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Detroit Currency. It doesn't stop perspiration a bit to think of the Polar regions. The day is not far distant when every shirt collar will stand alone again. American weather can change quicker than a Mexican can change his allegiance. There is no Supreme Court in Japan. When a case is carried above the common court off goes the plaintiff's head. "Gen. Burnside has recovered," says an exchange. That's the first we knew he had been eating early watermelons. The only disagreeable thing about ocean bathing is the feeling that a shark site on a hill a short way off waiting for a meal. Rhode Island clam bakes are big things. One man supplies all the clams, but it takes six or eight saloons to furnish all the whisky. Baltimore is the only city in the Union where children are allowed to play on the grass in the public parks. That's an offset for her dust. An editor at Lafayette, Illinois, was robbed while on his way to the Centennial, and he had to turn back. He was robbed of four dollars. The Chicago Journal frankly admits that there isn't a man in Chicago who won't lie from three to five degrees to put his thermometer ahead. "The Iron Man of the Plains," a noted scout, is dead. What sailed the Iron Man was the sad fact that he had more whisky than iron in his constitution. A hammock suspended between two trees is a nice thing to get into. If you can't get into it after trying for thirty or forty times lie down on the grass. It was General Braddock who first discovered that one white man could not whip a dozen Indians. Braddock is dead, but the war office still lives.—Exchange. Says the New York Sentry: "Strange that a man will sooner pay $25 for an old book or cane than square up accounts with his washerwoman or boarding mistress." Ex-Empress Josephine now gets along on an income of $100 per week, which sum used to be the salary of her fourth cook, and the cook was always wanting a raise of wages. It is well enough to speak of a wife as the partner of her husband's joys, but it looks inconsistent to see the husband sitting on the shady side of a barn eating watermelon alone. A building in Philadelphia occupied All's Well That Ends Well. BY BROWNE. He was a middle-aged man, and would pass anywhere for an ex-Congressman. The cold sweat of wisdom and common-sense sparkled on his massive brow, and no one to look at him would for a moment suppose he would be guilty of a mean action. He boarded the Morris and Essex 7:50 train due West, and seated himself near the stove, he commenced to devour the contents of a patent medicine almanac with avidity. When the train had gone through the Erie tunnel, the conductor stepped into the car, and shouted: "Tickets!" The passengers immediately produced either the necessary pasteboard, or the collateral that speaks all languages; and the conductor finally reached the middle-aged pilgrim, and screamed in his ear: "Ticket, please!" "Yes, sir," said the traveler, "I will: I am always happy to tick it when and wherever I can, and I'm much obliged to you for telling me to." "I want your ticket, sir," said the conductor, sternly, when the traveler went on: "It is a well authenticated fact that Powhatan was going to club the head off of Captain Smith, but he didn't, and I wish you would tell your children of it. Yes, sir, you should pour the history of our beloved country into your children, if it takes half the money that you 'knock down' on this road to do it." "I am not a thief, sir," cried the conductor, "and if you don't hand out your ticket right away, I'll expel you from this train." "And don't forget," the pilgrim went on, "to tell your children about old Hickory Jackson, and the way in which he cleaned out them Britishers at New Orleans. O, wasn't it beautiful! Whenever I think of it, I feel like husking off my duster and turning flip-flaps all over creation." "Hand out that ticket, or bounce!" yelled the collector of fares. "And don't fail," continued the peregrinator, "to mention to your youngsters something about old Harrison, the Injun fighter: Old Tippecanoe, And Tyler, too, chl1 and be sure to tell them that little story about George Washington and the juvenile axe." "If you don't favor me with your ticket," said the conductor, "I'll stop the EX-EMPRESS JOSEPHINE now gets along on an income of $100 per week, which sum used to be the salary of her fourth cook, and the cook was always wanting a raise of wages. It is well enough to speak of a wife as the partner of her husband's joys, but it looks inconsistent to see the husband sitting on the shady side of a barn eating watermelon alone. A building in Philadelphia, occupied by thirty-eight lawyers, took fire on the roof the other day from spontaneous combustion. Isn't this a hint for insurance companies to act upon? A girl was killed near Danville, Virginia, the other morning, while milking a cow. If girls would only learn to play the piano and make worsted dogs such accidents would never happen. ENGLISH critics say that Bret Harte's novel is a failure. It isn't exactly necessary that an American author should please a few English book reviewers in order to make his bread and butter. How cool and nice it would be to fall down a well!—[Detroit Free Press. Provided you did not kick the bucket.—[Philadelphia Bulletin. We meant a cistern. Now, let's see you buck-at that. When you come down to argument the Brooklyn Argus always has it. It says: "What all this nation is want of confidence, and it suggests a train of very painful reflections to see the mother of a family of religious boys so scrupulously particular in locking the pantry door after her." DETROIT had no sooner put the price of undershirts down to twenty cents than St. Louis dropped to nineteen, in order to draw our citizens away from home to trade. But, beware of the St. Louis undershirts. They weave carpet tacks into them, and no wearer dares rub his back against a lamp-post. SAYS the Chicago Journal: "Where," as the Woman's Journal asks, "does the wife's influence begin?" It ought to begin at the very moment she becomes a wife, but we have known more than one case where it did not perceptibly begin until she appeared before the police judge and begged the drunken rascal off. WE'VE always abhorred the villainies of Nero, despised the treachery of Cataline, and shuddered at the treason of Benedict Arnold, but bad as all these men were, their crimes fade into utter insignificance beside that of the ice-car driver, who didn't come around on Saturday evening.—New York Commercial. In speaking of times past and gone an exchange remarks: "One hundred years ago a woman did not lose caste by wetting her hands in dish water or rubbing the skin off her knuckles on the washboard." Ah! those were good old times! Few boys now living have ever seen their mothers grow red in the face and jump up and down as the handle of a wash-tub broke off. Danbury News Items. A boy's love for green peas is crushed and withered by having to pick them himself. SAYS the New York Bentry: "Strange that a man will sooner pay $25 for an old book or cane than square up accounts with his washerwoman or boarding mistress." EX-EMPRESS JOSEPHINE now gets along on an income of $100 per week, which sum used to be the salary of her fourth cook, and the cook was always wanting a raise of wages. It is well enough to speak of a wife as the partner of her husband's joys, but it looks inconsistent to see the husband sitting on the shady side of a barn eating watermelon alone. A BUILDING in Philadelphia, occupied by thirty-eight lawyers, took fire on the roof the other day from spontaneous combustion. Isn't this a hint for insurance companies to act upon! A GIRL was killed near Danville, Virginia, the other morning, while milking a cow. If girls would only learn to play the piano and make worsted dogs such accidents would never happen. ENGLISH critics say that Bret Harte's novel is a failure. It isn't exactly necessary that an American author should please a few English book reviewers in order to make his bread and butter. How cool and nice it would be to fall down a well!—[Detroit Free Press. Provided you did not kick the bucket.—[Philadelphia Bulletin. We meant a cistern. Now, let's see you buck-at that. WHEN you come down to argument the Brooklyn Argus always has it. It says: "What all this nation is want of confidence, and it suggests a train of very painful reflections to see the mother of a family of religious boys so scrupulously particular in locking the pantry door after her." DETROIT had no sooner put the price of undershirts down to twenty cents than St. Louis dropped to nineteen, in order to draw our citizens away from home to trade. But, beware of the St. Louis undershirts. They weave carpet tacks into them, and no wearer dares rub his back against a lamp-post. SAYS the Chicago Journal: "Where," as the Woman's Journal asks, "does the wife's influence begin?" It ought to begin at the very moment she becomes a wife, but we have known more than one case where it did not perceptibly begin until she appeared before the police judge and begged the drunken rascal off. WE'VE always abhorred the villainies of Nero, despised the treachery of Cataline, and shuddered at the treason of Benedict Arnold, but bad as all these men were, their crimes fade into utter insignificance beside that of the ice-car driver, who didn't come around on Saturday evening.—New York Commercial. In speaking of times past and gone an exchange remarks: "One hundred years ago a woman did not lose caste by wetting her hands in dish water or rubbing the skin off her knuckles on the washboard." Ah! those were good old times! Few boys now living have ever seen their mothers grow red in the face and jump up and down as the handle of a wash-tub broke off. Danbury News Items. A boy's love for green peas is crushed and withered by having to pick them himself. SAYS the New York Bentry: "Strange that a man will sooner pay $25 for an old book or cane than square up accounts with his washerwoman or boarding mistress." Ex-EMPRESS JOSEPHINE now gets along on an income of $100 per week, which sum used to be the salary of her fourth cook, and the cook was always wanting a raise of wages. It is well enough to speak of a wife as the partner of her husband's joys, but it looks inconsistent to see the husband sitting on the shady side of a barn eating watermelon alone. A BUILDING in Philadelphia, occupied by thirty-eight lawyers, took fire on the roof the other day from spontaneous combustion. Isn't this a hint for insurance companies to act upon! A GIRL was killed near Danville, Virginia, the other morning, while milking a cow. If girls would only learn to play the piano and make worsted dogs such accidents would never happen. ENGLISH critics say that Bret Harte's novel is a failure. It isn't exactly necessary that an American author should please a few English book reviewers in order to make his bread and butter. How cool and nice it would be to fall down a well!—[Detroit Free Press. Provided you did not kick the bucket.—[Philadelphia Bulletin. We meant a cistern. Now, let's see you buck-at that. WHEN you come down to argument the Brooklyn Argus always has it. It says: "What all this nation is want of confidence, and it suggests a train of very painful reflections to see the mother of a family of religious boys so scrupulously particular in locking the pantry door after her." DETROIT had no sooner put the price of undershirts down to twenty cents than St. Louis dropped to nineteen, in order to draw our citizens away from home to trade. But, beware of the St. Louis undershirts. They weave carpet tacks into them, and no wearer dares rub his back against a lamp-post. SAYS the Chicago Journal: "Where," as the Woman's Journal asks, "does the wife's influence begin?" It ought to begin at the very moment she becomes a wife, but we have known more than one case where it did not perceptibly begin until she appeared before the police judge and begged the drunken rascal off. WE'VE always abhorred the villainies of Nero, despised the treachery of Cataline, and shuddered at the treason of Benedict Arnold, but bad as all these men were, their crimes fade into utter insignificance beside that of the ice-car driver, who didn't come around on Saturday evening.—New York Commercial. In speaking of times past and gone an exchange remarks: "One hundred years ago a woman did not lose caste by wetting her hands in dish water or rubbing the skin off her knuckles on the washboard." Ah! those were good old times! Few boys now living have ever seen their mothers grow red in the face and jump up and down as the handle of a wash-tub broke off. Danbury News Items. A boy's love for green peas is crushed and withered by having to pick them himself. SAYS the New York Bentry: "Strange that a man will sooner pay $25 for an old book or cane than square up accounts with his washerwoman or boarding mistress." Ex-EMPRESS JOSEPHINE now gets along on an income of $100 per week, which sum used to be the salary of her fourth cook, and the cook was always wanting a raise of wages. It is well enough to speak of a wife as the partner of her husband's joys, but it looks inconsistent to see the husband sitting on the shady side of a barn eating watermelon alone. A BUILDING in Philadelphia, occupied by thirty-eight lawyers, took fire on the roof the other day from spontaneous combustion. Isn't this a hint for insurance companies to act upon! A GIRL was killed near Danville, Virginia, the other morning, while milking a cow. If girls would only learn to play the piano and make worsted dogs such accidents would never happen. ENGLISH critics say that Bret Harte's novel is a failure. It isn't exactly necessary that an American author should please a few English book reviewers in order to make his bread and butter. How cool and nice it would be to fall down a well!—[Detroit Free Press. Provided you did not kick the bucket.—[Philadelphia Bulletin. We meant a cistern. Now, let's see you buck-at that. WHEN you come down to argument the Brooklyn Argus always has it. It says: "What all this nation is want of confidence, and it suggests a train of very painful reflections to see the mother of a family of religious boys so scrupulously particular in locking the pantry door after her." DETROIT had no sooner put the price of undershirts down to twenty cents than St. Louis dropped to nineteen, in order to draw our citizens away from home to trade. But, beware of the St. Louis undershirts. They weave carpet tacks into them, and no wearer dares rub his back against a lamp-post. SAYS the Chicago Journal: "Where," as the Woman's Journal asks, "does the wife's influence begin?" It ought to begin at the very moment she becomes a wife, but we have known more than one case where it did not perceptibly begin until she appeared before the police judge and begged the drunken rascal off. WE'VE always abhorred the villainies of Nero, despised the treachery of Cataline, and shuddered at the treason of Benedict Arnold, but bad as all these men were, their crimes fade into utter insignificance beside that of the ice-car driver, who didn't come around on Saturday evening.—New York Commercial. In speaking of times past and gone an exchange remarks: "One hundred years ago a woman did not lose caste by wetting her hands in dish water or rubbing the skin off her knuckles on the washboard." Ah! those were good old times! Few boys now living have ever seen their mothers grow red in the face and jump up and down as the handle of a wash-tub broke off. Danbury News Items. A boy's love for green peas is crushed and withered by having to pick them himself. SAYS the New York Bentry: "Strange that a man will sooner pay $25 for an old book or cane than square up accounts with his washerwoman or boarding mistress." Ex-EMPRESS JOSEPHINE now gets along on an income of $100 per week, which sum used to be the salary of her fourth cook, and the cook was always wanting a raise of wages. It is well enough to speak of a wife as the partner of her husband's joys, but it looks inconsistent to see the husband sitting on the shady side of a barn eating watermelon alone. A BUILDING in Philadelphia, occupied by thirty-eight lawyers, took fire on the roof the other day from spontaneous combustion. Isn't this a hint for insurance companies to act upon! A GIRL was killed near Danville, Virginia, the other morning, while milking a cow. If girls would only learn to play the piano and make worsted dogs such accidents would never happen. ENGLISH critics say that Bret Harte's novel is a failure. It isn't exactly necessary that an American author should please a few English book reviewers in order to make his bread and butter. How cool and nice it would be to fall down a well!—[Detroit Free Press. Provided you did not kick the bucket.—[Philadelphia Bulletin. We meant a cistern. Now, let's see you buck-at that. WHEN you come down to argumentthe Brooklyn Argus always has it. It says: "What all this nation is want of confidence, and it suggests a train of very painful reflections to see the mother of a family of religious boys so scrupulously particular in locking the pantry door after her." DETROIT had no sooner put the price of undershirts down to twenty cents than St. Louis dropped to nineteen, in order to draw our citizens away from home to trade. But, beWARE OF THE ST.LUIS UNDERSHIRTS IN THE FORWARD OF A BUSY-TUB BROKE OFF. Danbury News Items. A boy's love for green peas is crushed and withered by having to pick them himself. SAYS the New York Bentry: "Strange that a man will sooner pay $25 for an old book or cane than square up accounts with his washerwoman or boarding mistress." Ex-EMPRESS JOSEPHINE now gets along on an income of $100 per week, which sum used to be the salary of her fourth cook, and the cook was always wanting a raise of wages. It is well enough to speak of a wife as the partner of her husband's joys, but it looks inconsistent to see the husband sitting on the shady side of a barn eating watermelon alone. A BUILDING in Philadelphia, occupied by thirty-eight lawyers, took fire on the roof the other day from spontaneous combustion. Isn't this a hint for insurance companies to act upon! A GIRL was killed near Danville, Virginia, the other morning, while milking a cow. If girls would only learn to play the piano and make worsted dogs such accidents would never happen. ENGLISH critics say that Bret Harte's novel is a failure. It isn't exactly necessary that an American author should please a few English book reviewers in order to make his bread and butter. How cool and nice it would be to fall down a well!—[Detroit Free Press. Provided you did not kick the bucket.—[Philadelphia Bulletin. We meant a cistern. Now, let's see you buck-at that. WHEN you come down to argumentthe Brooklyn Argus always has it. It says: "What all this nation is want of confidence, and it suggests a train of very painful reflections to see the mother of a family of religious boys so scrupulously particular in locking the pantry door after her." DETROIT had no sooner put the price of undershirts down to twenty cents than St. Louis dropped to nineteen, in order to draw our citizens away from home to trade. But, beWARE OF THE ST.LUIS UNDERSHIRTS IN THE FORWARD OF A BUSY-TUB BROKE OFF. Danbury News Items. A boy's love for green peas is crushed and withered by having to pick them himself. SAYS the New York Bentry: "Strange that a man will sooner pay $25 for an old book or cane than square up accounts with his washerwoman or boarding mistress." Ex-EMPRESS JOSEPHINE now gets along on an income of $100 per week, which sum used to be the salary of her fourth cook, and the cook was always wanting a raise of wages. It is well enough to speak of a wife as the partner of her husband's joys, but it looks inconsistent to see the husband sitting on the shady side of a barn eating watermelon alone. A BUILDING in Philadelphia, occupied by thirty-eight lawyers, took fire on the roof the other day from spontaneous combustion. Isn't this a hint for insurance companies to act upon! A GIRL was killed near Danville, Virginia, The other morning; when I came out here to go snipe-shooting; and if you hadn’t let me off; I’d had hung up off; run my risk of breaking my gun. Remember what I told you about American history; and pour it into your children if it makes you go broke.” The conductor crawled into car with a sickly smile;the passengers chuckled;and as they started off,the old man was looking for a wisp of sneeze. How Niagara Almost Ran Dry. 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Few boys now living have ever seen their mothers grow red in face and jump up and down as they appeared before their police judge and begged their drunken rascal broke off. Danbury News Items. A boy's love for green peas is crushed and withered by having to pick them himself. SAYS The New York Bentry: "Strange that a man will sooner pay $25 for an old book or cane than square up accounts with his washerwoman or boarding mistress." Ex-EMPRESS JOSEPHINE now gets along on an income of $100 per week,which sum used to be The United States is free; its officers also have office offices. The latter provides rather than its citizen district;adopts conde de Bom Retina Ministers. 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Ah! those were good old times! Few boys now living have ever seen their mothers grow red in the face and jump up and down as the handle of a wash-tub broke off. Danbury News Items. A boy's love for green peas is crushed and withered by having to pick them himself. President Grant's wife uses a "Wheeler and Wilson's" sewing machine, but Ulysses prefers the "Weed." Which is the most fashionable fish? The eel—he's none of your "codfish aristocracy" he belongs to the eelite. It's a good thing that Lot Morrill has been appointed Secretary of the Treasury. A lot of moral men are wanted in office just now. Austria—Friend Russia, shall I serve go (Serria) with a slice of Turkey? Russia—I feel so Hungary that I'd like to gobble-up. One of the hardest things to do in this world is to get all the members of a large family to the breakfast table at the same time on Sunday morning. Did you ever notice that, no matter how thin and emaciated a person may become during the heated season, his ears retain their original size? Two men were detected shaking a carpet in a back yard, Saturday last. Men must climb by degrees up to a higher life. We cannot expect to force them to the point by one jump. A Broad street man complains that the bakers' loaves of bread have not increased in size in proportion to the decline in flour, but if he will submit one of their cakes to a microscopic examination, he will find that it contains one more dried currant than when gold was up to 285. Juan Lynch, of Kansas, hung a man by the neck until he confessed to stealing twenty dollars, and then gave him one hundred lashes. The next day the owner of the money found it in a drawer where he had himself put it. The suspended party shouldn't have been in such haste to confess. In dealing with Brazil it must be remembered that we are dealing with a nation but little more than half as old as our own. Though settled in the interest of Portugal as early as 1535, it never had the colonial advantages which our own country enjoyed. The contrast, indeed, was particularly strong in the matter of public education, for Portugal was always jealous of any general enlightenment in its huge colony, fearing that it would bring about that very separation which afterward came without it. There were no public schools of any kind in Brazil while it was a colony. In the old days when Virginia and Connecticut were still known as "plantations," the English government made official inquiries as to their general condition. The Governor of Connecticut answered that one-fourth of the annual revenue of the colony was "laid out in maintaining free schools for the education of our children." Even if the inhabitants of Brazil had had any desire like the descendants of the Puritans to instruct their children, the mother country would have discouraged it. Until the beginning of the present century their condition was such as would have delighted old Gov. Berkeley, of Virginia. When that worthy sent an answer to the official inquiries mentioned above he referred to the subject of education as follows: "I thank God there are no free schools nor printing, and I hope we shall not have these hundred years." When Napoleon drove the reigning family from Portugal, in 1808, Dom John VI. removed his court to Brazil. A few regular schools were established, but were of no special benefit to the country and hardly worthy the name. Dom John returned to Portugal, but Brazil did not. She retained rather than fought for her autonomy. Her declaration of independence, in 1822, made the 7th day of September her Fourth of July. Dom Pedro I. was proclaimed in the same year. He abdicated the crown in 1831 in favor of the present genial Dom Pedro, whom Americans have learned to love because he displays so much of their own energy and is so thoroughly republican in his Imperial views. He was then only six years old. In 1840 he came into full possession of his official powers, and from that date the age of Brazil as a progressive nation may fairly be reckoned. Even this is ante-dating the real fact, perhaps, for a boy of fifteen could have given, at best, only a promise of that energy and devotion to his country which Dom Pedro has evinced in mature years. He was twenty- Brazil as Colony and Empire. In dealing with Brazil it must be remembered that we are dealing with a nation but little more than half as old as our own. Though settled in the interest of Portugal as early as 1535, it never had the colonial advantages which our own country enjoyed. The contrast, indeed, was particularly strong in the matter of public education, for Portugal was always jealous of any general enlightenment in its huge colony, fearing that it would bring about that very separation which afterward came without it. There were no public schools of any kind in Brazil while it was a colony. In the old days when Virginia and Connecticut were still known as "plantations," the English government made official inquiries as to their general condition. The Governor of Connecticut answered that one-fourth of the annual revenue of the colony was "laid out in maintaining free schools for the education of our children." Even if the inhabitants of Brazil had had any desire like the descendants of the Puritans to instruct their children, the mother country would have discouraged it. Until the beginning of the present century their condition was such as would have delighted old Gov. Berkeley, of Virginia. When that worthy sent an answer to the official inquiries mentioned above he referred to the subject of education as follows: "I thank God there are no free schools nor printing, and I hope we shall not have these hundred years." When Napoleon drove the reigning family from Portugal, in 1808, Dom John VI. removed his court to Brazil. A few regular schools were established, but were of no special benefit to the country and hardly worthy the name. Dom John returned to Portugal, but Brazil did not. She retained rather than fought for her autonomy. Her declaration of independence, in 1822, made the 7th day of September her Fourth of July. Dom Pedro I. was proclaimed in the same year. He abdicated the crown in 1831 in favor of the present genial Dom Pedro, whom Americans have learned to love because he displays so much of their own energy and is so thoroughly republican in his Imperial views. He was then only six years old. In 1840 he came into full possession of his official powers, and from that date the age of Brazil as a progressive nation may fairly be reckoned. Even this is ante-dating the real fact, perhaps, for a boy of fifteen could have given, at best, only a promise of that energy and devotion to his country which Dom Pedro has evinced in mature years. He was twenty- When claimed in the same year. He abdicated in the crown in 1831 in favor of the present genial Dom Pedro, whom Americans have learned to love because he displays so much of their own energy and is so thoroughly republican in his Imperial views. He was then only six years old. In 1840 he came into full possession of his official powers, and from that date the age of Brazil as a progressive nation may fairly be reckoned. Even this is ante-dating the real fact, perhaps, for a boy of fifteen could have given, at best, only a promise of that energy and devotion to his country which Dom Pedro has evinced in maturer years. He was twenty-nine when the first intelligent move to introduce a universal system of popular education was made, and all that Brazil has done in this direction has been done since 1854. Mr. Jacocks, in speaking of the Michigan system, reminded his hearers that the State of Michigan was "only forty years old." So far as education is concerned, Brazil is only twenty-two years old—about the age of an interesting girl in society. Girls of that age have generally learned considerable within that short time, and so has Brazil. THE-BRAZILIAN PRIMARY SCHOOLS. This brings us the information brought to the United States by Dr. Da Motta. He tells us that a general law passed in 1854 is the basis on which the Brazilian school system still rests. The man to whom credit is chiefly due for the construction and adoption of the law is Visconde de Bom Retiro, one of Dom Pedro's Ministers. There are six grades—or better, perhaps, three grades and three special divisions—of education in Brazil: 1, primary; 2, secondary; 3, the higher education; 4, technical; 5, religious; 6, special instruction. There are twenty Provinces and one "Neutral State," corresponding in some degree with our District of Columbia—in the empire. These provinces resemble in many respects our own States. The Imperial Government has general control over educational matters, but the provinces exercise the direct local authority. There is a central Board of Public Education, and there are district delegates who are responsible for the proper observance of the law in their respective provinces. The Inspector-General is the chief officer. The various provinces also have their superintending officers. A general report is made to the Imperial Legislature every year, and the necessary appropriations for the general fund are based on this report, while each province has its own report and its own local appropriation. A general board of instruction, advising with the Inspector-General, decides upon the text-books to be used. Every district delegate is bound to visit the schools within his jurisdiction once in three months, and to make a quarterly report. All primary instruction in the country is free, and it is compulsory. The latter provision, however, applies rather to the cities than to the county districts, as it is almost if not quite impossible to enforce a compulsory law in the vast tracts of thinly-settled territory of such a country as Brazil. This question of "compulsory" education is one of special interest to Michigan people, under the present laws of that State. It has been touched upon a number of times at these informal conferences, and also at Baltimore. I will return to it in another THE FACTORY, Which is located at 225 Fell street, is not only the oldest, but largest, on this coast. It has more machinery and other appliances for turning out first-class work. Over ten years ago Mr. Wentworth had a factory in the Commercial Building on Pine street, and the firm, of which he was then a member, conducted operations there for about two years having regularly some 125 men employed. As the business became too extensive for the accommodations, it was decided to erect a factory on Fell street, and make the manufacture of boots and shoes one of the leading industries on the Pacific Coast. A site was accordingly selected, and almost eight years ago the erection of the present factory was commenced. Determined to push the construction with all possible haaste, Mr. Wentworth succeeded in having thirty days after the work of erection was begun, men employed in the building in the manufacture of boots and shoes. This was an achievement which has probably never been surpassed in this or any other city. The building is three stories high, and covers a large area. All the arrangements are as complete as they can possibly be made, and there are several machines operated in this factory which are to be found where else on the Pacific coast. They are all worked by steam, supplied by an improved engine of 32-horse power. THE DEPARTMENTS Are various, and the most perfect discipline is observed in all of them, notwithstanding that from 230 to 250 employees are constantly engaged. On the first floor there are convenient offices and apartments devoted to certain special branches of the business. In one of them there are machines for stripping, skiving, rolling and dyeing leather. The dyeing machine has a four foot beam and weighs 2,200 pounds. It works with great rapidity, producing better results in a minute than 10 men could do in the same time. As it is the only one on the coast, great value is set upon it by the factory hands, the majority of whom take pride in the superior machinery of their establishment. There is likewise a blocking machine for shaping soles which are properly rounded at the rate of several hundred an hour. All around this apartment there are dies and large quantities of leather cut and shaped for the heels and soles of boots and shoes. Another room on this floor is the finishing department, in which there is a large assortment of goods awaiting the requirements of the factory. One of the finest pieces of machinery employed in the business occupies another room. It is a powerful steam crimper, which is a most valuable utilizer of labor. It is the Jameston patent, of which there are very few in the United States. The one at this factory is the only one on this coast, and as it crimps and smooths by a single process much faster and better than can ever be done by hand it enables Wentworth & Co. to produce very superior work of this kind much more rapidly than was ever previously thought of. Still another machine is a steam molder and presser for the finest class of heels and soles, which are not to be surpassed by any similar work done in the best reputed factories of New York, Boston or Philadelphia. There are also welt cutters and other machines, to describe which would occupy too much space. ON THE SECOND FLOOR, First in order of position, is the cutting-room for the upper-leather of boots and shoes. Here a number of skilled workmen are employed, this being one of the most important branches of the establishment. Among the machines here is one for crimping in the most improved fashion, and a large barrel skiving machine, which is of great assistance to the employees in preparing upper-stocks. This latter machine is entirely new, and the only one on the Pacific Coast. There are eight other machines in this department, brought constantly into use for one purpose or another. The next is the stitching department, where the busy hands of both men and women are employed. Here there are machines for stitching, punching, eyelining and seaming rubbers. The utmost activity is displayed in this room, and it is surprising how much work is effected each day. The other Every district delegate is bound to visit the schools within his jurisdiction once in three months, and to make a quarterly report. All primary instruction in the country is free, and it is compulsory. The latter provision, however, applies rather to the cities than to the country districts, as it is almost if not quite impossible to enforce a compulsory law in the vast tracts of thinly-settled territory of such a country as Brazil. This question of "compulsory" education is one of special interest to Michigan people, under the present laws of that State. It has been touched upon a number of times at these informal conferences, and also at Baltimore. I will return to it in another paragraph. The compulsory clause in the Brazilian law is enforced only in the cities. Besides fines from twenty dollars to fifty dollars, there is a curious penalty which would appeal with peculiar force to the American citizen. A parent refusing to send his child to school loses his right to vote! If a poor man cannot afford to send his child, the general or local government provides such means as may enable him to do so. This is a very significant and a very important provision—peculiar, also, if I mistake not, to Brazil. Private schools exist, of course, in Brazil, and are not under government supervision, except such as is necessary to satisfy the authorities that their scholars are as well instructed as in the public schools. The instruction given in the primary schools consists of reading, writing, arithmetic—the "three R's"—the use of weights and measures and elementary grammar. The girls are also taught needlework. There are different schools for the sexes, with male and female teachers and superintendents, respectively. In what is called the "second degree of the primary schools," there is a much more extended field of instruction, including the Portuguese language, sacred history, practical arithmetic, the metric system, penmanship, geography, history—especially that of Brazil—elementary natural science, geometry, music, singing and gymnastics. Religious teaching is given in all the lower schools; but if any pupil is not a Roman Catholic he is not obliged to receive such instruction. Prisa.—There are now eight pin factories in the United States, which make 47,000,000 pins daily. In addition to those the importation of the pins reaches 25,000,000 a day. The great wonder is what becomes each day of these 78,000,000 pins. First in order of position, is the cutting-room for the upper-leather of boots and shoes. Here a number of skilled workmen are employed, this being one of the most important branches of the establishment. Among the machines here is one for crimping in the most improved fashion, and a large barrel skiving machine, which is of great assistance to the employees in preparing upper-stocks. This latter machine is entirely new, and the only one on the Pacific Coast. There are eight other machines in this department, brought constantly into use for one purpose or another. The next is the stitching department, where the busy hands of both men and women are employed. Here there are machines for stitching, punching, eyelining and seaming rubbers. The utmost activity is displayed in this room, and it is surprising how much work is effected each day. The other departments on this floor are devoted to wax thread work, assisted by seven improved sewing machines; packing, treeing and dressing, making bottoms for fine ladies' boots and manufacturing hand-made work. ON THE THIRD FLOOR The most interesting features are a cable-screw wire machine for pegging the soles of boots, and a tappler heel-burnisher. Both are very ingenious, but the former is by far the most valuable. It will peg soles with the greatest rapidity, there being no cessation while the roll of wire lasts. A man takes boot after boot and runs the pegs around with the most consummate ease, finishing off as many soles in a minute as twenty men could accomplish in a couple of hours. The heel-burnisher is also a cunning and useful contrivance, giving a greater symmetry and polish to heels than is possible by any other contrivance. Another room has a bottom-smother, another a sand-paper machine; and there are still other rooms with useful appliances for facilitating the business of the factory. It need scarcely be stated that an establishment provided with so many excellent machines and employing such a large number of hands is capable of contributing very extensively to the boot and shoe trade of the coast. All the work is of the best quality, as shown by the high reputation enjoyed by all goods bearing the name of the firm. Mr. Wentworth is thoroughly devoted to his business, and as his ambition and energy are about equal, there is no reason why in time he should not successfully rival the most celebrated competitors in his line of operations. The tannery in Redwood City is ably conducted, and serves as an important auxiliary to the factory—S.F.Post. 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