oc-plain-dealer 1925-03-10

PAGE FOUR THE ORANGE COUNTY Plain Dealer An Independent Newspaper Issued Every Afternoon Except Sunday PAUL V. HESTER Editor and Publisher Subscription Rate—In Orange County... per month 50c Entered at the Postoffice at Anaheim, Calif., as second class matter DAILY GREETING TO OUR READERS I WILL BOTH LAY ME DOWN IN PEACE, AND SLEEP: FOR THOU, LORD, ONLY MAKEST ME DWELL IN SAFETY.—PSALM 4:8. FERVENT PRAYER IS NOTHING LESS THAN LOVE OF GOD.—FENLON. ILLITERACY IS OUT OF PLACE HERE Ignorance is as much out of place in this country as a deep water fish would be in the midst of a desert. There is absolutely no excuse for illiteracy here. The means of education and enlightenment and culture abound on every hand. There are public schools, parochial schools, private schools, colleges, universities and technical schools. No country on earth, at any time, ever provided so elaborately for the educating of its youths. Children literally are forced into school. The truant officer lurks around the corner, to prod the boy or girl playing "hookey." Besides schools, there are means of enlightenment without number. There are newspapers. These are universities and libraries in themselves, enlightening their readers on current history, carrying views of world affairs and much miscellany of enlightening and cultural value. Then there are magazines, almost numberless, which are also illuminating and inspiring. And books—books and magazines in free libraries, where the poorest and humblest may reach in and take out the richest treasures of literature—the gold and the gems of thought of all ages. Then there is the radio—it is instructive, as well as entertaining—and is destined to become even more consequential in the life of the American people. Then there is the motion picture—it also, at its best, is a source of educational endow- H libraries in themselves, enlightening their readers on current history, carrying views of world affairs and much miscellany of enlightening and cultural value. Then there are magazines, almost numberless, which are also illuminating and inspiring. And books—books and magazines in free libraries, where the poorest and humblest may reach in and take out the richest treasures of literature—the gold and the gems of thought of all ages. Then there is the radio—it is instructive, as well as entertaining—and is destined to become even more consequential in the life of the American people. Then there is the motion picture—it also, at its best, is a source of educational endowment to those who see it. The opportunities for enlightenment are many. The country is deluged with them. To be ignorant, one must run away from these illuminating influences, and shut eyes and ears and perception against the phenomenal educational advantages of this marvelous age. A budget system, adhered to strictly, eliminates the burdensome wastage in public funds. Cut off useless expenditures, extravagance and wastefulness in government, and the lot of the taxpayer would be easier. PRESIDENT EBERT GAVE GOOD SERVICE It is a blessed thing for Germany that a man like Herr Ebert was available to assume the Presidency, when the first choice was made of a head of the new national administration. Germany was passing between Scylla and Charybdis—between the extreme of Communism and Bolshevism, on the one hand, and monarchism on the other hand. Although of Socialist political faith, President Ebert steered a wholesome middle course, being moderate as between the two extremes. He made mistakes of judgment, of course. But he carried the governmental administration of Germany with marked success through a most trying period. He not inaptly might be termed the George Washington of democratic Germany. His wise counsels have kept Germany from going to political extremes in its domestic affairs. Be thrifty today and you will not be in want tomorrow. God is not blind to the fact that California needs more rain. More precipitation will come in due time. Rigid economy in government—there should be no other rule or practice anywhere in the United States. Estelle Card Beeman Teacher of PANTOMIME, EXPRESSION and CHILDREN'S DRAMA With— MISS GEORGIA MOORE Teacher of Dancing Phone 1032J MOOSE HALL WEDNESDAYS 1 to 5 p.m. PARAGRAPHS (By Robert Quillen) Ancient saying: "Mamma, have I got too much powder on?" It is easy to beautify a lot. Just plant trees and wait 60 years. A man hasn't much chance if his pity begins where charity does. All people are useful, if only as an audience to inspire the go-getters. Any patriot can love his country; the hard part is to love the people in it. Almost every man would feel crushed if he knew the ideal man his wife hoped to get. Modern children may not repect age, but at least they give it gangway. As a rule you can recognize a Progressive politician by his resemblance to Gassius. A free country is one in which an ass is free even to talk against free speech. The two most arrogant words and the two most pathetic words are these: "Charge it." We are not vindictive, but we confess that our soul itches to hate an umpire again. Still, how can a New York taxi driver collect $11.45 for a two-block driver if he hasn't a gun? "Prohibition has killed poetry." Rates! Wherever "wine" was necessary, "shine" will rhyme as well. A fur expert is one who knows whether the imitation is good enough in themselves, enlightening their readers on current history, carrying views of world affairs and much miscellany of enlightening and cultural value. Then there are magazines, almost numberless, which are also illuminating and inspiring. And books—books and magazines in free libraries, where the poorest and humblest may reach in and take out the richest treasures of literature—the gold and the gems of thought of all ages. Then there is the radio—it is instructive, as well as entertaining—and is destined to become even more consequential in the life of the American people. Then there is the motion picture—it also, at its best, is a source of educational endowment to those who see it. The opportunities for enlightenment are many. The country is deluged with them. To be ignorant, one must run away from these illuminating influences, and shut eyes and ears and perception against the phenomenal educational advantages of this marvelous age. A budget system, adhered to strictly, eliminates the burdensome wastage in public funds. Cut off useless expenditures, extravagance and wastefulness in government, and the lot of the taxpayer would be easier. PRESIDENT EBERT GAVE GOOD SERVICE It is a blessed thing for Germany that a man like Herr Ebert was available to assume the Presidency, when the first choice was made of a head of the new national administration. Germany was passing between Scylla and Charybdis—between the extreme of Communism and Bolshevism, on the one hand, and monarchism on the other hand. Although of Socialist political faith, President Ebert steered a wholesome middle course, being moderate as between the two extremes. He made mistakes of judgment, of course. But he carried the governmental administration of Germany with marked success through a most trying period. He not inaptly might be termed the George Washington of democratic Germany. His wise counsels have kept Germany from going to political extremes in its domestic affairs. Be thrifty today and you will not be in want tomorrow. God is not blind to the fact that California needs more rain. More precipitation will come in due time. Rigid economy in government—there should be no other rule or practice anywhere in the United States. Estelle Card Beeman Teacher of PANTOMIME, EXPRESSION and CHILDREN'S DRAMA With— MISS GEORGIA MOORE Teacher of Dancing Phone 1032J MOOSE HALL WEDNESDAYS 1 to 5 p.m. PARAGRAPHS (By Robert Quillen) Ancient saying: "Mamma, have I got too much powder on?" It is easy to beautify a lot. Just plant trees and wait 60 years. A man hasn't much chance if his pity begins where charity does. All people are useful, if only as an audience to inspire the go-getters. Any patriot can love his country; the hard part is to love the people in it. Almost every man would feel crushed if he knew the ideal man his wife hoped to get. Modern children may not repect age, but at least they give it gangway. As a rule you can recognize a Progressive politician by his resemblance to Gassius. A free country is one in which an ass is free even to talk against free speech. The two most arrogant words and the two most pathetic words are these: "Charge it." We are not vindictive, but we confess that our soul itches to hate an umpire again. Still, how can a New York taxi driver collect $11.45 for a two-block driver if he hasn't a gun? "Prohibition has killed poetry." Rates! Wherever "wine" was necessary, "shine" will rhyme as well. A fur expert is one who knows whether the imitation is good enough in themselves, enlightening their readers on current history, carrying views of world affairs and much miscellany of enlightening and cultural value. Then there are magazines, almost numberless, which are also illuminating and inspiring. And books—books and magazines in free libraries, where the poorest and humblest may reach in and take out the richest treasures of literature—the gold and the gems of thought of all ages. Then there is the radio—it is instructive, as well as entertaining—and is destined to become even more consequential in the life of the American people. Then there is the motion picture—it also, at its best, is a source of educational endowment to those who see it. The opportunities for enlightenment are many. The country is deluged with them. To be ignorant, one must run away from these illuminating influences, and shut eyes and ears and perception against the phenomenal educational advantages of this marvelous age. A budget system, adhered to strictly, eliminates the burdensome wastage in public funds. Cut off useless expenditures, extravagance and wastefulness in government, and the lot of the taxpayer would be easier. PRESIDENT EBERT GAVE GOOD SERVICE It is a blessed thing for Germany that a man like Herr Ebert was available to assume the Presidency, when the first choice was made of a head of the new national administration. Germany was passing between Scylla and Charybdis—between the extreme of Communism and Bolshevism, on the one hand, and monarchism on the other hand. Although of Socialist political faith, President Ebert steered a wholesome middle course, being moderate as between the two extremes. He made mistakes of judgment, of course. But he carried the governmental administration of Germany with marked success through a most trying period. He not inaptly might be termed the George Washington of democratic Germany. His wise counsels have kept Germany from going to political extremes in its domestic affairs. Be thrifty today and you will not be in want tomorrow. God is not blind to the fact that California needs more rain. More precipitation will come in due time. Rigid economy in government—there should be no other rule or practice anywhere in the United States. Estelle Card Beeman Teacher of PANTOMIME, EXPRESSION and CHILDREN'S DRAMA With— MISS GEORGIA MOORE Teacher of Dancing Phone 1032J MOOSE HALL WEDNESDAYS 1 to 5 p.m. PARAGRAPHS (By Robert Quillen) Ancient saying: "Mamma, have I got too much powder on?" It is easy to beautify a lot. Just plant trees and wait 60 years. A man hasn't much chance if his pity begins where charity does. All people are useful, if only as an audience to inspire the go-getters. Any patriot can love his country; the hard part is to love the people in it. Almost every man would feel crushed if he knew the ideal man his wife hoped to get. Modern children may not repect age, but at least they give it gangway. As a rule you can recognize a Progressive politician by his resemblance to Gassius. A free country is one in which an ass is free even to talk against free speech. The two most arrogant words and the two most pathetic words are these: "Charge it." We are not vindictive, but we confess that our soul itching to hate an umpire again. Still, how can a New York taxi driver collect $11.45 for a two-block driver if he hasn't a gun? "Prohibition has killed poetry." Rates! Wherever "wine" was necessary, "shine" will rhyme as well. A fur expert is one who knows whether the imitation is good enough in themselves, enlightening their readers on current history, carrying views of world affairs and much miscellany of enlightening and cultural value. Teacher of PANTOMIME, EXPRESSION and CHILDREN'S DRAMA With— MISS GEORGIA MOORE Teacher of Dancing Phone 1032J MOOSE HALL WEDNESDAYS 1 to 5 p.m. Reduced round trip fares daily—return limit 9 months. Full stop-over privileges east and the way to go Go via one route—return on another if you choose. Sunset—through the romantic Southwest; enjoy the New Sunset Limited to New Orleans. Golden State—direct route to El Paso, Kansas City and Chicago. Also St. Louis and Minneapolis. The New Golden State Limited. American Canyon—San Francisco via Great Salt Lake and Ogden. The Overland Limited and Pacific Limited to Chicago; St. Louis Express to St. Louis. Shasta—through service daily to Portland and the Puget Sound country—thence east through the Northwest. For fares, reservations, route booklets and full information, ask Southern Pacific D. G. M., TBY Santa Ana and Los Angeles Sts. PHONE 123 A fur expert is one who knows whether the imitation is good enough to justify lying. Man hasn't invented a new sin in an age, but any legislature can think up new follies. These poor underpaid white-collar men never find the other kind cluttering up the golf course. Isn't it disgusting to go to a naughty place and see such respectable people patronizing it? Note on manners. Always apologize when you interrupt a conversation to shoot a passing acquaintance. Correct this sentence: "Ahai" chuckled the city man as he bought flour; "what is fetching a good price." (Protected by Associated Editors Inc.) A Class Ad will get you results. Business College Day School and Night School all the Year Enter Any time. Money Back if Wanted. R. L. Moore Electrical wiring, fixtures, appliances and repairs. SHOP HOME 120 W. Bdwy 70$ S Helens 861 - Phones - 1247 THE PLAIN DEALER, ANAHEIM, CALIF. PLUGGING IT! FEDERAL INDICIMENTS HOO RUM RING PROHIBITION ENFORCEMENT BOOTLEGGING ACTIVITIES DINNER STORIES Arastus Johnson came down the street, a pall of whitewash in one hand, and a rumpled paper in the other. He paused before the cottage of his friend, Mr. Jackson. "Oho! Lavender!" he shouted. Mr. Lavender Jackson appeared at the door, and the two exchanged greetings suitable between the Supreme Grand Ruler and the Deputy Grand Warden of the Amalgamated Black Eagles. "Lavender," said Erastus, "booka heah." He exhibited a magazine and turned to a page marked by a dog ear. Then slowly and lovingly he read a sentence therefrom: "Is it possible to augment the objectivity and the versatility of the response of the individual mind to life by cultivating the range, the plasticity, the inveteracy, and the intensity of the consciousness which the individual fastens on his own behavior?" Mr. Jackson rolled his eyes in delight. "Taat am sublime, Erastus," said he. "Wish we could use him in de ritual. Whar didger get him?" "Found him in de house al was kalsomimin'" was the reply. And he read the sentence over again. Little Gloria Jackson followed her father to the gate and listened in wonder. "Eather," she said, "what do all dose words mean?" "Don't exhibit yo' ignomus Gloria," replied her father, severely; "don't you know eloquence when you hear it?" Four-year-old Dorothy has just heard her mother giving grocery order over the telephone. "Mamma," she said, "did yo' order some corn starch?" A GRAPHS (Robert Quillen) Daying: "Mamma, have much powder on?" To beautify a lot. Just and wait 60 years. Isn't much chance if begins where charity are useful, if only as to inspire the go. Can love his countryd part is to love the very man would feel he knew the ideal man need to get. Children may not repeat at least they give it you can recognize a politician by his re-entry Gassius. Country is one in which even to talk against most arrogant words most pathetic words "Charge it." Not vindictive, but we our soul itches to apologize again. Can a New York taxi cost $11.45 for a two-car if he hasn't a gun? Motion has killed poetry., wherever "wine" was "shine" will rhyme as expert is one who knows the imitation is good testifying is good ABE MARTIN WHO'S WHO IN THE DAYS NEWS SIMON GUGGENHEIM Numbered among the active philanthropists of 1925 is former United States Senator Simon Guggenheim, who has recently announced a preliminary gift by himself and his wife of $3,000,000 to endow the John Simon Guggenheim Memorial Foundation Fellowship. The foundation is intended to provide for advanced study abroad of students who have shown marked ability in their specialties. It is a memorial to Mr. and Mrs. Guggenheim's son who died in 1922 while a student in Harvard. Simon Guggenheim was born in Philadelphia in 1867. He was graduated from the public schools of his native city, after which he studied languages in Europe for two years. In 1898 Mr. Guggenheim was married to Olga H. Hirsh, of New York. He went to Pueblo, Colo., in 1888 and was elected U.S. Senator from Colorado to succeed Thomas M. Patterson, taking his seat, March 4, 1907. His term expired in 1913. Prior to his election Mr. Guggenheim was engaged in mining and smelling business in the United States and Mexico. He is now president of the American Smelting and Refining Co. and Guggenheim Klein, Inc. He is a director of the Braden Copper Co., and is a member of the firm of Guggenheim Bros., N.Y. SUNSHINE FELLETS BY DR. W. F. THOMSON When Willie says his throat is sore. When Willie's eyes are red; Keep Willie home from school, my friend. Keep Willie still in bed. The avrage man with lots of wealth Is not concerned about his health; In fact he seldom counts the cost Until, Alas! his health is lost. I've many people, But I've yet to behold The fellow who hasn't A cure for a cold. Little Gloria Jackson followed her father to the gate and listened in wonder. "Father," she said, "what did all dose words mean?" "Don't exhibit yo' ignomus Gloria," replied her father, severely; "don't you know elfquence when you hears it?" Four-year-old Dorothy had just heard her mother giving grocery order over the telephone. "Mamma," she said, "did you order some corn starch?" "Yes, dear." "What for?" asked Dorothy "Is you goin' to launder your corns?" A Class Ad will get you results BURNS Cover with wet baking soda afterwards apply gently VICKS VAPORU Over 17 Million Jars Used Yearly Cod Liver Oil in Sugar Coated Tablet For Pimy Kids COD LIVER OIL Forget the nasty tasting, so mach upsetting cod liver oil a give the thin, puny, undered children McCoy's Cod Lift Oil Compound Tablets if I want to give them a good apts and put pounds of go healthy flesh on their bones. Doctors know all about tha and so does Heying's Pharmia Jackson's Drug Co., Orange Drug Co., and all good pharma clists all over America, for tha are in great demand, bea they are not laggards but shi results in a few days. They are not expensive eic—60 tablets—60 cents and o dren take them like candy. A very sickly child, age gained 12 pounds in six months and is strong and h thy. One skinny woman gaines pounds in 24 days. "Be sure to get McCoy's original and genuine Cod Lift Oil Compound Tablet." HEALTH AND DIET ADVICE By Dr. Frank McCoy Author of "THE FAST WAY TO HEALTH" PROTEID FOOD (Continued) NOT GOOD CANNED FISH is subject to rapid changes after being moved from the can, and that part which cannot be used at EXPERT is one who knows the imitation of poetry, wherever "wine" was shine will rhyme as object $11.45 for a two-toned if he hasn't a gun?iction has killed poetry." DOOR underpaid white-collar find the other kind up the golf course. DISGUSTING to go to a place and see such re-people patronizing it? Manners. Always apolon you interrupt a conto shoot a passing accethis sentence: "Ahal" the city man as he hear: "wheat is feighing rice." by associated Editors. Ad will get you results. BUSINESS COLLEGE School and Night School all the Year Any time. Money Back if Wanted. L. Moore tried wiring, fixtures, diances and repairs. OP HOME W. Bdwy 708 S. Helena - Phones - 1247 DR. BELL'S The Original PINE TAR HONEY HEALTH AND DIET ADVICE By Dr. Frank McCoy Author of "THE FAST WAY TO HEALTH" PROTEID FOOD (Continued) NOT GOOD CANNED FISH is subject to rapid changes after being moved from the can, and that part which cannot be used at should be thrown away and not held over for another meal any case it should only be used when no other good Proteid is available. SALT MACKEREL is very indigestible, being toughene its preparation with salt, and as even fresh mackerel is almost useless as a food, ing so much indigestion as to more than off-set any good could be derived from it. HAMBURGER STEAK is usually made from a poor qu of meat and even if ground round steak is used, the fat whi mixed with the proteid renders it indigestible. The SALISH STEAK, as described in the "Good" proteid class, should be by everyone who is desirous of using ground beef. This Salt Steak may be used day in and day out without any ill effect is one of the most valuable ways in which beef could be but the addition of fat in Haniburger steak really makes a big change that it should not be taken at all when the Salt Steak is so easily available. HEAVY TAXES ON BEAUTY AND HEALTH If women were taxed directly for being healthy and beautiful, the uproar would be terrific. Yet they are taxing themselves with needless tasks. The family washing, for instance, is unnecessary with our Rough Dry service available. Rough Dry service washes and dries everything, and irons the flat work. Try it—just phone. Rough Dry WM. GILMORE, Anaheim Agent, Phone 129 The Sanitary Laundry 223 West A. W. Cleaver, Prox. Santa Fe Ave., FULLERTON 20 TUESDAY, MARCH 10, 1925 COMMENTS of the PRESS What Editors Are Saying TRACKLESS TROLLEYS—Sacramento Bee About two years ago the Bee editorially called attention to the traffic possibilities of trackless trolley cars, and gave an account of their operation in a suburb of the city of New York. Such cars are much like other trolley cars, except as to the wheels, but do not run upon rails, and may be steered so as to avoid other vehicles or obstructions of any sort. The large initial cost of tracks being escaped, they may be established at comparatively small outlay, in rural or suburban districts, where the roads are good. It now appears, from a suit for damages recently brought in the Empire state, that the trackless trolley still is in operation there. Permission has been given the plaintiff to amend the complaint, so as to make Mayor Hylan and the members of the city board of estimates defendants. In this case a widow asks damages of $75,000, alleging her husband, while walking on a public highway, was killed by a trackless trolley car. The action naturally suggests that the roving propensities of such a carrier may be something of a drawback to the trackless system, at least so far as walkers are concerned. CAN THE STATE DO NO WRONG? There is an ever-growing tendency among those who inhabit this country to consider that the State can do no wrong; that whoever criticizes it is directly undermining the foundations of the republic. This tendency was given an enormous impetus during the late war, when hundreds of persons were locked up for saying what they believed to be true regarding what was going on in Washington. And the tendency, if somewhat less virulent, is no less apparent today. In dealing with the State, we ought to remember, with Emerson, that its institutions are not as old as man, though they existed before we were born; That they are not superior to the citizen; That every one of them was once the act of a single man; That every law and usage was a man's expedient to meet a particular situation; That they are all limitable, all alterable; That we may make as good; That we may make better. In dealing with the State, we ought to remember, with interest, that its institutions are not as old as man, though they existed before we were born; That they are not superior to the citizen; That every one of them was once the act of a single man; That every law and usage was a man's expedient to meet a particular situation; That they are all limitable, all alterable; That we may make as good; That we may make better. - leave the old shingles on! Pioneer Yosemite Asphalt Shingles lay smooth and sang over the old roof. 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