anaheim-bulletin 1959-04-08

MUTT AND JEFF — JEFF'S NOT AT HIS DESK AGAIN! JUST WHEN I NEED HIM! VIRGIL — "A D' AVERAGE THAT'S TERRIBLE!" WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE, I HAD A STRAIGHT 'A' AVERAGE ESPECIALLY IN ARITHMETIC- I WAS DOING HIGH SCHOOL LEVEL WORK WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE... WHY- I... MICKEY FINN — SO A LOT OF MUSEUMS ARE AFTER THE THING, OH? I'll say! He's had wires and cables from all over the world! SOME MAHARAJA IN INDIA OFFERED $280,000 FOR IT? YEAH! SO THAT MAY CHANGE THINGS! WE'LL KNOW IN A MINUTE! THAT'S MADE THAT IT GOES MUSEUM- B.C. — BUWGH! I CAN'T TOLERATE STUPIDITY! AND THERE'S NOTHING STUPIDER THAN A BEETLE! BOOE DUBAN GET EM WHILE THEY'RE NOT I THOUGHT THIS MEAL BUSINESS WAS A DO-IT-YOURSELF DEAL. MISS DUBAN WONSTED RIVETS — EVERY TIME I STAY OVER-NIGHT I GET THE TOP BUNK!! ALL RIGHT? WE'LL TOSS TO SEE WHO GETS THE BOTTOM ONE... YOU WIN! YOU SLEEP IN THE BOTTOM BUNK. COME ON-MOM SAYS WE GOTTA BRUSH OUR TEETH. THE JACKSON TWINS THE TOP BUNK!! BOTTOM ONE... BUNK. OUR TEETH! THE JACKSON TWINS LIKE HELLO, STEW! WE HAVEN'T TALKED ABOUT THE CANTEEN OR ANYTHING FOR AGES! I GUESS NOT SANPY BUT ILL TELL YOU WHAT THIS PLACE NEEDS... GIRLS! TO PEP IT UP AND FIX IT UP! HAVE YOU TRIPED TO LINE UP THE OTHER GROUP YET? IM GOING TO FALL BY THERE TOMORROW FOR SURE! MEANTIME LET'S TALK ABOUT JUST ONE GIRL! MG! RED RYDER WHAT YOU THINK ON YOU UP TO RED RYDER! WE'RE GON'T TO SEARCH GASTON'S ROOM FOR THOSE NEGATIVES! BUT YOU'LL GET ARRESTED FOR BUFFIN INTO his ROOM WITHOUT SEARCH PAPER. NOT UNLESS WE'RE CAUGHT! HIM GET HUNGRY AND HAVE TO LEAVE ROOM SOO By Al Smith I'LL CALL YOU LATER, ALICE! WHASAMADDER WITH MOMMY'S ITSIE, BITSIE, ITTLE BABEE. PAT, I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE A LINGUIST! DON'T GET SMART, DO YOU TALK, BABY TAKE TO HIM,TOO! M NEV By Len Kleis APPRECIATE MY DAD'S LECTURES—I'VE LEARNED WHAT TO TELL MY KIDS WHEN I GET TO BE HIS AGGE! THE DIET YOU RECOMMENDED IS HORRING WONDERS FOR ME, DOCTOR NORTON! YOU'RE DOING FINE, ANN... MY CAR'S BEING REPAIRED, DOCTOR... I'D APPRECIATE A LIFT TO THE GYM! By Leck Leonard THAT'S RIGHT—HE JUST MADE THE ANNOUNCEMENT! IT GOES TO THAT BIG CIRCUS MUSEUM—IN SARASOTA, FLORIDA! MARK TRAIL THERE'S TRAIL'S BOAT... WE'LL KNOCK A HOLE IN IT AND LEAVS TRAIL STRANDED HERE! PAW! YOU CAN't! I GOT TO, HE'LL SEND MAIL FOR POACHING REVEREND ANY WITNESSES, REVEREND? By Johnny Hart THERE'S NOTHING PER THAN A BEETLE! BLAT By McEvoy and Striabel AM I RELATED TO THAT PP? By George Sixte THE TROUBLE IS— HE DOESN'T BOTHER TO BRUSH HIS...! By Dick Brooks PAW! YOU CAN't! I GOT TO, HE HELL SEND M DAIL FOR POACHING REVEREND — CRASH ANY WITNESSES, REVEREND ? TWIN EARTHS — I'll search NAM DAILY'S APARTMENT NOW WHILE SHE'S THERE NEIGHBOR'S WILL THINK IT'S A SOCIAL CALL PLEASE, TOM,DON'T HURT HER SUPERMAN — DOWN TOWARD THE PIERY CRATER OF A VIOLENTLY BRUPTING VOLCANO FLIES THE MAN OF STEEL... THE SAINT — WHY, MY DEAR TOFF, YOU ARE LIVING UP TO YOUR NAME AGAIN! IS IT TO IMPRESS ME OR OUR IF I WAS ANYONE J SERVING N TO EVERYONE DON'T THI THE TROUBLE IS— HE DOESN'T BOTHER TO BRUSH HIS.../ By Dick Brooks ME ANTIME LET'S TALK ABOUT JUST ONE GIRL! ME! SORRY I'VE GOT TO RUN SANDY! THAT'S WHAT SHE SAYD A WEEK AGO! I'M GOING OVER THERE MYSELF! BY DICK BROOKS PEANUTS — By Schulz IT'S FUNNY. PATTY IS REALLY MY BEST FRIEND WHEN WE'RE NOT FIGHTING... NOW SHERMY SHOULD BE MY FRIEND, TOO, BUT SOMEHOW, HE JUST ISN'T... LUCY IS OSUALLY MY FRIEND, BUT SOMETIMES SHE SEEMS LIKE SHE ISN'T, AND SHE ACTS LIKE SCHROEDER, WHO IS SORT OF A FRIEND, BUT NOT REALLY. BY FRED HARMAN HIM GET HUNGRY AND HAVE TO LEAVE ROOM SOON! HE'S LEAVING NOW! GET THE ROPE OFF MY BADDLE! IT JUST GOES TO PROVE WHAT I'VE ALWAYS BELIEVED... YOU CAN'T TELL A FRIEND WITHOUT A SCORECARD! DON'T GET SMART, DADDIO! YOU TALK BABY TALK TO HIM, TOO! ME? NEVER! HERE, HOLD HIM WHILE I GET HIS BOTTLE! TUM TO DADA CO GWEAT BIG SNOCKUMS! HOW WAS THAT AGAIN DEAR? By Carl Grubert By Ham Fisher WITH MY FAMILY GROWING--I'll have to ask KNOSBY TO GET ME A FIGHT...WE'LL NEED THE MONEY! LATER, AFTER A WORKOUT. HEY, JOB--A CHARACTER OUT HERE INSISTS ON SEEING YOU RIGHT NOW! By Ed Dodd TRAIL'S BOAT... CK A HOLE IN IT BYS TRAIL STRANDED HERE! I WON'T LET YOU PAW! I GOT TO, BOY... HE'LL SEND ME TO JAIL FOR POACHING! By Bill O'Malley ANY WITNESSES, REVEREND? Yes!--AND THERE THEY GO! I GOT TO, BOY... HE'LL SEND ME TO CALL FOR POACHING! By Bill O'Malley ANY WITNESSES, REVEREND? YES!--AND THERE THEY GO! By Oscar Lobock PLEASE, TOM,DON'T HURT HER THIS HIGH-FREQUENCY TRANSMITTER CANNOT HARM ANYTHING-- YOU KNOW THAT! OH, I HOPE... I HOPE HE DOESN'T FIND THAT POWER UNIT/IVIL GROWN TO LIKE NAM, CHRIS AND THIS LIFE SO MUCH! By Wayne Boring WARN TOWARD THE PIERY BETTER OF A VIOLENTLY UPPLISHING VOLCANO FLIES MAN OF STEEL... DIRECTLY INTO A CAULDRON OF FLAMING LAVA! THE LAVA SWALLOWS HIM ALIVE! By Leslie Charteris MY DEAR YOU ARE P TO YOUR MAIN! IS IT TO ME OR OUR IF I WAS TRYING TO IMPRESS ANYONE JUST NOW, IT'D BE THE SERVING NATIVES, WHO GOSSIP TO EVERYONE OUTSIDE-AND DON'T THINK XAMU ISN'T IN THE HE ISN'T A BIT HAPPY ABOUT YOU LOOKING LIKE A DIFFERENT PERSON FROM THE ONE WHO LEFT HERE! BY Leslie Charteris IF I WAS TRYING TO IMPRESS ANYONE JUST NOW IT'D BE THE SERVING NATIVES, WHO GOSSIP TO EVERYONE OUTSIDE-AND DON'T THINK XAMU ISN'T IN THE AUDIENCE! HE ISN'T A BIT HAPPY ABOUT YOU LOOKING LIKE A DIFFERENT PERSON FROM THE ONE WHO LEFT HERE! BY Schulz CHECK YOUR PLACE FOR THE THINGS OTHER FAMILIES ARE WAITING TO PAY YOU GOOD MONEY FOR. THEN DIAL A FRIENDLY, HELPFUL CLASSIFIED AD WRITER AT PR 4-7870 Today's Biggest Bargain in healthful, refreshing satisfaction Enjoy daily—millions do! WRIGLEYS SPF ARMINT CHEWING GUM