oc-plain-dealer 1924-10-27

PAGE FOUR THE ORANGE COUNTY Plain Dealer An Independent Newspaper Issued Every Afternoon Except Sunday PAUL V. HESTER Editor and Publisher Subscription Rate—In N. Orange co., per year, $2; 6 months $1.75 Entered at the Postoffice at Anaheim, Calif., as second class matter DAILY GREETING TO OUR READERS Everywhere are hearts that need and hunger for what you have to give, and God has given love to you for the very purpose of blessing those whom He sends to you day by day.—J. R. Miller. GET OUT HEAVY VOTE ON NOV. 4 Republican leaders are sounding warning against apathy on election day. Eternal vigilance is the price of success in politics. Having waged an active, vigorous campaign in California and elsewhere, Republicans should not permit themselves to lose the fruits of their good work through failure of Republicans to go to the polls. The opposition is straining to get out every vote possible. Republicans should meet this with equal fervor in behalf of a heavy vote. It is best for all parties to have a big vote. Let public sentiment really be expressed by a great majority of those qualified to vote, instead of by a minority. Fewer than half of the eligible voters went to the polls in California in 1920. This deplorable history should not be repeated. TO VENTURE STILL FURTHER IN DIRIGIBLE NAVIGATION Exceeding the gas carrying capacity of either the “Los Angeles” or the Shenandoah, by at least double, military enthusiasts are now making preliminary efforts to construct, under government supervision, another gigantic monster of the air. If the director of the budget does not make too strenuous objections and the Congress can be influenced to look favorably upon the proposal, it is hoped an appropriation of $3,000,000 may be had for the purpose. The remarkable tour of the “Los Angeles” from Germany, which, under treaty cannot be used in war, and the present flight of the Shenandoah to the Pacific coast, are depended upon by military authorities to carry the new plans Exceeding the gas carrying capacity of either the "Los Angeles" or the Shenandoah, by at least double, military enthusiasts are now making preliminary efforts to construct, under government supervision, another gigantic monster of the air. If the director of the budget does not make too strenuous objections and the Congress can be influenced to look favorably upon the proposal, it is hoped an appropriation of $3,000,000 may be had for the purpose. The remarkable tour of the "Los Angeles" from Germany, which, under treaty cannot be used in war, and the present flight of the Shenandoah to the Pacific coast, are depended upon by military authorities to carry the new plans to success. The new bag is designed to accommodate 6,000,000 cubic feet of gas. Secretary Wilbur has promised that the German craft will visit the Pacific coast. The Shenandoah arrived safely at San Diego, beating train time from Camp Lewis to the southland. The two flights that have added a new chapter to modern aerial navigation are looked upon as outstanding achievements. In their hazardous undertakings, the two big ships have met and conquered their most feared enemy—the elements. The German dirigible weathered the storms of the Atlantic safely, although taking a longer course to insure safe arrival. The Shenandoah has been attacked by the winds and fogs and rains of the Pacific coast and is none the worse for the trial. It is a long step in advance of the tragedies of recent years in lighter-than-air navigation. 248 W. Center St. Anahiem Chaffees WHERE CARS MAY BE TUESDAY SEARCH LIGHT MATCHES 5¢ per box OAKGLEN ROME BEAUTY APPLES 6 lbs for 25¢ OPPORTUNITY RAPS AT YOUR DOOR! A CHANCE OF A LIFETIME! LISTEN, HOMESEEKERS. We want 72 upstanding American families to help us in our large orchards, on our farm lands OPPORTUNITY RAPS AT YOUR DOOR! A CHANCE OF A LIFETIME! LISTEN, HOMESEEKERS. We want 72 upstanding American families to help us in our large orchards, on our farm lands and in our packing houses. We are offering 72 homesites, 2½ to 20 acre tracts, excellent soil, reasonable prices, planted to trees or alfalfa. 15 years to pay. If competent and industrious you can earn deferred payments. See James Mills At Saint Ann's Inn, Santa Ana, Wednesday and Thursday, 3 to 5 p.m., for particulars JAMES MILLS ORCHARDS CORP. Hamilton City, Cal. REFERENCES: A. J. CROOKSHANKS, President First National Bank, Santa Ann. SENATOR JOHN M. ANDERSON W. E. BROCK, Horticultural Commissioner. J. P. BAUMGARTNER, Editor and Manager, Santa Ana Register. THE PLAIN DEALER, ANAHEIM, CALIF. WE JUST CAN'T HELP BEING INTERESTED PROBLEMS OF GOVT. US. MINORITY RULE DINNER STORY A man carrying a bag such as "denim" tered in barber's shop and to take the various of the bag. "I don't today," said the other showed him. This is very fine bag. Ossibly," said but I've got plenty." Having soap?" sat doing a packet. So thanks," replied face powder?" sat doing another paso; it's no good at of the scissors of my present momently unacounted produced other thing on tonic, a pot be of face cream, no, not!" said the only, "I tell you I of them!" I knew you don't reply. Shea why do you them?" demanded. I didn't ask you to deal the other. "I only got my haircut, but I show you before you I've got all the toilet want." Definite immunity scarlet fever can be with certainty; deficient of the disease certain. He told his congress How the devil burn us: To make it realis The fireman s furnace. The Lord may look unwise, but it's the company that looks wise man's widow. PARAGRAPHS By ROBERT QUILLEN The Shenandoah wasn't the only bag that toured the country. Famous last words: "I've poured the kerosene on; now gimme match." You can say one thing for the bath ray. It will kill the cooties, so. Cross section of amateur hunt's brain: "I wonder if that man ever there is a deer." A filling station is a profitable enterprise after you learn that 13 parts make 5 gallons. You never hear a man yelling or liberty if the paying teller hands in awe of him. It's only a question of time unthe barber will say: "It's getg a little thin on top, ma-az." "Girls that puzzle you are more interesting than others," says a writer. What others? "I don't think it is loaded" is or English. The last three words are superfluous. Why should the Jap yearn to venture on America's streets when he has earthquakes at me? Cuss words are like star ballers; always inadequate when no need them most. The hardy pioneers suffered in cold weather, but not in order to show their ankles. Our janitor is a loyal soul. He is: "Boss, us Nordics sho' is fine stick by one 'nother." ABE MARTIN POEMS THAT LIVE THE PLAYTHING Kitty's charming voice and face, Syren-like, first caught my fancy; Wit and humor next take place. And now I doat on sprightly Nancy. Kitty tunes her pipe in vain, With airs most languishing and dying; Calls me false, ungrateful swain, And tries in vain to shoot me flying. Nancy with resistless art, Always humorous, gay, and witty. Has talked herself into my heart, And quite excluded tuneful Kitty. Ah, Kitty! Love, a wanton boy. Now pleased with song, and now with prattle. Still longing for the newest top. Has changed his whistle for a rattle. ANON. SUNSHINE PELLETS BY DR. W. F. THOMSON To be without money is merely an inconvenience; to be without good health is dire disaster. When a patient tells me what a scoundrel her last doctor was, I know that he has not been paid—and that I won't be. We temporize and moralize But seldom do we immunize Against theills we can prevent And thus morticians circumvent Before the introduction of a public health speaker, an appropriate musical number would be the Refrain from Spitting. PILES Cuprable without surgical operation. No hospital. All rectal diseases treated in the office. Send for Free Booklet. Office hours 10 a.m. to 4 p.m., except Saturdays and Sundays. Open Wednesday Nights, 7 to 8. G. W. Fuller.M.D 718 Black Building Cor Hill and 4th Street Put an End to LAXATIVE HEREBY Taking "RED MIXTURE" Are you one of many from chronic sluggish bowels who shrinks common laxatives for trac e habi re f o r th e n o w n form L a c h i c h y u s e pita t i v e s originated by a prominent surgeon after years m e menting. RED MIXTURE offers all these relief for the sufferer final instability and torpor and kidneys because it allows trouble and builds up the so doing. RED MIXTURE weakens the digestive organ irritation, but cleanses with easy action leaves a non-tiger. RED MIXTURE bals a goal Tonic Laxation. This remedy satisfies no naturopathy. It can be administered to patients convalescence from abdominal operations or from severe bowel illness because of its non-intrating action and its thorough elimination of the larking tear in disease. RED MIXTURE relieves and strengthens without creating a necessity for the continued use of laxatives. RED MIXTURE proves particularly beneficial for expectant mothers and children. Are you subject to gassage, nervousness, furrowed general depression caused by insatiation? RED MIXTURE wiltTry a bottle.Comes if 75c and provo efficiency. If your dry not supply you at once 75 cents to the Golden State Co., Long Beach, Calif., and w that you are supplied money will be refrained if after trying ITURE you are not When a patient tells me what a scoundrel her last doctor was, I know that he has not been paid—and that I won't be. We temporize and moralize But seldom do we immunize Against the fills we can prevent And thus morticians circumvent Before the introduction of a public health speaker, an appropriate musical number would be the Refrain from Spitting. Those who still bind tobacco quids on fresh wounds are not informed regarding the bacteriology of tobacco quids. It is not within the province of the taxpayer to provide medical attention for the individual. It is however, the duty of the taxpayer to protect himself by the application of preventive measures, through his board of health. BARGAIN Collections Fancy importations from Holland, France, Italy. 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Now two kinds Regular H-O Oats New Style H-O Oats (Oatmeal) Standard full size and weight pkg—we MONDAY, OCTOBER 27, 1924 DINNER STORIES A man carrying a small handbag such as "drummers" use outer barber's shop and proceed to take the various things out of the bag. "I don't want anything today," said the barber. The other showed him a bottle. This is very fine bay rum," he possibly," said the barber, but I got plenty. Having soap?" said the other, holding a packet. To thanks," replied the barber. Face powder?" said the caller, another packet. So it is no good," said the man of the scissors. "I must hold of my present stock first." Immediately unawarded, the call produced other things—a bottle of face cream, and on no, not!" said the barber desolately. "I tell you I don't want of them!" Knew you don't," was the reply. He why do you ask me to them?" demanded the bar. "I didn't ask you to buy them," said the other. "I only came in to see my half-cent, but I wanted to show you before you started that I've got all the toilet requisites I want." Definite immunity against scarlet fever can be established with certainty; definite treatment of the disease is not yet certain. He told his congregation How the devil planned to burn us; To make it realistic. The fireman stoked the furnace. The Lord may look after the unwise, but it's the insurance company that looks after the wise man's widow. COMMENTS of the PRESS What Editors Are Saying MAKE DRIVERS' TEST MORE RIGID—San Diego Union To obtain a mate's or captain's ticket, sail or steam, or a pilot's license, is no casual matter. Before a man can risk his own life and those of others in water traffic, he must qualify mentally and physically in a rigid and searching examination. And just any individual, possibly half blind, or half deaf, or apaeralytic or infantile, or decrepit, isn't allowed to drive a railway locomotive either. But did you hear of the automobile crash in which one of the drivers at the time of the collision was having an epileptic fit, and inquiry revealed that this man, duly provided with a driver's license, was frequently subject to such fits. This is an extreme case, but it exemplifies the nonchalance with which drivers' licenses are bestowed, quite as freely as Sunday School cards to a line of children, one to each, and no questions asked as to the probability, often the dead certainty, of the destruction that might ensue. Our courts are taking away licenses, after the damage is done, or after incompetence or reckless driving reveals the imminence of damage sure to be done, but intelligent precautions in giving out these licenses in the first place emphatically need stressing as one of the most essential preventatives of death and maiming by automobiles. But cure derives from suffering, finally, and it is a pleasure, not uncoupled with hope persistent, to note the words and intention of William H. Marsh, chief of the state division of motor vehicles, regarding this slack generosity with operators' licenses. His message, in deed, while here last week, was a predication of rigid examination for such licenses in the future, since he himself proposes to ask the legislature at its next session for relief in this respect. "The present regulations for issuance of operators' licenses do not mean much," he says, and he has investigated the laws and the effects in other states where such examinations are in force. In Massachusetts and Connecticut, for instance, where the regulations have been longest in force, the result has been a greatly diminished number of accidents. He would have prospective drivers examined as to their knowledge of traffic laws, rules of the road, ability to read signs, and he would put them through a physical examination to uncover infirmities, and if thus far they qualify, a practical driving test would have to be met successfully. Truly, none of this seems too much to require of those who daily have our lives in their hands. GLEANINGS FROM THE BOOK OF LIFE When they do not require to go to the office when they are He told his congregation How the devil planned to burn us; To make it realistic. The fireman stoked the furnace. The Lord may look after the unwise, but it's the insurance company that looks after the wise man's widow. A Class Ad is best little salesman. Put an End to the LAXATIVE HABIT by Taking "RED MIXTURE" Are you one of many sufferers from chronic sluggishness of the bowels who shrinks from taking common laxatives for fear of contracting the habit? If so, rejoice, for there is now available a non-habit-forming Tonic Laxative, which for 20 years has been used in hospitals exclusively. It was originated by a prominent ex-army surgeon after years of experimenting. RED MIXTURE offers almost miraculous relief for the sufferer from intestinal intactility and torpor of the liver and kidneys because it eliminates the trouble and builds up the system while so doing. RED MIXTURE does not weaken the digestive organs by violent irritation, but cleanses with a smooth, easy action that leaves a normal, healthful linger. RED MIXTURE is not a purgative, but a real Tonic Laxative. This remedy can also no narcotics. It can be administered to patients convulsing from abdominal operations or from severe bowel illness because of its non-intrating action and its thorough elimination of the lurking bacteria of disease. RED MIXTURE provides strengthens without creating a necessity for the continued use of laxatives. RED MIXTURE proves particularly beneficial for expectant mothers, infants and children. Are you subject to gassous stomach, headache, nervousness, furred tongue or general depression caused by fatty elimination? RED MIXTURE will give you relief. Try a bottle. Comes in two sizes, 75c and 95c. The 75c size is sufficient to prove efficiency. If your dragonet cannot supply you at once good blanchance and 75 cents to the Golden State Pharmacy and Co., Long Beach, Calif., and we will see that you are supplied. Your money will be refunded promptly if after trying RED MIXTURE you are not satisfied. In Massachusetts and Connecticut, for instance, where the regulations have been longest in force, the result has been a greatly diminished number of accidents. He would have prospective drivers examined as to their knowledge of traffic laws, rules of the road, ability to read signs, and he would put them through a physical examination to uncover infirmities, and if thus far they qualify, a practical driving test would have to be met successfully. Truly, none of this seems too much to require of those who daily have our lives in their hands. GLEANINGS FROM THE BOOK OF LIFE "When they do not require to go to the office, when they are not hungry and have no mind to drink, the whole breathing world is blank to them. If they have to wait an hour or so for the train they fall into a stupid trance with their eyes open. "To see them you would suppose there was nothing to look at and no one to speak with; you would imagine they were paralyzed or alienated; and yet very possibly they are hard workers in their own way, and have good eyesight for a flaw in a deed or a turn of the market. "They have been to school and college, but all the while they had their eye on the medal; they have gone about in the world and mixed with clever people, but all the time they were thinking of their own affairs. "As if a man's soul were not too small to begin with, they have dwarfed and narrowed theirs by a life of all work and no play; until they are at forty, with a listless attention, a mind vacant of all material of amusement, and not one thought to rub against another, while they wait for the train." Plain Dealer Want Ads Bring Results Only 75c LADIES' PLAIN SUITS and MEN'S SUITS CLEANED AND PRESSED Ladies' Fancy Dresses and Garments at accordingly low prices. Just phone 576 and our driver will call. When down town don't forget our address—126 E. Center St. Shaw's Cleaning and Dye Works INGLY low prices. Just phone 576 and our driver will call. When down town don't forget our address—126 E. 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