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WEEKLY GAZETTE. Published every Saturday. Richard Melrose EDITOR AND PROPRIETOR. TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION: One Week.....125 Three Months....75 OFFICE—In P.O. Building, Center Street, Anabim. TRANSIENT ADVERTISING: DEMOCRATIC SIMPLICITY. (Chicago News) Having eaten a hearty breakfast of cereal hash and johnnycake, President Cleveland put on his hat and overcoat and strode toward the front door of the White House. "Your Excellency," cried Secretary Lament, "where are you going at this early hour of the morning. It is hardly five o'clock." "I am going for a short walk," replied the President. "I will be back by 7:30—in plenty of time to read the paper, to look over my mail, write a proclamation or two, and make out a list of appointments before the Senate convenes. I am going around to the various departments to see if any of my Cabinet officers have caught the spirit of the administration, and have returned to the Arcadian simplicity of the Jacksonian epoch." And with these words, President Cleveland opened the front door, and issued forth in the raw chilly air of the March morning. The brisk breeze blowing from the southeast bore to his ears the faint echo of the din of hammerers busily employed in the distant navy yard, at the good work of restoring American sovereignty on the waters of the globe. The lights in the Treasury Department were dim, yet every room was lighted up, and it was evident that all hands were at work, in accordance with Secretary Manning's orders that all employees of the civil service should report for duty at 4:30 A.M., every week day. President Cleveland entered the Treasury Building and asked the janitor where Colonel Manning was to be found. "He is down in the vaults counting the money," said the janitor, "and he cannot be disturbed." Mr. Cleveland expostulated, and was compelled to disclose his identity before the janitor would listen to him. But being convinced at last that the visitor was really the President, the janitor conducted him through devious passages and down winding stairways, and under curious moats, until finally the labyrinthine vaults were reached. Here, surrounded by piles of shining gold and silver pieces, sat the Secretary of the Treasury counting the national hoard by the dim light of a candle. "I am sorry you came," said the Secretary to the President, "for I really have so much work to do that I have no time to talk." Hall Yacht Club of Boston. Annual editions passed to and five over the sanded floor on studied maps of the Sioux, Ute and Midee reservations, which were spread out on the variegated deck tables. When President Cleveland inquired where Secretary Endicott was one of the glorious surroundings in the direction of an inner room, thither the President drifted. A surprising spectacle greeted him as he entered. Secretary Endicott, clad only in a dress and trousers of army blue and wearing a fatigue cap stood at one end of the room holding a cavalry pasted in both hands and firing at a target at the other end of the room. The target consisted of the head of a barrel, upon which uncertain rings had been described with white chalk. "Bang!" went the big pistol, and the recoil threw the Secretary of War into the President's arms. "It is all-fired strange," explained the Secretary, "but I have fired over three hundred cartridges at that goldarned target, and I hain't hit once. I'm a mighty poor shot—don't believe I could hit the side of a meet-in' house—but I'm goin' to keep on trying till the country owns up I'm the goldarned best Cabinet officer they had since Uncle Crowinshield was on deck." Then the Secretary sat down on the corner of the table and ate his modest luncheon of nutcakes and cheese, while the President talked with him on the troubles on the Oklahoma border. "By the way," said the President, picking up a cartridge from the pile that lay on the floor, "have you been using these all the time?" Yes, said the Secretary, mopping the powder, dust and perspiration from his undaunted brow, "I've fired more'n three hundred of 'em this morning'." Then it's no wonder you haven't hit the target," said the President with an amused chuckle, "for, my dear fellow, these are blank cartridges!" Well, I swow!" exclaimed the Secretary. "You don't say so!" President Cleveland chuckled to himself the way over to the Postoffice Department. But he was proud of his War Secretary just the same. Endicott was honest and earnest; that was the kind of man she era of reform demanded. A beautiful young woman, wearing a calico dress, was carrying a 300 pound mail sack filled with letters through the hall. "Is Secretary Vilas in?" inquired the President. No, sir," answered the beautiful being in calico, as she hurried along with the mail sack. 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Owing to a dimness of vision, however, Secretary Bayard was compelled to use a kerosene lamp, and this stood upon his white pine table, emitting a fragrance which the rose of Sharon might have envied. Bayard wore no collar, or tie. He was in his shirt sleeves, and the President observed that the shirt was a woolen one; only to preserve the necessary dignity on state occasions the Secretary wore a white celluloid boem; but otherwise his attire was rigidly plain. Yes, I am very busy," said Mr. Bayard, "and I have been hard at work since three o'clock this morning. Having abolished the 300 typewriters and forty-eight stenographers formerly employed in this department, I have my hands full answering the letters. Here," he continued, as he wearily laid his pale hand on a mass of crumpled sheets of paper, "here are letters from Queen Victoria, King William, Dom Pedro, Kalakua, Alfonso, the Czar, Taing-ho, General Barrios, the Ahkoond of Swat, the Emir of Bagdool, the Begum of Mysere, and a hundred other potentates, which must be answered before the noon mail goes out." In the Navy Department, Secretary Whitney was not to be found. Over a work beach in one corner of the room leaned a boy pelled to disclose his identity before the janitor would listen to him. But being convinced at last that the visitor was really the President, the janitor conducted him through devious passages and down winding stairways, and under curious moats, until finally the labyrinthine vaults were reached. Here, surrounded by piles of shining gold and silver pieces, sat the Secretary of the Treasury counting the national hoard by the dim light of a candle. "I am sorry you came," said the Secretary to the President, "for I really have so much work to do that I have no time to talk." Then Mr. Cleveland observed that Colonel Manning was attired in naught but an undershirt, his trowers and a pair of high-heeled boots. "Good!" thought the President. Then he said aloud: "But where is the gas, Dan, and why are you using this wretched tallow dip?" "I have had the gas meter taken out of the building." said the Secretary, "and have returned to the good old Democratic simplicity of candles. By this means the sum of $900 will be saved tothe country annually." "And what are you doing now?" asked the President. "Counting the money in the Treasury," replied Colonel Manning. "I intend to know for myself whether any peculations have been indulged in by my Republican predecessors. I have discovered a number of questionable things. For instance, I have found the tail feathers pulled out of a large number of eagles on the 1877 coinage of $20 gold pieces, and I intend to trace the burglarious outrage to its uttermost until the guilty party is brought to justice." "That is right," said the President, and as he walked away he felicitated himself and his country upon having secured the cooperation of such an honest, fearless patriot as the Albany journalist. In the State Department, too, the tawdry gas fixtures had been removed to make for the unostentatious candle. Owing to a dimness of vision, however, Secretary Bayard was compelled to use a kerosene lamp, and this stood upon his white pine table, emitting a fragrance which the rose of Sharon might have envied. Bayard wore no collar, or tie. He was in his shirt sleeves, and the President observed that the shirt was a woolen one; only to preserve the necessary dignity on state occasions the Secretary wore a white celluloid boem; but otherwise his attire was rigidly plain. Yes, I am very busy," said Mr. Bayard, "and I have been hard at work since three o'clock this morning. Having abolished the 300 typewriters and forty-eight stenographers formerly employed in this department, I have my hands full answering the letters. Here," he continued, as he wearily laid his pale hand on a mass of crumpled sheets of paper, "here are letters from Queen Victoria, King William, Dom Pedro, Kalakua, Alfonso, the Czar, Taing-ho, General Barrios, the Ahkoond of Swat, the Emir of Bagdool, the Begum of Mysere, and a hundred other potentates, which must be answered before the noon mail goes out." In the Navy Department, Secretary Whitney was not to be found. Over a work beach in one corner of the room leaned a boy pelled to disclose his identity before the janitor would listen to him. But being convinced at last that the visitor was really the President, the janitor conducted him through devious passages and down winding stairways, and under curious moats, until finally the labyrinthine vaults were reached. Here, surrounded by piles of shining gold and silver pieces, sat the Secretary of the Treasury counting the national hoard by the dim light of a candle. "I am sorry you came," said the Secretary to the President, "for I really have so much work to do that I have no time to talk." Then Mr. Cleveland observed that Colonel Manning was attired in naught but an undershirt,his trowers and a pair of high-heeled boots. "Good!" thought the President. Then he said aloud: "But where is the gas,Dan,and why are you using this wretched tallow dip?" "I have had the gas meter taken out of the building." said the Secretary,"and have returned to the good old Democratic simplicity of candles. By this means the sum of $900 will be saved tothe country annually." "And what are you doing now?" asked the President. "Counting the money in the Treasury," replied Colonel Manning. "I intend to know for myself whether any peculations have been indulged in by my Republican predecessors. I have discovered a number of questionable things. For instance, I have found the tail feathers pulled out of a large number of eagles on the 1877 coinage of $20 gold pieces,and I intend to trace the burglarious outrage to its uttermost until the guilty party is brought to justice." "That is right," said the President,and as he walked away he felicitated himself and his country upon having secured the cooperation of such an honest,fearless patriot as the Albany journalist. In the State Department, too,the tawdry gas fixtures had been removed to make for the unostentatious candle.Owing to a dimness of vision,however,Secretary Bayard was compelled to use a kerosene lamp,and this stood upon his white pine table，emitting a fragrance whichthe roseofSharon might have envied.Bayard wore no collar，or tie。他was inhis shirt sleeves,andthePresidentobservedthattheshirtwasa woolenone;onlytopreservethenecessarydignityontateoccasionstheSecretaryworeawhitecelluloidboem;butotherwisehisattirewasrigidlyplain. Yes,iamverybusy,"saidMr.Bayard,"andIhavebeenhardatworksincethreeo'clockthismorning.Havingabolishedthe300typewritersandfortyy-eightstenographersformerlyemployedinthisdepartment.Ihavemyhandsfullansweringtheletters.Here,"hecontinued,sashewearilylaidhispalehandonaMassofcrumpleddessofpaper,"therearelettersfromQueenVictoria，KingWilliam，DomPedro，Kalakua，Alfonso,theCzar,Taing-ho，GeneralBarrios,theAhkoondofSwat,theEmirofBagdool,theBegumofMysere,andahundredotherpotentateswhichmustbeansweredbeforethenoonmailgoesout." IntheNavyDepartment,SecretaryWhitneywasnottobefound.Overaworkbeachinonecorneroftheroomleanedaboypelledtodisclosehisidentitybeforethejanitorwouldlistentohim。但beingconvincedatlastthatthevisitorwasrealysthatisneardeusjureanddefacto。WhatisapossecomitatusandwheredoesitdiffierntotheArkansasposse吗?"Whatisacauseofvenue?"—theseandsimilarinterrogatoriesdidthelearnAttorneyGeneralputtohisclass,andThePresidentwaspleasedtoheartthattheresponsecamequicklyandforktheregreatpartwerecorrect. "Iwillnotinterruptthem,"thoughtthePresident;sohe retirednoiselesslyandskippedoverto-theInteriorDepartment.Allwascommotionhere,andSecretaryLamarwasbusiestofthebusiness. "Wehavebeenhardatworksincedaylight,"saidtheSecretary.“Yousee,havenothadtimetobrushmyhairorcombmyboard;infact,我wasinsuchahurrythatI camedowntownwithmynightcapon.AsHoracesaid:"Dejuventrubluriousnotanturant;"andinwordsoftheGreekphilosopher,'Kaitelosepithalmog Garignako.” ThePresidentapplaudedtheenthusiasmwhichprevailed.OuesthedirectOfficeseveralhundredonearmedandwoodleggedveteranswereseekingadmittanceinsidetheofficethecrowdholemedierswasstillgreater。Standingtontiptonandpeepingoverthecrowd.ThePresidentcouldseethePensionCommission,GeneralBlackhardatworkhandingoutbagsofmoneytothecrippledpensioners. "Tiswell,"saidPresidentCleveland,similien.thenhewentbacktothePost-officeDepartment,butVillaswasnotthere。这wasa severe blow—anawful shock.PresidentClevelandbroodedoveritandthetearscameintohiseyes.AshepassedtheDepartmentofAgriculturehosewantedTheCommissionin Gardenwateringthetailsandpruningtheyoungrhubarbplants。这 sightcheeredhimsomewhat,但stillthePresidentbroodedoverVilas'absencefromhispastduty,andheindulgedinthemostmelancholyreflectionsgilthetheachedhome-yes,tillhereachedtheWhiteHousegate。Thenacheerywhistlestarthimfromhissalireversive.Lookingup彼硬SecretaryVilastrippinggaylydownthewalk,carryinga leatherbag和whistlinga merryairfrom"Falka." "Ihavejustlefta bundleofletterswithLamentforyou,"saidVilas. "Howdoyou happentobehere,intsteadofatyourpostduty?"inquiredthePresident.gloomily. 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