oc-plain-dealer 1924-07-15

EDITORIAL AND FEATURES An Independent Newspaper Issued Every Afternoon Except Sunday Paul V. Hester Editor and Publisher DAILY GREETING TO OUR READERS Darwin remarks that we are less dazzled by the light at waking, if we have been dreaming of visible objects. Happy are those who have here dreamt of a higher vision! They will the sooner be able to endure the glories of the world to come.—Novales. HOSTILITY IS REPRESSED IN JAPAN Immediate reaction, in Japan, upon exclusion legislation at Washington was hostile toward the United States, leading to a few unpleasant, but not serious incidents. Boycott was declared against American commodities. But the government of Japan, and the intelligent masses are taking "the sober second thought." This is bringing another reaction, which is toward quiet repression of feeling and continuance of friendly relations with the United States. The "gentleman's agreement" provided for exclusion of Japanese from the United States. This country chose to bring about the same result by legislation on its own account, which is more practical and more effective than the "gentleman's agreement." There has been no departure in principle, therefore, from the agreement by which Japan voluntarily has bound itself for years. The chief source of difficulty is the wounding of the pride of the Japanese. But with tactfulness on the part of the government and people of the United States this wound should heal—at least, it should not become a serious and threatening hurt. AMERICA LEADS IN OLYMPIC GAMES The United States and Finland divided athletic honors in the Olympic contests at the Olympic stadium, Colombes, France. The United States stood far in the lead. California athletes figured prominently in the winnings. Many points in the American standing were put there by sturdy young Cali- AMERICA LEADS IN OLYMPIC GAMES The United States and Finland divided athletic honors in the Olympic contests at the Olympic stadium, Colombes, France. The United States stood far in the lead. California athletes figured prominently in the winnings. Many points in the American standing were put there by sturdy young Californians. Physical development is not neglected in this country. In the common schools—in grade and in high schools—due attention is given to Physical training. And in colleges and universities, especial attention is given to this. Furthermore, in the ordinary walks of life, outside of educational institutions, there is much training in athletics—much wholesome physical development. For sound minds and sound hearts there should be sound bodies. Physical culture should be encouraged. It conserves health. It develops ruggedness. It equips men and women for better parenthood and tends toward healthy offspring. Window Glass Plate Glass Mirrors Prism, Leaded and Art Glass Beveling and Edge Polishing Santa Ana Art Glass Works C. M. SCOTT, Phone 591-W 1204 E. Fourth St. Santa Ana, Calif. PARAGRAPH BY ROBERT QUILLE The smaller the town, the er • clean shirt lasts. The devil did his best work when he invented boron. If a mess of catfish eggs you $4.50, it is called R caviar. No doubt Eve had a tiny fig leaf that she called her ling suit. Classical music is the kind next to you pretends ecstatic about. She, after her own is bored "How old-fashioned you look dear, with your hair long." A village has no leisure except the man whose wire in boarders. Living up to the American dard is all right except that haunts the grocer's patience. Primarily, every animal is stomach equipped with leg enable him to get about. The quickest way to find quaintance in a strange gift do something naughty. There is a serum now for everything the children must except the banana habit. Each may be full of origin but it's nice to have something you that is original. How fine to get old sweet outgrow the belief that everybody should be in jail. ASSOCIATED MORE MILES TO THE GALLON GASOLINE Sustained Quality-that's why! ASSOCIATED OIL COMPANY These dealers sell Associated Gasoline ANAHEIM— GILMORE & BARNES Five Point Service Station WM. SPERBER, Jr. Cor. Helena and Center Sts. HARRY D. RILEY 151 South Los Angeles St. ANAHEIM VULC. WORKS 156 S. Los Angeles St. E. M. FARWELL Cor. Chosinut and S. Los Angeles B. E. LORD S. Los Angeles and South Sts. WEST ANAHEIM STORE 1500 W. Broadway MYERS GARAGE, So. Leonion FULLERTON— MOORE & COX So. Spadra Road PITT & WILKINSON E. Commonwealth C. E. SMITH 1 mile east of Buena Park J. E. WRIGHT Buena Park VALENCIA SERVICE STATION La Habra R. E. WILLIAMS Olinda G. B. STUBLEFIELD Brea Home Oil Co., Distributors of Associated Products When the old-time mountaineer reached for his pocket to retrieve revenue officer, it wasn't a he produced. Heinie's little task is to more than he buys without ning customers the rest want. It isn't the type of bar makes 400 hitters. Samso fhousand with a jaw bone. It would be sweet of the lord to give you a coupon time you finish paying for of the old ones we had. Correct this sentence: "was a beastly hot night," and I didn't sleep a wink. (Protected by Associated Inc.) JRES cept Sunday Publisher Plain Dealer TUE Subscript Entered WHAT WILL THE NEIGHBORS SAY? SOCIALIST SUPPORT DEEDS LA FOLLETTE PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDACY DINNER STORY A native clerk in Manitoba into his master's office and for a transfer to some other partment or even another. "But why do you want here?" asked the superior. "Because," the man replied homesick. "Oh, well, in that case no need for a transfer. I range for you to have a cation and then you rear back. Where is your home." "Right here, boss," he doleful reply, "and I am it." The Irish gentleman entered the good lady who had made gallant ingriefie. "I almost died," she exclaimed. "And is it not!" the gushed. And he added in of confidence: "What was ma'am, and delirium treason body these days don't knn he dare drink." A fisherman, who had been ling all morning, saw a man lying his way whom he took the owner of the property fishing on. "Are these private walks said." "No," was the answer. "Then it won't be a cr land a fish!" "No," said the other. be a miracle! SUNSHI PELLETI BY DR. W. R. TROH There's nothing in heavy ARAGRAPHS BY ROBERT QUILLEN The smaller the town, the long-clean shirt lasts. The devil did his best day's work when he invented boredom. If a mess of catfish eggs costs $4.50, it is called Russian jar. No doubt Eve had a tiny little leaf that she called her bath-suit. Classical music is the kind the next to you pretends to be statistic about. She, after her own is bobbed: how old-fashioned you look, my ear, with your hair long." A village has no leisure class except the man whose wife takes boarders. Living up to the American standard is all right except that it exerts the grocer's patience. Primarily, every animal is just a mach equipped with legs that able him to get about. The quickest way to find an acceptance in a strange city is to something naughty. There is a serum now for almost anything the children may get except the banana habit. Each may be full of original sin, it's nice to have something in a that is original. How fine to get old sweetly and grow the belief that almost anybody should be in jail. ABE MARTIN THE REAL TEST OF THE WOMAN IN POLITICS IS GOLN'T TO COME WHEN THE NEWSPaper Artists Begin 'CARICATURE HER. ONE GOOD THING—A CONGRESSMAN CAN'T LIVE ON HIS SALARY. FORMS THAT LIVE EBB AND FLOW I walked beside the evening sea. And dreamed a dream that could not be; The waves that plunged along the shore Said only—"Dreamer, dream no more!" But still the legions charged the owner of the property fishing on. "Are these private walks said. "No," was the answer. "Then it won't be a land a fish!" "No," said the other. be a miracle!" SUNSHINE PELLETTES ON DR. W. R. TROLL There's nothing in heavy That tickles your sofa Like shooting a 3 On a par 4 hole. Who blows his dough bread. Horse sense is seldom sanitary purposes. Well, anyway, it takes heeler to make a lame duck. The hookworm thrives land. Where insanitation's th From urban life the hook banned. But not from the rural soil. The periodic physical protection against the malady. Running in debt is not but crawling out is a big. Big, fat folks are often diabetic. There was an old woman Whom all of us knew She had so many alms She didn't know what Her liver was torpedi Her stomach was ha And the Lord only knows What the old woman But she called in a d Who gave her advice And put the old woman On a diet of rice. By the scientific appliqué sanitary methods, the Brut Co. has converted plantations into health By the use of antit death rate from diphthea been reduced to practice Without animal euthication we would have no Your duty is plain. Citizens With your alley full of cans; Away with these unsight Then go and mow your lots. TAGGARD DEPENDABLE EBB AND FLOW I walked beside the evening sea. And dreamed a dream that could not be! The waves that plunged along the shore. Said only—"Dreamer, dream no more!" But still the legions charged the beach; Loud rang their battle-cry, like speech; But changed was the imperial strain: It murmured—"Dreamer, dream again!" I homeward turned from out the gloom— That sound I heard not in my room; But suddenly a sound, that stirred Within my very breast, I heard. It was my heart, that like a sea Within my breast beat ceaselessly; But like the waves along the shore. It said "Dream on!" and "Dream no more!" —George William Curtis. Jackman Anaheim 601 EAST CENTER SUITS CLEANED AND PRESSED $1.00 PHONE 137 I Call For and Deliver WE OFFER (Subject) 10 Snowolene Oil ... $14.00 20 Brassos Bryan ... Bid 20 Contin. Mtg. pfd. 37.50 25 Rio Grande Oil ... Bid 1000 Comwith H. 14% 4000 Sandburg Pet. .93% 40 O'Donnell Gillette 75.80 1000 Oceanic Oil ... Bid 6 Security L & D pfd 75.00 60 Union Mtg. Com. ... Bid 5000 Trojan Oil ... .06% 1790 Seape L & P ... 25 10 Hays Hunt ... 8.00 750 Port Lobes ... .15 80 Acme Traffic Sig. 1.75 100 Doble Steam ... 3.00 1380 West Chemicals ... 1.7 100 Yellow Taxi ... 2.75 100 Samson T & R ... Cheap 5 Maj. Elec. Com. 7.50 30 Julian Pet. pfd. Mkt 40 Julian Pet. com ... Mkt WE WILL BUY (Subject) Oil Op. Tr. Walker West'n Star Motors Es Twin Bell Durant Motors Bellview Owl Drug pfd Star Pet. Lincoln Mtg. UVanderbilt Ns. Daley's Inc. Virden Pkg. W. Auto Sup. Calwin Oil. Union Mtg U. Nat. Security We are active in all markets LEONARDS & CO. Stocks and Bonds 228-229 Spurgum Blg. Santa Ana Phone 2299 25 to 40 per cent more miles per gallon—"Super." When the old-time mountaineer reached for his pocket to "fix" a revenue officer, it wasn't a purse produced. Heinle's little task is to sell more than he buys without winning customers the rest of us ant. It isn't the type of bat that makes 400 hitters. Samson hit a thousand with a jaw bone. It would be sweet of the landlord to give you a coupon each one you finish paying for the house. And so the idea is to "sell" the candidates to America? And we haven't finished paying for some of the old ones we had. Correct this sentence: "Yes, it was a beastly hot night," said he, and I didn't sleep a wink." Protected by Associated Editors, Inc.) TUESDAY, JULY FIFTEENTH, 1924 Subscription Rate—In N. Orange co., per year $3; 6 months $1.75 Entered at the Postoffice at Anaheim, Calif., as second class matter DINNER STORIES A native clerk in Mandla came into his master's office and asked for a transfer to some other department or even another island. "But why do you want to leave here?" asked the superior officer. "Because," the man replied, "I am homesick." "Oh, well, in that case there is no need for a transfer. I can arrange for you to have a little vacation and then you can come back. Where is your home?" "Right here, boss," was the foolful reply, "and I am sick of it." The Irish gentleman encountered the good lady who had been ill, and made gallant inquiries. "I almost died," she explained. "I had potamaine poisoning." "And is it so?" the Irishman brushed. And he added in a burst of confidence: "What with that, ma'am, and delirium tremens, a body these days don't know what the dare drink." A fisherman, who had been angling all morning, saw a man coming his way whom he took to be the owner of the property he was fishing on. "Are these private waters?" he said. "No," was the answer. "Then it won't be a crime if I land a fish!" "No," said the other. "It would be a miracle!" SUNSHINE PELLETS BY DR. W. R. THOMSON There's nothing in heaven. Comments of the Press What Edition Are Soybeans? WHO KISSED WHOM?—San Diego Union A brand new mess, of terrible aspect, has just been broadcast to the length and breadth of our fair land from the national mess factory at Washington, D.C. A United States Senator has been accused of the heinous offense of having kissed a girl. Not only that, but he is alleged to have kissed a girl at Muscle Shoals; thereby no doubt furthering the greedy plans of capitalistic power trunks to rob the American people of their inalienable right to the $20,000-000 power project located there. It really is terrible. The Senator's accuser is a woman from Alabama, who claims that she was at Muscle Shoals and personally witnessed the Senator's venture in osculation. At latest reports, the Senator denied the allegation, casting the usual suspensions upon the allegator. The Senator claims he didn't kiss the girl, but that the girl kissed him. The girl in the case will no doubt soon be heard from. Many will believe that so much smoke must have been caused by some little fire—that the Senator's kiss, if any, was a burning one. At any rate, the very fact of such an accusation will bring a blush of shame to the lily cheek of the upright citizen. Bootlegging, blackmail, bookmaking, erad-shooting and other unsavory crimes have been freely alleged within recent weeks against some in authority over us at Washington. This kissing business, though, caps the climax. It's the last smack as it were. The institutions of popular government are teetering. Did he kiss her, or did she kiss him? Upon the answer to this question, as thorough investigation may develop it, the future of America depends. Congress, do your duty! This country would become only nominally democratic should the people continue to neglect the ballot. A WOMAN'S WITE. "I content myself with writing us while we are still full of our all that is writeable, and thinking all that is thinkable," proclaimed Old age...is not what SUNSHINE PELLETS BY DR. W. R. THOMSON There's nothing in heaven That tickles your soul. Like shooting a 3 On a par 4 hole. Who blows his dough has no bread. Horse sense is seldom used for sanitary purposes. Well, anyway, it takes a ward heeler to make a lame duck walk. The hookworm thrives in sandy land. Where insanitation's the rule; From urban life the hookworm's banned. But not from the rural school. The periodic physical examination protects against the insidious malady. Running in debt is not difficult but crawling out is a big job. Big, fat folks are often heavy sweet eaters and heavy sweet eaters are often diabetic. There was an old woman Whom all of us knew. She had so many ailments She didn't know what to do; Her liver was torpid. Her stomach was bad. And the Lord only knew What the old woman had; But she called in a doctor Who gave her advice. And put the old woman On a diet of rice. By the scientific application of sanitary methods, the United Fruit Co. has converted it's tropical plantations into health resorts. By the use of antitoxin the death rate from diphtheria has been reduced to practically nothing. Without animal experimentation we would have no antitoxin. Your duty is plains. Citizen Gans—With your alley full of old tin cans! Away with these unsightly blots—Then go and mow your vacant lots. Congress, do your duty! This country would become only nominally democratic should the people continue to neglect the ballot. FROM THE CLEANING BOOK AVE A WOMAN'S WIT. "I content myself with writing all that is writeable, and thinking all that is thinkable," proclaimed Madame De Sevigne, whimsical figure at the French court in the days of its glory, who is the author of these comments on life: What a thing is an old letter! I have long thought it worse than an old person; everything it contains has an air of detage. Old intrigues should no more be moved from place to place than old people. The continuance of the attachment is often chiefly owing to habit; when the scene changes it is in danger of expiring. Guest what it is that comes the quickest and goes off the slowest; that brings you the nearest to health, and removes you the farther from it; that throws you into the most agreeable situation imaginable and at the same time hinders you from enjoying it: that flatters you with the most pleasing hopes, and keeps you the longest from the accomplishment of them. Cannot you guess? Do you give it up? Why, it is the chemiatian! I always say (wrong Mme. De Sevigne) that if I could live to the age of two hundred years I should become the best creature in the world. I correct myself easily and the more readily the older I grow. I know a thousand things pardoned in the churn and bloom of youth which are not overlooked when that delightful season is passed. We are examined more closely, and nothing is excused. The favorable disposition to take everything in good part is lost; in short, we are no longer permitted to be in the wrong. In this idea self-love makes us resort to whatever can support us under this cruel decline which gains ground daily in spite of ourselves. Life is too short. Death seizes us while we are still full of our miseries and our good intentions. Old age . . . is not what one expects at all. Heaven with such boundless goodness directs us through the different stages of life that we generally perceive them pass by. Our leaves are affected with no much gentleness that they are almost imperceptible. It is like a hand upon the dull which we cannot observe as it passes. If we were to be shown us in a mirror, the face and expression we should possess as sixty, comparing it with the face of our youth, we should be moved and horrified by the reflection. It is thus that day by day we grow slowly older; today we are just as we were yesterday, and tomorrow we are as today. Without knowing it our days pass I adore this miracle of Providence, for it is one of the greatest. We are never satisfied with having done well, and in endeavoring to do better, we do worse. God preserve me from those sorrows that deny the relief of tears! Some thoughts and some words affect us strangely, but there is no danger for those who can weep. There is no real evil in life except great pain; all the soul is merely imaginary and depends on the light in which we view things all other evils are curable either by time, moderation in one's wrath, or strength of mind, and may be lightened by reflection. Religion, or philosophy. But pain trivialises over soul and body. Confidence in God may indeed enable us to bear it with patience end to our advantage, but it will not diminish it. X CHIROPRACTIC Sixth Year of Practice HEART The heart is the chief organ of the body. Any affection is carried thru the body from the spinal nerve centers. There the cause is located, and is overcome by chiropractic adjustments. "Yours for Health" Dr. B. F. Badgley Scientific Chiropractor TAGGART'S DEPENDABLE USED CARS CHEVROLET $550 Touring CHEVROLET $550 Coupe CHEVROLET $525 Truck CHEVROLET $425 Touring CHEVROLET $250 Touring CHEVROLET $175 Touring CHEVROLET $125 Touring FORD $425 Sedan FORD $125 Touring FORD $100 Touring BUSCH $175 Touring DODGE $125 Touring HUPMOBILE $275 Touring OAKLAND $150 Roadster We also sell New Chevrolet: OPEN EVENINGS These cars all offer splendid value at prices asked and can be purchased on very easy terms. F. P. TAGGART USED CAR DEPARTMENT 902 North Los Angeles St. Grand opening party dance, July 18. SIXTH YEAR OF PRACTICE HEART The heart is the chief organ of the body. Any affection is carried thru the body from the apical nerve centers. There the cause is located, and is overcome by chiropractic adjustments. "Yours for Health" Dr. B. F. Badgley Scientific Chiropractor Dietitian and Iriologist Phone 1128 CHIROPRACTIC You wouldn't wash clothes in dirty water--- Why have them dry-cleaned in dirty naptha? 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