anaheim-gazette 1876-12-02

Detroit Currency. You will receive due notice of Tweed's arrival. GEN. Dix is falling fast. He now has to sit before a looking-glass to get his boots on straight. JOHN BULL and Sitting Bull are both protesting just now. One wants peace and the other wants rations. You can stand on any corner in San Francisco and see at least one man who has in his day been worth half a million dollars. There isn't going to be any war in Europe. Those druggists who suddenly rushed up the price of paregoric can now rush it down again. THE ST. LOUIS Globe-Democrat thinks that the epitaph of a dead Cannibal should be: "Write me down as one who loved his fellow men." COLORADO has only one daily paper, and the owner of that paper says she won't have any after election. He is going into the honey business. SCRIBNER'S Magazine says that Mark Twain does most of his writing in a barn. The baneful hum of the horse-fly is what quickens his pulses. "I suppose our minister preaches well," replied a Michigan lady, "but I'm so busy looking at the fashions that I really never hear anything he says." When an old hotel cook died in Detroit the other day the reporters stood around with uncovered heads and solemnly said: "Peace be to his hashes." Just as hardware men made a reduction of ten per cent, in the price of lawn sprinklers, along comes twenty-three hours of continuous rain to go five per cent. better. Look out for war! The Philadelphia Chronicle thus insults the Queen: "The British lion would get up and mash things, but unfortunately he is unable to get his tail out from between his legs—he has carried it there so long." SCENE in a New York Police Court—Judge—"Prisoner, I find you guilty of intoxication in the public streets. The punishment is ten dollars or ten days. Which will you take?" Prisoner—"I will take the ten dollars, your honor."—Rowell's Reporter. An Indiana stump-speaker boldly announced the other day that "the country is drifting into arries."—Exchange In A Battle in Africa. HOW AN AMERICAN COLONEL WITH TWO OR THREE ASSISTANTS ROUTED FIVE HUNDRED SAVAGES. Recently Col. Long, an American officer, lately in the service of the Khedive of Egypt, delivered a lecture in Baltimore on his experiences in the Nile country. The following is from the Baltimore American: On the 21st of March, 1874, the Colonel took his departure from Soudan, the objective point being Gondokoro, the prospective seat of the government which the Khedive desired to establish. The journey to Khartoun consumed 20 days, and from thence 1,500 miles to Gondokoro. Ten days of steamboat journeying were on the waters of the White Nile through vegetation that threatened to bar the way, and on each side were fested marshes, rank with poisonous odors, upon whose treacherous surface wander great troops of elephants and buffalo. On the arrival of the expedition at Gondokoro, 5,500 miles from Cairo, the party separated, the chief and the greater part of the men returning to Cairo, leaving Colonel Long with two soldiers and the servants to penetrate the wilderness to Lake Victoria Nyanza. The first 600 miles of the route must be traveled on horses, through a bog and a jungle so nearly impenetrable that the travelers were forced to cut their way through step by step. On the 20th of June the explorers arrived at the palace of King M.Tae, of Ugandi, and were received with hospitality, and the worthy potentate, to show his appreciation of his guests, caused thirty slaves to be sacrificed in their honor. After this horrible welcome, the King extended the courtesy of an escort around Lake Victoria, and made numerous presents to the "White Prince," as the Colonel was called, and the party took their departure. Shortly after leaving their hosts they encountered a band of hostile savages, sent by Keba Rega to intercept and massacre the explorers. The story of the battle that ensued is best told in the Colonel's own words: "The morning of the 17th of August dawned, and a grateful sun, though fiery hot, awoke us from a fatigued slumber. Hastily swallowing our relics of the repast of the night before we embarked ourselves in our two boats, the openings of which we had stopped with weeds and rags. At 10 o'clock we left the shore, The Indian They have a keen sense of lion once, when a friend standing too near a chieftain having a squaw whose heads were silver century, threw their necks, and drawing us compelled us to join in much to the hilarity of all objects of study—the greatest, from the pretty young girls of seventeen old hags who have been on the battledeld after the wounded. Much righteous indignation expressed by American garder to the servile labored of the women and tribes, and this criticism petted from a people pampering their women; the absurd etiquette which a gentleman must offer fog a lady, if it be but an end is now resulting in an人的 rights." But these Indian girls set I have ever seen, and bept from being hewier carriers of water, the men hunting and fighting. Once both modest and bight stand and gaze into your quarter of an hour at once ventured to hint to her ways were most wicked was so overcome to hid her face in her robe be comforted. The manner of love them is very strange. With Cupid's dart they about wearing their blades manner as to cover up except the eyes, and have jeet of their affection, hind her quickly, throw her head also, and hold around the waist, compose the soft accents of low popular belle, they will themselves in a line at wigwam, and when she her from one to the other disburdens her surcharge have been known to keep all day long. Lastly, the language Look out for war! The Philadelphia Chronicle thus insults the Queen: "The British lion would get up and mash things, but unfortunately he is unable to get his tail out from between his legs—he has carried it there so long." Scene in a New York Police Court—Judge—"Prisoner, I find you guilty of intoxication in the public streets. The punishment is ten dollars or ten days. Which will you take?" Prisoner—"I will take the ten dollars, your honor."—Rosell's Reporter. An Indiana stump-speaker boldly announced the other day that "the country is drifting into arnica."—[Exchange. In that case it will soon be in order to have the camp-phires lighted.—[Globe-Democrat. Seems as if that speaker had taken his alcohol in advance. Dr. Channing was walking on the bench at Newport with a lady. "When I look," she said, "at the sweep of the ocean and its power, and think of the infinite range beyond, I feel myself so small as to be all insignificant. Do not you!" "My dear friend," said he, "when I look at the infinite ocean I do not think of myself at all."—N. Y. Telegram. There Might Have Been.—A man in want of a load of wood visited one of the markets to make a choice. Finding a load that suited, he asked the owner if there was a cord on the wagon. "I think there is," was the reply. "Do you know that there is?" "My son William loaded it up, and he said there was a cord." "Well, what do you say?" asked the citizen. "And my other son, John, helped William load it up, and he said there was a cord." "Do you say so?" "And my neighbor came along, and he said there was a cord." "I don't believe there is." "And my wife stood at the gate as I came away, and she said there was a cord," continued the farmer. "The may be three-quarters," said the citizen. "And as I came through the toll-gate the keeper said he'd eat it if there wasn't a cord and a half." "He did?" "And the policeman stopped me, and wanted to know how much I asked for that cord and three-quarters of beautiful wood." The citizen took it before the load could swell any more. Two Ways of Doing A Thing.—A Frenchman, while at Naples, was introduced at an assembly of one of the first ladies by a Neapolitan nobleman. While he was there his gold snuff-box was stolen from him. Soon after, being at another house, he saw a person taking snuff out of his box. He turned to his friend: "There," said he, "that man in blue, with gold embroidery, is taking snuff out of my box, stolen yesterday. Do you know him? Is he not a professional sharper?" "Take care," said the other, "that man is of the first quality." "I do not care for his quality," replied the Frenchman. "I must have my box again. I'll go and ask him for it." The morning of the 17th of August dawned, and a grateful sun, though fiery hot, awoke us from a fatigued slumber. Hastily swallowing our relics of the repast of the night before we embarked ourselves in our two boats, the openings of which we had stopped with weeds and rags. At 10 o'clock we left the shore, and about midday attempted to gain the opposite shore, from which Mrooli were plainly to be seen. Shots were fired in the air to announce our arrival, as agreed upon. There was no reply. Evidently Selim had not arrived. At the sametime, to my horror and surprise, I espied, hid in the thick mass of papyrus that lines the shore, the sinister faces of armed men, whose well filled boats were bristling with lances, who now with wild yells and the beating of the nogarrah or war dance, deployed into the stream. It meant war. "A hurried word of caution and command to every man caused the boats to drift down with the current, and tied quickly together for steadiness and security. The iron cases, ten in number, were quickly placed in barricade, and our fortunately good stock of cartridges arrayed in convenient place for action. The two Snyders of my men and my Reilly elephant, with explosive shell and three revolvers, though splendid arms, seemed yet but idle weapons against at least five hundred savages, who, confident, now advanced to the attack in attempting to surround me. These were the men of Keba Rega, King of Unyoro, the same who in June of 1872 attacked and defeated Sir Samuel Baker at Masindi. "The Mtongoli, or chief, who spoke a little broken Arabic, announced to me that he had been sent by Keba Rega to kill me; that they had watched my coming for days, adding that 'It is useless for you to resist; the fishes will eat you at sundown.' With shouts of defiance they renewed their war song, amid a horrid din of drums and horns, their hideous faces illuminated with savage, devilish glee at the prospect of blood and murder. Abd El Rahmon, no longer able to restrain his excitement, threw up his rifle to shoot. When throwing off the horror of our position, which seemed to paralyze further effort, I cried. 'If you shoot I'll kill you,' his arm fell immediately in obedience. Raising my elephant gun several times only to receive the insulting jeers of the defiant Mtongoli chief, I planted finally in his breast an explosive ball, that bursting there, seemed to let out his life blood. All at once and dripping in gore, he fell over on his comrades, and in doing so capsized them all in the stream. Resting our guns upon the barricade of cases our firing was quick and accurate. Crowding together or capsized in one struggling mass in the deep river, that here was about 1,000 yards wide, but few of their spears could reach us, while they became an easy target to our shots that tore into their boats, or bursting in their naked bodies carried consternation and terror, where only a moment before a hellish desire for massacre animated merous presents to the "White Prince," as the Colonel was called, and the party took their departure. Shortly after leaving their hosts they encountered a band of hostile savages, sent by Keba Rega to intercept and massacre the explorers. The story of the battle that ensued is best told in the Colonel's own words: "The morning of the 17th of August dawned, and a grateful sun, though fiery hot, awoke us from a fatigued slumber. Hastily swallowing our relics of the repast of the night before we embarked ourselves in our two boats, the openings of which we had stopped with weeds and rags. At 10 o'clock we left the shore, and about midday attempted to gain the opposite shore, from which Mrooli were plainly to be seen. Shots were fired in the air to announce our arrival, as agreed upon. There was no reply. Evidently Selim had not arrived. At the sametime, to my horror and surprise, I espied, hid in the thick mass of papyrus that lines the shore, the sinister faces of armed men, whose well filled boats were bristling with lances, who now with wild yells and the beating of the nogarrah or war dance, deployed into the stream. It meant war. "A hurried word of caution and command to every man caused the boats to drift down with the current, and tied quickly together for steadiness and security. The iron cases, ten in number, were quickly placed in barricade, and our fortunately good stock of cartridges arrayed in convenient place for action. The two Snyders of my men and my Reilly elephant, with explosive shell and three revolvers, though splendid arms, seemed yet but idle weapons against at least five hundred savages, who，confident，now advanced to the attack in attempting to surround me. These were the men of Keba Rega，King of Unyoro，the same who in June of 1872 attacked and defeated Sir Samuel Baker at Masindi. "The Mtongoli，or chief，who spoke a little broken Arabic，announced to me that he had been sent by Keba Rega to kill me; that they had watched my coming for days，adding that 'It is useless for you to resist；the fishes will eat you at sundown.' With shouts of defiance they renewed their war song，amid a horrid din of drums and horns，their hideous faces illuminated with savage，devilish glee at the prospect of blood and murder. Abd El Rahmon，no longer able to restrain his excitement，threw up his rifle to shoot. When throwing off the horror of our position，which seemed to paralyze further effort，I cried. 'If you shoot I'll kill you,' his arm fell immediately in obedience. Raising my elephant gun several times only to receive the insulting jeers of the defiant Mtongoli chief，I planted finally in his breast an explosive ball，that bursting there，seemed to let out his life blood. All at once and dripping in gore，he fell over on his comrades，and in doing so capsized them all in the stream. Resting our guns upon the barricade of cases our firing was quick and accurate. 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While he was there his gold snuff-box was stolen from him. Soon after, being at another house, he saw a person taking snuff out of his box. He turned to his friend: "There," said he, "that man in blue, with gold embroidery, is taking snuff out of my box, stolen yesterday. Do you know him? Is he not a professional sharper?" "Take care," said the other, "that man is of the first quality." "I do not care for his quality," replied the Frenchman. "I must have my box again. I'll go and ask him for it." "Pray be quiet," said his friend, "and let me get it back for you." Upon this assurance the Frenchman went away, after inviting his friend to dine with him next day. He came next day, and as he entered, exclaimed: "There, I have brought your snuff-box." "Well, how did you obtain it?" "Why," said the Neapolitan nobleman; "I did not like to make a noise about it, so I picked his pocket." A NEW CANDIDATE—At the calm, quiet hour of midnight, the other night, some one halted in front of a house on Indiana street, occupied by an aged colored man, and, heaving a brick-bat against the door, shouted: "Hurrah fr blazes!" The old man came down to market yesterday, and when he met an acquaintance he inquired: "What ticket is dat Mr. Blazes on?" After he had told his story and been posed as to the candidates, he remarked: "Well, I doant have much to do wid politics, an' of course I didn't know. When de faller yelled out so mighty big, and when de brick hit de doah so pow'ful, I made up my mind dat de new candidate was gwine to carry de county by ten million majority."—Detroit Free Press. THE INDIANA SUPREME COURT has made a decision important to lovers. It has decided that if a promise of marriage is by its terms not to be fulfilled within a year, it is void, unless it is written, and signed by the contracting parties. Long courtships are proverbially dangerous, and doubtless the court is right to set a limit to them. Hereafter Indiana ladies will probably insist that all promises of marriage which overrun a year shall be made in black and white. — Portland Transcript. LOVE can excuse anything except meanness; but meanness kills love, and cripples even natural affection. I planted finally in his breast an explosive ball, that bursting there, seemed to let out his life blood. All at once and dripping in gore, he fell over on his comrades, and in doing so capsized them all in the stream. Resting our guns upon the barricade of cases our firing was quick and accurate. Crowding together or capsize in one struggling mass in the deep river, that here was about 1,000 yards wide, but few of their spears could reach us, while they became an easy target to our shots that tore into their boats, or bursting in their naked bodies carried consternation and terror, where only a moment before a hellish desire for massacre animated them in their flendish glee. "Unperceived by me and protected by a detached island of papyrus that floated by, a savage had endeavored to close with us. My servant Adam saw his deadly lance raised close to my head, as enveloped in smoke I was directing my fire elsewhere, seized one of the revolvers placed for close action, and firing, I received the shot in my face, and fell senseless and bleeding behind the case that had served me as a rest and barrier. Although an ugly wound, I soon regained consciousness, and in the course of two hours the greater part of the savages had reached the shore, following us until sundown. We learned afterward through Keba Rega himself, who sent straws to denote the number of his loss, that 84 had been either drowned or killed, including two of his greatest sheiks." HUMAN LIFE—Having searched into all kinds of science, we discover the folly of neglecting those things which concern human life and involving ourselves in numerous other difficulties about questions that are but mere notions; we should confine ourselves to nature and reason. Fancies beyond the reach of the understanding, and which have yet been made the objects of belief—these have been the source of all the disputes, errors, and superstitions that have prevailed in the world; such notional mysteries cannot be made subservient to the right uses of humanity. WEALTHY HERBREWS—Scattered about the earth there are supposed to be 10,-000,000 or 11,000,000 of Jews alive. Thousands of these people are rich, some of them own colossal fortunes. Rothchild could buy up the fee simple of Palcatine. Goldsmith might rebuild the temple of Herod. Monetflore had money enough to cast a golden statue of King Solomon. But of these wealthy Hebrews not one is willing to go back. The Indian Girl. They have a keen sense of the ridiculous, and somewhat of humor. I recollect once, when a friend and myself were standing too near a circle where they were having a squaw dance, two hags whose heads were silvered by well sigh a century, threw their arms around our neck, and drawing us into the circle, compelled us to join in their gyrations, much to the hilarity of the rest. But of all objects of study the women are the greatest, from the prettiest, good-natured young girls of seventeen, to the toothless old hags who have been known to come on the battlefield after the fight to kill the wounded. Much righteous indignation has been expressed by American writers with regard to the servile labor which is required of the women among the Indian tribes, and this criticism is but to be expected from a people whose habits of pampering their women exhibit itself in the absurd etiquette which requires that a gentleman must offer to carry a parcel for a lady, if it be but an ounce in weight, and is now resulting in the cry of "woman's rights." But these Indian girls are the happiest set I have ever seen, and if the women are bept from being hewers of wood and carriers of water, the men do their part in hunting and fighting. The girls are at once both modest and bold. They will stand and gaze into your windows for a quarter of an hour at a time, but having once ventured to hint to one of them that her ways were most winning, the poor child was so overcome that she ran away, hid her face in her robe, and refused to be comforted. The manner of love-making among them is very strange. When afflicted with Cupid's dart the young men go about wearing their blankets in such a manner as to cover up all the head except the eyes, and, having spied the object of their affection, they slip up behind her quickly, throw the blanket over her head also, and, holding her tightly around the waist, compel her to listen to the soft accents of love. In case of a popular belle, they will sometimes range themselves in a line at the door of her wigwam, and when she comes out, pass her from one to the other, as she in turn disburdens her surcharged heart. They have been known to keep a girl this way all day long. Lastly, the language of the Indian is Black Hills. Deadwood City, Black Hills, D. T., October 20, 1876—as it is snowing today and I can not brave the hills in search of notes for description of the Black Hills some of your readers may be interested in knowing what became of the first Black Hills party that left Louisville on the 9th of March. Sixteen started and reached Custer City; one-half—eight of them—started back the next day on the same train that brought them in. The bloody scenes they witnessed at Cheyenne river, Hot creek and Bad conson satisfied them with the Black Hills. They were anxious to get back to God's country, where there were no Indians to molest or make them afraid. Of the remaining eight, B. P. Dale, R. T. Dale and C. G. Arnold returned to the States on the first of this month. The boys returned home with well-filled buckskin sacks, and expressed a determination to return in spring. Two of the remainder of the party sleep side by side in soldiers' graves, victims of the red man's hate—one soldier by nature, a boy in years, but old in courage, skill and daring; the other soldier of the cross, who died with the harness on, while on his way over a ten-mile walk over a rough mountain road to preach the word of his Master. He was shot dead, with his Bible under his arm. They lie buried on the banks of Whitewood, and the eternal hills stand guard over their graves. The remainder of the party, L. A. Judd, Leucien Rosen and myself, are all that are left alive in the Hills of our original party. Judd and Rosen located a claim early in the spring on Sand Pit Gulch, and for several months, as the boys expressed it, they were out of luck. Their claim prospered well, but the bed-rock was deep, and they dug drain-ditch after drain-ditch, one of them 300 feet long and from 15 to 20 feet deep, which caved in on them, and all their work had to be done over again. The second time their ditch was not deep enough to carry off the water, and for a third time they commenced again, and, after a long and tedious work, they finally struck it rich; but the water by this time had nearly given out on this stream. Yesterday they only ran their sluice-boxes two hours and took out $37.50. They have been offered $1,000 cash for their claim, which they refuse. They expect, next spring, when water is plenty, to make $20 per hour. They say they intend to remain until they get their pile. A Great Invention. IMPORTANT IMPROVEMENT IN PIANO MAKING. It is well known that the greatest duetists with piano manufacturers had always been the discovery of some method of construction that would prevent the instrument from being affected by changes of weather and from getting out of tune so frequently. The whole strain of the strings, amounting to from five to seven tones, had to be borne by the tuning pins which have always been strenued into a piece of wood called the "pin-block." As fine pin-block was pliured with eighty or ninety holes for the admission of the tuning pins, it is manifest that its weakness would be fatal to the durability or the standing in tune of the piano unless it could be made firm and solid enough to resist the tension of the strings and the effect of changes of weather. But, with all their bracing, bolting, iron frames and double iron frames, the manufacturer never could be sure of his pin-block as long as it was made of wood, and if made of iron it would be impossible to turn the tuning pins. The consequence has been, as everybody who has a piano known that a piano in perfect tune is the exception, and pianos horribly out of tune are the general rule. But at last, the inventive genius of a Boston piano-maker has solved the difficulty by dispensing entirely with pin-blocks and tuning pins, and substituting a slide, string-pin and set-screw, all made of metal, by which positive accuracy of pitch and perfect reliability of tune are attained. The BOOKS UPRIGHT PIANO Is presented as by far best and most durable piano in the world. Constructed upon entirely new principles throughout simple strong solid it cannot get out of order nothing can warp or "stick," and after the stretch is once out of strings it cannot get out of time. 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BUY A STYLISH BUGGY GOOD AND about wearing their blankets in such manner as to cover up all the head except the eyes, and, having spied the object of their affection, they slip up behind her quickly, throw the blanket over her head also, and, holding her tightly around the waist, compel her to listen to the soft accents of love. In case of a popular belle, they will sometimes range themselves in a line at the door of her wigwam, and when she comes out, pass her from one to the other, as she in turn disburdens her surcharged heart. They have been known to keep a girl this way all day long. Lastly, the language of the Indian is well known to be picturesque, and no one can appreciate the grace of their oratory without having seen it; even in ordinary conversation their gestures are profuse. It is the very poverty of their language that makes it sound poetic; thus, for "the ship sails," having neither the word "ship," nor "sails," they say "the wind makes the boat run on the water," thus bringing in two of the natural elements in that one sentence. It is noticeable that while we sometimes express age by so many summers, they always say winters; and when we say "so many days since," they say, "so many nights," or "sleeps." Sudden Attachment. It is related of Curran, the famous Irish orator and wit, that he was one evening sitting in a box at the French opera between an Irish noblewoman, whom he had accompanied there, and a very young French woman. The ladies soon manifested a strong desire to converse, but neither of them knew a word of the other's language. Curran, of course, volunteered to interpret, or, in his own word, "to be the carrier of their thoughts, accountable for their safe deliverance." 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A collection of exhibits in buildings wonderful exhibits; great days etc. Profusely illustrated thoroughly popular, and very cheap. Must sell immediately world could that French girl have meant by such conduct in such a place!” He never revealed the secret, and the Irish lady always thought French girls were very ardent and sudden in their attachments.—Literature of Kissing. MATILDA HERON MAKES A HIT. — While walking through Twenty-third street, on the 19th of October a year ago, Matilda Heron, the well-known actress, had the misfortune to fall into an open coal hole opposite the residence of Aaron Adams. As was reported at the time, she sustained serious injuries, which she claimed were a detriment to her puruing her avocation as an actress. She brought suit against Mr. Adams to recover $20,000 damages. The case came to trial Thursday, before Judge J. F. Daly, holding trial term of the Court of Common Pleas. The story of the plaintiff was very briefly told, and the accident, though not of unusual occurrence, was charged to the neglect of the defendant in not having a proper covering for the coal-hole, which her counsel stated, though under like circumstances, what is generally designated a man-trap, proved in this instance to be a woman’s trap. The defense was the usual one set up in this class of suits—contributive negligence. It was further claimed that on the day of the accident the covering was not defective in any particular, but perfect, and, as was supposed, secure against any such casualty to persons walking through the street. The jury, after a brief absence, gave a verdict of $1,500 for Miss Heron.—N. F. Herald. “What is that man yelling at?” asked an Illinois farmer of his boy, as he pointed to a person in the field one day this week. “What is he yelling at?” repeated the lad. “Yes,” replied the father, inquiringly. “I know,” said the boy. “Then what is it, you young rascal!” demanded the paternal. “Why,” chuckled the urchin, “he’n’t he’s yelling at—at the top of his voices!” Then that cold-blooded husbandman placed violent hands on his侵vent offspring, and laid him over a gang-plough while he flailed him with a fork stale. A similar lightning freak recently occurred at the Hoosac tunnel, the bolt running two miles into the mountain on one rail of the track, and discharging three prepared blasts in the roof of the tunnel. The best way to present to life the manifold uses of friendship, is to cast about and see how many things there are which a man cannot do for himself; and then it will appear that it was a spurring speech of the ancients to say: “That a friend is another himself;” for a friend is more than himself. Men's and Boy's Suits, Overcoats, Shirts Underwear, Ready Made TO ORDER. BEST CLOTHING CHASTINGS & Co. LICK HOUSE THE LARGEST STOCK San Francisco. ONE Price! C.O.D. CALVERT'S GAMBLIO SHEEP WASH 80 per gallon. T. W. JACKSON, San Francisco, Dale Agent for California and Nevada. C. & P. H. TIRRELL & CO., INDUSTRIES AND MANUFACTURERS OF BOOTS AND SHOES, NO. 412 CLAY WAREZ. Between San Antonio and Bakersfield, SAN FRANCISCO. Manufacturer of Men's, Boys', Youth's, and Children's FINE CALF BOOTS. Orders solicited and promptly filled. All stamps and qualities made at the lowest market prices. Please examine the mode and price. SAFETY! ECONOMY! Every one should see the FLORENCE COAL OIL STOVE. For Cooking and Heating. No Smoke; no Smell. [From Rev. W. S. Leavitt, Minister of the First Church of Northampton, Mass. NORTHAMPTON, June 22, 1874. The Florence Oil Stove has been a great convenience to my family. We are surprised at the number of people who have used it. EVERY Farmer, Miner and Granger SHOULD SUBSCRIBE FOR THE SAN FRANCISCO WEEKLY POST. The Popular Weekly. Enlarged and Improved. The Best and Cheapest. IT ADVOCATES THE RIGHTS OF SETTLERS. SAFETY! ECONOMY! Every one should see the Florence Oil Stove has been a great convenience to my family. We are surprised at the number of things with which we deal with it—baking, boiling, frying, broiling etc. It brings a best steak much better than the coal cooking stove, that we often use it for that purpose, even while the other fire is not out. We cannot find that it gives to the food the slightest taste or smell of the keeper. We deal it every day without being able to get a supper or a light dinner without the heat and trouble of an ordinary kitchen fire. SAMUEL HILL Agent, 19 Montgomery street, San Francisco. Agents Wanted. JOHN E. WIRE. CHRISTY & WISE, WOOL Commission Merchants, 607 Front St., Bet. Jackson and Pacific, San Francisco. SEND YOUR ORDERS FOR WOOL SACKS and TWINE, Tobacco and Sulphur, SHEEP SHEARS, & C. A large stock of which is always kept and sold as very low rates. Sheep sold or slaughtered on commission. Quick returns and satisfactory sales made for all our customers. SAN FRANCISCO Journal of Commerce. THE LARGEST, MOST RELIABLE, AND Best Commercial Paper PUBLISHED ON THE PACIFIC COAST. IT CONTAINS A Complete List of Jobbers' Prices, And a General Review of all Goods sold in this Market. A MERCHANT WILL SAVE MUCH MORE THAN THE PRICE OF THE PAPER BY SUBSCRIBING FOR THIS VALUABLE JOURNAL. Terms of Subscription, - $5.00 per Year. Sample Copies sent on Application. S.F. Journal of Commerce Publishing Co., 414 CLAY STREET. THE RISDON Iron and Locomotive Works, COR. DEAL AND HOWARD ST., San Francisco. Manufacturers of Steam Engines, Quartz and Flower EVERY Farmer, Miner and Granger SHOULD SUBSCRIBE FOR THE SAN FRANCISCO WEEKLY POST. The Popular Weekly. Enlarged and Improved. The Best and Cheapest. IT ADVOCATES THE RIGHTS OF BETTLERS. ONLY $2.00 A YEAR. ONLY $2.00 A YEAR. ONLY $2.00 A YEAR. Postage 20 cts. additional. Send for Sample Copy. The low price at which it is published commands for it a very large circulation. Every Farmer and Business Man should subscribe for it. An unequalled medium for Advertisers. The San Francisco Daily Evening Post Will be Enlarged and Improved. THE POPULAR JOURNAL OF SAN FRANCISCO. Serviced by Carriers at 12 1-2 cts. per week; by Mail, one year. $5.00—six months. $8.50—three months. $1.50. Postage 70 cts. additional. Wheat Has Advanced! BUT PUMPS ARE LOWER. PUMPS, PUMPS, PUMPS, FOR Hand, House, Garden, Farm, Field, for Deep Wells, or Shallow Wells. Force Pumps of Every Description. Brass Cylinders, Iron Cylinders, PITCHER SPOUT PUMPS, CISTERN PUMPS WHOLESALE AND RETAIL. Trade discounts given on application. The Trade invited to call, or write for prices. Save money, study economy, by writing to CHAS. P. HOAG. 118 Beale Street, near Howard, San Francisco. General Agent Elipse Windmills. CUMMINGS & SONS, 327 Kearny St., S.P. AGENTS FOR AMERICAN WALTHAM THE RISDON Iron and Locomotive Works, COR. DEALN AND HOWARD ST., SAN FRANCISCO. Manufacturers of Steam Engines, Quartz and Flume Mill Machinery, Steam Boilers (Mains, Locomotive and Stationary), Marine Engines (High and Low Pressure). All kinds of light and heavy Castings, at low est prices. Cams and Tappets, with chilled foam, guaranteed 40 per cent. more durable than ordinary iron. KENDALL'S Improved Quartz Mill QUARTZ MINING REVOLUTIONIZED A LIGHT, CHEAP and POWERFUL MILL at one half the cost of the usual style. Send for Circular and Price List to: STEPHEN KENDALL, Care of F. A. Huntington, 148 and 145 Promontory St. San Francisco, Cal. Boots and Shoes. JOHN GULLIVAN, N. K. cor. Manufacturer of Boots and Shoes to make to order the best French Calf Leather BOOTS in New York by: Calf Imbrain Leather Boots St. Francis California. Calf Uniform Tires 46, California. $2.99. Children's Boots and Shoes made to order. Permits in the country ordering Boots and Shoes to the amount of $12 or more will be allowed a reduction of four per cent., to make the express charges light. Self Boots and Shoes of MY OWN MANUFACTURE ONLY. Boots and Shoes same C.O.D. Positively one price. CANCER AS THE HOUSE OF THE PATIENT WITHOUT THE USE OF THE KNIFE OR CAUSTICS and without paints. Address Dr. A. N. SHWEN, NEW HAVEN, CONN. Correspondence from physicians who assisted in 1910 TEETH SAVED. PAINLESS BENTHY—MITROUS OXIDE GAS administered for painful extraction of teeth. Sale of Artificial Teeth warranted on basis from $340 agreed. Office, 10 Main Street, Trinity (Use the director). Agents WANTED for the most popular selling BOOKS published. Address for full participation, A. F. $12 per book. AGENTS FOR AMERICAN WALTHAM (Mark.) WATCHES. Examine our prices of American Waltham Watches, by sending for our price list, which are marked ex-cedent by law. 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WATCHES. Examine our prices of American Waltham Watches, by sending for our price list, which are marked ex-cedent by law. All Watches sent by surrendered with it, our instructions to Wells, Farago Co., is refunded the money. We are desirous of this contract that will give satisfaction to all. Send for price-list. UNION WIRE MATTRESS CO. SOMMERMS ARTEMELYN NEW, AND SUPERIOR TO ALL. FOR STRENGTH, LIGHTNESS AND DURABILITY UNDERPASS. The only Mattress that can be tightened or loosened at pleasure. Warranted for five years. Send for Circular and Price List to TRUMAN & CLARK, Sales Agent, 217 Bean St., San Francisco, Cal. SAN FRANCISCO BRANCE OF THE National Wire and Lantern Works, Of New York. (Howard & Momen, Proper's). 420 San Francisco St., San Francisco. MANUFACTURERS OF BEAMS, COPPER, STEEL AND IRON WIRE CLOTH Specialties: Brains and Steel Basketry; Armature Wire Cloth; Heavy Metal Clothing; Ornamental Wire woven fabric; Sheet metal lamination; Wire Ribbing; Guards; etc. Improved in San Francisco. JOHN P. WEBING. Late Monitor with Bob Feldt & Co. FAVORITE CIGARSTYLE FORMER. The only Company Number and Prices available for making cigars; we both make them personally samples by mail. P.N.P.G. No. 121: HEALD'S 34 Dale St., New York. Business Plants already established in New York City. L.P.C. College Gates Avenue South 10th Street, New York City. For information call (212) 650-7500 or visit www.henrywelling.com.