anaheim-bulletin 1959-05-09

B-2—Anoheim (Col.) Bulletin Saturday, May 9, 1958 MUTT AND JEFF — MUTT, I JUST BOUGHT A LOT CHEAP! ONLY $200! NOW WE CAN BUILD OUR OWN HOUSE ON IT! WHERE IS IT? DOWN ON THE RIVER! VIRGIL — VIRGIL'S BIRD HOUSES FOR SALE YOU NAME IT. WE HAVE IT! MICKEY FINN — I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT STOCKS! WHERE COULD I BUY IT? WHERE I BOUGHT MINE! I'LL TAKE YOU THERE RIGHT NOW! I - I'M NOT GOIN' TO BE ABLE TO BUY IT FOR TEN CENTS A SHARE? NOPE! IT'S GONE UP TWO POINTS! SEE—ON THAT BOARD OVER THERE! I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT STOCKS! WHERE COULD I BUY IT? WHERE I BOUGHT MINE! I'LL TAKE YOU THERE RIGHT NOW! I'M NOT GOIN' TO BE ABLE TO BUY IT FOR TEN CENTS A SHARE? NOPE! IT'S GONE UP TWO POINTS! SEE—ON THAT BOARD OVER THERE! B.C. A DEWDROP! DIXIE DUGAN I'll give you a $5,000 deposit toward this property. BUT YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I WANT FOR IT—IN FACT, NEITHER DO I! OH, I'M NOT WORRIED — I'M SURE IT WILL BE WITHIN REASON — IS IT A DEAL? WHAT DO YOU WANT IT MISTER? THE JACKSON TWINS GOT IT WILL! GIVE ME THAT! WHY? WHAT ARE YOU SCARRED OF, SANDY?... TAKE OFF, TWIN! GIVE IT TO ME! GIVE IT TO ME! RED RYDER — RED RYDER! GET UP UP IT TIME TO GO TO RESERVATION! HUWE OH YEAH...I KNOW YOU'D BE THE FIRST ONE UP! YAQUI-JOE! GET-UM UP QUICK! SHERIFF COME! CARAMBA! SI! WHERE? By Al Smith THE BERRYS — PAT I'M GOING TO THE STORE FOR SOME TOBACCO AND A NEWSPAPER! G'BYE, DEAR, ILL BE RIGHT BACK! By Len Kleio I WANT ONE WITH A BASEMENT JOE PALOOKA — CLIFF IS HURT AND PANICKY...BE CAREFUL, KNOBBY! By Lank Leonard REVEREND — FLORIST WIRE FLOWERS TO MOTHER NOPE! IT'S GONE UP TWO POINTS! SEE—ON THAT BOARD OVER THERE! ST ORP. AMUKTA LTD. PEL PI 1/2 12 8 ION KELSEY'S DELU REVEREND — FLORIST WIRE FLOWERS TO MOTHER By Johnny Hart MY WHOLE LIFE JUST FLASHED IN FRONT OF ME! TWIN EARTHS — WELL,NAN, I DID IT AGAIN, AND NO ONES THE WISER! By McEvoy and Strielab I'M NOT WORRDEN A SURE TALK WITHIN REASON IS IT A DEAL? WHAT DO YOU WANT IT FOR, MISTER? THAT, MISTER, IS STRICTLY MY DEPARTMENT! MARK TRAIL — HOLD 'EM UP MR. BLAKELY! THERE AREN'T ANY FISH TO HOLD MR. TRAIL...WE DIDN'T A KEEPER ALL DAY. By George Sixte SUPERMAN — YOU MAY BE INTERESTED TO KNOW, SUPERMAN, THAT WE ARE BEING PHOTOGRAPHED RIGHT NOW! BUT WHERE IS YOUR FILM CREW AND CAMERA? MY TELESCOPIC VISION DETECTS NOTHING! By Dick Brooks GIVE IT TO ME/GIVE IT TO ME! TOO LATE/IT'S ON ITS WAY TO THE POLICE/BUT YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO WORRY ABOUT! UNLESS OF COURSE, THEY JUST HAPPEN TO MATCH THE ONE ON OUR CANTEEN CASH BOX! By Fred Harmon CARAMBA! SI! WHERE? HA-HA! ME ONLY FOOL-UM YOU... CAUSE YOU SNORE-UM LIKE SICK BURRO WITH TUMMY-ACHE ALL NIGHT! PEANUTS By Carl Gwubert G'BYE, DEAR, I'll be RIGHT BACK! OKAY. HEY, MOM! DO YOU WANT ME TO GO WITH HIM? NO, JACKIE...I BELIEVE DADDY SHOULD BE ALLOWED A CERTAIN AMOUNT OF FREEDOM! By Ham Fisher CLIFF IS HURT AND PANICKY...BE CAREFUL, KNOBBY! OUCH! STOP STRUGGLING ...I'LL SAVE YA! CRACK I GOTTA DO THIS--OR WE'LL BOTH DROWN... By Bill O'Malley WE'RE GONNA WIRE SOME FLOWERS FOR MOM TOMORROW By Bill O'Malley WERE GONNA WIRE SOME FLOWERS FOR MOM TOMORROW By Oscar Lobock YOU'RE GOING TO FLUT AROUND ONCE TOO OFTEN, CHRIS YOU KNOW THERE ARE VENUSIAN AGENTS AROUND JUST ITCHING TO GET THEIR HANDS ON YOU! HA! THEY HAVE TO FIND ME FIRST! MEANWHILE, THAT'S THE SECOND LIFE I'VE PROBABLY SAVED BY USING THAT GALAXY-ELECTRO POWER! By Ed Dodd HOLD TEM UP MR. BLAKELY! WELL, DAR I HOPE YOU'RE SATISFIED...AND READY TO GO HOME...THIS IS A TERRIBLE PLACE! EVE, WE'VE BEEN HERE TWO DAYS, AND NO FISH...PRETTY BAR, I'D SAY! THERE AREN'T ANY FISH TO HOLD UP MR. TRAIL...WE DIDN'T GET A KEEPER ALL DAY! By Wayne Boring BUT WHERE IS YOUR FILM CREW AND CAMERAS? MY TELESCOPIC VISION DETECTS NOTHING! THE INTERSTELLAR-TELESCOPIC CAMERAS ARE UP THERE, FAR, FAR AWAY IN THE UNIVERSE. THEY MISS NOTHING... CAN SEE THROUGH WALLS; THEY EVEN RECORD THoughts! CAN READ MINDS, TOO. SO DON'T TRY ANYTHING TRICKY! WE WILL INSTANTLY KNOW OF ANY STRATEGEM, AND HARSLY PUNISH YOU AND YOUR WORLD! HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE SO STRONG, NET SO HELPLESS? YOU KNOW, I RATHER ENJOY SEEING MIGHTY SUPERMAN SQUIRM! THE CRUEL DEVIL! ARE HIS WILD CLAIMS TRUE? ILL FIND OUT! BUT WHERE IS YOUR FILM CREW AND CAMERAS? MY TELESCOPIC VISION DETECTS NOTHING! THE INTERSTELLAR-TELESCOPIC CAMERAS ARE UP THERE, FAR, FAR AWAY IN THE UNIVERSE. THEY MISS NOTHING... CAN SEE THROUGH WALLS; THEY EVEN RECORD THOUGHTS! I CAN READ MINDS, TOO. SO DON'T TRY ANYTHING TRICKY! WE WILL INSTANTLY KNOW OF MY STRATAGEM, AND HARSILY PUNISH YOU AND YOUR WORLD! HOW DOES IT FEEL, TO BE SO STRONG, YET SO HELPLESS? YOU KNOW, I RATHER ENJOY SEEING MIGHTY SUPERMAN SQUIRM! THE CRUEL DEVIL/ARE HIS WILD CLAIMS TRUE? ILL FIND OUT DO NOT ASK ME TO GUESS RIDDLES, WHAT IS THE MATTER? NOTHING THAT MAKES MUCH DIFFERENCE TO OUR SERIOUS BUSINESS, GRETA M'DEAR! BUT I WOULDN'T COUNT ON HAVING THE SAINT SO MADLY FASCINATED, IF I WAS YOU! ANYWAY, I JUST CAUGHT THAT LUSCIOUS SERVING GIRL, DELA, SNEAKING OUT OF HIS ROOM, LOOKING LIKE A CAT THAT HAD A BIT OF THE CANARY! IVE BEEN FEELING KIND OF DEPRESSED ALL WEEK...