anaheim-gazette 1877-10-06

Humorous. Lawyers should sleep well. It is im-material on which side they lie. "Corn bread!" said the Irish waiter, "we haven't got it; an isn't it corn bale ye man!" People who fish for compliments do not need long lines. They will get their best bites in shallow water. "The laborer is worthy of his higher," as the fellow remarked when he married a girl a foot and a half taller than himself. Doctor—Now tell me, Colonel, how do you feel when you've killed a man? Colonel—"Oh, very well, doctor, how do you! "What is the interior of Africa principally used for?" asked a teacher of a pupil. "For purposes of exploration," was the reply. "I say," said a rough fellow to a fop with conspicuous bow-legs. "I say, don't you have your pantaloons cut with a circular saw!" The latest remedy for hog cholera East, is lye and soft soap. Our butchers use up all their lie and soft soap on their customers. Pathick, lamenting his late better half, said: "Och, she was a jewel of a wife. She always struck me with the soft end of the mop." An old Scotch woman recommended a preacher who arrived at the kirk wet through to get an once into the pulpit—"Ye'll be dry enough there." "There they go," said a Chicagoan, pointing to a fashionable couple, recently married; "two souls with but a single thought—how to get rid of each other!" "We had short-cake for tea," said a little girl to a neighbor's boy to whom she was talking through the fence. "So did we," he answered—"very short; so short it didn't go round." John," asked the doctor of the apothecary's boy, "did Mrs. Green get the medicine I ordered?" "I guess so," replied John, "for I saw crape on the door-knob this morning." A contemporary asks: "Are skunks liable to go mad?" We can't answer the question, but it is said that a person who too closely interviews one is liable to go very much that way, indeed. Oyster Planting. A man named Horter lived out in Colorado, a few years ago, but, as his health was bad, he was ordered to spend a year or two at the sea-shore. He was born in the far West, and had never seen an oyster in its shell. He bought a cottage at Atlantic City, and went there to live early last spring. A few days after his arrival, he saw a man going by with a cartload of oysters, which Horter mistook for stones. Stones are mighty scarce at Atlantic, and, as Horter wanted some to make borders for his flower-beds, he asked the man what he would take for his load. It struck Horter that the price was high, but he bought the lot, and had them dumped down by his gate. The next day he stink eight hundred of them in the sand in his garden around the beds, and when the Job was done he thought it looked uncommonly handsome. A week afterwards there were three or four warm days, and Horter remarked that the sea breeze smelled very strong; and he told Mrs. Horter that he thought there must be a dead whale lying somewhere down on the beach. The next day the smell became more offensive, and Mrs. Horter said that it was an outrage that the authorities didn't clean up the street and remove the garbage that poisoned the air. On the following day the weather was extremely hot, and the stench became perfectly terrific. Mr. Horter said there must be a dead rat somewhere in the weather boarding, and he got the carpenter to come and remove some of it. But he found nothing, and upon going away, he remarked to Horter that the saner krant they were cooking for dinner was the deadliest saner krant for smell that he had ever encountered in his life. The stench grew stronger all that night, and on the next morning a committee of neighbors waited upon Mr. Horter to say that if he would kill that polecat he would confer a personal favor upon them, and upon the people of the county generally. Then Horter told them how perplexed he was about the matter, and said he would only be too glad to have the cause of the trouble detected. So the committee made a tour of inspection, holding their noses. When they got into the garden they perceived the oysters, all gaping wide open, and evolving an awful smell, absolutely in fumes. The Use of Ice-water If ice-water is too much, what is the proper temperature in different climates? An American bonfire to the canons of men and drinks, sleeps an utter and apparent tion of every known health. The inhalation and Alaska takes provided by the Oxygen temperature, or elastically by his oil lamp, departure from mi Again the Bornean takes the waters of his habitat takes it in any one must drink must swill a liquid recognized as a prize The Creator has made for these two cats so different in tempi their stomachs of one says to the Equimar proper drink," and nothing colder than often been told that water is artificial, process utterly wipe the health. We see and Indians, whose gleaming in your dence of their frie eating and drinking these aborigines bring to their own degree cott, in his Histor Mexico says that in a great state of their luxuries was a drink cooled from the high mo difference between water is so small siidered. The snow-water because how to preserve the same thing India, we are ableieve the torrid livers by cooling from the summer Primitive man "We had short-cake for tea," said a little girl to a neighbor's boy to whom she was talking through the fence. "So did we," he answered—"very short; so short it didn't go round." "John," asked the doctor of the apothecary's boy, "did Mrs. Green get the medicine I ordered?" "I guess so," replied John, "for I saw crape on the door-knob this morning." A contemporary asks: "Are skunks liable to go mad?" We can't answer the question, but it is said that a person who too closely interviews one is liable to go very much that way, indeed. Cossack young women do popping themselves, and when their propositions are rejected their relatives make trouble for the persons who reject. Perhaps our mode is the best. "He is a man after my own heart, pa," said Julia, reverting to Charles Augustus. "Nonsense!" replied old practical, "he is a man after the money your uncle left you." And then all was quiet. Teacher—Define the word "excavate." Scholar—It means to hollow out. Teacher—Construct a sentence in which the word is properly used. Scholar—The baby excavates when it gets hurt. Iowa farmers near large towns have been forced into a system of rotation of crops by the boys. Last year they cultivated watermelons. This year they have principally raised shot-guns. "That's our family tree," said an Arkansas youth, as he pointed to a vigorous hemlock, and added, "A good many of our folks have been hung on that tree for borrerin' horses after dark." "Musing on the infinite, eh?" said a facetious chap to a melancholy looking individual who was walking along the roadside with bowed head and serious countenance. "Well, yes; same thing—thinking of my debts." Surgeon—Your pulse is still very high, my friend. Did you get those leeches all right I sent the day before yesterday? Patient—"Yes, sir, I got 'em right enough. But mightn't I have 'em bled next time, sir?" "Cats are worth a dollar a piece, in Rome," said an old lady, looking up from her newspaper. "I don't wonder," said her husband, grimly; "I'd willingly give a dollar a piece for all the cats in this neighborhood—dead." A stranger arrived in St. Louis, took a look at the city and shot himself. In his pockets were found 35 cents and a stub of a lead pencil, which caused the coroner's jury to return a verdict: "Chicago editor—couldn't stand prosperity." A tourist, in search of natural curiosities, coming to a small stream, looked over his memorandum, and asked a Dutchman near by if "this was Alder creek." "Yaw," was the reply. "Dis was all der creek vas I knows about yust round her." "I want five cents' worth of starch," said a little girl to a grocer's clerk. The clerk, wishing to tease the child, asked: "What do you want five cents' worth of starch for?" "Why, for five cents, of course," she answered, and the clerk concluded to attend to his own business. The stench grew stronger all that night, and on the next morning a committee of neighbors waited upon Mr. Horter to say that if he would kill that polecat he would confer a personal favor upon them, and upon the people of the county generally. Then Horter told them how perplexed he was about the matter, and said he would only be too glad to have the cause of the trouble detected. So the committee made a tour of inspection, holding their noses. When they got into the garden they perceived the oysters, all gaping wide open, and evolving an awful smell, absolutely in fumes. One of the committeemen, grasping the fact that Horter planted these oysters, imagined he was crazy, and suddenly climbed over the fence and went home. The others remained, and asked Horter what on earth he meant by laying those oysters around in the sun in that manner. Oysters!" said Horter. "Oysters! you don't mean to say those are oysters! Well, well! that beats all! I was wondering what made all those stones split even down the middle. I couldn't account for it! And so those are oysters? Why, I thought oysters always came in canns." That afternoon he buried the shell-fish deep in the sand, and the smell ceased. Then he sold out his cottage, and moved to Long Branch. He told Brown, his next-door neighbor, that he knew they were oysters all the time, and he did it for a joke; but he moved because the people seemed to see too awful much fun in it—Phila. Bulletin. Let Every Young Man Take Heed to Himself. In these days of strikes and difficulties between employers and employed, it may be very useful to the young men of the land to be reminded of some elementary principles of business which never change. Most of the young men in this country start out in life poor. They must remain poor to the day of their death, unless they improve their condition by their own exertions. If a man is poor, at the start, certain conditions are requisite to the bettering of his situation, and all the societies and associations in Christendom can never change them. The first is industry. There can be no such thing as prosperity resulting from idleness. Work, and hard work, should be welcome to every young man who has his own future to make. As to wages, let him get the highest he can; at the same time working for whatever he can get, for the time being, cultivating his mind in his leisure hours, and resting assured that with increased intelligence and skill he may safely calculate on an increase of compensation. We began by working for twenty-five dollars a year; and that is the only way we built ourselves up. The next thing for a young man to practice, who wants ever to get ahead in the world, is the most rigid economy, however small his wages may be, always spending less than he makes. Here are two very simple rules, but they are imperative. Every young man who practices them will succeed. He does not, has an unhappy prospect in his life. The stench grew stronger all that night, and on the next morning a committee of neighbors waited upon Mr. Horter to say that if he would kill that polecat he would confer a personal favor upon them, and upon the people of the county generally. Then Horter told them how perplexed he was about the matter, and said he would only be too glad to have the cause of the trouble detected. So the committee made a tour of inspection, holding their noses. When they got into the garden they perceived the oysters, all gaping wide open, and evolving an awful smell, absolutely in fumes. One of the committeemen, grasping the fact that Horter planted these oysters, imagined he was crazy, and suddenly climbed over the fence and went home. The others remained, and asked Horter what on earth he meant by laying those oysters around in the sun in that manner. Oysters!" said Horter. "Oysters! you don't mean to say those are oysters! Well, well! that beats all! I was wondering what made all those stones split even down the middle. I couldn't account for it! And so those are oysters? Why, I thought oysters always came in canns." That afternoon he buried the shell-fish deep in the sand, and the smell ceased. Then he sold out his cottage, and moved to Long Branch. He told Brown, his next-door neighbor, that he knew they were oysters all the time, and he did it for a joke; but he moved because the people seemed to see too awful much fun in it—Phila. Bulletin. Let Every Young Man Take Heed to Himself. In these days of strikes and difficulties between employers and employed, it may be very useful to the young men of the land to be reminded of some elementary principles of business which never change. Most of the young men in this country start out in life poor. They must remain poor to the day of their death, unless they improve their condition by their own exertions. If a man is poor, at the start, certain conditions are requisite to the bettering of his situation,and all the societies and associations in Christendom can never change them. The first is industry. There can be no such thing as prosperity resulting from idleness. Work,and hard work, should be welcome to every young man who has his own future to make.As to wages, let him get the highest he can; at the same time working for whatever he can get, for the time being,cultivating his mind in his leisure hours,and resting assured that with increased intelligence and skill he may safely calculate on an increase of compensation.We began by working for twenty-five dollars a year;and that is the only way we built ourselves up. The next thing for a young man to practice,who wants ever to get ahead in the world,the most rigid economy,however small his wages may be,aways spending less than he makes. 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"Yaw," was the reply. "Diswas all der creek vas I knows about yust round her." "I want five cents' worth of starch," said a little girl to a grocer's clerk. The clerk, wishing to tease the child, asked: "What do you want five cents' worth of starch for?" "Why, for five cents, of course," she answered, and the clerk concluded to attend to his own business. A mother, in commending her daughter to a situation, was asked if she was an early riser. "An early riser?" she exclaimed. "I should think so! Why, she's up in the morning, and has breakfast ready, and makes all the beds, before any one else is up in the house!" First British Subject—"Hi told you so. Wat do them hignorant Hamericans know about governmunt!" Second do.—"Hi've said the same thing. Why, they're destroying their hown property, and the harmy doesn't seem to know anything about it. We should send 'em hour hAlbert; 'e'd be the boy for 'em." An old gentleman, dazed by losses and troubles, was handed a letter by his wife, which he opened and looked at in a distracted manner. "Why, my dear," the wife exclaimed, "you are holding that letter bottom upwards!" to which he replied: "I know! I know! That's so I can read it, with my head upside down, as I'm turned completely topsy-turvy." The Rev. Dr. McCosh, of Princeton College, tells a story of a negro who prayed earnestly that he and his colored brethren might be preserved from their "upsettin' sins." "Brudder," said one of his friends at the close of the meeting, "you ain't got de hang ob dat ar word. It'a besettin', not upsettin'." "Brudder," replied the other, "if dat's so it's so. But I was prayin' de Lord to save us from de ain ob 'nuxication, an' ef dat ainn't an upsettin' sin I dunno what am." A gentleman had been bothered so constantly with tramps and their entreaties for something to eat that he instructed his cook to tell them she had nothing. The other day one of them dropped in and made the usual plea and inquiry. The cook responded promptly, "We have nothing at all." The tramp then courteously asked, "Have you an old basket you could let me have!" The girl replied, "Not What do you want with a basket?" Trump—"Oh, I thought I would run over to the poor house and get you some cold victuals." The Use of Ice-Water. If ice-water is too cold for the stomach, what is the proper temperature for this universal and natural beverage (water)? You say "there is no objection, certainly to the exclusive use of ice-water if taken as the Creator intended it should be." Very true, but the Creator varies the temperature of this beverage in different climates quite as widely as an American ben elegant, who according to the canoes of modern criticism, eats and drinks, sleeps and clothes himself in utter and apparently and studied violation of every known rule of decency and health. The inhabitant of Greenland and Alaska takes nature's beverage as provided by the Creator at an ice-cold temperature, or else he is obliged to heat it by his oil lamp, which is certainly a departure from what nature intended. Again the Bornean Islander, if he drinks the waters of his brooks and rivers of his habitat takes it in a luke-warm condition. The one must drink ice-water, the other must swill a liquid which is universally recognized as a prime emetic. But while the Creator has made the natural beverage for these two classes of human beings so different in temperature, he has made their stomachs of one temperature. Nature says to the Esquimaux, "Ice-water is your proper drink," and to the Bornean, "drink nothing colder than dish-water." We have often been told that a craving for ice-water is artificial, a result of a civilizing process utterly vicious and inimical to the health. We are cited to the negroes and Indians, whose white teeth, forever gleaming in your eyes, are made an evidence of their freedom from excess in eating and drinking. But is it true that these aborigines have no vices indigenous to their own degree of civilization? Prescott, in his History of the Conquest of Mexico says that the Aztec nobles lived in a great state of splendor, and that one of their luxuries during the hot season was a drink cooled by snow brought from the high mountains by slaves. The difference between snow-water and ice-water is so small that it need not be considered. The ancient Mexicans used snow-water because they did not know how to preserve ice. The Peruvians did the same thing, and the inhabitants of India, we are also told, were wont to relieve the torrid heat of their intense summers by cooling draughts of snow-water from the summits of the Himalayas. Primitive man soonest learns to love Hot Burger Proof. The employer in the office of Wills, Fargo & Co., found it impossible to open the McNell & Urban burger proof safe and in that institution last Monday, in consequence of something wrong in the combination, and as their patrons desired their money on deposit in that receptacle, they telegramged to Mr. Dig in this city to proceed with all heats to the Capital and furnish it open. Supplying it to be fire proof and not burglar proof, he took with him only a hammer or gouge and clashed, and did not discover his mistake until he arrived at the Capital. Nothing daunted, however, he commanded to operate with the tool at his command and in 40 minutes he had the door off and the celebrated "burgar proof" open and its contents visible to the crowd who were interested spectators of his work—Portland Standard. Misma Rendered Powerless. The most certain way to render powerless the mismastic vapors which produce chills and fever and other malarious disorders, is to fortify the system against them with that mutiless preventive of periodic fevera, Hoste ter's Stomach Bitters. The remedial operation of the Bitters is no less certain than their preventive effects, and they may be relied upon to overcome cases of fever and ague which resist quinine and the mineral remedies of the pharmaceopia. Dyspepsia, constipation, bilious complaints, rhenmatic alimentals and general debility, likewise rapidly yield to their regulative and tonic influence. They are an incalculable blessing to the weak and nervous of both sexes, an excellent family medicine, and the best safeguard which the traveler or emigrant can take to an healthy climate. Leef's & Co.'s California Yeast Cakes. Wherever these Yeast Cakes have been used, they have given perfect satisfaction. We warrant them to do all that the circular or printed directions claim for them. They received the premium at the last State Fair over all competitors. The grains and vegetables from which these Cakes are made, are selected with the greatest care, and being manufactured at Sacramento, we shall always furnish them fresh. From receipt discovery in their preparation, Mr. Leef has been enabled to quicken the action of the yeast growth so as very greatly to add to their convenience, and making them a better substitute for the Vienna Yeast than any yet introduced to public favor. They are intended to take the place very largely of Yeast Powders, and at the same time to add to the flavor of all articles in which they are used. See advertisement in another place. Purchasing Agent. Ladies who are desirous of having goods purchased for them in San Francisco can do so by addressing Mrs. W. H. Ashley, who will send samples of goods for their inspection and approval. Would say that I am an experienced dress-maker, and have the ad- dition at wholesale, and would Mexico says that the Aztec nobles lived in a great state of splendor, and that one of their luxuries during the hot season was a drink cooled by snow brought from the high mountains by slaves. The difference between snow-water and ice-water is so small that it need not be considered. The ancient Mexicans used snow-water because they did not know how to preserve ice. The Peruvians did the same thing, and the inhabitants of India, we are also told, were wont to relieve the torrid heat of their intense summers by cooling draughts of snow-water from the summit of the Himalayas. Primitive man soonest learns to love luxuries. The Indian of the plains will walk a hundred miles for a cup of strong coffee, which he will gulp down scalding hot with signs of the most extravagant pleasure. He would drink ice-water if he had the intelligence and enterprise to produce it. As it is, he drinks enormous draughts from the mountain stream, whose waters are so cold as to "make the teeth ache." Now, as the Creator furnishes these mountains for the untutored red man, ice-cold water winter and summer, how does it happen that his stomach does not become wholly demoralized and the enamel of his teeth crack and peel off? While ice-water is an undoubted evil indulged in very extensively in Europe as well as in America, the substitute for it is not so clear. Cold water (without ice), as the Creator furnishes it, varies in temperature all the way from the boiling to the freezing point. Two wells in the same town yield water varying from ten to twenty degrees in temperature. If ice-water chills the stomach to a dangerous extent, why is not cold spring-water, such as is common in the Miami valley, objectable only in a less degree? And what relief can people have who drink water having its source in the glacier or snow-capped summit of a neighboring mountain—clear as crystal and as cold as ice? And if people thus situated enjoy good health, long life and fine teeth, may it not be that the habitual ice-water drinker of the cities owes his want of these blessings to other causes?—Cincinnati Commercial. Instinet and Intelligence. In view of all the instances given, I think we may conclude that instinct is not a fixed, immutable, perfect law and guide, but an imperfect, improvable, gradually-acquired method of adjusting actions to the surrounding conditions; and therefore subject to slow perfection through the survival of the fittest variations. Let us now see whether animals possess other mental powers than the instinctive; whether they exhibit any faculty which may properly be called intelligence. No one doubts that most of our domestic animals admit of individual improvement or education, but it may be said that this improvement is due to man's intelligence, not to that of the animals themselves. There is abundant proof, however, that animals are capable of much individual improvement in a state of nature. You can't catch old birds with chaff; and a new trap partakes of the properties of a new broom. Morgan, in his book on "The American Beaver and his Works," Mexico says that the Aztec nobles lived in a great state of splendor, and that one of their luxuries during the hot season was a drink cooled by snow brought from the high mountains by slaves. The difference between snow-water and ice-water is so small that it need not be considered. The ancient Mexicans used snow-water because they did not know how to preserve ice. The Peruvians did the same thing, and the inhabitants of India, we are also told, were wont to relieve the torrid heat of their intense summers by cooling draughts of snow-water from the summit of the Himalayas. Primitive man soonest learns to love luxuries. The Indian of the plains will walk a hundred miles for a cup of strong coffee, which he will gulp down scalding hot with signs of the most extravagant pleasure. He would drink ice-water if he had the intelligence and enterprise to produce it. As it is, he drinks enormous draughts from the mountain stream, whose waters are so cold as to "make the teeth ache." Now, as the Creator furnishes these mountains for the untutored red man, ice-cold water winter and summer, how does it happen that his stomach does not become wholly demoralized and the enamel of his teeth crack and peel off? While ice-water is an undoubted evil indulged in very extensively in Europe as well as in America, the substitute for it is not so clear. Cold water (without ice), as the Creator furnishes it, varies in temperature all the way from the boiling to the freezing point. Two wells in the same town yield water varying from ten to twenty degrees in temperature. If ice-water chills the stomach to a dangerous extent, why is not cold spring-water, such as is common in the Miami valley, objectable only in a less degree? And what relief can people have who drink water having its source in the glacier or snow-capped summit of a neighboring mountain—clear as crystal and as cold as ice? And if people thus situated enjoy good health, long life and fine teeth, may it not be that the habitual ice-water drinker of the cities owes his want of these blessings to other causes?—Cincinnati Commercial. Instinet and Intelligence. In view of all the instances given, I think we may conclude that instinct is not a fixed, immutable, perfect law and guide, but an imperfect, improvable, gradually-acquired method of adjusting actions to the surrounding conditions; and therefore subject to slow perfection through the survival of the fittest variations. Let us now see whether animals possess other mental powers than the instinctive; whether they exhibit any faculty which may properly be called intelligence. No one doubts that most of our domestic animals admit of individual improvement or education, but it may be said that this improvement is due to man's intelligence, not to that of the animals themselves. There is abundant proof, however, that animals are capable of much individual improvement in a state of nature. You can't catch old birds with chaff; and a new trap partakes of the properties of a new broom. Morgan, in his book on "The American Beaver and his Works," Mexico says that the Aztec nobles lived in a great state of splendor, and that one of their luxuries during the hot season was a drink cooled by snow brought from the high mountains by slaves. The difference between snow-water and ice-water is so small that it need not be considered. The ancient Mexicans used snow-water because they did not know how to preserve ice. The Peruvians did the same thing, and the inhabitants of India, we are also told, were wont to relieve the torrid heat of their intense summers by cooling draughts of snow-water from the summit of the Himalayas. Primitive man soonest learns to love luxuries. The Indian of the plains will walk a hundred miles for a cup of strong coffee, which he will gulp down scalding hot with signs of the most extravagant pleasure. He would drink ice-water if he had the intelligence and enterprise to produce it. As it is, he drinks enormous draughts from the mountain stream, whose waters are so cold as to "make the teeth ache." Now, as the Creator furnishes these mountains for the untutored red man, ice-cold water winter and summer, how does it happen that his stomach does not become wholly demoralized and the enamel of his teeth crack and peel off? While ice-water is an undoubted evil indulged in very extensively in Europe as well as in America, the substitute for it is not so clear. Cold water (without ice), as the Creator furnishes it, varies in temperature all the way from the boiling to the freezing point. Two wells in the same town yield water varying from ten to twenty degrees in temperature. If ice-water chills the stomach to a dangerous extent, why is not cold spring-water, such as is common in the Miami valley, objectable only in a less degree? And what relief can people have who drink water having its source in the glacier or snow-capped summit of a neighboring mountain—clear as crystal and as cold as ice? And if people thus situated enjoy good health, long life and fine teeth, may it not be that the habitual ice-water drinker of the cities owes his want of these blessings to other causes?—Cincinnati Commercial. Instinet and Intelligence. In view of all the instances given, I think we may conclude that instinct is not a fixed, immutable, perfect law and guide, but an imperfect, improvable, gradually-acquired method of adjusting actions to the surrounding conditions; and therefore subject to slow perfection through the survival of the fittest variations. Let us now see whether animals possess other mental powers than the instinctive; whether they exhibit any faculty which may properly be called intelligence. No one doubts that most of our domestic animals admit of individual improvement or education, but it may be said that this improvement is due to man's intelligence, not to that of the animals themselves. There is abundant proof, however, that animals are capable of much individual improvement in a state of nature. You can't catch old birds with chaff; and a new trap partakes of the properties of a new broom. Morgan, in his book on "The American Beaver and his Works," Mexico says that the Aztec nobles lived in a great state of splendor, and that one of their luxuries during the hot season was a drink cooled by snow brought from the high mountains by slaves. The difference between snow-water and ice-water is so small that it need not be considered. The ancient Mexicans used snow-water because they did not know how to preserve ice. The Peruvians did the same thing, and the inhabitants of India, we are also told, were wont to relieve the torrid heat of their intense summers by cooling draughts of snow-water from the summit of the Himalayas. Primitive man soonest learns to love luxuries. The Indian of the plains will walk a hundred miles for a cup of strong coffee, which he will gulp down scalding hot with signs of the most extravagant pleasure. He would drink ice-water if he had the intelligence and enterprise to produce it. As it is, he drinks enormous draughts from the mountain stream, whose waters are so cold as to "make the teeth ache." Now, as the Creator furnishes these mountains for the untutored red man, ice-cold water winter and summer, how does it happen that his stomach does not become wholly demoralized and the enamel of his teeth crack and peel off? While ice-water is an undoubted evil indulged in very extensively in Europe as well as in America, the substitute for it is not so clear. Cold water (without ice), as the Creator furnishes it, varies in temperature all the way from the boiling to the freezing point. Two wells in the same town yield water varying from ten to twenty degrees in temperature. If冰水 chills the stomach to a dangerous extent, why is not cold spring-water, such as is common in the Miami valley, objectable only in a less degree? And what relief can people have who drink water having its source in the glacier or snow-capped summit of a neighboring mountain—clear as crystal and as cold as ice? And if people thus situated enjoy good health, long life and fine teeth, may it not be that the habitual ice-water drinker of the cities owes his want of these blessings to other causes?—Cincinnati Commercial. Instinet and Intelligence. In view of all the instances given, I think we may conclude that instinct is not a fixed, immutable, perfect law and guide, but an imperfect, improvable, gradually-acquired method of adjusting actions tothe surrounding conditions; and therefore subject to slow perfection through the survival ofthe fittest variations. Let us now see whether animals possess other mental powers thanthe instinctive; whether they exhibit any faculty which may properly be called intelligence. 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French politics are bubbling. IMPORTANT TO EVERYBODY! The following is a partial list of the Goods sold by BAKER & HAMILTON, SAN FRANCISCO AND SACRAMENTO. INDEX FROM THEIR CATALOGUE OF 1877. Adgers ... 24 Artiles ... 106 Angels ... 31 Ammas, Post ... 115 Awls, Serfath ... 142 Axes ... 79 Axles, Wagons ... 186 Balls, Ox ... 128 Barba, Pence ... 144 Beaters, Bags ... 55 Bellows ... 127 Bells, Dunnh ... 119 Belting ... 121 Bevels ... 121 Bevels, Anger ... 39 Blocks, Tackle ... 136 Bolts ... 74 Borax ... 102 Borax, Bung ... 141 Boring Machines ... 189 Bow, Ox ... 128 Browsers ... 38 Brakes, Chengys ... 19 Brakes, Wagon ... 110 Brushes ... 115 Brushes, Flare ... 101 Backets, Well ... 142 Butter Bowls ... 94 Butts ... 94 Butts, Blind ... 94 Butts, Barkers ... 96 Cards ... 111 Carpet Stretchers ... 122 Clash Carriers ... 122 Chain, Coll ... 142 Chisels, Box ... 142 Chisels, Cold ... 19 Chappers, Meat ... 61 Clamp, Saw ... 126 Cleivices ... 126 Cloth Wire ... 108 Coal, Cumb... 108 Cock's, Gauge ... 144 Collars, Dog ... 144 Cordages ... 109 Companies, Hose ... 68 Canals, Grain ... 51 Cultivators ... 51 Cups, Oil ... 84 Carry Combs ... 110, 111 Cutters, Bolt ... 31 Cutters, Hay ... 24, 38 Cutters, Sausage ... 88 Cutters, Tobacco ... 144 Cutters, Vegetable ... 48 Derrick ... 14 Dinners, Posthole ... 118 Drawers, Money ... 106 Drills, Blacksmith...81, Drills, Grains...59, Drills, Hatchet...83 Engines ... 15 to 21 Ecavators, Price's...63 Expanders, Tube...63 Fannots ... 144 Feederers Jackson...13, 187, Fellows Webs...83 Important to Everybody! The following is a partial list of the Goods sold by BAKER & HAMILTON, SAN FRANCISCO AND SACRAMENTO. PAGE: Forks, Charcoal...20 Porks, Horse...M, Porks, Strawberry...141 Porks, Strawberry...Pine PAGE: Gauges, Steam...84, Gauges, Water...84, Glimeters...M, Gauges, Cotton...140 Gauges, Gauge...94, Glimeters, Level...128 Glimeters, Level...M PAGE: Hammers...123 Handles...66, Handles, Ax and Pink...142 Handles, Anger...84 Hangers, Barn Door...100 Harrows...86 Hamps and Hinges...M, Hamps and Staples...M, Hatchets...M PAGE: Hings...69 Hings, Gate...95 Hings, Grub...69 Hoses, Home...69 Hooks, Beit...123 Hooks, Bush...95 Hooks, Clothes Line...M, Hooks, Graa...95 PAGE: Hooks, Potatoe...M, Hose...78 PAGE: Krans, Curling...143 Irons, Pinching Hair...143 Irons, Cooking...98 Irons, Sadl..M, Irons, Mrs. Potts. .. M PAGE: Jack's, Threater...JACK'S, Jack's, Screwrs. .. JACK'S, PAGE: Keys, Ox Bow...144 Keys, Spring. .. KEYS, Keys, Butcher. .. KEYS, PAGE: Knives, Cheese. .. KNIVES, PAGE: Knives, Cheese. .. KNIVES, PAGE: Knives, Drawling. .. KNIVES, PAGE: Knives, Mining. .. KNIVES, PAGE: Knives, Mower. .. KNIVES, PAGE: Knives, Pocket. .. KNIVES, PAGE: Knives, Pruning. .. KNIVES, PAGE: Shooting. .. KNIVES, PAGE: Reapers. .. REAPERS, PAGE: Ringers. .. RINGERS, PAGE: Rings, Bull. .. RINGS, PAGE: Rivers and Burrow. .. RIVERS, PAGE: Washers. .. WASHERS, PAGE: Washers, Rubber. .. WASHERS, PAGE: Washing Machine. .. WASHING, PAGE: Waste Cotton. .. WASTE,COTTON, PAGE: Lubricators. .. LUBRICATORS, PAGE: Mallets. .. Mallets, Man rels. Saw. .. MANRELS, Matlocks. .. MATLOCKS, Mills. Closer. .. MILLS,CLOSE, Mills. Griffe. .. MILLS,GRIFFE, Scops. .. SCOPPS, Scrapers. Box. .. SCRAPS,BOX, Scraps. Road. .. SCRAPS,Road, Screws. .. SCREWS,BROAD, Screws. Bench. .. SCREWS,BENCH, Screws. Bench. .. SCREWS,BENCH, Screws. Bench. .. SCREWS,BENCH, Screws. Bench. .. SCREWS,BENCH, Screws. Bench. .. SCREWS,BENCH, Screws. Bench. .. SCREWS,BENCH, Screws. Bench. .. SCREWS,BENCH, Screws. 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Bullion, Greenbacks, Coins of all Drafts, Foreign Exchange and sold. Bank connections in all parts of the best facilities for making collecting and financial business. Bullion, Exchange or Bond, mine for keeping Bullion, Silverable Packages, Bovesis, Stocks &c. Annual notification of general business, our work from 9 A.M. to 5 P.M. every business day. Send for Catalogue and Reduced Prices. BAKER & HAMILTON, 9 to 15 J STREET, SACRAMENTO. MANUFACTORY Sweepsink Plow Co., SAN LEANDRO, Cal. EASTERN OPERATE: 88 Wall Street, NEW YORK. 7 to 19 FRONT ST. SAN FRANCISCO. San Francisco, May 30, 1874. We, the undersigned Wholesale Grocers, take pleasure in remarking the increased demand for Bowen's Premium Yeast Powder, and of testifying to the general satisfaction given by this brand: Wellman, Peok & Co., Root & Sanderson, Ledden, Whipple & Co., Haas Bros., Taber, Harker & Co., J. M. Pike & Co., J. A. Folger & Co., Newton Bros. & Co., Castle Bros., Thomas Jennings, S. Foster & Co. Mebuls & Co., Booth & Co., Milliken Bros., Sacramento. Allen & Lewis, Portland DR. L.J.CZAPKAY'S Medical Institute, 209 KEARNY ST., San Francisco. FOR THE PERMANENT CURE OF ALL SPECIAL and Caronie Diseases, as also All Female Complaints and Diseases of the General System. The immense description of human life annually from Chrysalid and Difficult Diseases, caused this old and reliable institute to be established first in Philadelphia, Penn., in 1850, and afterwards in San Francisco, Cal., in 1854, as a private Dispensary in order to afford the afflicted the In Medical and Surgical treatment, for the share and all other fractions and complications. Permanent and quick cures at reasonable charges. Consultations at the Institute or by letter free. Medicines sent by express. Address: L.J.CZAPKAY, M.D. 209 Kearny street San Francisco. WHITTAKER'S CELEBRATED SUGAR CURED HAMS Water, Water, OR GAS PIPE THE CHEAPEST. THE BEST. The only common sense Pipe. Easily Laid. Stand any Pressure. Easily tapped with an ordinary auger Send for Circulators and information to AMERICAN PIPE CO., 82 California St., San Francisco. THE "NEW" AMERICAN Sewing Machine. Three-quarters less friction than any other Machine. IT BEATS THEM ALL! Self-Threading Shuttle! Self-Threading Needle! Lightest Running! Silliest Running! Simplest! This Machine is fast becoming known as the BEST IN THE WORLD! SEE IT! TRY IT! BUY IT! Warranted to Give Entire Satisfaction. American Sewing Machine Co. G.R.WOOD.Manager, 124 FIFTH STREET.... SAN FRANCISCO Good Agents Wanted in all unsecured Territory. MERIT WILL WIN. CALIFORNIA YEAST CAKES, COLUMBIA EAST WHITTAKER'S CELEBRATED SUGAR-CURED HAMS Each Ham has our trade mark branded in on the same side. Ask your Grocer for them, and have none other palmed off on you. They only cost the consumer about a cent per pound over competing brands. THE PAPER WAREHOUSE OF THE PAOIFIO COAST. A. D. REMINGTON & CO., Successors to P. M. Spaulding & Co. Nos. 411, 413 and 415 Sansome Street, SAN FRANCISCO, CAL. A. D. REMINGTON, New York. F. M. SPAULDING) Managers, F. W. AINSWORTH) San Francisco. All grades of Book, News, Plat, Writing, Poster, Manila and Straw Paper. Card Stock of every description. SEE HERE! A New Machine just made it far weeds all others in the Market. No Patent! No Monopoly! No Might Prices! Burn light, easy and fast. It is large, heavy, strong and durable, and worthy of investigation. It will see from the thickest to the thinnest, and use the coarsest to the finest thread or silk. If you are in want of a Marine, it will you to examine it before purchasing anywhere. It will be on exhibition at the Blue Valley in San Francisco, and for sale by JOHNSON, CLARK & CO., 678 Mission St., San Francisco. X.B.-Agents Wanted in every town. P.N.P.C. NO.165. AGENTS WANTED! TO SOLICIT PICTURES Copying, Enlarging and Retouching. The best work and highest commissions given on this coast. Address "COPYINES." Room 21. No. The master street, San Francisco. BEST IN THE WORLD! SEE IT! TRY IT! BUY IT! Warranted to Give Entire Satisfaction. American Sewing Machine Co. G. R. WOOD, Manager, 124 FIFTH STREET, SAN FRANCISCO Good Agents Wanted in all unoccupied Territory. MERIT WILL WIN. CALIFORNIA YEAST CAKES, BAKERS STOCK EAST Now fresh on the market, and only goods of the kind manufactured on this land. For Light Bread, Light Blancuta, Hank, Hot Rolls, Hot Cakes, Doughnut; in fact this article cannot be enclosed, if used in any capacity where good yeast is required. For Sale by Wholesale and Retail Grocers merely. Retail price, per package, 25 cents. Examples sent free by mail. CONCORD Carriages, Buggies, Express Wagons & Harness AT ABOT DOWNING CO.B. 413 and 415 Battery Street, San Francisco. T.S.EASTMAN, Agent. THOMSON'S PATENT GLOVE-FITTING CORSETS. The friends of this UNRIVALLED CORSET NUMBERED BY MILLIONS. Prices remain much reduced at Centennial. Get the Garniture and features of imitations. And more THOMSON'S UNRIVALABLE CORSETS. The best given snails. See the name of THOMSON and the trade Marks Garnets are stamped on many Great Stands.