. At a large bakery in New York the bread that is two days old and hard as a rock is sold to Italians for almost nothing. After they soak the dry bread in stale lager and partly rebake it, they sell it for the nourishment of other Italians. S. S. Brown, Chairman of the Maine Democratic State Committee, is charged with securing positions for fourth-class postmasters, and charging $50 to $300 for his influence. It is said he has secured nearly one hundred appointments. An ingenious Frenchman has conceived and carried into effect a plan for collecting the grease and other matter while defile the Seine, and making them into a soap, glycerine, perfumery, etc., and is said to be reaping a rich harvest from his shrewdness and enterprise. The German voter does not rally in his might and all that sort of thing, it would seem. 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The question seems chiefly to be whether the defendant by obstinate disobedience of the mandate of one court, and by an equally obstinate endurance of the penalty imposed on him by another, will succeed in wearing out the authority of the law." His Son is Marching On. Owen Brown, son of "Old John," arrived here Monday from Put-in-Bay, Ohio, to join his brother Jason and sister, (Mrs. Ruth B. Thompson), already here. Owen Brown was with his father through all of his adventures, and is the last survivor of the Harper's Ferry Raid. He is a man near 60 years of age. — Posadena Union. Cure for Piles. Piles are frequently preceded by a sense of weight in the back, loins and lower part of the abdomen, causing the patient to suppose he has some affection of the kidneys or neighboring organs. At times, symptoms of indigestion are present, flatulency, uneasiness of the stomach, etc. A moisture, like perspiration, producing a very disagreeable itching, after getting warm, is a common atendant. 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