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PAGE FOUR SOLD UNDER A POSITIVE MONEY BACK GUARANTEE TO GIVE SATISFACTORY RESULTS WITH ANY KIND OF BAKING WE don’t care what kind of baking powder you are using—we don’t care how much you pay for it or how good the results—you’ll never know how wholesome and tasty bakings can be until you try Calumet. Nor will you know the meaning of greatest baking economy. That’s more than a claim. It is an incontestable fact. Let us prove it—without risk to you. Let us show you how to secure superior baking results and to save on baking costs. Just ask your grocer to send you a can. Try it. Then if you are not convinced that Calumet serves you better than any baking powder you have ever used—if you are not sure it saves you where inferior powders frequently cause waste, tell your dealer and he will cheerfully refund purchase price. Order a can today. Calumet is the product of the largest and finest baking powder factories in existence. Its wonderful excellence has made it the choice of leading Domestic Scientists, eminent Chefs and the most send you a can. Try it. Then if you are not convinced that Calumet serves you better than any baking powder you have ever used—if you are not sure it saves you where inferior powders frequently cause waste, tell your dealer and he will cheerfully refund purchase price. Order a can today. Calumet is the product of the largest and finest baking powder factories in existence. Its wonderful excellence has made it the choice of leading Domestic Scientists, eminent Chefs, and the most popular leavener with America's most particular housewives. CALUMET BAKING POWDER NOTE— A pound can of Calumet contains full 16 oz. Some baking powders come in 12 oz. cans instead of 16 oz. cans. Be sure you get a pound when you want it. Christmas Plum Pudding Mince Pies A large assortment of Layer Cakes. Christmas Goodies Of all kinds. We Will Be Closed All Day on Monday, Dec. 26. A large assortment of Layer Cakes. Christmas Goodies Of all kinds. We Will Be Closed All Day on Monday, Dec. 26. Boston Bakery 201 E. Center St. Phone 135W Anaheim Excelsior Made Recipe No. 9 English Walnut Candy Boil 2c. brown sugar and 1 tbsp. butter with one sup milk till a little dropped in water forms a soft ball. Remove from fire and beat until mixture begins to thicken. Add 1c. broken English Walnut meats and ½c. raisins and pour into buttered pan. Cut in squares while warm. INSURE THE SUCCESS OF THIS RECIPE BY USING EXCELSIOR MILK EXCELSIOR CREAMERY CO. 232 E. Sycamore Phone 177 THE ONCE OVER BY H. I. PHILLIPS "ALL MEMBERS OF THIS CLUB" A Story of the Four-Power Association of Nations. Scene: Hoolahoola Island, a Pacific insular possession of the United States. Time: The immediate future. (The American governor-general is sitting under a coconut butter tree drinking a glass of giddybrew, the native drink. A high explosive shell lands a few feet away, the explosion showering him with dirt and spilling his giddybrew). Governor General: Now, what do you suppose that was? (He settles back in his chair, brushes off his clothes and sips his giddybrew again. Another shell drops near by, throwing him to the ground). Gov. Gen.: How extraordinary! Darned if I don't think somebody is shel.....but, no; that's impossible!...it must be the native children playing a new game. Foleys Friendly Fancies A LITERARY QUIZ "No, I aint wantin' a single thing," he said as he sat him down, In the office chair and crossed his legs. "I just happened into town And I thought I'd come and make a call. I read your stuff sometimes, And I'm here to say, if it's good or bad, I notice it always rhymes. So I told Ma if I had the time and you wasn't feelin'-mean Or out o' sorts I'd take a look at the poetry machine; And get some points on how it's done in the course of a friendly call. And if it's a secret or patent-right, why, no harm done at all. "I knowed a poetry feller once, down where I used to be, And he wrote eppitafts on stones, but he never wrote none for me. He wrote them short ones, short and pat, like: 'Ebenezer Jones Lies here at peace, a noble man and kind, God rest his bones!' He did it easy too, and well, and he had his rhymes on all The gravestones put up in his day and his charges was quite small. But the place was awful healthy then and customers was few, And he'd go along for mebbe a month without a thing to do. "And the feller nearly starved to death and finally moved away But he wrote some mightly lastin' stuff and it's there to this very day; He didn't write near as much as you—no I'd say nowhere rich" (He picks himself up, dropping the chair again and is surveying broken cup of giddybrew when my shell drops so close it hurls him the upper branches of the cove tree to the slippery branches and gins to show traces of concern. Gov. Gen.; I suppose I'm still this is beginning to get on my wrist...If I didn't know the Wash conference had made such a out of the question I'd suspect body was shelling this island George, there's some kind of ship off yonder now. A shell explodes overhead, tering the coconut butter tree scattering butter for miles and The governor general falls to the buttered ground unconscious, he recovers his senses some hour he finds himself facing a Japanese miral. Japanese sailors are overning the island.) Gov. Gen.: Oh, hullo! Why, a Japanese admiral, aren't you? Jap. Adm.: Yeh. Gov. Gen.: But what are you here? This is an American island Jap. Adm.: It WAS an Amrican island. It is now a Japanese island. Gov. Gen.: But you can't do anything like this? Jap. Adm.: Why not? Gov. Gen.: There hasn't been meeting. Jap. Adm.: Meeting of what? Gov. Gen.: Why, of our, er, organization, our club, our friendciety. Jap. Adm.: I can't help that have taken over the island. Gov. Gen.: But my dear adjoining you know very well you can't travel until the question is brought at a meeting of the lodge....I say the association. Why, you suspended or dropped from merchant ship or sumpin. Jap. Adm.: This is now a Japanese island. Get me? Gov. Gen.: How absurd. My admiral, you're quite wrong...(coming a notebook). Why, the semi-annual meeting of the association isn't due until the third day in May. We've got a couple months to wait before the mans can even be considered. Jap. Adm.: (Calling some sailors Lock this bimbo up. He thinks an Elk or something.) Gov. Gen.: I'LL REPORT YOU THE HOUSE COMMITTEE "I knowed a poetry feller once, down where I used to be. And he wrote eppitaft on stones, but he never wrote none for me. He wrote them short ones, short and pat, like: 'Ebenezer Jones Lies here at peace, a noble man and kind, God rest his bones!' He did it easy too, and well, and he had his rhymes on all The gravestones put up in his day and his charges was quite small. But the place was awful healthy then and customers was few, And he'd go along for mebbe a month without a thing to do. "And the feller nearly starved to death and finally moved away But he wrote some mightly lastin' stuff and it's there to this very day; He didn't write near as much as you—no, I'd say nowhere nigh, But I'm bound to say for what he did the quality was high. And I've often wondered how poets did. It's a trick of course I know. Of puttin' words in a line just right, but how do you make it go? And where do you get your idees from and how do you make 'em rhyme? And how do you make the lines come out the same length every time? "I spose it's a lot in practice, too. If a feller does one a day He ought to get so he turns am out in a pretty handy way. But how do you get the feet in right so the swing of it don't go lame? And what comes first then you get a start, the verses or the name? Does it run right out without a hitch when you get right down to biz, Or is it cold and thick and slow like cold molasses js? I'm kind o' curious to know the way and why and how. And if I should give you a good idea, could you write one there, right now?" So I made him a line and much like this, and another to rhyme with, too. And he said: "That eppitaft feller, Boy, had nothin' at all on you. He turned 'em out as quick as that, and he didn't half way try, And mebbe not as long as yours but the quality was high. I often wondered where he went, since the time he went away, But mebbe he's got an office, too, and writin' his One a Day. 'Cause he had the grit, I know he had, and the poetry genius, too: Just wanted to write the whole day long, and not have a thing to do!" C. L. Holland CASH GROCER 131 E. CENTER ST. THE CHRISTMAS ORDER WAS WON BY MRS. L. CURRAN, WITH A GUESS OF 538 SEEDS We have a big surprise in store for you on presents for the children's stockings. Come in and observe the prices. Remember we are headquarters for Chase & Sanborn's Coffee and Teas. Gold Medal Flour 49 lbs. $2.05 Globe A-1 Flour 49 lbs. $1.95 for the children's stockings. Come in and observe the prices. Remember we are headquarters for Chase & Sanborn's Coffee and Teas. Gold Medal Flour 49 lbs. $2.05 Globe A-1 Flour 49 lbs. $1.95 Compound Lard, 2 lbs. ... 25c Bacon, Eastern, light weight and lean, pound ... 35c Hams, Puritan, wrapped in Christmas paper, pound ... 33c String Beans, cut quality, can ... 13c Dozen to customer deal ... $1.55 Cocoa, bulk, 2 lbs... 25c Cocoanut, bulk, 2 lbs. ... 45c Peas, Seal Brand Can ... 15c Case ... $1.80 Corn, Iowa, Reg. 20c can ... 15c Dozen ... $1.80 Burbank Potatoes $2.25 Cwt. Celery, Northern, big bunches, and fresh stock, bunch ... 15c Xmas Trees, only a few left, so get yours early. Raisins and Figs, 5-lb. boxes at cost, each ... $2.00 XMAS CANDY, per lb. ... 11c Brazil Nuts, per lb. ... 20c Almonds, per lb. ... 20c Oranges, Navel, large size, doz. ... 25c We deliver orders free that are over $3.00 As an added inducement for your trade we are giving green stamps. picks himself up, drops into air again and is surveying his cup of giddybrew when a third rops so close it hurls him into per branches of the cocoanut the slippery branches and beshow traces of concern.) Gen.; I suppose I'm silly, but beginning to get on my nerves. I didn't know the Washington once had made such a thing the question I'd suspect somewas shelling this island....By there's some kind of a warf yonder now. shell explodes overhead, shatthe cocoanut butter tree and ing butter for miles around. Governor general falls to the well ground unconscious. When vers his senses some hours later himself facing a Japanese adJapanese sailors are overrunisland.) Gen.: Oh, hullo! Why, you're ese admiral, aren't you? Adm.: Yeh. Gen.: But what are you doing This is an American island. Adm.: It WAS an American It is now a Japanese island. Gen.: But you can't do a thing? Adm.: Why not? Gen.: There hasn't been any Adm.: Meeting of what? Gen.: Why, of our, er, er, oron, our club, our friendly soAdm.: I can't help that. We en over the island. Gen.: But, my dear admiral, now very well you can't take it! the question is brought up meeting of the lodge.....I should association. Why, you'd be d or dropped from membersumpin. Adm.: This is now a Japanese Get me? Gen.: How absurd. My dear you're quite wrong...(consultnotebook). Why, the regular unual meeting of the, associadue until the third TuesMay. We've got a couple to wait before the matter be considered. Adm. (Calling some sailors): as bimbo up. He thinks I'm for something. Gen.: I'll REPORT YOU TO HOUSE COMMITTEE FOR There is a funny side even about a poor slum child's ignorance of the country's beauties and joys. A philanthropist one summer day said to a ragged urchin of seven or eight: "You've got a real treat coming. We're going to send you to the countrу for a week." "Oh, don't!" replied the urchin, and he looked as if he was about to cry. "Why?" exclaimed the philanthropist surprise. "What's your objection to the country?" "They've got thrashing machines there, ain't they?" answered the boy. "Well, it's bad enough here, where it is done by hand." RADIO Equipment We have everything for wireless work. ANAHEIM IGNITION DEPOT 218 S. Los Angeles St., Anaheim Chaffees WHERE CASH BEATS CREDIT Christmas Candy Mixed 2 lbs for 25c A wonderful variety of Sweet Meats and goodies at all Chaffee Stores “Prices Are Right”—Bring the little folks along. They will be interested in the many things on display. Mixed 2 lbs for 25c A wonderful variety of Sweet Meats and goodies at all Chaffee Stores "Prices Are Right"—Bring the little folks along. They will be interested in the many things on display. 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