anaheim-gazette 1874-08-29
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VOL. 4.
Southern Californian.
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Business Cards.
L. GUNTHER,
PIONEER BOOT AND SHOE MAKER
Cor. Third and Los Angeles Sts., Anaheim.
DR. J. S. GARDINER,
PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON.
Office in Clark & Austin’s Building,
ANAHEIM.
MRS. A. HIGGINS,
Ladies’ Physician and Midwife.
Particular attention given to diseases peculiar to women and children. Office and residence, corner Lemon and Center Streets, Anaheim.
PIONEER DRUG STORE,
Center Street, corner of Lemon, Anaheim, Cal.
Miscellaneous.
R. LUEDKE,
WATCH MAKER
AND...
JEWELER,
CENTER STREET, ANAHEIM.
EVERY DESCRIPTION OF
WATCHES, CLOCKS, AND JEWELRY
Carefully repaired and warranted. A fine assortment of JEWELRY on hand.
CLARK & AUSTIN,
DEALERS IN
Books, Stationery, and Fancy Goods,
Toys, Violin, Accordions,
ALBUMS, GOLD PENS, CANDIES, ETC.
ANAHEIM.
Agents for Averill’s Chemical Paint. Also, for the San Francisco Duliles and Weeklies, Eastern Periodicals, and Hall’s Patent Fire and Burglar Proof Safes. Give us a call.
J. H. GOOCH,
PRACTICAL HOUSE, SIGN,
AND
CARRIAGE PAINTER
Barefoot.
Oh, don’t you remember the old hill?
And the farm-house with clapboards.
With the garden of roses, sweet plum.
And the mansions with buttercups.
And don’t you remember how, in a dark under the old orchard tree,
The gry, laughing children went along with bare feet, as busy as bees!
How we all played together, the body,
And had houses, and workshops,
Rag-habies and “earthens,” and noise.
As our voles could make out of the air,
To gather bright moses and flowers,
We thought then, as now, there was like home.”
And no home so delightful as ours!
And don’t you remember the play road,
And the school-house so sunny!
With the lessons we learned, and that we toed”
And how we played “pizzer” at Our sun-bonnet, crumpled, hung!
The summer winds played with while the sun paid our faces respects
And kissed our white toes that wove we climbed the steep hill side goats,
And skipped o’er the ledges in green We mimicked the woodlark and notes,
And sung with the chick-a-dee-cow We waded the brook when the water And shouted to make the woods Or played on its banks in the summer Light hearted as birds on the willow You remember the pond where they swim,
How we called it the ocean so well And in an old hat that was minus We sailed our rag dolls on its tiptoe And when they had cruised all through
PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON.
Office in Clark & Austin's Building,
ANAHEIM.
MRS. A. HIGGINS,
Ladies' Physician and Midwife.
Particular attention given to diseases peculiar to women and children. Office and residence, corner Lemon and Center Streets, Anaheim.
PIONEER DRUG STORE,
Center Street, corner of Lemon, Anaheim, Cal.
W. M. HIGGINS.
Proprietor, and Dealer in Drugs, Perfumery, and Garden Seeds.
A. G. BEEBE,
CONTRACTOR AND BUILDER.
Plans and Specifications drawn up with neatness and accuracy. Orders left at CLARK & BOOK STORE will receive prompt attention.
P. C. McKINNIE,
CONTRACTOR AND BUILDER.
SHOP...ON CENTER STREET
Adjoining Pioneer Livery Stable.
GEO. C. KNOX,
CIVIL ENGINEER and SURVEYOR.
Office, at the CALIFORNIAN OFFICE, Los Angeles Street...Anaheim.
A. BAILEY,
JUSTICE OF THE PEACE.
OFFICE, ENTERPRISE HALL BUILDING.
J. W. CLARK,
Notary Public and Justice of the Peace.
Land Agent and Conveyancer. Acknowledgments taken. Loans negotiated on Real Estate security. Office at Clark's Building, opposite Planer's Hotel, Center Street.
SAMUEL HAMILTON,
Attorney and Counselor at Law.
OFFICE...WITH WM. R. OLDEN, Center Street, Anaheim.
JOSEPH BENNERSCHEIDT,
Tin and Copper Smith,
CENTER STREET, ANAHEIM.
STOVER, ETC., ALWAYS ON HAND.
SAMUEL MEYER,
CROCKERY, GLASSWARE, LAMPS, OILS
Gas Fixtures and Kitchen Utensils,
Commercial Street, Los Angeles.
MRS. FLORA ELDREDGE,
MILLINER.
ALBUMS, GOLD PENS, CANDIES, ETC.
ANAHEIM.
Agents for Averill's Chemical Paint. Also for the San Francisco Dulles and Weeklies, Eastern Periodicals, and Hall's Patent Fire and Burglar Proof Safes. Give us a call.
J. H. GOOCH,
PRACTICAL HOUSE, SIGN,
AND CARRIAGE PAINTER,
Opposite Poplar Row,
CENTRE STREET...ANAHEIM.
All kinds of Carriage Painting done in the VERY BEST STYLE
Prices according to style and quality, from $15 upward.
NOTICE TO SHIPPERS.
GREAT REDUCTION IN FREIGHT.
ANAHEIM LIGHTER COMPANY.
This Company is now prepared to receive and deliver freight at the Lowest Rates.
Shippers will please send Bills of Lading by Steamer, and mark freight care "Anaheim Lighter Company." No charge for Storage on Grain.
BOST N. WHITE.
Agent Anaheim Lighter Company.
B. DREYFUS, Anaheim. E. L. GOLDSTEIN, San Franco o.
J. PROWENFIELD, J. J. WEOLIN, New York.
B. DREYFUS & CO., GROWERS AND DEALERS IN CALIFORNIA WINES
AND GRAPE BRANDIES
117 and 119 Broadway, and 62 and 64 Cedar St., NEW YORK.
F. A. KORN & CO., Wholesale and Retail Dealers in WINES.
FINE WINES AND LIQUORS
Of the Best Selected Varieties.
Call and see Sample Rooms, corner Los Angeles and First North Streets, Anaheim, Cal.
ANAHEIM DRUG STORE,
How we climbed the steep hill-side goats,
And skipped o'er the ledges in gree
We mimicked the woodlark and notes,
And sung with the chick-a-dee-cake
We waded when the waist
And shouted to make the woods
Or played on its banks in the sunny
Light hearted as birds on the wi
You remember the pond where they swim,
How we called it the ocean so w
And in an old hat that was minus a
We sailed our rag dolls on its ti
And when they had cruised all tih through,
And outdone both Magellan and
We drew them all home in an old
And called it a coach ride they w
How we danced in the mud with feet,
And played 'twas the Dutch way
We made us mud biscuits and sweet,
Without any cook-book to learn
How we pitied the children whose shoes
Forbade them to share in our foe
While we attired up our pudding and stews,
And left them to cook in the au
The Divorce of Joseph
There are but few events more full of pathos than the Josephine. The emperor, cessant wars, thought that form a marriage alliance would of the royal families of might put an end to these perpetuate the order of this ed in France. For a le dreaded to speak upon the Josephine. To Cambacea Chancellor, he said:
"I will have nothing w semble a repudiation; no dissolution of the conjugal on mutual consent; a co founded on the interests of Josephine is to be provided in Paris, with a prince in the country, with an i hundred thousand dollars, cupy the first rank among es, after the future empire ever to keep her near me most affectionate friend."
Josephine became aware pending doom, and was with grief. At last the fate when the emperor was dreaded announcement took It was at Fontainbleu, th November, 1809. Dark c ed the sky, and a freezing moaned through the tower tle. The emperor and e alone. Neither had the he word. As the attendants close of the repast, at wh that neither could eat a emperor, pale and trembl hand of Josephine, and say "My own dear Josephine how I have loved you alone that I owe the few happiness I have known Josephine, my destiny is my will. My dearest af yield to the welfare of Fran The dreadful blow press, and she fell fainting
CENTER STREET, ANAHEIM.
STOVERS, ETC., ALWAYS ON HAND.
SAMUEL MEYER,
CROCKERY, GLASSWARE, LAMPS, OILS
One Fixtures and Kitchen Utensils.
Commercial Street, Los Angeles.
MRS. FLORA ELDREDGE,
MILLINER,
CENTRE STREET...ANAHEIM.
Ladies will find Butterick's celebrated Patterns for sale. HATS AND BONNETS MADE TO ORDER.
BATH HOUSE and BARBER SHOP
CENTER STREET, ANAHEIM.
PROF. DEAN, PROPRIETOR.
CITY BAKERY,
CENTER STREET, ANAHEIM.
CHARLES NILLE...PROPRIETOR.
Fresh Brand constantly on hand.
GEORGE BAUER.
BOOTS AND SHOES
Made and repaired at the lowest mall price. All orders promptly attended to, and with guaranteed GEORGE BAUER.
Los Angeles St., opposite Enterprise Hall.
S. C. FOY,
PIONEER SADDLE & HARNESS MAKER
Wholesale and Retail Dealer in Saddlery, Leather & Findings
No 12 Los Angeles St., Los Angeles.
CARPET WAREHOUSE.
AARON SMITH,
Importer and Dealer in Carpets, Oilcloth, Paper Hangings, and Upholstery Goods.
Carpets armed and put down neatly. No. 70 Downy Blank, Los Angeles.
WINES.
FINE WINES AND LIQUORS
Of the Best Selected Varieties.
Call and see Sample Rooms, corner Los Angeles and First North Streets, Anaheim, Cal.
ANAHEIM DRUG STORE,
Center Street, Anaheim.
H. BLANKEN,
Proprietor and Dealer in Drugs and Medicines, Patent Medicines, TRUSSES,
TOILET ARTICLES, PERFUMERY, etc.
Wines and Liquors for Medical Use.
OF PRESCRIPTIONS CAREFULLY DISPENSED.
F. LANGINBERGER.
L. HALBERSTADT.
HALBERSTADT & CO.
ANAHEIM LANDING,
DEALERS IN
LUMBER
OF EVERY DESCRIPTION.
Keep constantly on hand a large and complete assortment of REDWOOD and OREGON PINE LUMBER
Rough, Surfaced, Tongued and Growned.
Also, Posts, Shingles, Shakes, Linis, Doers, Blinds, Plains and Fancy Pickets, Windows, Handings, Lines, Plates, Hair, Hats, and Hardware.
All of our Lumber is of the best quality and we are determined to sell at the LOWEST RATE.
All kinds of GRAIN AND COUNTRY PRODUCTS.
MY own dear Josephine how I have loved you alone that I owe the few happiness I have known Josephine, my destiny is my will. My dearest affy yield to the welfare of France.
The dreadful blow press, and she fell fainting The Count de Beaumont was by the aid of the emperor was borne apparently li apartment.
Queen Hortense was She said reproachfully to "My mother will descend throne as she ascended it to your will. Her children renounce grandeurs which made them happy. Will devote their lives to comfort and the most affectionate one."
The emperor sat down early. Then raising his with tears he said, to Ho by he loved with parental foil.
"Do not leave me, He by me with Engene. He sole your mother, and calm, resigned, and ever maining my friend while be my wife."
Engene soon came from immediately repaired to apartment, and, clawpin arms, they wept in mah He then entered the cab peror, and, recoiling from embrace with which the have greeeted him, said:
"I Sir, permit me to your service."
"What," said the emperor with deep emotion,
"adopted are, formake me."
"Yes, sir." Engene.
"The son of her who is press cannot remain vicom low my mother into her must now find her com children."
The emperor was d Tears filled his eyes.
"You know," said he family which compels Will you formake me? We I have a son, the object
Southern California
ANAHEIM, CAL., SATURDAY, AUGUST 29, 1874.
Rarefoot.
I don't you remember the old hillside farm,
and the farm-house with clapboards so gray,
with the garden of roses, sweet pinks, and balm,
and the meadows with buttercups gray?
I don't you remember how, in-doors and out,
and under the old orchard trees,
we gay, laughing children went skipping about.
With bare feet, as busy as bees?
Now we all played together, the girls and the boys,
And had houses, and workshops, and stores,
g-habies and "earthens," and just as much noise
as our voices could make out of doors?
Now we loved through the pastures and woodhand to roam,
To gather bright moses and flowers!
We thought then, as now, there was "no place like home."
And no home so delightful as ours.
And don't you remember the pleasant school road,
And the school-house so sunny in June,
with the lessons we learned, and the "mark that we toed"—
And how we played "pizzen" at noon?
Our sun-bonnets, crumpled, hung over our necks.
The summer winds played with our hair;
hile the sun paid our faces the warmest respects
And kissed our white toes that went bare.
Now we climbed the steep hill side as nimble as goats,
And skipped o'er the ledges in glee;
We mimicked the woodlark and whippoorwill's notes,
And sung with the chick-a-dee-dee.
We waded the brook when the water was low.
And shouted to make the woods ring,
played on its banks in the summer's soft glow,
Light hearted as birds on the wing.
You remember the pond where the geese used to swim,
How we called it the ocean so wide,
and in an old hat that was minus the brim.
We sailed our rag dolls on its tide?
And when they had cruised all the wide ocean through
and preserver of my interests, who will watch over the child when I am absent?
If I die, who will prove to him a father?
They both then retired to the garden,
and, arm in arm, for a long time walked up and down one of its avenues engaged in earnest conversation. The noble Josephine, with a mother's love, could not forget the interests of her childrnn. She urged Eugene to remain faithful to the emperor.
"The emperor," she said, "is your benefactor, Eugene, your more than father. To him you are indebted for everything. To him therefore you owe boundless obedience."
A fortnight passed, and the day arrived for the consummation of this cruel sacrifice. It was the 15th of December. All the members of the imperial family were assembled in the grand saloon of the Tuileries. An extreme paleness overspread the face of the emperor. In his brief address to the assembled dignitaries, he said:
"The political interests of my monarchy, and the wishes of my people, require that I should transmit to an heir, inheriting my love for the people, the throne on which Providence has placed me. It is this consideration alone which induces me to sacrifice the dearest affections of my heart; to consult only the good of my subjects, and to desire the dissolution of our marriage.
"God only knows how much such a determination has cost my heart. But there is no sacrifice too great for my courage when it is proved to be for the interests of France. Ex from having any cause of complaints, I have nothing to say but in praise of the attachment and tenderness of my beloved wife."
HOUSEHOLD.
Henry in Innermoe.—It quite depends on the way ironing is done whether it is agreeable or not. The ironing board must have a slip-cover, to be washed each fornight, and besides there should be a large piece of thin cotton to lay over starched things to take the first pressure of the iron. This place must be fine, for coarse cloth will leave the impress of its threads on nice fabrics. A breadth of an old jacobean skirt is the best. A bowl of clear water, with a clean sponge or soft brush, or worn white rag, must be ready for dampening spots that have dried since folding, or have not ironed smoothly. The table ought to be solid, without leaves, and a high chair should be provided so that one may sit close to the board, touching it with the waist. It is just as convenient to iron sitting as standing, if one gets used to it, and most of the fatigue of ironing comes from standing long at a time.
A housekeeper who knows how to be good to herself—as every woman ought to be—will have a table for ironing with one side hollowed out, like the cutting boards which seamstresses use in their laps. It will be easy to sit up to such a table, and in a swivel chair that can be raised or lowered at will, the gas stove or furnace on one hand, the clothes frame on the other, many a poor, tired woman would find the dreadful ironing day one of the easiest of the week.
Truth to say, these conveniences are named not more to recommend housewifely exercise to idle people whose nerves are pining for it, than in hopes that some overburdened working-bee may be able to test the comfort of these
Six Wives
I am still ing so far for marriage is No one knot either side; are such pea written contort know what bond should take this man you must in with any other save in the ed manner; ested in any terrested you consider yet the incomplete universe; unto him think there believe it; must now other; you remembrance must get rid had any reu you must that you haw will stick tion it to erow."
Young n think that courtship it is always sure to trample rain to buipins. But
And kissed our white toes that went bare.
How we climbed the steep hill side as nimble as goats,
And skipped o'er the ledges in glee;
We mimicked the woodlark and whippoorwill's notes,
And sung with the chick-a-dee-dee.
We waded the brook when the water was low,
And shouted to make the woods ring,
Played on its banks in the summer's soft glow,
Light hearted as birds on the wing.
You remember the pond where the greeze used to swim,
How we called it the ocean so wide,
And in an old hat that was minus the brim,
We sailed our rag dolls on its tide?
And when they had cruised all the wide ocean through,
And outdone both Magellan and Cook,
We drew them all home in an old ragged shoe,
And called it a coach ride they took.
Now we danced in the mud with our bare naked feet,
And played 'twas the Dutch way to churn!
We made us mud biscuits and plum cake so sweet.
Without any cook-book to learn,
Now we pitied the children whose stockings and shoes.
Forbade them to share in our fun!
While we stirred up our puddings, and pastries and stews,
And left them to cook in the sum.
The Divorce of Josephine.
There are but few events in history more full of pathos than the divorce of Josephine. The emperor, weary of insistent wars, thought that if he could form a marriage alliance with some one of the royal families of Europe, he might put an end to these conflicts and perpetrate the order of things established in France. For a long time he threaded to speak upon the subject to Josephine. To Cambaces, the Archchancellor, he said:
"I will have nothing which can resemble a repudiation; nothing but a dissolution of the conjugal tie, founded on mutual consent; a consent itself bounded on the interests of the empire. Josephine is to be provided with a palace in Paris, with a princely residence in the country, with an income of six hundred thousand dollars, and is to occupy the first rank among the princesses, after the future empress. I wish ever to keep her near me as my best and most affectionate friend."
Josephine became aware of her impending doom, and was overwhelmed with grief. At last the fatal hour came when the emperor was to make the dreaded announcement to the empress. It was at Fontainbleu, the last day of November, 1809. Dark clouds obscured the sky, and a freezing wintry wind moaned through the towerers of the castle. The emperor and empress dined alone. Neither had the heart to speak a word. As the attendants retired at the close of the repast, at which it was said that neither could eat a mouthful, the emperor, pale and trembling, took the hand of Josephine, and said:
"My own dear Josephine, you know how I have loved you. It is to you alone that I owe the few moments of happiness I have known in this world. Josephine, my destiny is stronger than my will. My dearest affections must yield to the welfare of France."
The dreadful blow prostrated the empress, and she fell fainting to the floor.
quire that I should transamit to an heir, inheriting my love for the people, the throne on which Providence has placed me. It is this consideration alone which induces me to sacrifice the dearest affections of my heart; to consult only the good of my subjects, and to desire the dissolution of our marriage.
"God only knows how much such a determination has cost my heart. But there is no sacrifice too great for my courage when it is proved to be for the interests of France. Fax from having any cause of complaint, I have nothing to say but in praise of the attachment and tenderness of my beloved wife. She has embellished fifteen years of my life, and the remembrance of them will be forever engraven on my heart. Let her never doubt my affection, or regard me but as her best and dearest friend."
Josephine then endeavored to read her consent to the divorce. But tears blinded her eyes, and sobbings choked her voice. Sinking into a chair and handing the paper to M Reynaud, she buried her face in her handkerchief. He read a paper containing the following statements:
"I respond to all the sentiments of the emperor, in consenting to the dissolution of a marriage, which is now an obstacle to the happiness of France, by depriving it of the blessing of being one day governed by the descendants of that great man, who was evidently raised up by Providence to effect the evils of a terrible revolution, and to restore the altar, the throne, and social order. But the dissolution of my marriage will, in no respect, change the sentiments of my heart. The emperor will ever find in me his best friend. I know how much this act, commanded by policy and exalted interests, has rent his heart. But we both glory in the sacrifices we make for the good of the country."
Napoleon then embraced Josephine, and led her, almost fainting, to her apartment, where he left her alone with her children. The next day the Senate met to sanction the divorce. The emperor, careworn, wretched, pale as a statue, leaned against a pillar. A low hum of mournful voices alone disturbed the gloomy silence of the room. There was a table in the centre of the apartment upon which there was a writing apparatus of gold. Josephine entered leaning upon the arm of Hortense. Her face was as pale as the muslin dress she wore. The daughter, not possessing the fortitude of her mother, was sobbing aloud. The whole assembly rose. Tears blinded nearly all eyes. Josephine sat down, and leaning her pallid forehead upon her hand, listened to the reading of the act of separation. Eugene and Hortense stood by the side of their mother, the daughter weeping convulsively.
Josephine, as the reading was finished, for a moment pressed her handkerchief to her eyes, and then, rising, in clear but tremulous tones, pronounced the cathd of acceptance. She then sat down and taking pen, signed the deed which sundered the dearest ties which can be formed on earth.
Eugene fell fainting to the floor. His innate form was borne by out the attendants. Josephine retired with her daughter. Night came. The emperor, utterly wretched, had just placed him quire that I should transamit to an heir, inheriting my love for the people, the throne on which Providence has placed me. It is this consideration alone which induces me to sacrifice the dearest affections of my heart; to consult only the good of my subjects, and to desire the dissolution of our marriage.
"God only knows how much such a determination has cost my heart. But there is no sacrifice too great for my courage when it is proved to be for the interests of France. Fax from having any cause of complaint, I have nothing to say but in praise of the attachment and tenderness of my beloved wife. She has embellished fifteen years of my life, and the remembrance of them will be forever engraven on my heart. Let her never doubt my affection, or regard me but as her best and dearest friend."
Josephine then endeavored to read her consent to the divorce. But tears blinded her eyes, and sobbings choked her voice. Sinking into a chair and handing the paper to M Reynaud, she buried her face in her handkerchief. He read a paper containing the following statements:
"I respond to all the sentiments of the emperor, in consenting to the dissolution of a marriage, which is now an obstacle to the happiness of France, by depriving it of the blessing of being one day governed by the descendants of that great man, who was evidently raised up by Providence to effect the evils of a terrible revolution, and to restore the altar, the throne, and social order. But the dissolution of my marriage will, in no respect, change the sentiments of my heart. The emperor will ever find in me his best friend. I know how much this act, commanded by policy and exalted interests, has rent his heart. But we both glory in the sacrifices we make for the good of the country."
Napoleon then embraced Josephine, and led her, almost fainting, to her apartment, where he left her alone with her children. The next day the Senate met to sanction the divorce. The emperor, careworn, wretched, pale as a statue, leaned against a pillar. A low hum of mournful voices alone disturbed the gloomy silence of the room. There was a table in the centre of the apartment upon which there was a writing apparatus of gold. Josephine entered leaning uponthe armofHortense.Her face was as pale asthe muslin dressshe wore.The daughter,not possessingthefortitudeofhermother.wassobbingaloud.Thewholeassemblyrose.Tearsblindednearlyalleyes.Josephinesatdown,andleaningherpallidforeheadupherhand,听enedtothereadingoftheactofseparation.EugeneandHortensestoodbythesideofthemother,thedaughterweepingconvulsively.
Josephine,asthereadingwasfinished,fora momentpressedher手kerchieftohereyes,andthen,risinginclearbuttremuloustones,pronouncedthecathdofacceptance.Shethensatdownandtakingpen,signedthedeedwhichsunderedthedearesttieswhichcanbeformedonearth.
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The emperor and empress dined alone. Neither had the heart to speak a word. As the attendants retired at the close of the repast, at which it was said that neither could eat a mouthful, the emperor, pale and trembling, took the hand of Josephine, and said:
"My own dear Josephine, you know how I have loved you. It is to you alone that I owe the few moments of happiness I have known in this world. Josephine, my destiny is stronger than my will. My dearest affections must yield to the welfare of France."
The dreadful blow prostrated the empress, and she fell fainting to the floor. The Count de Beaumont was called, and by the aid of the emperor, Josephine was borne, apparently lifeless, to her apartment.
Queen Hortense was summoned. She said reproachfully to the emperor:
"My mother will descend from the throne as she ascended it, in obedience to your will. Her children, content to renounce grandeurs which have not made them happy, will gladly go and devote their lives to comforting the best and the most affectionate of mothers."
The emperor sat down and wept bitterly. Then raising his eyes, flooded with tears, he said, to Hortense, whom he loved with parental fondness:
"Do not leave me, Hortense. Stay by me with Engene. Help me to console your mother, and to render her calm, resigned, and even happy in remaining my friend while she ceases to be my wife."
Engene soon came from Italy. He immediately repaired to his mother's apartment, and, clasping her in his arms, they wep in mutual anguish. He then entered the cabinet of the emperor, and, recoiling from the cordial embrace with which the emperor would have greeted him, said:
"Sire, permit me to withdraw from your service."
"What," said the emperor, sadly, and with deep emotion, "will you, my adopted son, forgive me?"
"Yes, sir." Engene firmly replied.
"The son of her who is no longer empress cannot remain victory. I will follow my mother into her retreat. She must now find her consolation in her children."
The emperor was deeply moved. Years filled his eyes.
"You know," said he, "the surname which compels this measure. Will you forgive me?" Who thus should I have a son, the object of my desires?
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Mr. H. R. Haweis, the English clergyman, in a recent sermon told an entertaining story of a well-dressed, unhappy sort of gentleman who habitually calls on young ministers to talk about his religious difficulties. In mountriful tones he first-inquires whether he ought to pray in spiritual difficulties, and having that question settled satisfactorily he makes the same inquiry as to temporal difficulties. It then appears that these last are encompassing him in a painful manner, and that having prayed persistently without effect, he is on the verge of total absticism.
Young minister of course rushes to the name with a pleasant man, and the end, and victim of temporal difficulties goes gratefully waving to the nearest other young clergyman until his little income is acquired. Mr. Haweis after this experience once found the poor man at the house of a brother in the church, and easily urged him to go on with his tale, but in vain; for he bounded desperately to the door and was seen no more.
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I am still married and intend remaining so far some months to come. But marriage is a fearful and risky business. No one knows what may turn up on either side. Temper and temperament are such peculiar things. However, all yet is quiet on the Petomas. The marriage service has never been fully written out. People who marry don't know what they're promising. The bond should read: "You promise to take this man or this woman for life; you must not after this walk or talk with any other woman if you are a man, or any other man if you are a woman, save in the most circumstances and guarded manner; you must not become interested in any other woman; if you are interested you must not show it; you must consider your wife or your husband as the incompatible man or woman in the universe; there must be none other like unto him or her; if there be, or you think there be, you must if possible not believe it, or try not to believe it; you must now be wholly devoted to each other; you must also now lay aside all remembrance of your old flames; you must get rid of the idea that you ever had any regard for them; if you had you must try and make yourself believe that you had not, and if such a notion will stick to you, you must never mention it to each other, or there will be a row."
Young man and young woman! you think that the divine intoxication of courtship is to last forever. You think it is always going to be an ecstatic pleasure to trudge a mile through mud and rain to buy Seraphine Ann a paper of pins. But this state of things can't last.
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Young man and young woman! you think that the divine intoxication of courtship is to last forever. You think it is always going to be an ecstatic pleasure to trudge a mile through mud and rain to buy Seraphine Ann a paper of pins. But this state of things can't last. It's too high pressure. It must cool down. When you are married and she is yours and you are hers, and the novelty of the affair is over, and you are fairly settled down into "old married folks," then comes the test. Then, if you have been a crabbed old bachelor, full of little whims, habits, and peculiarities, as is the freest porcupine of quills, then will come the tug of war. Don't you recollect how, when single, and you came home after some tedious business, heated, tired, irritable, and disgusted with the world, and got alone in your room, that you used to fling boots and blacking-brushes about and swear and thrash around for an hour or before you simmered down into comparative calmness? Well, matrimony won't cure this, at least at first. But you must cut up so now. Even a temporary maniac is not a proper or a pleasant person for any young woman to be shut up alone with. And if, on entering, she sees trouble written on your face, and asks you "What's the matter?" and you reply, "O, nothing," because you don't want to be spoken to, and above all things, it annoys and irritates you to be so interrogated, and still she persists in asking, "What's the matter?" and still you try to say, "O, nothing," as mildly as you can, only it won't be said mildly, and it comes off your tongue as a pistol-shot, and you would just then like to bite somebody's head off. O, won't you at such a time wonder where the amiability, the oil, the sugar, the honey, the sunshine of courtship has all gone to? And how will you feel, you who have been accustomed to go in and out of your vile bachelor's den without inquiry or hindrance? How will you feel as you start to go out for the purpose of getting a drink around the corner, to hear her say, "Where are you going?" and this a dozen times a day, and every time it is asked you must stand and rack your brains for a new lie. And those girls on the opposite side of the street who are always at the window and with whom, before marriage, you carried on a sort of optical flirtation, which, to be sure, went no further than the eyes—how do you feel now as you catch yourself still looking into those windows and find your wife regarding you in a peculiar manner, and you know that she knows that you know how she knows all about your goings on at those windows!
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Superstishun iz the ignorance ov fear.
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But I have learned a great deal during my short matrimonial career. I would not have remained single if only for the sake of the information I have gained. I know now, in the first place, that one's wife is never in the least wrong. If there's a row, it's you, all you, every bit your fault. You may labor by the hour trying to make her own up that there being one pound avoirdupois or sixteen ounces of blame between you both, you are willing to take fifteen ounces of that blame, provided she will shoulder the remaining ounce, and she won't. When she says she will only be five minutes getting ready to go out, it means an hour, and when she says she's all ready, it means fifteen minutes more for putting on the final touches. She may never be considered really dressed until fairly out of the house and round the corner, and even then the chances are that she's forgotten gloves or handkerchief.
If there was a bed-room a mile long, and her entire wardrobe could be packed in a handbox, still you'd find portions of that wardrobe scattered along the whole mile of dreaming-room. She's a nice thing to look at when put together, but this wonderful creation is evolved from a chase interminable of pins, ribbons, rags, powder, thread, brushes, combs and laces.
If there were seven thousand drawers in your room, and you asked but for one to be kept sacred and inviolate for your own private use, that particular one would be full of hair-pins, ribbons, and soiled cuffs. Some provision, some protection in this matter should be inserted in the marriage service—Princess Mulford in S. F. Bulletin.
A ten year-old Socratus lately stated the situation as follows: "Oh, it's the old folks again, pounding and mangling each other, and smashing up the dishes. I've talked to am and reasoned with 'am, but they keep right on. It's getting dreary up there, and I guess you'd better bring 'am both in and give 'am three months each."
A woman in Louisville, Texas, recently enclosed a false tooth out, while facing her chickens, and one of their pinked it up, whispering the woman snugled the chicken, cut open the snap, and having taken out the tooth, sound it up again. The chicken lives to crow over the adventure.