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Burlington Hawk-Eyetems. And now, how about a monument to Brigham Young? A BURLINGTON policeman saw a banana peeling on the sidewalk, and promptly arrested it for disorderly conduct. ALFRED TENNYSON has a brother who sees "spirits." Comes of reading the family poetry too regularly, may be. Two Indian doctors came to the city last week, and the undertakers immediately hired an extra run of clerks. Business is looking up. The grand encampment of the Knights Templar of the United States, at Cleveland, has used up all the initials this side of the Atlantic ocean. MARK TWAIN says solitary confinement furnishes the best condition for literary labor. This is consoling to an editor who gets the raw end of the law in a libel suit. The mills of the gods may, and doubtless they do, grind very slowly, but the slowest one of them distances a hand organ on the "Last Rose of Summer" stop, every tune. We can't see why Frank Leslie failed. He stole every line he ever published. In a reckless moment he must have given somebody credit, although we can't remember when. THE Berlin gorilla that learned to drink and smoke has delighted Mr. Darwin by a still further symptom of high civilization. The other day he swore at his keeper. THEY have swimming matches in San Francisco. Any match will swim well enough, but no match is good for much for illuminating purposes after it has swam a mile or two. A MAN out in Western Iowa has just been sentenced to the penitentiary for ninety-nine years. He thinks it is the longest sentence on record since Mr. Evarts lost his breath. It is supposed that Charles Francis Adams acquired his cold, frigid, appalling reserve and hauteur by studying a woman clerk in a dry goods store waiting upon a woman customer. THE West Hill man's wife presented him with triplets last week, and only yesterday we saw that man going home, trundling a baby-wagon so wide that it looked like a covered horse-rake. Reason in Matrimony. Love marriages are, as a rule, not so successful as what the French call marriages de raison. Poets, novelists, and sentimentalists may write what they please, but this is the result of hard, prosaic experience. Most girls thoroughly realize it, and the worldly position of an admirer is a considerable element in the amount of trouble which is devoted to an attempt to hook him. And why not? Is a girl to wreck all her prospects in life because a year or two after she is out of the school-room she feels an uncontrollable desire to marry some lad who cannot support her? This is, however, the sound and practical view of life presented in novels and plays. Down goes the curtain so soon as the happy pair have been joined together for the rest of their existence, while this "rest" is left to the imagination. Fortunately for girls they are endowed with enough plain common sense to see the absurdity of all this. But although they act in the matter of marriage with wisdom, they feel themselves obliged to pretend to agree with the impractical trash of novelists and dramatists. In France marriages de raison prevail. The girl who is to be married is but little consulted about her future husband, and unless he is absolutely repugnant to her the alliance is arranged, to her perfect satisfaction, for her by her parents. Yet French wives, as a rule, have a sincere affection for their husbands. They feel that they have entered into a partnership for life with them. Habit does the rest, and these marriages are, with rare exceptions, happy. In America the girl is left to pick and choose her husband herself. She is as free as is the married woman in the Old World, indeed more free. From having to look after her own interests she becomes alive to what they are, and while all American marriages are termed love marriages, few are contracted on a basis of love without any regard to more practical considerations. In England girls are neither left entirely to themselves nor are they, as in France, placed, as regards marriage, under the tutelage of their parents. The consequence is that English girls sometimes allow themselves to be carried away by a passing feeling in favor of a man, marry him, and regret it ever afterward, for they are pursued through life with the idea that they might in all probability have done better for themselves. My moral is, therefore, this: Let no girl fancy Hare and The game is played boys from ten to eleven often boys who do school are members very often too, the best runners in the race. The rest of the boys and the other champions usually the school signal for the start a shrill whistle with wrong scent, and the hounds," par exe. The "hare" is part open satchel or pot shoulder and filled about an inch squared wind will not carry privilege of the small little to take part in these bits of paper before a "run" they preparing "scent." The hare is allowed start," and is allowed course, but is obliged of white paper at sliding way he goes, as for the hounds to fumes given him seeking for some old leaves he leaves a little paper to denote them. This may be some side street, or just he has his choice to seek it, as the "hare" till the five minutes huntman cries "away they all bounce seeking till they findored paper (which before they can stay cry "hark! forward the scent). Sometimes so long in finding the start makes famous headlines on his followers—for a block or two along of course), go if they are in the A man out in Western Iowa has just been sentenced to the penitentiary for ninety-nine years. He thinks it is the longest sentence on record since Mr. Evarts lost his breath. It is supposed that Charles Francis Adams acquired his cold, frigid, appalling reserve and hauteur by studying a woman clerk in a dry goods store waiting upon a woman customer. The West Hill man's wife presented him with triplets last week, and only yesterday we saw that man going home, trundling a baby-wagon so wide that it looked like a covered horse-rake. Over three hundred New York cigar makers are on a strike and they will have to buy their cigars now, just like the rest of us. This appears to be about the only privilege their strike brings them. It is enough to understand why the colored cadets at West Point graduated so honorably, and came out of the academy with so few vices. The white Napoleons will not speak nor associate with them. The cable informs us that General Grant has received the freedom of Inverness. If the general remains in Europe much longer, it won't cost him a cent to go anywhere, all the same as an editor at the circus. The largest watermelon of the season has been brought to this office. It was ten feet long and weighed 362 pounds; the heart contained 498,362 seeds and 11,243 cases of cholera morbus, and the Mississippi bridge company bought the two halves of the rind for bridge caissons. In Chambersburg, Illinois, they fine a man ten dollars for spitting tobacco on the floor of a church, and the rigid enforcement of this law has driven nearly all the male church members to the inconvenient necessity of raising one end of the cushion and spitting on the seat. "Inquirer" writes to know if, with all our scolding at the developments of Spiritualism, "we can account for the peculiar phenomena of Spiritual manifestations!" We always supposed they were merely the astrologians of certain intangible and correlative forces or an antiseptic antagonisms, gradient or occult. If that isn't we give it up. The other day a noble Indian walked into the presence of Chief Joseph, and held up the new scalp of one of General Howard's soldiers, who had straggled too far to the front. "Why," asked the noble brave, "is this like a Globe-Demoerat joke?" The wily chieftain gave it up. "Because," said the child of the forest, "it is fur fetched." And there was silence in the wigwam for the space of half an hour. Rev. David Swing thinks it is the duty of the father of the family to set a card-table in his sitting-room and teach his sons to play. Good enough. And then the boys could play waxed cards on the old man at circus times, and beat him out of enough to take the whole crowd into the tent and set up the red lemonade besides. It would be a grand improvement over the old plan of stealing lead pipe and carrying water for the elephant. Yesterday morning there were rumors of another circus in town. "Calli A Costly Joke—An English farmer has recently been compelled to pay the costs of a practical joke. He was sitting to what they are, and while all American marriages are termed love marriages, few are contracted on a basis of love without any regard to more practical considerations. In England girls are neither left entirely to themselves nor are they, as in France, placed, as regards marriage, under the tutelage of their parents. The consequence is that English girls sometimes allow themselves to be carried away by a passing feeling in favor of a man, marry him, and regret it ever afterward, for they are pursued through life with the idea that they might in all probability have done better for themselves. My moral is, therefore, this: Let no girl fancy that she is wise in making a bad match, because she imagines the former to be a love match. Love is not affection. From its very nature it is but a temporary impulse, and in most cases a singularly silly impulse, which has become to be regarded as something almost divine, owing to the absurd nonsense that poets and others have written about it. When Miss Smith takes it into her head that life is unendurable unless passed as Mrs. Jones, there is nothing to be commended in her acting upon this notion, and should she do so and marry the impeccunious Jones, she will, probably, within a year, when the novelty of Jones is worn off, sincerely regret that she did not accept the offer of the prosperous Robinson. A man who has half a million is in no way superior to a man who has ten thousand, but evidently, all things else being equal, it would be wiser to enter into a partnership with the former than with the latter; and what is marriage but a partnership for life? It is really shocking that common sense has not yet done away with the absurdity of supposing that two silly fools, holding each others hands, looking into each others eyes, and feeling that they would like to do this for the rest of their natural existence, are a spectacle for men and angels to admire. No; affection is all very well, but it is just as easy to feel affection for Jones as for Robinson. Except as the result of a morbid and diseased imagination, love at first sight does not exist. Affection is lasting, while love is normally but a temporary aberration. Love may be toned down into affection, but, as a rule, affection is merely the result of two persons being thrown much together, and having many interests in common. The advice I would give to girls intending to marry is: Keep your head clear, and look out for the best commercial partnership that you can find. If you do not positively dislike your future partner you will find that after you have married him, you will like him, and in a reasonable, sensible way, love him. There is nothing mercenary or selfish in this view of marriage. Of course it is more agreeable to be endowed with much of this world's goods than with little of them. If Brown Jones and Robinson all want to marry you, each one is personally, in all probability, neither better nor worse than the others. Therefore, if Brown is well-to-do, and Jones and Robinson are not in a position which would justify their marrying, then I say marry Brown, unless there is some very excellent reason to the contrary—Home Journal. A Costly Joke—An English farmer has recently been compelled to pay the costs of a practical joke. He was sitting to what they are, and while all American marriages are termed love marriages, few are contracted on a basis of love without any regard to more practical considerations. In England girls are neither left entirely to themselves nor are they, as in France, placed, as regards marriage, under the tutelage of their parents. The consequence is that English girls sometimes allow themselves to be carried away by a passing feeling in favor of a man, marry him, and regret it ever afterward, for they are pursued through life with the idea that they might in all probability have done better for themselves. My moral is, therefore, this: Let no girl fancy that she is wise in making a bad match, because she imagines the former to be a love match. Love is not affection. From its very nature it is but a temporary impulse,and in most cases a singularly silly impulse, which has become to be regarded as something almost divine, owing to the absurd nonsense that poets and others have written about it. When Miss Smith takes it into her head that life is unendurable unless passed as Mrs. Jones, there is nothing to be commended in her acting upon this notion, and should she do so and marry the impecunious Jones,她 will probably within a year,when the novelty of Jones is worn off,sincerely regret that she did not accept the offer of the prosperous Robinson.A man who has half a million is in no way superior to a man who has ten thousand,但 evidently,all things else being equal,它 would be wiser to enter into a partnership with the former than with the latter;and what is marriage but a partnership for life? It is really shocking that common sense has not yet done away with the absurdity of supposing that two silly fools,holding each others hands,looking into each others eyes,and feeling that they would like to do this for the rest of their natural existence,are a spectacle for men and angels to admire.No;affection is all very well,但它 is just as easy to feel affection for Jones as for Robinson.Except as the result of a morbid and diseased imagination,love at first sight does not exist.Affection is lasting,while love is normally but a temporary aberration.Love may be toned down into affection,但 as a rule,affection is merely the result of two persons being thrown much together,and having many interests in common.The advice I would give to girls intending to marry is:Keep your head clear,and look out for the best commercial partnership that you can find.Fifteen hours later he will find some leafy tree and hide himself till gone by; anything track. When the hare gets into the play-ground,the boy "stand treat;" how hard each strikecapital game when ing to rules,和Enrules half the sportfor several generationsnot only in Englandlish boys have goneare known.I should not workboy readers of St.Maryabout this game,sinceEnglish cousins comeso,the account musthave not heard of it.In ScotlandI tisthe game fully as muchcloser to the ruleshunting-day as eagerthe season.Wednesdayternoons are usuallythough sometimeswill givethe wholeholidayfora"hunt." Does it seem strangling only a half of Sis almost a universalScotch country placeWednesday and Saturdayholiday,giving rehealsthursday,and boys thiiSuppose thatisbeknownanyotherwinterBut they geta griefoutof their"halifiesholidays),andafterthough schooldoesfouroclock.TheScott summer-dayany end.All threeAugust(onthe westisas light at ten o'citheritisin ourcountry.onall throughthe"feet turn gladly homedeens seek downyeyes close inthesethat comes so quickor REV. DAVID SWING thinks it is the duty of the father of the family to set a card-table in his sitting-room and teach his sons to play. Good enough. And then the boys could play waxed cards on the old man at circus times, and beat him out of enough to take the whole crowd into the tent and set up the red lemonade besides. It would be a grand improvement over the old plan of stealing lead pipe and carrying water for the elephant. YESTERDAY morning there were rumors of another circus in town. "Calliope! calliope!" shouted the boys and came trooping down the streets, following up the noise, until at last they stood in front of a dentist's office and gazed upon each other in crestfallen silence, while a woman's voice streaked the pale air with falsetto notes. Then the lads spoke sadly and disgusted one to another, "Pullin' a tooth," and the congregation dispersed. In declining the appointment as chairman of the Sitting Bull Commission, recently tendered us by the President, we wish to assure Mr. Hayes that we do not shrink from any peril connected with the appointment, but the fact of our connection with a decidedly political newspaper is a bar to our acceptance of a position under a non-political administration. Let the President withdraw his "politics and office-holding" order, and we will collar Sitting Bull in a minute. Salary invariably in advance. DINNERS AT POMPEII.—From a painting recently discovered at Pompeii, it appears that even in those days, men knew what good living was. Here is a neat and somewhat substantial dinner of three courses which the painting portrays. An immense dish containing four peacocks stands in the centre of the table, surrounded by lobsters, one holding a blue egg in his claws, another a stuffed rat, another an oyster, and the fourth a basketful of grasshoppers. This tempting dish would probably answer to our "roast." At the bottom of the table are four dishes of fish, and above them partridges, hares and squirrels; each holding its head between its paws. Entrees, no doubt. The whole is encircled by a sort of German sausage, apparently, and then come a row of yolks of eggs, a row of peaches, melons and cherries; and lastly, a row of vegetables of different sorts. Dessert. RICHMOND, Va., is to be improved in the way of parks. A COSTLY Joke.—An English farmer has recently been compelled to pay the costs of a practical joke. He was sitting in the bar-room of the Greyhound Inn one night and taking his usual tankard of ale, when his eye chanced to fall on the sleeping form of a man with a long beard. He went to the fire, and lighting a piece of paper, deliberately applied it to the sleeping man's beard. There was a bright, rushing flame for a second or two; the man sprang to his feet in agony; the joke was complete, and the farmer roared in ecstacy. The unfortunate sufferer, who happened to be the village tailor, knew that the farmer was a man of substantial means, and acted accordingly. He brought an action for $250 damages in the Malmesbury County Court in due course. According to the plaintiff's evidence, his beard was eighteen inches long when he lay down, after having some ale. The next thing he remembered was his face being on fire, while a man helped to put out the flame. The defendant sat in his seat roaring with laughter, and did not offer any assistance, nor did he offer any apology for what he had done. His lips were burned severely, his face was blistered, his beard, eyebrows, and eyelashes were burned to the skin, and one eye and one ear scorched. The magistrate awarded him $250 and costs. KEEP BUSY.—The man who has nothing to do is the most miserable of beings. If you have no regular work, do chores, as farmers do when it rains too hard to work in the field. In occupation we forget our troubles, and get a respite from sorrow. The man whose mind and hands are busy finds no time to weep and wall. If work is slack, spend the time in reading. No man ever knew too much. The hardest students in the world are the old men who know the most. CUSTOMER (to a vendor of watermelons) — "Ian't a dollar rather a large price for a watermelon!" Vendor—"You wouldn't think so, mister, if you'd not on top of a fence with a shotgun every night for three weeks a watching the patch." But they get a grief out of their "halifax holidays), and after though school does four o'clock. That Scotch summer-day any end. All through August (on the west is as light at ten o'clock it is in our country on all through the "feet turn gladly home heads seek downy eyes close in the sea that comes so quickly after a long, joyous fresh summer air—in St. Nicholas. Profits on The stage, like thieves in the business seas profitable management covered. It is noted don theateres that their managers are able pieces or a long tendency there, as the old practice of chicknight or week, andclusively to "hits" wired or more nights who imagine the that very profitable one Lane" has never proclicial speculation for it. The original comm found themselves in pay the performers then let to the highestpened to be Robert he undertook to pay 10,000 guineas, and repairs which hurried long before the expire years' lease. Captains ward became the lee three years; and Alf Hammond both become speculation. During of Mr. E. T. Smith at ton, the brief pantomim mas has been along other portions or may be played, inva trous losses. It is claimed for greatest Prebysteriana There are in it 185 H Of these, 49 belong Free Church, pre Presbyterians. There are 25 churches of all o Hare and Hounds. The game is played chiefly by school-boys from ten to sixteen years old, though often boys who do not belong to the school are members of the "hunt," and very often, too, the little fellows are the best runners in the party. The boys divide themselves into two parties, each having its "champion runner," and lots are drawn as to which of these runners shall be the "hare" in the first hunt of the season, afterward they go by turn. The rest of the boys are the "hounds," and the other champion is the huntsman who marshals them to the "meet" (which is usually the school play-grounds), gives the signal for the start, calls them off by a shrill whistle when they get on the wrong scent, and, in fact, is "master of the hounds," par excellence. The "hare" is provided with a small, open satchel or pouch, slung across his shoulder, and filled with bits of white paper about an inch square—heavy paper that wind will not carry away. It is the privilege of the small boys who are too little to take part in the hunt to prepare these bits of paper, and for a day or two before a "run" they have great fun in preparing "scent," as they call it. The hare is allowed five minutes "head start," and is allowed to chase his own course, but is obliged to scatter the bits of white paper at short intervals all along the way he goes, as they are his tracks for the hounds to follow. The five minutes given him he usually spends in seeking for some obscure place at which he leaves a little package of yellow or blue paper to denote the starting-point. This may be some blocks away, or up a side street, or just around the corner; he has his choice and a free opportunity to seek it, as the "hounds" go within doors till the five minutes are up. Then the huntsman cries "whoop! halloo!" and away they all bound hither and thither, seeking till they find the package of colored paper (which they are obliged to do before they can start); the finder must cry "hark! forward!" then off they go, on the scent. Sometimes so long a time is taken up in finding the starting-point that the hare makes famous headway, and can "double" on his followers—that is, retrace his way for a block or two on the other side of the street (leaving the bits of paper all along, of course), go round a block, or, if they are in the country, he probably How to Get an Appetite. To a man or woman without an appetite "the best market affairs" presents little or no attraction. The sooner such a hapless individual puts the gastric orgasm in a condition to enjoy the edible comforts which a beautiful providence has provided, the more reason there will be to feel grateful for the suggestion. To do this, invigorate the stomach with Hostetter's Stomach Bitterna which will enable that organ to digest properly, and since good digestion is the parent of appetite, give birth to a desire for food at the intervals appointed by nature. With chronic want of appetite are unusually associated nerviness, biliousness and constipation, three evils which are speedily overcome by the Bitterna. All persons of a dyspeptic or billion tendency should use this healthful tonic daily, or at least three or four times a week. A prerequisite of this course will soon insure and confirm a radical change for the better in the condition of the stomach and associate organs. Leef's & Co.'s California Yeast Cakes. Wherever these Yeast Cakes have been used they have given perfect satisfaction. We warrant them to do all that the circular or printed dire-tions claim for them. They received the premium at the last State Fair over all competitors. The grains and vegetables from which these Cakes are made are selected with the greatest care, and being manufactured at Sacramento, we shall always furnish them fresh. From recent discovery in their preparation, Mr. Leef has been enabled to quicken the action of the yeast growth so as very greatly to add to their convenience, and making them a better substitute for the Vienna Yeast than any yet introduced to public favor. They are intended to take the place very largely of Yeast Powders, and at the same time to add to the flavor of all articles in which they are used. Adams, McNell & Co., Sacramento, Cal. Purchasing Agent. Ladies who are desirous of having goods purchased for them in San Francisco can do so by addressing Mrs. W. H. Ashley, who will send samples of goods for their inspection and approval. Would say that I am an experienced dress-maker, and have the advantage of buying at wholesale, and would give my patrons the benefit of same. Goods purchased and sent C. O. D. Send for Circular. Any information in regard to styles cheerfully given. Would add that I have a first-class establishment for Dress-making, and am prepared to execute country orders with dispatch. Address Mrs. W. H. Ashley, 120 Sutter street, Room 51 San Francisco. TESTED BY TIME—For Throat Diseases, Colds, and Coughs, "Brown's Bronchial Troches" have proved their efficacy by a test of many years. FARMERS' GUIDE BOOK TO SUIT RACING CALVERT'S CAMPAIGN SHREW WASH T.W.JACKSON,SAN FRANCISCO C & P.H.TIRMILL & CO., IMPORTERS AND MANUFACTURERS OF BOOTS AND SHOES, NO.419 CLAY WERKEN. Between San Francisco and Battery, SAN FRANCISCO. Manufacturer of Men's Boots, Youth's, and Children's FINE CALF BOOTS. Others selected and promptly filled. All sizes and colors made at the lowest market price. Please examine the goods and prices. San Francisco, May 30, 1877. 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Sometimes so long a time is taken up in finding the starting-point that the hare makes famous headway, and can "double" on his followers—that is, retrace his way for a block or two on the other side of the street (leaving the bits of paper all along, of course), go round a block, or if they are in the country, he probably makes for the woods, goes in some distance, then turns back, perhaps, till he finds some leafy tree, up which he climbs and hides himself till the "hounds" have gone by; anything to put them off the track. When the hare has gone far enough, and wishes to return, especial care must be taken, as if he is seen, the hounds can rush after him, "cross lots," and woe beide him if he is caught! He is no longer champion, but has to give up his badge to the fortunate "catcher," and cannot even be one of the hounds till he has paid a certain forfeit demanded by rule—usually something good to eat. If the hare gets successfully home to the play-ground, the opposite party has to "stand treat;" so you may imagine how hard each strives to win. It is a capital game when really played according to rules, and English boys think the rules half the sport. It has been played for several generations—an old game—not only in England, but wherever English boys have gone, or English games are known. I should not wonder if some of the boy readers of St. Nicholas already know about this game, since so many of their English cousins come to this country. If so, this account must be for those who have not heard of it. In Scotland I think boys enjoy the game fully as much as in England, keep closer to the rules, and welcome each hunting-day as eagerly as the first one of the season. Wednesday and Saturday afternoons are usually chosen for hunts; though sometimes an indulgent teacher will give the whole school an extra half-holiday for a "hunt." Does it seem strange to think of having only a half of Saturday for play? It is almost a universal custom, at least in Scotch country places, to have school on Wednesday and Saturday mornings till noon, giving the rest of those days for a holiday, and boys there seem to like it so. I suppose that is because they have never known any other way. But they get a great deal of enjoyment out of their "halfties" (as they call those holidays), and after school-hours as well, though school does not usually close till four o'clock. That is late, isn't it? But Scotch summer-days hardly seem to have any end. All through June, July and August (on the west coast principally), it is as light at ten o'clock in the evening as it is in our country at seven, so games go on all through the "gloamin'"; tired feet turn gladly homeward, where weared heads seek downy pillows, and bright eyes close in the sound, healthful sleep that comes so quickly to happy childhood... But they get a great deal of enjoyment out of their "halfies" (as they call those holidays), and after school-hours as well, though school does not usually close till four o'clock. That is late, isn't it? But Scotch summer-days hardly seem to have any end. All through June, July and August (on the west coast principally), it is as light at ten o'clock in the evening as it is in our country at seven, so games go on all through the "gloamin'", till tired feet turn gladly homeward, where wearied heads seek downy pillows, and bright eyes close in the sound, healthful sleep that comes so quickly to happy childhood after a long, joyous day spent in the pure, fresh summer air.—Kate Brownlee Horton, in St. Nicholas. Profits of Theatres. The stage, like the pulpit, rarely pays in the business sense. The science of profitable management is yet to be discovered. It is noted that the only London theatres that realize profits for their managers are those which run single pieces or a long time. Hence the tendency there, as in New York, to quit the old practice of changing the play every night or week, and to give attention exclusively to "hits" which may run a hundred or more nights. It will surprise some who imagine the theatrical business to be a very profitable one, to learn that "Drury Lane" has never prospered as a commercial speculation for the last seventy years. The original committee of proprietors found themselves in debt and unable to pay the performers. The theatre was then let to the highest bidder, who happened to be Robert William Eiliston, and he undertook to pay an annual rent of 10,000 guineas, and expend £15,000 in repairs, which hurried him into insolvency long before the expiration of his fourteen years' lease. Captain Polhill, who afterward became the lessee, lost £30,000 in three years; and Alfred Bunn and W.J. Hammond both became bankrupts by the speculation. During the managements of Mr. E.T. Smith and Mr.F.B. Chatterton, the brief pantomime period at Christmas has been alone remunerative, and the other portions of the year, whatever may be played, invariably lead to disastrous losses. It is claimed for Glasgow that it is the greatest Presbyterian city in the world. There are in it 185 Presbyterian churches. Of these, 49 belong to the State Kirk, 70 the Free Church, and 52 to the United Presbyterians. There are in Glasgow only 35 churches of all other denominations. HOW Picture Frames & Chromes. The largest commercial firm of Artifical Machines is Albert DURKEE, 112 Monroe St., Chicago. $1,000 Challenge Ore Feeder! MACHINIST TOOLS, Mining and Saw Mill Machinery. Dealer in all kinds of New and Second-hand ENGINES AND BOILERS, And other Machinery Bought and Sold. J.HENDY, COR. FREMONT AND MISSION ST., San Francisco. DR. L.J.CZAPKAY'S Medical Institute, 200 KEARNY ST., San Francisco. ESTABLISHED IN 1854. FOR THE PERMANENT CURE OF ALL SPECIAL and Chronic Diseases, as also all Female Complaints and Diseases of the Nervous System. The immense destruction of human life annually, from publicity to difficult Diseases, caused this old and reliable Institute to be established in San Philadelphia, Penn., in 1854, as a private Dispensary, in order to afford the afflicted the best Medical and Surgical treatment, for the above and all other affections and complaints. Permanent and quick cure is reasonable charges. Consultations at the Institute or by letter free. Medicines sent by express. Address, L.J.CZAPKAY, M.D., 200 Kearny street San Francisco. MENZO SPRING, Manufacturer of ARTIFICIAL LIMBS Office and address, 9 Geary street, San Francisco. Descriptive circulars, blanks for measurements, with instructions, and price list free on application. N.CURRY & BRO. 113 Sansme Street, San Francisco, Importers and Dealers in every description of Breech and Muzzle-Leading RIFLES, SHOT-GUNS AND PISTOLS PACIFIC ELASTIC TRUSS." $2 TWO DOLLARS WILL BUY THIS NEW INVENTION, which is GUARANTEED SUPEIOR TO ANY Tru-a-sold by the so-called California Elastic Truss Co., or money REFUSED. PACIFIC ELASTIC TRUSS COMPANY, 627 Sacramento street, San Francisco. INTERNATIONAL HOTEL, 204 and 206 Kearney St., San Francisco. H.C.PATHIGER. Two Concord Coaches, with the name of the Hotel on will always be in waiting at the landing to convey passengers to the Hotel free. He sure you get into the right Coach; if you do set, they will charge you. COMMERCIAL HOTEL SAN FRANCISCO. JOHN KELLY JR. FOR M.Y.RAMPS PROPHETOR OF THE BRECHY HOTEL S.A., is connected only with the COMMERCIAL HOTEL on Montgomery Ave., and Kenny st. S.F. The Commercial is a first-class and commuting new hotel with elevators etc., and offers superior facilities at low rates. Free coach and carriage from all points. A call from Summer patrons responsibly levied. A New Deal. SAN FRANCISCO, July 14, 1877. To the Country President of the Pacific Coast: Government-For several months I have been selling pure compressed coffee to the trade through a general agency and jabbing dealers, involving two transatlantic profits before the goods reached the distributing trade. Under ordinary circumstances this plan would have been without serious objection, but where so much competition in the way of adulterated coffee has to be met, I and that much against my institution I shall have to deal directly with the country trade in order to get my superior product into general consumption. By imitating the example of some others, I could easily afford to sell "coffee" at as low prices, as could be named, but my ambition is to build a reputation on purity and excellence alone. My Pure Compressed Coffee is in no sense an extract or preparation from coffee, but simply the best coffee, carefully selected, roasted, ground and compressed after a formula which at once fixes and permanently retains all its exhilarating and refreshing qualities, among which are caffeine, its volatile oils and catechin acids, which lose nearly if not quite all their virtues before they reach the table of the consumer, in any of the old methods of preparing coffee for immediate use. This fact is well understood by experienced coffee men, and to supply the unavoidable deficiencies, chicory, stale bread, rye, certain barks and other foreign substances have been added in the way of adulteration until now the people scarcely know what pure coffee is. And with the belief that dealers and the best class of consumers will welcome and sustain me in my efforts to supply a pure, wholesome and delicious article, I now offer it direct to the retail dealers at $25 cents a pound cash, no charge for cartag. This coffee is an equal mixture of the very best Java and Costa Rica, and is put up in handsome style, under the brand of "MOCHA QUALITY," and those who once use it will call for no other. It is pure, rich, delicious and wholesome, and always secures uniform excellence in the coffee made from it. Send six dollars and fifty cents for a sample box of 20 pounds, and give your customers something for which they will thank you. Address: A. P. ADAMS, Cor. Fremont and Mission St., San Francisco. WAKELEE'S Bath & Sheep! A Cheap and Effective DIP FOR SCAB, AND AHEAD OF ALL COMPETITORS WORLD'S EXHIBITION, 1876. HENRY F. MILLER PIANOS TWO MEDALS AWARDED PHILADELPHIA, 1876. USED IN THE PUBLIC SCHOOLS OF BOSTON AND PROUDDEN. THE BEST HENRY F. MILLER, BOSTON. SEND FOR CATALOGUE. TO WOODWORTH, SCHELL & CO. Sole Agents, MASONIC TEMPLE, No. 19 Post Street, SAN FRANCISCO. Sold on Easy Installments. HAZELTON PIANOS. GRAND, SQUARE AND UPRIGHT. Strictly first-class and fully warranted. PRICES VERY LOW. SOLD ON INSTALLMENTS. Send for Illustrated Catalogue. OHAS. S. EATON, Generl Agent. 138 Montgomery Street, San Francisco. MITCHELL WAGONS, A. W. SANBORN, Agent, 33 Beale St., S. F. A. P. ADAMS, Cor. Fremont and Mission St., San Francisco. WAKELEE'S Bath & Sheep! A CHRAP AND EFFECTIVE DIP FOR SCAB, AND ALL OTHER SHEEP DISSEMBLES. We earnestly recommend all Wool Growers to try it. CHRISTY & WISE, 607 Front; San Francisco. TIME AND STORM ALONE FURNISH THE TRUE TEST FOR AGRICULTURAL MACHINERY. Short-lived patent innovations, manufactured 3,000 miles away, are being offered to the Farmers under every apparent inducement. The ECLIPSE WINDMILL Has been Tested 19 Years; Is used by 4,000 American Farmers; Is made here in California from Spruce Wood; Is fully warranted, or no Sale. Send for Circulars on Pumps and Windmills. CHARLES P. HOAG, 119 Beale St., San Francisco. MERIT WILL WIN. CALIFORNIA YEAST CAKES, M.M. LEEF & CO. BAKERS STOCK YEAST Now fresh on the market, and only goods of the kind MANUFACTURED ON THE COAST. For Light Bread, Light Biscuits, Rusk, Hot Hols, Hot Cakes, Doughnuts; in fact this article cannot be excelled, if used in any capacity where good yeast is required. Manufactured by F. M. LEEF & CO., Sacramento City, Cal. For Sale by Wholesale and Retail Grocers generally. Retail price, per package, 25 cents. Examples sent free by mail. CONCORD Carriages, Buggies, Express Wagons & Harness AT— ABBOT DOWNING CO.'S, 413 and 415 Battery Street, San Francisco. T. S. EASTMAN, Agent. AGENTS WANTED! TO SOLICIT PICTURES FOR— Copying, Enlarging and Retouching. GRAND, SQUARE AND UPRIGHT. Strictly first-class and fully warranted. PRICES VERY LOW. GOLD ON INSTALLMENTS. Send for Illustrated Catalogue. OHAS. S. EATON, Generl Agent. 138 Montgomery Street, San Francisco. MITCHELL WAGONS, A. W. SANBORN, Agent, 33 Beale St., S.F. THE Mitchell Farm, Freight and Spring Wagons all known as the best in the market and will withstand the climate of the Pacific Coast better than any other. Mr. Sanborn also keeps at the same place, imported from his own manufactory at Manchester, N.H., a good assortment of his celebrated THOROUGHBRACE, EXPRESS AND Milk Wagons. Of all sizes. Also, Buggies, Phactoms and Light Carriages of all kinds. THE PAPER WAREHOUSE OF THE PACIFIC COAST. A. D. REMINGTON & CO., Successors to F. M. Spaulding & Co. Nos. 411, 413 and 415 Sansome Street, SAN FRANCISCO, CAL. A. D. REMINGTON, New York. P. M. SPaULDING; F. W. AINSWORTH; San Francisco. All grades of Book, News, Flat, Writing, Poster, Manila and Straw Paper. Card stock of every description. GLOBE WASHBOARDS. NEW ARTICLE. FARM SUPERIOR TO THE OLD STYLE We also have the Common and Regular CALIFORNIA WASHBOARDS! Of Superior Quality and Finish at same price as the inferior article. HUNTINGTON, HOPKINS & CO., MANUFACTURERS' AGENTS. Junction Bush and Market Streets, San Francisco. STAR SPRING BED THE BEST IN USE. EVERYBODY BUYS IT. Send for Circulators to C.D. & E. HINCKLEY, 149 New Montgomery St., S.F. P.N.P.C. No. 167. THOMSON'S PATENT GLOVE-FITTING CORSETS. The Friends of this UNRIVALLED CORSET are now numbered by MILLIONS. Price are much reduced MEDAL RECIEVEN AT CENTENNIAL. Get the Guarantee, and Beware of imitations. AKAUSO FOR THOMSON'S UNBREAKABLE STEELS. The best goods made. See that the name of THOMSON and the Trade Marks Crown are stamped on every Corset Alarm. CONCORD Garriages, Buggles, Express Wagons & Harness ATABBOT DOWNING CO.'S, 413 and 415 Battery Street, San Francisco, T. S. EASTMAN, Agent. AGENTS WANTED! TO SOLICIT PICTURES FOR Copying, Enlarging and Retouching. The best work and highest commissions given on this coast. Address "COPYING," Meaning 71. No. 126 Matter Street, San Francisco. THOMSON'S PATENT GLOVE-FITTING CORSETS. The friends of this UNRIVALLED CONSTITUTE are now nominated by MILLIONS. Prices are much reduced. MEDAL RECEIVER AT CENTENNIAL. Get the Genuine, and Dewar of imitations. ASK ALSO FOR THOMSON'S UNBREAKABLE STEELS. The best goods made. See that the name of THOMSON and the Trade Marka Crowns are stamped on every Corset Island. For NINETY DAYS FROM DATE Elegant Table Silverware Can be served by all compliance with the following conditions: The Present Silver Plating Company, 90 Common Street, Philadelphia, management must be present at the door with a full Double Extra-Plated Silver Spoon, and engineer on much spoon any desired initial. You are required to eat on the following Silverware Spoon and light it in the above Company, with your name and address, and also to mingle with 78 units to pay all charges, including one of supporting baiters (freshwater), honeysuckle (water), and dandelion (flower). Please bring your hands without further rest. Three persons are permitted to be of the best material, and equal to the best Silver-Finish Ware made, on the following letter from the Company will tender: Overs on Ramsay, Barry Plating Co., 76 Chambers St., Philadelphia, Pa. To whom it may Concern—The Sponsors are under this arrangement we warrant that you have heard from them with respect to their written notice, and a detailed time frame than they render them the very best Silver-Plated Ware manufactured. We will honor no order which does not contain the Silverware Co., and we will not honor the Sponsor after ninety days from the date of this paper. NATIONAL SILVER PLATING CO. 76 Chambers St., Philadelphia, SILVERWARE COUPON. On receipt of this Coupon, with 78 units of silver all dresses, include fine cigars, ammunition, grease and honey; we hereby agree to send to any address in our year Code-Standard, double-entry plaid. SILVER SPOONS, and on each Spoon we may demand instant. All changes may be provided by the 21st note no. and the Sponsor will be delivered in destination free of any other charge. Good for minor cuts from date of this paper, after which this Coupon is null and void. NATIONAL SILVER PLATING CO. 76 Chambers St., Philadelphia, Should it be desired, any one of the following articles will be sent in lieu of the Sponsor on premium of the following change. No salt and butter. Salt and butter mixed with cream and sugar. Salt and butter mixed with cream and sugar. Salt and butter mixed with cream and sugar. Salt and butter mixed with cream and sugar. Salt and butter mixed with cream and sugar. Salt and butter mixed with cream and sugar. Salt and butter mixed with cream and sugar. Salt and butter mixed with cream and sugar. IMPORTANT NOTICE. This Letter after being good for only twenty days from date, therefore it is in the interest of all who can import his handle or me to it that they are not detained by means of the expiration of the time specified. All future ordering should be obtained close to the: NATIONAL SILVER PLATING CO. No. 76 Chambers St., Philadelphia, PA.