anaheim-bulletin 1953-09-18

DON WINSLOW OF THE NAVY— BADU, AS TO BLOWING UP THE OIL PIPE LINE, I HAVE A SUGGESTION. ARAM SPEAK UP! WHAT IS IT? I'VE DEVELOPED A SPECIAL VALVE AND SADDLE THAT CAN BE ATTACHED TO A PIPE LINE. WELL? THANKS TO THIS DEVICE WE CAN INJECT A POWERFUL EXPLOSIVE CHEMICAL INTO THE FREE-FLOWING LINE. JOHN JUDGE 9-18 DIXIE DUGAN— HAVEN'T YOU GOT ANY INTERESTS? ?? WASN'T LOVE'S INN CONTAGIOUS TO YOU — ?? HERE COMES TH'BRIDE DUM DITTY DUM IT CERTAINLY WAS BUT I NEED A PARTY OF THE SECOND PART — UNTIL THEN, I'D BETTER GET ON THE BALL! PA SAID MY BOSS IS BACK FROM HER HONEYMOON VIRGIL— ARENT YOU READY TO GO TO THE MOVIE YET, VIRGIL? MOM SAYS I CAN'T GO UNTIL I COMB MY HAIR DO YOU KNOW HOW TO COMB HAIR, JOANIE? OF COURSE! I ONLY KNOW ONE WAY THOUGH— ANY WAY—AS LONG AS IT'S COMBED VIRGIL— AREN'T YOU READY TO GO TO THE MOVIE YET, VIRGIL? MOM SAYS I CAN'T GO UNTIL I COMB MY HAIR DO YOU KNOW HOW TO COMB HAIR, JOANIE? OF COURSE! I ONLY KNOW ONE WAY THOUGHANY WAY—AS LONG AS IT'S COMBED MICKEY FINN— HE'S GOING TO USE A BRASSIE OFF THE TEE ON THIS NINE INSTEAD OF HIS DRIVER! I HEARD HIS CADDY TELL HIM IT WOULD KEEP HIM STRAIGHTER—and IT CERTAINLY WORKED! THAT BOY KNOWS HIS STUFF! HE USED TO CADPY FOR PRESIDENT EISENHOWER AT THAT CLUB DOWN THE ROAD! REALLY? THAT PROBABLY ACCOUNTS FOR THE PRESIDENT'S LOW SCORES! A GOOD CADPY CAN BE A GREAT HELP! YES, INDEED —AND FINN KNOWS IT! YOU'LL NOTICE THAT THEY GO INTO A HUDDLE BEFORE EVERY SHOT! BZZ-ZZ-Z ZZZ-ZZZ-ZZZ-ZZ! OKAY! IF THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK! LESLIE SHANE— THERE'S THE GATEWAY TO THE LOST WORLD AS THEY CALL IT ALL RIGHT BUT HOW THE BLAZES DO I HANDLE THESE NATIVE ALONE? RIVETS— WELL, FOR P THE COMMISSIONER RITZ AND ALL RIVETS— ALFRED— RED RYDER— by Frank V. Martinek IN ADDITION TO BLOWING UP THE LINE, THE PIPE ITSELF IS DESTROYED THROUGH CORROSIVE ACTION! by Leonard Samsome YEAH—BUT THERE'S SAD NEWS ABOUT MISS MASON-ER-UH-I MEAN, MRS. GEORGE BROKAMP—OH, PLEASE DON'T TELL ME SOMETHING HAPPENED TO THEIR MARRIAGE! by Len Kleis BUFFALO BILL— TO PULL SALLY THROUGH PNEU-MONIA, BLUE BIRD IS GONNA NEED PLENTY OF HOT POULTICES! AND HE'S GATHERIN' FIRE-WOOD WHILE YOU DO NOTHIN' BUT POUR BUFFALO GREASE ON YOUR FIRE OF HATE! THE BERRYS— ALL RIGHT, MRS. HOOLMAN... ILL BE THERE TO BABY-SIT AT EIGHT OCLOCK SHARP-GREYE! SO SOMEONE NEW HEARD ABOUT YOUR BABY-SITTERS CLUB! YEAH—WE DREW STRAWS TO SEE WHO WOULD GO WILLIE— STOP STOP OOF by Len Kleis ANY WAY—AS LONG AS IT'S COMBED THERE! by Lank Leonard OKAY! IF THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK! I GIVE UP, CLANCY! TCH, TCH! I MUST BE DREAMIN' ALL THIS! by Oliver Passingham WELL, FOR PETE'S SAKE THE COMMISSIONAIRE AT THE RITZ! MEDALS AND ALL NO PETE! JOMMY! FINE FELLOW! I SAY, LOOK HERE YES? by George Sixia SMITH DOG A CAT HOSPITAL WILLIE— STOP STOP OOF LITTLE MARY MIXUP— WELL-TONY NEEDS AN AD. GOOD SODA TONY-HOW IS BUSINESS? IT'S A-TERRIBLE! ALL-A YOU KIDS GO TO THE SNACK BAR-NOT-A COME TO TONYS WOODY WOODPECKER— A SWIMMING POOL IN MY BACKYARD FOR ONLY $9.90? I'LL TAKE IT! SKN HERE! 9-18-53 WOODY POOLS I'll HAVE IT INSTALLED IN... SAY AN HOUR! SO SOON? OH JOY! I CAN HARDLY WAIT! SUPERMAN— UH-YOU TWO BOYS ARE LOOKING FOR THE ESCAPED CONVICTS!!? YES, SIR! WE'RE TRYING TO AID OUR FRIEND SUPERMAN. OH? SO SUFFER OF YOURS, THIS IS TO BE by George Sixte SMITH DOG A CAT HOSPITAL EXPERIENCE, I am not required. by Carl Ryman ALFRED SAYS HE'S NOT HERE FOR A TREATMENT. TODAY...HE JUST CAME TO FINISH AN ARTICLE IN ONE OF OUR OLD MAGAZINES! by Fred Harman THAT BOUNDED LIKE A BIG CHARGE TO ME! BOBS! THAT BLAST DESTROYED THE RAILROAD TRACKS AND DAMMED UP THE WHOLE CANYON! THEN IT WILL TAKE MONTHS TO FIX! THEN WHAT ABOUT OUR SILVER SHIPMENT TO DURANGO- THE PAYROLL'S DUE. SUPERMAN— UH--YOU TWO BOYS ARE LOOKING FOR THE ESCAPED CONVICTS!! YES, SIR! WE'RE TRYING TO AID OUR FRIEND SUPERMAN! OH? SO SUFFER OF YOURS, THIS IS TO BE JOE PALOOKA— HYLO, BOYS...TOO BAD... YEAH, I GOT MESELF A REAL, SON-in-LAW! CHON IN TH' JUDGE'S CHAMBER. TH' JUDGE'LL PERFORM TH' MARRIAGE IN TEN MINUTES...DODO AN' CHOLLY'S WAITIN' IN TH' OTHER ROOM. THE SAINT— GO ON, SAINT--GET IN! DRIVE ON--OFF THE STAGE! Friday, September 18, 1953 ANAHEIM (Cal.) BULLETIN by Fred Meagh AND HE'S GATHERIN' FIREWOOD WHILE YOU DO NOTHIN' BUT POUR BUFFALO GREASE ON YOUR FIRE OF HATE! STOP! YOU SIOUX DOG! DROP THAT FIREWOOD! NOBODY'S GONNA GATHER FIREWOOD FOR MY SQUAW AND MY SON BUT ME... TALL BEAR, CHIEF OF THE BLACKFEET! SOMEONE HEARD ABOUT BABY-SITTERS URB! YEAH... WE Drew STRAWS TO SEE WHO WOULD GO AND YOU WON! WELL, THAT ALL DEPENDS ON HOW YOU LOOK AT IT! SHE HAS FOUR LITTLE MONSTERS... I MEAN FOUR LITTLE BOYS! by Carl Gruber by McEvoy and Strieb by McEvoy and Strieb STOP OOF I'M THROUGH! FINISHED! UNTIL YOU LEARN T'SYNCHRONIZE! IT'S A-TERRIBLE! ALL A YOU KIDS GO TO THE SNACK BAR... NOT A COME TO TONYS OH, THE SNACK BAR RAN AN AD IN OUR SCHOOL PAPER--AND-- WHAT-A THIS 'AD, BUSINESS? AND WHAT-A DE SCHOOL PAPER? I'll tell you about it this afternoon... I HAVE TO GO NOW-- YOU SURE-A COME BACK DIS A-AFTERNOON -EH?-SUREA? by R. M. BrinkerhCS by Walter Lans I'LL HAVE IT INSTALLED IN... SAY AN HOUR! SO SOON? OH, JOY! I CAN HARDLY WAIT! OKAY, WALLY! IT'S ALL READY! HOT DIGGETY! by Wayne Borl by Wayne Borl OH? SO SUPERMAN IS A FRIEND OF YOURS, IS HE? THIS IS ALMOST TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE! SIT DOWN, BOYS--AN' WELL TALK OVER YOUR PROBLEM! TH' JUDGE'LL PERFORM TH' MARRIAGE IN TEN MINUTES...DODO AN' CHOLLY'S WAITIN' IN TH' OTHER ROOM. KOFF OKAY. AHEMMM ...SURE. HOPE I DIDN'T HOLD YOU UP... WHERE IS THE YOUNG COUPLE? I'M READY TO PERFORM THE CEREMONY. I'll GIT 'EM, JUDGE. THEY'RE IN THE OTHER ROOM WITH MY OLD WOMAN, DRIVE ON--OFF THE STAGE! PEEL OFF THAT HAT AND MASK AND KEEP GOING--RIGHT OUT OF THE STUDIO! AND JUST WAVE TO THE DOORMAN AS YOU GO BY! LESLIE CONSTANTS JOHN SPRANGER