anaheim-bulletin 1959-04-09

C-6—Anaheim (Col.) Bulletin Thursday, April 9, 1858 MUTT AND IKEE OH BOY PAY DAY! MY FIRST WEEK HERE! YOUR SALARY IS YOUR PERSONAL BUSINESS AND SHOULD NOT BE DISCLOSED TO ANYONE VIRGIL — I DON'T LIKE ANY BODYI DON'T LIKE BOYS AND I DON'T LIKE GIRLS I DON'T LIKE MEN OR WOMEN BUTHER--I JUST LIKE ANIMALS! WELL--IF A MAN LIKES ANIMALS, THAT'S USUALLY A GOOD SIGN. WHAT KIND OF ANIMALS DO YOU LIKE BEST? MICKEY FINN — I SEE PHIL HAS GIVEN THE 600 600 BIRD TO THAT CIRCUS MUSEUM—DESPITE ALL THE OFFERS HE GOT! SURE! HE COULDN'T TAKE ANY OF THOSE OFFERS—THE MONEY WOULDVE BEEN JINKED, THE SAME AS THE STATUE! YEAH! HE SURE MUST BE GLAD TO HAVE GOTTEN RID OF IT! YOU CAN SAY THAT AGAIN! HE'S BEEN A WORRIED MAN, BELIEVE ME! THE STATE BE SHIPPING BANK—AN FLY DOWN TO MAKE PRESENT B.C. — IT IS MY PROFOUND CONVICION THAT THE WORLD IS ROUND, INSTEAD OF FLAT! LIKE, WE'RE RIGHT HERE! NOW!-WE SAIL ALL THE WAY AROUND TO HERE— DIXIE DUGAN WON'T YOU SIT DOWN? NO--I'M LEAVING YOU MEAN "WEAVING!" MAYBE A GOOD HOT CUP OF BLACK COFFEE WILL HELP YOU TO KEEP AWAKE— RIVETS — THE JACKSON TWINS THE JACKSON TWINS EEEE! LOOK WHO'S COMING/ STEW WHITE, TOP MAN IN SCHOOL! AND TOP MAN IN SANDY'S CANTEEN! HEY, MAYBE HE'S JOINING UP WITH THE LONELY LASSIES OF COUNTY STREET! ANY CHANCE OF A MERGER WITH SANDY'S CENTER, GERRY? NOTHING, STEW! NOT AFTER THE WAY SHE TOLD THE TWINS OFF! UNLESS SHE WANTS TO JOIN HERE! RED RYDER — THAT'S GASTON'S ROOM? GET IN THERE—FASTEN THE ROPE AND JOSE THE OTHER END DOWN QUICK! YOU BETCHUP HOPE NO ONE BEES US! NOW, TO SEARCH THIS ROOM FOR THOBE FAKED AND INCRIMINATING NEGATIVES. By Al Smith Don't worry, boss, I won't mention it to anyone, I'm just as much astounded of it as you are Jiff THE BERRYS — PETER OH! OH! THATS THE EXPENSIVE TONE OF HER VOICE! ILL HIDE QUICK BEFORE SHE CLOSES IN ON ME! PETER By Len Klois WHAT KIND OF EMALS DO YOU LIKE BEST? THAT CRACKER KIND THAT GOME IN LITTLE BOXES JOE PALOOKA — DRESSING ROOM I WASN'T EXPECTING TO SEE ANYONE, LOU... YOU GOT NO CHOICE, JOE...WAITLL YOU BEE HIM! 'ALLO MEESTAIRE PALOOKA!' By Lank Leonard YOU CAN SAY THAT AGAIN! HE'S EN A WORRIED AN, BELIEVE ME! THE STATUE WILL BE SHIPPED BY THE BANK-AND YOU'll FLY DOWN LATER TO MAKE THE PRESENTATION! THAT'S RIGHT, GENTLEMEN AND YOU JUST CAN'T REALIZE WHAT A RELIEF IT IS, TO HAVE IT OFF MY MIND! MARK TRAIL — By Johnny Hart NOW! - WE SAIL ALL THE WAY AROUND TO HERE - THEN, WE FALL OFF. By McEvoy and Striebal YBE A GOOD HOT OF BLACK COFFEE HELP YOU TO PIP AWAKE? NO, NO / DON'T PUT ANYTHING IN IT! I WAS JUST ABOUT TO ASK YOU IF YOU WANTED SUGAR TELL HER WHAT SHE'S THINKING, DIXIE - YOU WERE ABOUT TO SLIP HER A MICKEY? By George Sixte REVEREND — CAROL SPORT SHOP IM'M SO DELIGHTED REVEREND HAS INVITED DANNY TO TRY OUT FOR HIS LITTLE LEAGUE TEAM! A MITT IS ALWAYS A NICE GIFT DANNY HAS ONE OF THOSE! TWIN EARTHS — MIGHT AS WELL DEFROST THIS THING NOW. IVE PUT IT OFF LONG ENOUGH SUPERMAN — DEEP WITHIN THE UNBELIEVABLY HOT HEART OF AN ERUPTING VOLCANO! TALK ABOUT YOUR STEAM-BATHS...! DOWN, DOWN, THROUGH MOUTEN LIMA SWIMS IN SUPERMAN, THEN, ST HE DOUGS A SERIES INTO EXISTENCE. By Dick Brooks UNLESS SHE WANTS TO JOIN HERE! IT ALMOST KILLED ME TO SAY IT/ DID I DO RIGHT? YES! THE SAINT — BUT WE FORESAW THAT PROBLEM AND EXPLAINED IT TO HIM BEFORE I LEFT! HOW IT IS NECESSARY FOR ME TO TRAVEL AT TIMES BACK TO THE HOME OF THE GODS-- By Fred Harmon ME HELP! GASTON BOON BE BACK FROM DINNER-LUNCH! THEY'VE GOT TO BE HERE BOME PLACE! HURRY! PEANUTS PEANUTS ISN'T SHE GOING TO GIVE ME ANY? CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP OH,COME ON...PLEASE! PLEASE! By Carl Grubert I'll hide quick before she closes in on me! PETER PETER HOLY SMOKE! SHE'S GOT ME SURROUNDED! JACKIE, ILL BE GLAD WHEN YOUR VOICE CHANGES! By Ham Fisher YOU GOT NO CHOICE, JOE...WAIT'LL YOU BEE HIM? 'ALLO, MEESTAIRE PALOOKA!' HO-HO! YOU ARE JOST LIKE I AV EBMAGIN YOU! WH-WHO ARE YOU? KISS HA-HA HEE-NEE By Ed Dodd PAW CAN'T SWIM, MR. TRAIL...I GOTTA GET 'M OUT! By Bill O'Malley A MITT IS ALWAYS A NICE GIFT DANNY HAS ONE OF THOSE! HE HAS ONE OF THOSE! HE HAS ONE OF THOSE! HE HAS ONE OF THOSE! ONE MOMENT, PLEASE FOR THE LITTLE LEAGUE WHO HAS EVERYTHING! BIG LEAGUE CONTRACT By Oscar Lebock IF THE POWER UNIT ISN'T HIDDEN IN NAN DAILY'S APARTMENT, I GUESS WELL HAVE TO ASSUME WE'RE WRONG SUSPECTING CANNON EVER HAD IT!! THIS IS ONE JOB I HATE IF ONLY... SUDDENLY NAN'S MIND GOES BLANK! DOWN, DOWN THROUGH THE MOUNT LAVA SWIMS INVULNERABLE SUPERMAN, THEN, STRIKING ROCK, HE DOUBLES A SERIES OF CAVERNS INTO EXISTENCE. THE LAVA IS FLOWING AFTER ME, ALMOST AS THOUGH IT RESENTS MY SURVIVAL, AND IS DETERMINED TO DESTROY ME! AS THE LAVA ESCAPES INTO THE CAVERNS, THEREUPTION CEASES. SAVED BY SUPERMAN! By Wayne Boring BUT MY TELESCOPIC VISION REVEALS THAT METROPOLIS IS MENACED BY AN EVEN GREATER PERIL! BY Leslie Charteris WHERE YOU ARE BORN AGAIN IN A NEW BODY, SO THAT YOU CAN ALWAYS BE AGELESS AND BEAUTIFUL--I KNOW ALL THAT! IN FACT, I HELPED TO MAKE UP THE STORY! WHAT BOTHERS XAMU'S SIMPLE MIND IS WHY YOUR NEW BODY SHOULDN'T BE A YOUNGER VERSION OF THE OLD ONE! BY Schulz CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP OH, COME ON... PLEASE! PLEASE! OKAY, SNOOPY... HERE... YOU CAN HAVE THE LAST ONE. WHEW! I CAME VERY CLOSE TO PUSHING THE PANIC BUTTON!