anaheim-bulletin 1954-06-05

DON WINSLOW OF THE NAVY— SLICK, I'M TAKING YOU BEHIND THE SCENES OF GORILLA'S SUPER SPY DEPARTMENT. SLICK, THIS IS OUR PRACTICAL TRAINING SCHOOL COVERING THESE SUBJECTS. ESPIONAGE SABOTAGE SUBVERSION DIXIE DUGAN— SNIFF! SNIFF! I SMELL SMOKE! SNIFF! SNIFF! SO DO I! WHAT'RE YA BURNING? I -- LIKE -- THAT !--I'M NOT EVEN COOKING! Reg. U.S. Pat. 1,046 McKnight Broadcasting, Inc. VIRGIL— MICKEY FINN— T-THE K-KEY T-TO T-THE C-CUFFS? YOU HEARD ME! I KNOW YOU'VE GOT IT! HURRY UP OR I'LL— ALFRED— GOT ANY OLD CLOTHES OR JUNK T GIVE AWAY? LESLIE SHANE— I'M GOING TO SUFFER SOMETHING TERRIBLE FROM RHEUMATISM TOMORROW IF WE'RE UP HERE MUCH LONGER MISS. YOU'RE GOING TO SUFFER TERRIBLY FROM BEING DEAD BATES, IF I DON'T CATCH A MOTORIS ON THAT HIGH GROU WHO UNDERSTAND MY MORSE. I'M GOING TO SUFFER SOMETHING TERRIBLE FROM RHEUMATISM TOMORROW IF WE'RE UP HERE MUCH LONGER MISS. YOU'RE GOING TO SUFFER TERRIBLY FROM BEING DEAD BATES, IF I DON'T CATCH A MOTORIST ON THAT HIGH GROUND WHO UNDERSTANDS MY MORSE. RIVETS— RED RYDER— IT WON'T BE LONG NOW! BREEDY'S GUNMAN STILL HASN'T CAUGHT ON! THERE SHE GOES... STRAIGHT THAT G by Frank V. Martinek ...YOU SEE... ONE ROOM COVERS SYMPATHETIC INKS... PHOTOGRAPHY... AND LET ME SHOW YOU THIS. IT WILL ROCK YOU ON YOUR HEELS. by McEvoy and Striebel FIRE! I COULDN'T TAKE TELEVISION IF IT DIDN'T DRIVE ME TO THIS FOR RELAXATION BUFFALO BILL— GUESS WE HAVE PLENTY OF FEATHERS NOW! FOOD, TOO! THERE'S NOTHING BETTER FOR THE TRAIL THAN DRIED EAGLE MEAT! THE NEVER WAR BOOK IS FINISHED THE BERRYS— IM SORRY I'M LATE, DEAR BUT IT WAS JUST ONE OF THOSE THINGS! IT WAS NICE OF YOU TO PHONE ANYWAY... YEAH, I THOUSAND REWIND YOU ATTEND A WILLIE— by Lank Leonard CRASH! by Carl Ryman by Oliver Passingham LITTLE MARY MIXUP— MY!--YOU'RE A BIG BOY NOW!--DO YOU LIKE SCHOOL? -HAVE YOU A GIRL?-DO YOU PLAY BASEBALL? -HAVE YOU MANY PLAYMATES? WOODY WOODPECKER— HURRY AND DO THE DISHES, KIDS, AND YOU CAN WATCH TELEVISION AWHILE BEFORE YOU GO TO BED! SUPERMAN— BUT--IT'S WONDERFUL THAT YOU'RE NOT SUPERMAN, AFTER ALL! NOW WE CAN BE MARRIED AND LIVE PEACEFULLY, LIKE ANY NORMAL COUPLE! YOU'RE GOING TO SUFFER TERRIBLY FROM BEING DEAD, BATES, IF I DON'T CATCH A MOTORIST ON THAT HIGH GROUND WHO UNDERSTANDS MY MORSE. WHY BOGEY! RUNNING? YOU SEEM QUITE SCARED! NO, DON'T MOVE! by George Sixta by Fred Harman THERE SHE GOES... WEY! STRAIGHT OVER ON THAT GUARD! GET HIS GUN! H-HELP! SUPERMAN— BUT--IT'S WONDERFUL THAT YOU'RE NOT SUPERMAN, AFTER ALL! NOW WE CAN BE MARRIED AND LIVE PEACEFULLY, LIKE ANY NORMAL COUPLE! I DON'T KNOW! I STILL HAVE SUPERMAN'S FACE! JOE PALOOKA— I GET SO DARN MAD! THOSE MEN WERE SUPPOSED TO BE ON HAND WITH A CRANE TO UNLOAD THE PLANE. SORRE THEY CANN'T TEEL TO THE SAINT— MR SIMON TEMPLAR TO SEE YOU SIR-- THE SAINT! Saturday, June 5, 1954 ANAHEIM (Cal.) BULLETIN by Fred Meagher FOOD, TOO! THERE'S NOTHING BETTER FOR THE TRAIL THAN DRIED EAGLE MEAT! THE NEXT DAY: THERE! YOUR WAR BONNET IS FINISHED! YOU GALS ARE SURE HANDY WITH THE SEWING NEEDLE! HMMM...TO ME, MY TALL BEAR WAS THE MOST HANDSOME WARRIOR EVER, BUT YOU RUN A GOOD SECOND BEST! HUMPH! YOU KEEP THINKING OF YOUR TALL BEAR! TO ME BUFFALO BILL RUNS A GOOD FIRST BEST! by Carl Grubert EAR ME OF WAS OF YOU PHONE, WAY... YEAH, I THOUGHT ID BETTER REMIND YOU THAT I HAD TO ATTEND A MEETING! YOU MUST HAVE HAD AN IMPORTANT PROPOSITION TO LAY BEFORE THE BOARD... I HEARD A VOICE SAY... HURRY UP PETE, IT'S YOUR DEAL NEXT! by Leonard Samsome UP— by R. M. Brinkerhoff YES, AUNT EDNA WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP? I KNOW--BUT I CAN'T THINK OF IT-- -ILL ASK MOM. MOM--WHAT ARE YOU WHEN YOU HAVENT ANY RELATIVES-- ESPECIALLY AUNTS? YOU MEAN AN ORPHAN NOW, WHAT IS IT YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP? AN ORPHAN KER— by Walter Lants FINISHEDALREADY? by Wayne Boring I DON'T KNOW! I STILL HAVE SUPERMAN'S FACE! OH DEAR--YOU JUST SMEARED THAT GREASE ALL ACROSS YOUR MOUTH! AND--AND--WHY-- ED--IT LOOKS GOOD! LOOKS GOOD? WHAT DO YOU MEAN? I--I MEAN--YOU COULD GROW A MUSTACHE! JUST LIKE THAT SMUDGE! THEN YOU WOULDN'T LOOK LIKE SUPERMAN ANYMORE! AND--AND BESIDES--I ALWAYS DID LIKE MEN WITH MUSTACHES! WELL--A PERFECT SOLUTION... OR, AS THE POST SAYS: "A HAIR'S BREADTH DIVIDES THE FALSE AND THE TRUE--TO WHICH I ADD: BUT A SINGLE SUPERMAN IS BETTER THAN TWO!" by Wayne Boring I DON'T KNOW! I STILL HAVE SUPERMAN'S FACE! OH DEAR--YOU JUST SMEARED THAT GREASE ALL ACROSS YOUR MOUTH! AND--AND--WHY-ED--IT IT LOOKS GOOD! LOOKS GOOD? WHAT DO YOU MEAN! I--I MEAN--YOU COULD GROW A MUSTACHE! JUST LIKE THAT SMUDGE! THEN YOU WOULDN'T LOOK LIKE SUPERMAN ANYMORE! AND--AND BE SIDES--I ALWAYS DID LIKE MEN WITH MUSTACHES! WELL--A PERFECT SOLUTION... OR, AS THE POST SAYS: "A HAIR'S BREADTH DIVIDES THE FALSE AND THE TRUE TO WHICH I'D ADD: BUT A SINGLE SUPERMAN IS BETTER THAN TWO!" GET SO DARN MAD! HOSE MEN WERE USED TO BE ON WITH A CRANE TO AD THE PLANE. SORREE, SAIRE... THEY SAY CANNOT DO TEEL TOMORROW. I'll SEE YOU LATER, HUMPHREY...DANG IT... I'VE GOT TO GET THIS HEAVY STUFF UNLOADED... JEST A MINITE, MR. PARSINS... WULL...I SHORE OWE IM A FAVUR. by Ham Fisher DON'T BE ALARMED, MR. JAKES, I'M JUST ANOTHER CUSTOMER, YESTERDAY, TWO SPECIALISTS TOLD ME THAT I'M GOING BLIND! MAYBE I'M WEAK, BUT I'D RATHER SOMEONE GOT ME OUT OF THAT ARE YOU STILL AVAILABLE? IF YOU'VE GOT $10,000 MR.TEMPLAR, YOU CAN GET THE SAME SERVICE AS ALL THE OTHER APPLICANTS!