anaheim-gazette 1870-11-26

ANAHEIM GAZETTE. PUBLISHED EVERY SATURDAY. G: W. BARTER, Ed'r and Prop'r. OFFICE AT CORNER OF CENTER AND LOS ANGELES STREETS. TERMS: For One Year (in advance.) $5 00 Six Months, $3 00 Three, $2 00 Rates of Advertising: One Inch Space, One Week, $2 00 Two Weeks, $3 00 One Month, $4 00 Three Months, $6 00 Quarter Column, One Week, $8 00 One Month, $10 00 Three, $15 00 Six, $20 00 One Year, $40 00 Half Column, One Week, $10 00 One Month, $15 00 Three, $20 00 Six, $30 00 One Year, $63 00 One Column, One Week, $20 00 One Month, $30 00 Three, $35 00 Six, $50 00 One Year, $120 00 AGENTS: Los Angeles, W. J. BRODRICK. San Francisco, L. P. Fisher. New York, Hudson & Monet. JOB WORK. ALL KINDS OF JOB WORK, PROMPTLY AND NEATLY EXECUTED AT THIS OFFICE. The English Language. Mine Got! mine Got! vot language I can not English spraken; For shust so sure I speak him right, So sure I bees mistaken. For when I says I wants my beer— I mean that lager fixen; Bier means dem tioga dat folks rid Ven dey go dead as bilxen. Dey say dey "raise" a building, Den "raze" it down so cime; "Rays" mean dem ting the sun trow Ven it gets up to shine. "Meat" means dem ting dat's coot to "Meet" also means ting proper; "The only meat" to measure dese ting Ven steampoats "meet" the stopp Shust the same word means every ti It makes no business whether You spell him di or t'other way— Von sounds almost like t'other. Mine Got! mine Got! so sure I "kno I can not English spraken; For ven I "noose" I speak him right, Py tam! I gits mistaken. A Slight Mistake. John Smith fell in love with a maid; Each night 'neath the window he And there, with his soft seranade. He awakened the whole neighborhood. But in vain he tried to arouse Her from sleep with his strains so b While he played in front of the house She slept in the little back-kitchen. AGENTS: Los Angeles, W. J. BRODRICK. San Francisco, L. P. Fisher. New York, Hudson & Menet. JOB WORK. ALL KINDS OF JOB WORK, PROMPTLY AND NEARLY EXECUTED AT THIS OFFICE. SUBSCRIPTIONS and Transient Advertisements Paid for Invariably in Advance. Current Advertisements Must be Settled For Monthly. Anaheim Corporate Officers. Mayor—Max Strobel. Common Council—John Fischer, President—Co-chairman: Henry Kroneger, John P. Zeyn, R. W. Champilla and F. Goodrich. City Attorney—S. J. Davis. Treasurer—Th. Rimpau. City Assessor—N. H. Mitschell. City Marshal—D. Davies. School Trustees: J. P. Zeyn, W. M. Higgins, H. Werder. Officers of Anaheim Water Company. John P. Zeyn, President. D. Stradinoff, Vice President. F. Schneider, Treasurer. Louis Dorr, Secretary. A. Bitner. Anaheim Lighter Company. BOARD OF TRUSTEES: F. Schneider, President. F. Kern, Secretary. A. Langeberger, Treasurer. C. Lorena, M. Strobel. County Official Directory. The seventeenth Judicial District is composed of Los Angeles, San Bernardino and San Diego counties—Murray Morrison Judge. District Court meets at Los Angeles in February av., August and November. County Judge—Ignacio Sepulveda. Court Commissioner—James H. Lander. State Senator—B. D. Wilson. Member of Assembly—M. F. Coronel. R. C. Freyer. Sherriff—J. F. Burns. Under Sheriff—H. C. Willay. Deputy Sheriff—Horace Burdick. County Clerk—T. D. Mott. Deputy Clerk—S. H. Mott. J. W. Gillette. District Attorney—C E. Thom. Deputy District Attorney—E. M. Ross, C A. Gardner. City and County Treasurer—T. E. Rowan. Superintendent of Public Schools—W. M. McPadden. Public Administrator—George Carson. County Surveyor—F. Lecouvreur. County Agent—D. Botiller. Caroner—Joseph Kurtz. The County and Probate Courts meet every May, July, September, November, January and March—six terms annually. County Board of Supervisors: W. Woodworth, Chairman; J. B. Winston, H Abila, R H.Mayer and H Foramer. LOVE STORY FROM MORMONDALE Miss Laura Claire, the best daughter of Professor Ignaz Claire astronomer, has it has been well for some time, been engaged to Miss Fred Vivian, the young writer, auctured "Hell and Heaven," "Which Wife Have?" "Think and Repent," "For the Sinners," and other befriends which have given him reputation, but for some reason or it has been suspected there was no means between them Still, Miss loved him devotedly, and the prizes for the wedding were going on. In the meanwhile, Mr Josephton, a young gent of this city, had desperately in love with Miss Claire refused to be denied admittance to house, although Professor Claire several times ordered him out when treated thus, declared myously, that he knew certain about Miss Claire, and if she did marry him he would repeat them demanded to see her alone. The finally consented to, and after an interview, he departed stating that would return the next day To the smiled, and said: "Yes, I shall always glad to see you." These words were repeated by of the servants to Mr Vivian who came that evening, and he asked afflianced what they meant? She "Nothing." After awhile he said you love this Morton?" Miss laughed and said, "Don't be a fool fred." "Then you refuse to answer he said. She frowned "You know love you," she answered; "and if ask me any more silly questions I be angry." Mr Vivian left short ter, appearing much displeased. The next morning Mr Morton The servants noticed that Miss C was deadly pale, but she received cordially." You must have some w she said." Of course," he replied, you." He took a glass and drank Shortly after he departed; but before had walked three blocks he dropped Deputy District Attorney—E. M. Ross, C. A. Gardner. City and County Treasurer—T. E. Rowan. Superintendent of Public Schools—W. M. McFadden. Public Administrator—George Carson. County Surveyor—F. Lecouvreur. County Agent—D. Botiller. Coroner—Joseph Kurts. The County and Probate Courts meet every May, July, September, November, January and March—six terms annually. County Board of Supervisors: W. Woodworth Chairman; J. B. Winston, H. Abilla, R. H. Mayer and H. Forman. Supervisors meet every month, and from time to time as occasion requires. POLHEMUS BRO’S, DEALERS IN AGRICULTURAL IMPLEMENTS. HARDWARE, Stoves & Tinware, ANAHEIM, CAL. ecl2911 DR. W. N. HARDIN, Physician, Surgeon AND OBSTETRICIAN. A GRADUATE of some of the best schools of the cities of New York and Philadelphia, with the experience of twenty-one years in the practice of Medicine, Surgery, and the treatment of diseases of Women and Children, Offers his professional services to the citizens of Anaheim and surrounding country. Office and residence on Los Angeles street, opposite Mr. J. Keller’s, where he may be found at all hours, except when professionally engaged. D. K. WILLIAMS, CARPENTER, JOINER and BUILDER, ANAHEIM, CAL. As Mothers Do. We were consider amused the other day at three little playing among the sage brush in back yard. Two of them were believing keep house” a few yards tant from each other, neighbors, were. One of them said to the little girl: “There now, Nelly, you go Sarah’s house and stop a little while talk, and then you come back and me; and then I’ll talk about her, then you’ll go back and tell what I and then we’ll get mad and won’t up to each other, just like our mother you know. Oh, that’ll be such fun HEIM GAZE ANAHEIM, CALIFORNIA, NOVEMBER 26, 1870. English Language. mine Got! vot language dat English spraken; sure I speak him right, bees mistaken. says I wants my beer— at lager fixen; dam tings dat folks ride on go dead as blixen. "raise" a building, it down so cime; on dem ting the sun trows out as up to shine. dam ting dat's cool to eat; so means ting proper; seee" to measure des tings poets "meet" the stopper. some word means every ting; no business whether m dis or't' other way— is almost like 'tother. mine Got! no sure I "knows," English spraken; posse"I speak him right, gits mistaken." Slight Mistake. well in love with a maid; t neath the window be stood, with his soft seranade. ned the whole neighborhood. the tried to arouse leap with his strains so bewitchin: yed in front of the house— in the little back-kitchen. Josh Billings' Real Estate Register. I kan sell for eighteen hundred and thirty-nine dollars a pallas, a neat and pensive retirement, located on the virgin banks of the Hudson, containing 85 akers. The land is divided by the band of natur and art into pastur and tillage, into plain and declevity, into stern abruptness and the dalliance of moss-tufted medder; streams of sparklin gladness (thick with trout) dance thro' the wilderness of buty tew the low music of the kricket and grasshopper. The overgreen sights as the evening zefer flirts thru its shadowy buzzum. Fruits of the tropiks in golden buty molt on the bows and the bees go heavy and sweet from the fields to garnering hivee. The mansion is of Parian marble; the porch is a single diamond set in rubies and the mother of pearl; the floor is ox-rose wood, and the ceilins are more butiful than the starry vaults of heavin. Hot and cold water squirts and bubbles in every direction, and nothin is wantin that a poet could pray for or art could portra. The stables are worthy of the steeds of Nimrod or the studs of Akilles and its hennery was built expressly for the birds of paradise, while sombre in the distance, like the cave of a hermit, glimpses are caught of the dorg-house. Here poets have cum and warbied their laze; here sculptors have sculp; here painters have robbed the scene uv dreary landscapes; and here the filoose. Justice to Babies. Babies are not to blame for agreeable; they can't help want to be left alone and keep sight, if they are well bred; foolish parents won't let their way, unless the word is spelled. The unfortunate baby be taken into the light, and criticised, and poked in the asked to laugh a little. The laughing under such circumstance Crying is more natural, and this course. Who wouldn't? To positive and sensible baby on and insist on its playing a coat with a dozen pins in its flesh;eral doses of medicine internai ing the ignorance of physicians like insisting that a bereaved dance a hornpipe at his mother Nor are babies bound to reser father, or both at a time. They have a confused notion of w per personal appearance is after suured they are exact count of their parents, aunts, uncle fathers, grandmothers, and all temporaneous relatives. They they don't look like any thing ticular but themselves. Beauty possible to them, and they Their family pride is revolt thought of being compared to cestors who may chance to b Their intuitive sense of art is... Slight Mistake. Well in love with a maid; it neath the window be stood, with his soft seranade, need the whole neighborhood. Tried to arouse sleep with his strains so bewitchin: layed in front of the house—in the little back-kitchen. Yay from Mormondom. Ms Claire, the beautiful Professor Ignaz Claire, the mas, it has been well known, been engaged to Mr Alme young writer, author of haven," Which Will You think and Repent," "Prayers," and other beautiful have given him quite a lot for some reason or other expected there was a cool-them Still, Miss Claire notedly, and the prepara-wedding were going on. While, Mr Joseph Morrent of this city, had fallen love with Miss Claire, and eniled admittance to the high Professor Claire had ordered him out. He, thus, declared mysterious knew certain secrets aire, and if she did not would repeat them. He too her alone. This she led to, and after a long departed, stating that he the next day To this she did: "Yes, I shall always be." Were repeated by one to Mr Vivian, when he ning, and he asked his they meant? She said after awhile he said, "Do Morton?" Miss Claire id, "Don't be a fool, All-you refuse to answer?" Browned "You know I answered;" and if you are silly questions I shall Mr. Vivian left shortly af much displeased. Earning Mr. Morton came noticed that Miss Claire be, but she received him must have some wine." Course," he replied, "with a glass and drank it. Be departed; but before he see blocks he dropped to and cold water squirts and bubbles in every direction, and nothin is wantin that a poet could pray for or art could portra. The stables are worthy of the steeds of Nimrod or the studs of Akilles and its hennery was built expressly for the birds of paradise, while sombre in the distance, like the cave of a hermit, glimpses are caught of the dorg-house. Here poets have cum and warbied their laze; here actlptors have sculp; here painters have robbed the scene uv dreary landscapes; and here the filosofer diskovered the study which made him the alkemist of nature. Next to the northward of this thing of buty, sleeps the residence and domain of the Duke John Smith; while southward, and nearer the spice breathing tropiks, may be seen the barronial villy of Earl Brown and Duchess Widdy. Betsey Jones Walls of primitive rock, lade in Roman sement, bound the estate, while upward and downward the eye catches far away the slow grandeur of the Hudson. As the young morn hangs like a curtain of silver from the blue breast of the sky, an angel may be seen each night with golden tiptogs on the green. N. B.-This angel goes with the place. Diagrams kan be sene at the office of the broker. Terms flattering. None but principals dealt with. Title as pure as the birth of a male infant, and possession given with the lark. NOVEL CURE FOR CONSUMPTION.—Alexandre Dumas published some time ago, in a daily Paris paper, a novel; in which the heroine, prosperous and happy, is assailed by consumption. All the slow and gradual symptoms were most naturally and touchingly described; and the greatest interest was felt for the heroine. One day the Marquis de Dalomieu called on him. "Dumas," said he, "have you composed the end of the story now being published in the——" "Of course." "Does the heroine die at the end?" "Of course, dies of consumption After such symptoms as I have described, how could she live?" "You must make her live. You must change the catastrophe." "I cannot." "Yes, you must; for on your heroine's life depends my daughter's." "Your daughter's?" "Yes, she has all the various symptoms of consumption which you have described and watches momentily for have a confused notion of wives personal appearance is after they are exact count of their parents, aunts, unclefathers, grandmothers, and all temporary relatives They don't look like any thing ticular but themselves. Beautiful possible to them, and they Their family pride is revolt thought of being compared to ancestors who may chance to be Their intuitive sense of art is sufficient to inform them, that thirty pounds of scarlet awaith imperceptible noses, pry eyes, and entire absence of do dot constitute beauty. The scious that they suffer by cove with other little animals geese and pigs, so far as estand, therefore, beauty is a deliject they would prefer not to discuss. Babies have no individual appearance whatever, and dislikenesses between them and persons is as if we compared derness of a steak with the ee of a human countenance.-Monthly. THE THREE GOLDEN BALLS three golden balls have been all time immemorial the chosen eee the pawnbrokers. They oo there is very little doubt., Lombards, the principal dealer precious metals. It is not known however, that the Medici of Florence assumed as their arms, three pills, in allusion to of the family. These pills, as fashion of the times, were gilt agents of the family, throughout exhibited the three golden pills as their business signs. We should have been the number two to one that whatever you pawn you will never get out aga There are several slang phrases applied to pawnbrokers and thruess, which are of obscure origin should a pawnbroker be called uncle?" Uncles, it is true, that the last resort of improvident pecuous elatives but so are all grandmothers. The name he has been given, and in Great Britain least, has become the universal signation for one who loans rpledges of personal property. goods is known as "putting their spout." This term doubtless "Does the heroine die at the end?" "Of course, dies of consumption. After such symptoms as I have described, how could she live?" "You must make her live. You must change the catastrophe." "I cannot." "Yes, you must; for on your heroine's life depends my daughter's." "Your daughter's?" "Yes, she has all the various symptoms of consumption which you have described, and watches mournfully for every number of your novel, reading her own fate in your heroine's. Now, if you made your heroine live, my daughter, whose imagination has been deeply impressed, will live too" "Come, a life to save is a temptation—" "Not to be resisted." Dumas changed his last chapter. His heroine recovered and was happy. About five years afterwards, Dumas met the Marquis at a party. "Ah, Dumas!" he exclaimed, "let me introduce you to my daughter; she owes her life to you. There she is." "That fine, handsome woman, who looks like Jeanne d'Arc?" "Yes She is married and has had four children." "And my novel four editions," said Dumas; "so we are quits." In Describing a wedding, Mrs. Stowe writes: "Then there was the wedding banquet, where everybody ate quantities of most fashionable, indigestible horrors, with praiseworthy courage and enthusiasm; for what is to become of 'pate de fois gras' if we don't eat it? What is to become of us if we do, is entirely a secondary question. The house was a crush of wilting flowers, and the rooms smelt of tuberoses enough to give one a veritable for a month. A band of music brayed and slashed every minute of the time, and a jam of people, in elegant dresses, shrieked to each other above the din, and several of Lillie's former admirers got tipsy in the supper room." To Remove Ink Stains-In a Marseilles, a little incident came my observation which may proviceable to many readers. In the des Empereurs, where I was an inkstand was accidentally turned upon a beautiful table. Those present thought that they was ruined. A servant being to remove the article from the ture were surprised at witnessing thecessfull means resorted to for rethe ink stains. The servant spout over the cloth a quantity of pap salt, and rubbed them over its mixture soon absorbed everyof the ink, and the table-spread as good condition as before the spread was of wooen fabric. A Terrible Loss.-An Illinois committed suicide by hanging him an apple tree. At the funeral ador, noticing the sad appearance husband, consoled him by saying bad met with a terrible loss. said the husband beaving a sigl must have kicked like thunder to off six bushel of green apples that have been worth a dollar a bushel they got ripe!" A Loving wife at Long Branch-"The horrid surf makes me kite mouth shat." Sarcastic husband-some of it home with you." Justice to Babies. are not to blame for being dis- ; they can't help it. They be left alone and kept out of they are well bred; but their parents won't let them have unless the word is differently The unfortunate babies must into the light, and looked at, used, and poked in the ribs, and little. The idea of under such circumstances! more natural, and they cry, of who wouldn't? To put a senssible baby on exhibition, on its playing a comedy part ten pine in its flesh, and sevof medicine internally, reveal nance of physicians, is much that a bereaved son should turnpipe at his mother's funeral bies bound to resemble their both at a time. They must obluse notion of what their appearance is after being asare exact counterparts of parents, aunts, uncles, grandandmothers, and all their coous relatives. The truth is, look like any thing in parthemselves. Beauty is imthem, and they know it. ly pride is revolted at the being compared to their anmay chance to be comely. live sense of art is quite off Treatment of New Wine. When the wine has been let out of the fermenting vat and has been placed, under proper conditions, into cask, the cleaning process commences without delay. The heavier substances floating in the wine settle down promptly, while all matter of lighter weight requires more time to reach the bottom of the cask. Thus soon the whole volume of the wine contained in the cask is divided into two distinctly different parts or conches. The upper one, which occupies the largest part of the cask, is fairly bright; the lower one, the smaller one in volume, is thick and muddy. In the latter the formation of the lees takes place, the proportion of quantity of which to the total volume of the wine in the cask varies according to the quality of the wine and to the character of the vintage. In the beginning the separation of the two parts is not very distinctly marked, but with the progressing clarification of the upper part it becomes more and more distinct. This separation of the wine into two different parts is the consequence of the different degrees of density of the solid and of the liquid substances which were mingled together during the operation of drawing the wine from the fermenting vat, and it is easy to understand that the same would be effected in a similar compound under the influence of confused notion of what their appearance is after being as are exact counterparts of parents, aunts, uncles, grandmothers, and all their cousins relatives. The truth is, look like any thing in par with themselves. Beauty is imitated them, and they know it. Only pride is revolted at the being compared to their anno may chance to be comely. Native sense of art is quite sufffinorm them, that seven to kinds of scarlet avoirdupois, acceptable noses, protuberant centre absence of symmetry, institute beauty. They are confined they suffer by comparison for little animals even with bigs, so far as esthetics go, more, beauty is a delicate sub- would prefer not to have disabilities have no individuality of whatever, and discovering between them and mature as if we compared the ten-a steak with the expression an countenance. — Packard's FREE GOLDEN BALLS.—The bells have been almost from memorial the chosen emblem of brokers. They originated, very little doubt, with the principal dealers in the metals. It is not generally however, that the Medici family assumed as their coat of pills, in allusion to the origin of these pills, as was the times, were gilt, and the family, throughout Europe three golden pills or balls, business signs. Why three have been the number chosen is it has been waggishly however, that it is a very well, as it indicates that it is that whatever you pay in will never get out again. Several slang phrases appear brokers and their business of obscure origin. Why broker be called "my uncles," it is true, are often sort of improvident and im- relatives, but so are aunts and sirs. The name, however, men, and in Great Britain, at become the universal slang for one who loans money on personal property. Pawning down as putting them up this term doubtless derives eration of the two parts is not very distinctly marked, but with the progressing clarification of the upper part it becomes more and more distinct. This separation of the wine into two different parts is the consequence of the different degrees of density of the solid and of the liquid substances which were mingled together during the operation of drawing the wine from the fermenting vat, and it is easy to understand that the same would be effected in a similar compound, under the influence of an elevated temperature. If the whole mass of the wine could be brought to a higher temperature at once, the solid and liquid substances would keep their respective positions; but the elevation of temperature proceeds gradually from the surface to the centre of the liquid, and thus creates currents by which the solid and the parts of less density are mingled again, however separated they were before. Beside the inconvenience to set in trouble a wine which was already clear such movement may have grave consequences if the temperature continues, and if, as is nearly always the case, the solid parts contain elements of alteration. This phenomenon of the wine's becoming cloudy without any visible cause often appears, as the temperature of the cellars is not always uniform, but if the casks are well filled, and the elevation of temperature does not set in too suddenly, there is no danger, and it has been ascertained by long experience that the rise of the already settled lees in the wine is of no dangerous consequences. Removing the new wine to a cooler place will also never hurt it, and is far preferable to a precipitate racking. Only when the wine appears to be entirely bright and the formation of lees is completed, it may be drawn into fresh casks, an operation which usually takes place in the month of January. — Wine and Fruit Reporter. LEARN TO COOK WELL.—The health of the family depends upon it. We know that there are those who associate luxury, effeminacy, and all dependent ills, with every attempt of the kind recommended. But we do not believe that health is promoted by eating raw carrots or doughy bread—or that, to secure long life, it is necessary to turn cannibal. Nor were men made to graze like cattle, or eat food like dogs. Nor is it necessary, in order to shun the errors of which we speak, to rush into the opposite extreme. Good cookery does not consist in producing the highest seasoned wainbroker be called "my uncles," it is true, are often part of improvident and imitative but so are aunts and sisters. The name, however, been, and in Great Britain, at become the universal slang for one who loans money on personal property. Pawning down as putting them up the term doubtless derives from the fact that in a large establishment the pledges they are received are sent out" as it is called, to an over room, there to be ticketed away. In a visit to a little incident came within vision which may prove serenity readers. In the Hotel Mrs. where I was residing, and was accidentally overheard a beautiful table spread thought that the cloth A servant being called in the article from the table, allied at witnessing the success resorted to for removing it. The servant sprinkled with a quantity of paper and baked them over its surface; soon absorbed every portion and the table-spread was in addition as before the accident. Was of woo.en fabric. An Illinois woman suicide by hanging herself to At the funeral a neigh- the sad appearance of the soiled him by saying that he had a terrible loss. "Yes," band beaving a sigh, "she sucked like thunder to shake off green apples that would worth a dollar a bushel when we are out of milk?" A young German widow of San Francisco has fall heir to 40,000 thalers from the estate of an uncle who was killed in one of the recent battles.