anaheim-bulletin 1953-09-29

DON WINBLOW OF THE NAVY— IYE FOUND THE HEADQUARTERS OF THE ASSASSINS! IT'S ON THE FRINGE OF THE THIEVES MARKET -- NUMBER'S FRONT STREET. OKAY! CONTACT YOU LATER! THE STREET US! DIXIE DUGAN— I'D LIKE TO SEE YOUR OFFICE, MR. MURPHY — DOES THAT MEAN I'M HIRED —? IT DOES! WOULD YOU MIND EXPLAINING YOUR AD? SOUNDED MYSTERIOUS ... NOTHING MYSTEROUS IN WANTING A SECRETARY WHO CAN TYPE-TRAVEL ON LOCATION — AND KEEP MUM ABOUT CASTING PROBLEMS? AND NOT POSE ALL OVER THE PLACE, HOPING TO BE PUT IN TV! VIRGIL— WERE GONNA HAVE A SURPRISE PARTY ON DRUILLE! SURPRISE WERE GONNA HAVE A SURPRISE PARTY ON DRUILLE SURPRISE MICKEY FINN— BUT I'M OKAY, SHERIFF! I CAN FINISH! THIS IS THE 17TH HOLE—THERE'S ONLY ONE MORE! NO LOOK! THE DOCTOR SAYS YOU HAVE TO GO IN TO THE CLUB HOUSE AND LIE DOWN FOR A WHILE — M-U-MOUCH AS I REGRET IT! THAT'S RIGHT, LOOK! AND IT'LL BE IN TO SEE YOU AS SOON AS WE FINISH! I'M TERRIBLY SORRY IT HAPPENED! MY CADDY WILL TAKE YOUR BAG, PHIL! O-OKAY! W-WHAT TRINK IT HERE, BO THREE ALFRED— RADIO ROOM NO, WE'RE TROUBLU LESLIE SHANE— WELL, TOMMY/WHAT HAVE YOU FOUND OUT, EH? MEANWHILE... I DOUBT PULIN KNOW BETWEEN PAFFO PORTER FELLOW SAY WHITE WOMAN LOOKS FOR HER MAN SHE LOST, CALLED ROGER, FELLOW ROGER LESLIE SHANE— WELL, TOMMY/ WHAT HAVE YOU FOUND OUT, EH? TOMMY FIRST-CLASS MAN, MAJOR. KEEPS DYE GLUED TO GROUND. MEANWHILE... PORTER FELLOW SAY WHITE WOMAN LOOKS FOR HER MAN SUE LOST, CALLED ROGER, FELLOW ROGER WENT UP MOON MOUNTAIN TWO YEARS AGO, NEVER CAME BACK! RIVETS— COMPLAINT DEPT. 9-29 NT DEPT. RED RYDER— WHAT'LL WE DO WITH VALUE AND THE KID? I DON'T WANT A MURDER RAP ON MY HANDS! THEN LET THEN DIE A NATURAL DEATH! GET GONE! COBRA! WE'RE HEADING SOUTH! by Frank V. Martinek OKAY! CONTACT YOU LATER! THE FOLKS ON FRONT STREET WILL LOVE TO SEE US! GOT A CALLING CARD DON? JOHN JORDAN 9-29 by Leonard Samsome ND NOT POSE ONER THE RICE HOPPING BE PUT IN TV I CATCH SO JESSEL BE QUIET NON QUEUE GOING TO SNACK IN THE BACK WAY by Len Kleis MAYBE FREDDIE'S MOTHER WILL LET US HAVE A SURPRISE PARTY ON HIM! BUFFALO BILL— WE CAN'T/...TO FIRE AT THE SIOUX WE MIGHT HIT SALLY/... IF SHE OR THE PA AREN'T HIT ALREADY LOOK! LOOK! THE SIOUX HAVE SPOTTED TALL BEAR CRAWLING THRU THE GRASS! THE BERRYS— DADDY, WHAT DO MEEN ADVIRE MOST IN A GIRL, HER MIND, OR HER LOOKS? A GOOD WOMAN INSPIRES A MAN BRILLIANT WOMAN INTERESTS HE WILLIE— THE SCHOOL IS HAVING A FIRE DRILL! LOOK, PAM! THERE'S WIL BY LANK LEONARD O-OKAY! W-WHAT DO YOU THINK IT IS FROM HERE, BOY—A THREE IRON? I-I DON'T KNOW! I-I JUST CADDY TO HELP MY MOTHER! BY CARL RYMAN NO, WE'RE NOT HAVING ANY MECHANICAL TROUBLE, SIR—ALFRED JUST LIKES TO MAKE POPCORN ON NIGHTS LIKE THIS! BY OLIVER PASSINGHAM MEANWHILE... LESLEY—I'VE GOT TO SAY IT. I DOUBT IF THIS FELLOW DULIN KNOWS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A DANDELION AND PAFFODIL! PORTER FELLOW SAY WHITE WOMAN BOOKS FOR HER AN SHE LOST, LED ROGER ON ROGER AT THE MOON! WILLIE— THE SCHOOL IS HAVING A FIRE DRILL! LOOK, PAM! THERE'S WILLIE! LITTLE MARY MIXUP— NO, THANKS, DAD--I'M NOT HUNGRY! WHY, MARY--YOU MUST EAT YOUR DINNER! OH--I KNOW YOU'VE BEHAVING E AND SNALL ALL DA WOODY WOODPECKER— I'll OPEN THE DOOR FOR YOU, KNOTHEAD! I CAN'T REACH THE POORKNOS EITHE UNCLE WOODY! ALL RIGHT SPLINTER! SUPERMAN— THE KIDS MENTIONED ONCE THAT THEY HID THEIR ROCKET SHIP NEAR METROPOLIS-- IN A PLACE WHERE NO HUMAN EYE COULD SPY IT... BUT I GUEED INTO ACCOUNT PERSON IN VISION. by Oliver Passingham MEANWHILE... LESLEY—I'VE GOT TO SAY IT. I DOUBT IF THIS FELLOW DULIN KNOWS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A PANDELION AND PAFFODIL! PORTER FELLOW SAY WHITE WOMAN LOOKS FOR HER AN SHE LOST, LED ROGER, ON ROGER IT UP MOON MAIN TWO DRS AGO, NEVER NAME BACK! ALL RIGHT/ LET'S SET A TRAP FOR HUM HARRY! by George Sixta EPT. by Fred Harman GET GON'T COWBOY! WE'RE HEADING SOUTH! WHAT WILL WE DO WITH RYDER WHEN WE GET TO MEXICO? BABY, MEILL NEVER MAKE THE LAST LAP OF THIS RACE! SUPERMAN— THE KIDS MENTIONED ONCE THAT THEY HID THEIR ROCKET SHIP NEAR METROPOLIS-- IN A PLACE WHERE NO HUMAN EYE COULD SPY IT... BUT I GUEED INTO ACCOUNT PERSONAL VISION! JOE PALOOKA— YOU'RE SURE YOU'RE NOT REALLY CARRYING A "TORCH" AS THEY SAY, KNOBBY DEAR. HECK, NO, NEVER AGAIN? I'M THRU BUT DEFINITLY! I'VE HEARD THAT BEFORE... A MILLION TIMES! I'LL PUT ON SO GOOD MUSIC WHILE WE HAVE LUNCH. THE SAINT— ARE YOU MR. MUCKLOW? CALL ME DON, BABY AND LET'S AT LEAST START OFF AS FRIENDS! I AM OLGA RAM Tuesday, September 29, 1953 ANAHEIM (Cal.) BULLETIN — by Fred Meagher ...IF SHE OR THE PAPOOSE AREN'T HIT ALREADY! LOOK! LOOK! THE SIoux HAVE SPOTTED TALL BEAR CRAWLING THRU THE GRASS! FIRE! HIT THAT ONE CRAWLIN' THRU THE GRASS! HE'S SURE TO BE HIT! WHAT CAN WE DO TO HELP HIM! NOTHIN! by Carl Grubert A GOOD WOMAN INSPIRES A MAN, A BRILLIANT WOMAN INTERESTS HIM. A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN FASCINATES HIM, AND A SYMPHETIC WOMAN GETS HIM! OF COURSE I'M PORTUNATE, YOUR MOTHER POSSESSES ALL THOSE QUALITIES! NATCH! by McEvoy and Striebel LOOK, PAM! THERE'S WILLIE! WHERE? ER... AT THE HEAD OF HIS CLASS! HI, MOM! by McEvoy and Striebel LOOK, PAM! THERE'S WILLIE! WHERE? ER... AT THE HEAD OF HIS CLASS! HI, MOM! by R. M. Brinkerhoff YOU YOUR R OH-- I KNOW YOU'VE BEEN HAVING SODAS AND SNACKS ALL DAY I HAVE TO BUY SODAS AND STUFF AT THE STORES THAT ADVERTISE IN OUR SCHOOL PAPER SO THEYLL GIVE ME MORE ADS by Walter Lants I CAN'T REACH THE POORKNOS EITHER, UNCLE WOODY! ALL RIGHT, SPLINTER! by Wayne Boring THEY PROPOLIS--EYE COULD BUT I GUESS THEY NEGLECTED TO TAKE INTO ACCOUNT THEPOSSIBILITY OF A PERSON LIKE MYSELF--WITH X-RAY VISION! CAN'T-WASTE TIME TRYING TO FIND THE ENTRANCE TO THIS CAVE...NOT WITH ZIGI AND ZAGI LIABLE TO WAKE UP--AND TAKE OFF--AT ANY MOMENT! by Wayne Boring BUT I GUESS THEY NEGLECTED TO TAKE INTO ACCOUNT THE POSSIBILITY OF A PERSON LIKE MYSELF--WITH X-RAY VISION! CAN'T-WASTE TIME TRYING TO FIND THE ENTRANCE TO THIS CAVE...NOT WITH ZIGI AND ZAGI LIABLE TO WAKE UP--AND TAKE OFF--AT ANY MOMENT. by Ham Fisher IVE HEARD THAT BEFORE...ABOUT A MILLION TIMES! ILL PUT ON SOME GOOD MUSIC WHILE WE HAVE LUNCH. GIT HUSING...HE PLAYS ALL THE LATEST DIXIELAND. KNOBBY'S A REAL HEP-CAT. FLASH C.W. WALLINGSBY, OIL AND RANCHING TYCOON, PASSED AWAY SUDDENLY WHILE EN ROUTE TO OKLAHOMA...HE WAS MARRIED YESTERDAY TO FAMOUS MODEL DOOD WILSON. by Leslie Charteris I AM OLGA RAMOS. I HAVE JUST BOUGHT THE YACHT BLUE HERON. YES, I HEARD ABOUT THAT. THE BROKER SAID YOU WOULD FIND ME A CAPTAIN. BUT NOW I SEE YOU, I THINK I HAVE FOUND ONE!