anaheim-bulletin 1959-05-12

UTT AND JEFF — THIS WOMAN CALLED UP AND SAID SHE HAD A LEAK! BUT I DON'T REMEMBER WHAT APARTMENT SHE SAID! HEY, MUTT! VIRGIL — HELLO, SPOTWHO ARE YOU LOOKING FOR? WOOF... WOOF-WOOF! OH-- HE'S DOWN BY TH POST OFFICETHAT'S TWO BLOCKS NORTH! YOU'RE WELCOME MICKEY FINN — CLANCY BOUGHT SOME OF IT? YOU'RE KIDDING, PHIL! NO, I'M NOT! HE PICKED UP A THOUSAND SHARES THIS MORNING-AND HAD TO PAY H4 FOR IT, TOO! AND CLANCY ISN'T THE ONLY ONE? NO, INDEED! HALF THE MEMBERS OF THE LODGE HAVE ALSO GONE IN! EVEN OLD "KILL JOY" MS MANUS! CLANCY BOUGHT SOME OF IT YOU'RE KIDDING, PHIL! NO, I'M NOT! HE PICKED UP A THOUSAND SHARES THIS MORNING- AND HAD TO PAY 14 FOR IT, TOO! AND CLANCY ISN'T THE ONLY ONE? NO, INDEED; HALF THE MEMBERS OF THE LODGE HAVE ALSO GONE IN! EVEN OLD "KILL JOY" MS MANUS! B.C. — THERE'S ONE THAT LOOKS LIKE A FACE. AND THERE'S ONE THAT LOOKS LIKE A PIG. HEY, THERE'S ONE THAT LOOKS LIKE YOU! DIXIE DUGAN MEBBE, THE GUY KNOWS SUMP'M ME DON'T KNOW— MAYBE, HE ONLY WANTS THE PROPERTY MAYBE HE WANTS TO BUILD A STORE ON IT—WHY NOT? IT'S IN THE HEART OF TOWN MEBBE, THERE'S SUMP'M ALREADY ON IT— LIKE OIL?? RIVETS — THE JACKSON TWINS SANDRA, WERE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND? I THOUGHT SHE WAS SETTLING POWN BUT ALL SHE WAS POING WAS MAKING A PLAY FOR STEW WHITE! AND ALL STEW CARED ABOUT WAS THE CANTEEN! SO WHEN SANDY COULDN'T GET ANY GIRLS TO COME, SHE SET OUT TO WRECK THE PLACE AND THE HIDE THE GIRLS LIKED/ HAD AN ALIBI AND EVERYTHING, JUST LIKE A PRO! RED RYDER — WORKING IS FUN IF YOU TAKE PRIDE IN DOING A GOOD JOB, VARU! BUT BEING A GOOD BANNOTOES NOTK, SENOR RED... AND I DO TAKE THE PRIDE ENEET! THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEAN! I MEAN HONEST WORK! YOU MEAN NOT EVEN ONE LEETLE ROOSTER FOR THE CHEEKON DEENER I CAN STEAL? By AI Smith HEY, MUTT! BY LEN KLEIS YOU'RE WELCOME STUPID DOG!! HE CAN'T UNDERSTAND DIRECTIONS UNLESS YOU POINT BY LANK LEONARD HALF MEMBERS OF THE ME HAVE ALSO BE IN! EVEN "KILL JOY" MANUS! BOY-O-BOY! 15! WE SURE WERE LUCKY, MS MANUS—TO HAVE GOTTEN OURS AT 12! YOU SAID IT! LOOK! THEY'RE CHANGING' IT AGAIN! NOT DIGGIT! IT'S NOW UP TO 16½! THE BERRYS — HELLO! MR.BERRY, PLEASE... HEY, DAD! TELEPHONE! JOE PALOOKA — CLIFF SHOULD BE VERY GRATEFUL TO YOU FOR SAVING MY LIFE, DEAR. WELL SOON SEE, KITTY! THANKS, KNOBBY. SORRY I GAVE YAH HARD TIME! REVEREND — HALF MEMBERS OF THE HAYE ALSO KILL JOY MANUS! BUPO-BU WERE LUCKY, MSMANUS—TO HAVE GOTTEN OURS AT 12! THEY'RE CHANGIN' IT AGAIN! NOT DIGGITY! IT'S NOW UP TO 16½! By Johnny Hart THERE'S ONE LOOKS LIKE YOU! THAT'S THE PIG! By McEvoy and Striebel LIKE OIL??? By George Sixte STEE-VUN! YOU COME OUT OF THAT BATH ROOM THIS MINUTE! KEVEREND — TWIN EARTHS — CHRIS, I'M WORRIED ABOUT LAURA BLAKE! SHE'S BEEN ACTING AWFULLY STRANGE LATELY! YOUR NOT ALONE, NAN...HER OWN HUSBAND IS WORRIED MARK TRAIL — I GUESS DIS IS DE END O' JOHNNY MALOTTE OL' POPKER! SUPERMAN — WHAT A SPOT TO BE IN! IT'S IMPOSSIBLE FOR ME TO OVERCOME SUPER-SCIENTIFIC OPPONENTS WHO CAN READ MY MIND AND ANTICIPATE MY EVERY MOVE! QUITE TRUE, SUPERMAN. A TELEPATHIC OPPONENT IS TOO MUCH, EVEN FOR YOUR BRAwn! STEE-VUN! YOU COME OUT OF THAT BATH ROOM THIS MINUTE!...! By Dick Brooks WELL, YOU DON'T WRECK THEM, BUT YOUR FAKE "WILD PARTY" NEARLY WRECKED YOUR FRIEND WALLY-THE-COP'S BIG PLANS TO HELP THE MOPS IN THIS TOWN! THE SAINT — YOU'RE NOT YOUR USUAL GAY SPARKLING SELF TONIGHT, INGA! IS SOMETHING BOTHERING YOU? ONLY, PERHAPS, THAT YOU HAVE NOT YET CONTRIBUTED ANYTHING BUT YOUR GREAT PERSONAL CHARM, MY DEAR SAINT! By Fred Harmon NOT EVEN POSITIVE FOR DEENER CAN STEAL? NO! I TRY, AMISO... BUT I NOT SAVVY... EET TASTE JUST AS GOOD NO MATTER HOW I GET EET... AND EET MAKES NO DEEFRENCE TO THE CHEEKON PEANUTS I'M BUILDING UP A PRETTY GOOD COLLECTION OF DISHES. A WATER DISH, DISH, A DESSERT A SNACK DIS Tuesday, May 12, 1939 Anochelm (Cal.) Bulletin—B-5 By Carl Grubert HEY, DAD! TELEPHONE! HELLO? HELLO? SPEAK LOUDER PLEASE! JUST A MINUTE! BUBBLE GUM! By Ham Fisher THANKS, KNOBBY...I'M SORRY I GAVE YOU A HARD TIME! AW... FERGET IT! SAY—LET ME GIVE YOU A LIFT BACK TO TOWN IN MY COPTER! OWN, THANK YOU, CLUFF... HE'S AN EXPERT PILOT—LET'S GO, KNOBBY! OKAY! I WISH SHE DIDN'T ACCEPT! By Bill O'Malley I'LL TAKE THE MESSAGE ...THE REVEREND IS ALL TIED UP ON ANOTHER LINE! BY Oscar Lebeck YOUR NOT ALONE, NAN...HER OWN HUSBAND IS WORRIED TOM'S AFRAID SHE'S HEADING FOR A BREAK DOWN, AND HE CAN'T IMAGINE WHY! I'VE GOT TO DO IT BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE...IT'S THE ONLY WAY I CAN REPAY CANNON FOR SAVING OUR DAUGHTER'S LIFE!! By Ed Dodd GUESS DIS IS DE END JOHNNY MALOTTE, QL PODNER! DE FEESH DRY WONT STRIKE AND MISTA BLAKELEE GO HOME AND TELL HIS FRIENDS IN DE CLUB DIS PLACE NO GOOD... AND I GO BUST!... I LOSE EVERYTTING I GOT! DON'T GIVE UP JOHNNY... YOU'VE TRED EVERYTHING ELSE...HOW ABOUT LEFTING MR. BLAKELY USE ONE OF MY WHITTLE PLUGS ON THE FISH TOMORROW? By Wayne Boring THE FILM PRODUCER FROM SPACE RAISES ONE HAND ALOFT. IN RESPONSE, A FLYING SAUCER FLASHES DOWN AT DAZZLING SPEED. SUPERMAN, MEET KASMIRE GOOPS, MY ASSOCIATE WHO CONCOCTS THE SCRIPTS FOR MOST OF MY SPACE SPECTRULARS! I KNOW... I KNOW, EARTHMAN, YOU DON'T LIKE MY NAME, YOU THINK I LOOK LIKE A FREAK. THEY'RE READING MY MIND AGAIN, THIS IS EMBARGASSING! I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU THINK, AN ARTIST IS ACCUSTOMED TO BEING MISUNDERSTOOD. CONCEITED, TOO! KEEP YOUR THOUGHTS TO BY LASLIE CHARTERLE ONLY, PERHAPS, WHAT YOU HAVE NOT YET CONTRIBUTED ANYTHING BUT YOUR GREAT PERSONAL CHARM, MY DEAR SAINT! ALL RIGHT, HERE'S MY IDEA FOR EXPLAINING THE NEXT PACKAGE OF EMERALDS: INVEST A FEW CHIPS IN A TREASURE-HUNT—A BOAT AND SOME DIVING GEAR. AND COME BACK FROM A LITTLE CRUISE IN THE CARIBBEAN WITH THE LOOT! YES, THAT WOULD SERVE OUR PURPOSE ONCE-- MAYBE TWICE! OF COURSE, THERE ARE STILL DETAILS TO WORK OUT, AND I WAS WAITING TILL I HAD 'EM ALL SOLVED...BUT SOMETHING ELSE HAS KEPT WORRYING ME! BY SCHULZ .A WATER DISH. A SUPPER DISH. A DESSERT DISH, A SNACK DISH... .AND OVER HERE IS MY FAVORITE OF ALL... A SPECIAL PLATE FOR TWENTY-51X-INCH PIZZA!