oc-plain-dealer 1923-10-05

EDITORIAL AND FEATURES An Independent Newspaper Issued Every Afternoon Except Sunday Paul V. Hester Editor and Publisher A Little Talk On Thrift By S. W. STRAUS, President American Society for Thrift If it were possible to interrgrade each man of outstanding business success in this country today as to the chief reason for his success his answer would undoubtedly be some such statement as the following. "I owe my success fundamentally to my ability to save money." It requires more ability to save money than it does to earn it. The entire educational or mental equipment of most men has been built up with the objective of acquiring wealth. Learn to earn. This is the admonition that has been dinned into them from the earliest period of understanding. But in the matter of saving, the average person today has the advantage of a most limited educational background. Furthermore the temptations to indulge in extravagant ways are both subtle and deceptive. It is always easy to run into debt, to contract obligations that may seem well advised but which can be avoided in the interests of economy, to fritter away money for absolutely useless purposes, to trust to luck, to hazard funds without full knowledge of the circumstances involved. That is why it is so much harder to save than to earn, and why in the race for success the winners in the long run always prove to be men who can enforce economy on themselves and on those under their guidance. This is perhaps the most useful and practical lesson one can learn today. But it is not an easy one by any means. In personal affairs it often means the gravest self-denial; in business administration it means discipline resourcefulness, courage, and a genius for firm decisions. Follow the rule that success depends on your ability to save. You will soon taste of the fruits of its wisdom. An old darkey was taken ill and called in a physician of his own face, says Everybody's. After a time, as there were no sign of improvement, he called in a white doctor, who soon felt the old man's pulse and then examined his tongue. "Did your other doctor take your temperature?" he asked. "I don't know, boss," replied the sick negro. "I hain't missed nothing' but my watch as yit." A Real Meal Prepared by 'A REAL CHEF, a man formerly with Pig'n Whistle in Los Angeles at the CHERRY BLOSSOM Fountain Lunches Regular Meals Banquet Room for Parties 122 E. Center Free Lecture DON'T FAIL TO HEAR LECTURER, J. D. NAISMITH OF FLINT, MICH., WHO WILL TALK ON THE SUBJECT "BEYOND THE GRAVE, WHAT?" MANY THEORIES PREVAIL TODAY ON THIS VITAL SUBJECT, BUT MR. NAISMITH WILL TELL WHAT THE BIBLE (THE MOST RELIABLE SOURCE) HAS TO SAY CONCERNING BEYOND THE GRAVE. 3rd Floor, I.O.O.F. Bldg. 133 W. Center SUNDAY, OCT. 7, 7:30 P.M. All Cordially Invited No Collections Auspices of I. B. S.A. --your Southern Pacific agent —can arrange every detail of a local or transcontinental journey, secure your Pullman accommodations, check your baggage from here to destination, and otherwise help you in your transportation problems, both passenger and freight. —why not do your business here in Anaheim? D. G. MALTBY, Agent Tel. 123 Southern Pacific Lines TURES Except Sunday or and Publisher Plain Dealer Subs Enter THAT DARNED SKUNK AGAIN! COMFUSION UPRISING BULGARIA'S RESOURCES BULGARIA POST-WAR RECONSTRUCTION AFFAIRS PARAGRAPHS BY ROBERT QUILLEN A normal husband is one who wishes every old maid had a fine man like him. Getting sophisticated is just a matter of swapping illusions for sore spots. Ignorance is bliss. The happy wife is the one who respects her husband. There is always a brighter side. When congress isn't in session we have Mussolini. The West is still the cow country. It wouldn't be polite to name the bull country. Whenn't there something in the League Covenant about "existing territorial integrity"? Even the rejected presidential timber won't be wasted. There are a lot of toothpick factories. America doesn't need any of Europe's assistance to absorb the sucker crop. Few people ever suffer as villagers do when there is a stranger in town who won't tell his business. Our secret ambition is to get rich enough to wear last winter's hat without feeling self-conscious. Another good way to have closed-car comfort at a moderate price is to ride in a street car. We know eight women who feel superior to all males, and every one is mad because she isn't a man. Nothing else looks so forlorn as a countryman making futile efforts to be naughty. ABE MARTIN "I'll be glad when my stenographer's vacation is over so I can git back to words 6' more'n one syllable," said Tornado Insurance Agent Tell Binkley t'day. We hope all th' doubles o' President Coolidge that are shown' up 'll be as retirin' as th' original. Three-year-old Rita possessed a kit named Corky Davis, says Judge. However, she forsook her pet and journeyed eight hundred miles to visit her grandparents. The morning following her arrival, upon looking out of the window, she cried: "Oh, grandmother, there's a cat that looks like Corky Davis." "Isn't it strange that you should find a cat like him away down here?" her grandmother replied. "Oh," Rita answered, "Corky" NEW YORK LETTER LUCY JEANNE PRICE Every once in a while we have a shock here in New York City at discovering that there are other parts of the country, deemed by some as important as our little island. Right now is one of those times. The news that David Lloyd George, former premier of Great Britain, will make his first public appearance in the United States in Minneapolis, it is a tremendous dash of levy water at our taking-it-for-granted that we represent America. People out of town are really getting more news of New York than those here, silent the Presmen's strike. Theatricals have nearly given up, and many are the sad walls up and down Broadway in the lack of news about the important openings. The advertisers, who depend on daily sales to keep up their turn-over are particularly hard hit. Various of the dry-goods stores have restored to expensive means to get their word out; one issues hand bills at the door as you go in; another has undertaken to mail all its local and near-by charge customers with daily proofs of the ads that do not appear in the papers, and one store has emblason its windows with signs, asking the public to walk through the asles and see for itself the bargains going to waste. NEW YORK, Sept. 29.—In the various Bohemian sections of the town, the small householders have community caretakers, and many are the duties which fall to the odd job men. They clip the tiny hedges in the summer and keep fires going in the winter, and are kept going from house to house. Our secret ambition is to get rich enough to wear last winter's hat without feeling self-conscious. Another good way to have closed-car comfort at a moderate price is to ride in a street car. We know eight women who feel superior to all males, and every one is mad because she isn't a man. Nothing else looks so forlorn as a countryman making futile efforts to be naughty in the wicked city. A writer says the best way to rule your husband is to be a perfect 36. Another good way is to keep a perfect 44. A middle-aged man is one who believes that Adam, being created wholly perfect, was forty-five at the time. We often wonder what would happen if some stranger in church should get religious during an exciting movie reel. Guard against evil habits while you are young. Think of our great president, still the hopeless slave of the early-rising habit. Time Tested Challenge Butter Uniformly Good Three-year-old Rita possessed a cat named Corky Davis, says Judge. However, she forsook her pet and journeyed eight hundred miles to visit her grandparents. The morning following her arrival, upon looking out of the window, she cried: "Oh, grandmother, there's a cat that looks like Corky Davis." "Isn't it strange that you should find a cat like him away down here?" her grandmother replied. "Oh," Rita answered, "Corky Davis has friends everywhere!" Macaroni At It's Best KITCHEN BOUQUET, a purely vegetable product, is in almost every pantry. Housewives know it is the secret of making good gravies and soups, but KITCHEN BOUQUET is equally good in preparing many other dishes. Try your next dish of macaroni prepared this way— BAKED MACARONI 1 package macaroni, noodle in gloves 1 teaspoon of salt 2 tablespoon water 1 cup grated cheese 1 teaspoon Kitchen Bouquet Milk Butter Cook macaroni in boiling salt water until tender, drain and blanch with water. Then one-third the cooked macaroni in hot water, daintily dip with butter and sprinkle with white sugar. With warm water and dressing until dish is full. Add Kitchen Bouquet to milk and pour this over the flourish in marinade. Serve thickly with dressing. Mix in medium but even a half hour until browned and serve immediately for dinner. KITCHEN BOUQUET NEW YORK, Sept. 29.—In the various Bohemian sections of the town, the small householders have community caretakers, and many are the duties which fall to the odd job men. They clip the tiny hedges in the summer and keep fires going in the winter, and are kept going from house to house during most of the 24 hours of the day. One of them, who is over enthusiastic in his service to his temperamental employers, undertook the job of protecting a young singer from the boisterous attentions of her erstwhile husband. Her only description of her former violent mate was that he "was old enough to be her father, gray-haired and mean-looking." Tony Amatto said that was enough, and that he would never allow such a person to break in her house under any circumstances. But his devotion went to extremes. Tony is now languishing in jail, and the lovely little singer is held up in a trip to Europe, all because Tony mistook her real father for the brute in question. Tony did not wait to find out the dignified gentleman's identity, but proceeded to remove him bodily from the premises. Now, the father is provoked and will not come across with the promised trip to daughter, and no one can do anything for Tony. The old husband is safe in his amusement. A husband's pets must not make faces at his wife. That is clearly going beyond the courtesies of matrimony. Caroline Ross Alt has sued for divorce because Alois Alt's pet 'possum went even farther and hissed at her when she passed, as well as making faces when its etalon shrrlu unu faces. Mrs. Alt doesnt' care for the 'possum's face, even in repose, but when it twists its features into insolence, it's too much: to put up with. FRIDAY, OCTOBER FIFTH, 1923 Subscription Rate—In No. Orange co., per Yr. $8; 6 Months, $1.75. Entered at the Postoffice at Anaheim, Calif., as 2nd class matter. NINE SPUR OF THE MOMENT SPEAKING OF VACATIONS They took movies of the eclipse of the sun, getting assurances in advance from the astronomers that it would all come out right in the end, and that there would be a happy ending. Still it must have riled the directors not to be able to get a final closeup of the sun and moon in a loving clinch. Chorus girls don't have to beg: Leg, leg, leg, leg, leg. Judging from all the press agentry that is being given him, the right title for the Wild Bull of the Pampas is the Wide Bulk of the Pampered. The inaccuracy of the newspapers is becoming something ter- SPEAKING OF BRAINS "Brains." Says our boxing expert, "Wins heavyweight fights And all other fights." Far be it from us To match our opinion Against that of any expert, But we have an opinion in regard to this matter, Which may be worth nothing. But is still our own, And that opinion is That there have been No brains mixed up in At least heavyweight fights Since James J. Corbett And Old Robert Fitzsimmons Passed out of the ring. RANA MORIBUNDA A frog, in a bog, by an oak, Had dyspepsia, the flue and a stroke. As his last breath drew nigh, He said with a sigh, "I fear I am going to croak." —Allah Achbar. We would like to call attention to the fact that our town still has no mauve taxicab line. Why call it "the battle of the century?" A century is only a hundred dollars. The Flower Shop Formerly of 120 N. Los Angeles St., Anaheim The Flower Shop Formerly of 120 N. Los Angeles St., Anaheim FLOWERS EXCLUSIVELY Announces To Its Patrons the opening of its new store at 119 North Los Angeles Street, Anaheim California. Formal Opening, Saturday, October sixth, nineteen hundred and twenty-three FAVORS C. E. Moore, Prop. MAN'S Mind needs light and guidance that he may find the truth; he listes easily, but he is beat when he loves; he is center of energy and initiative, but his power of will is constantly in need of replenishing; he inevitably meets up with sorrow sooner or later and is in need of comfort; he easily lapses morally and always needs God and hope as he confronts the future. Christianity seeks to help man at everyone of these points of need. Dr. James Allen Geissinger will preach at 11 a.m. and 7:30 p.m. Sunday at the WHITE TEMPLE Dr. James Allen Geissinger will preach at 11 a.m. and 7:30 p.m. Sunday at the WHITE TEMPLE BROADWAY AND PHILADELPHIA STS., ANAHEIM, CALIF. Chorus Choir led by Dr. H. H. Young; Mr. Warren Ashleigh, soloist; Mixed Quartette—Mrs. J. R. Abernathy, Mrs. C. H. West, Mr. N. R. Phillips and Dr. H. H. Young in the evening Miss Grace Curlis at the organ. 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