oc-plain-dealer 1923-05-21

DAILY GREETINGS TO OUR READERS Hold thou my hands! In grief and joy, in hope and fear, Lord, let me feel that Thou art near: Hold Thou my hands! —William Canton. Bigotry is unbecoming in any cause or in any circumstance. Science should be chained to the chariot wheels of Peace. The film in education is a very important factor. Keep it clean and wholesome. There are spots in this country where so-called Americans are sadly in need of Americanizing. There is more of personal fued than of good sportsmanship in the Pacific Coast Baseball League at present. The West will receive president Harding as he wishes to be received—as president of all the people, not as a political campaigner. California has a moe inciting Call of the Open Road than a great many portions of the world. Here the call is perennial, not restricted to any one season. Why should Memorial Day be treated as a day of festivity? What justification is there for desecrating the day dedicated to the perpetualion of the memory of the heroic dead? The Call of the Open Road may be heard at COMMENTS OF THE PRESIDENT NEW YORK EVENING POST "Represenative Cordell Hull of Tennessee we read in a Washington dispatch, "has penned in the bud an effort to put him forward as candidate" for the Democratic nomination president. We believe it. Furthermore, we believe that Representative Hull accomplished feat credited to him without half trying and if it becomes necessary to nip the bud he can do it wits one hand tied behind back. In the same dispatch we read that Arkansas legislature is booming Senator Benson for presidential honors, but we do not that Mr. Robinson has nipped the effort to bud. Apparently his curiosity is too much his discretion. He wonders just how much bud it would make if it were left alone. Ably the Arkansas legislators are wondering same thing. Meanwhile Mr. McAdoo is qualifying for race by living down his past at the rate hours a day. He was born and spent all boyhood and part of his manhood in the State then he lived several years in New York 1920 or thereabout he became a permanent resident of California, where he is now one of oldest inhabitants. As the representative native Westerner he has an obvious advantage over Senator Robinson or Senator Under His one great danger is that one of the candidates will move to California before Democratic convention meets and by the necessity of his arrival prove himself a better forlorn than Mr. McAdoo. To ward off ward on event, the former secretary of treasured, director of the railroads, etc., marks occasionally, apropos of nothing that not a candidate, but as it is hard to get statement printed in the newspapers, or than once a fortnight, is feared that his will not develop as it should. California has a moe inciting Call of the Open Road than a great many portions of the world. Here the call is perennial, not restricted to any one season. Why should Memorial Day be treated as a day of festivity? What justification is there for desecrating the day dedicated to the perpetualion of the memory of the heroic dead? The Call of the Open Road may be heard at any and all seasons in California. But it is a more insistent, a more alluring call this season. Take an open air spin occasionally. Killing students in hazing episodes is wholly without warrant in law and morals. Any institution which has dangerous practices of this kind should institute a house cleaning of its own. The greatest satisfaction one gets out of life is the sense of duty well done; the sense of being disposed in peace and kindliness toward one's fellowmen; and the sense of giving useful service to others. Men and women of thought and observation appreciate the value and importance of the motion picture as an educational factor. The film is destined to be used more and more in this great work of enlightenment. The hours of deepest mental depression in one's life may precede some great success or happiness, just as in nature, the darkest hour precedes the dawn. There is no depression that is not relieved sooner or later, by that which results and happifies. TOWN IN REVIEW These Chinese bandits had better mind their peas and queues. Just to show you how ignorant African savages are, they consider castor oil a perfume. An arithmetic teacher got fired in Los Angeles They claimed she set her pubils bad examples. TOM SIMS SAYS: Girls too slender don't mind eating a lot. They have everything to gain and nothing to lose. PROPAGANDA FROM "JUDGE" What do you think of Ford for president?" "Great! Hasn't he already established that he has the makings of another Lincoln." REFORMS ARE NEEDED COUNTY PRISON Without condemning any accused person ex parte showing, yet there is much irregularity and inefficiency in conducting Los Angeles county jail and in other boroughs of the public service, that a drastic inversion without red tape should be made, and abuses found should be corrected at once. Payers should not be subjected to costly fines. The people should not be at the center of corrupt and inefficient service in places. From which it is not fairly to be assumed all public officials are derelict, or that any number of them are. Reforms should not and guilty officials should be exposed as moved, not only for the benefit of the borough but to give honest capable officials the rating before the people. Confidence is faithful public servant should not be shaken because of the derelictions of the unfaithful. Escape of Clara Phillips from Los Angeles County Jail was scandalous. They have felt that there either was outright slander on the part of someone connected with jail, or hat there was inexcuseable inefficiency in permitting this notorious criminal to get away. This is only one of several glaring examples ineffective administration of a county jail. Hints of bribery and other irregularities have come from time to time, indicating reform broom to sweep through the jail be wielded. CHINA UNDER POWER LAWLESS? China is in sorry predicament. It is by every hand, from within, by brigandage Japanese boycotts and riots, and piracy, turbulences affect whole provinces, and merely local. Conditions rapidly are becoming worse. Because of the brigand outrage, in Americans and other foreigners were seized held for ransom, the situation in China lacks international significance. It may be sary to intervene with American forces to teach the brigands a salutary An arithmetical teacher got fired in Los Angeles. They claimed she set her pupils bad examples. TOM SIMS SAYS: Girls too slender don't mind eating a lot. They have everything to gain and nothing to lose. PROPAGANDA FROM "JUDGE" What do you think of Ford for president?" "Great! Hasn't he already established that he has the makings of another Lincoln." The women certainly are filling King Tut's shoes nicely. France has so many airplanes the British are afraid the French will drop in on them. Our idea of a good motorcycle prospect is the Sacramento man who rode a bicycle 77 hours. LIL GEE GEE SAYS: The trouble with climbing the social ladder is people up above kick rungs in your face. Maybe the Greeks can't overthrow the Turks because all the Greeks throwers are over here wrestling. Now is the time to punish Chine for sending us Mah tongg games. Bein human is a hard life, but suppose we were microbes. Takes a billion microbes to make a vow. FRIEDA'S FOLLIES Have the loathot of gardens. I tend the florea myself. Roses are my security. A neighbor had been stealing them. I was raging. A wall she could not climb. Encompassed the gudge. Here was a mystery lied. I laid in wait one day. At last a brick was rembed. Her hand and arm were fairly visible. I had not forgotten to bring my dog. But animals are so unrelaxed. Bit her. MENTS OF THE PRESS ARK EVENING POST Cordell Hull of Tennessee," Washington dispatch, "has nipped short to put him forward as a Democratic nomination for believe it. Furthermore, we be- tentative Hull accomplished the without half trying and that necessary to nip the bud again one hand tied behind his dispatch we read that the vice is booming Senator Robin- l honors, but we do not read has nipped the effort in the his curiosity is too much for wonders just how much of a if it were left alone. Prob- legislators are wondering the McAdoo is qualifying for the on his past at the rate of 24 was born and spent all of his of his manhood in the South; rural years in New York. In he became a permanent resi- where he is now one of the As the representative of the he has an obvious advantage mson or Senator Underwood. anger is that one of the other love to California before the tion meets and by the new- prove himself a better Cali- McAdoo. To ward off unto- the former secretary of the of the railroads, etc., re- apropos of nothing that he is at as it is hard to get the in the newspapers, oftener right, is feared that his boom as it should. PARAGRAPHS (By Robert Quillen) For that matter, the proof of nor- malacy is in the eating. One way to improve strawberry shortcake is to omit the cake. The happiest people are those no- body is trying to develop. Altruism: Exact knowledge concerning the side of the bread that is buttered. On the quiet side streets it is more nearly correct to refer to it as spark- ling space. A wife can love a husband and still be secretly amused by the way the public honors him. If a small boy acts that way and you don't know what he wants, its a nickel. The trouble seems to be that there are too many funerals in Russia and not enough among the right crowd. The average man thinks it Christian charity when he resolves to forgive an enemy he knows he can't lie. The aristocracy has longer fingers. They got that way in many genera- tions of reaching for the tax money. That Turkish concession to Americans must be all right. The public hasn't been offered stock in the wells. The immigration problem is perennial for the same reason that flies keep on coming in until you put up the screens. One of the magazine culinary experts says rolls contribute to domestie felicity. That is especially true of bank rolls. TAKING IN A W ARE NEEDED AT CITY PRISON nining any accused perosn on an yet there is much proof of efficiency in conducting the city pall and in other braches price, that a drastic investigation should be made, and the would be corrected at once. Taxbe subjected to costly wasteable should not be at the mercy efficient service in public Getting up in the world isn't so very difficult, the hard part is getting up in the morning. Correct this sentence: "He was a healthy, normal boy, but he never tried to sneak into bed without washing his feet. The booster thinks of the number of people to the square mile; the critie thinks of the number of square people to the mile. The Filipino has oil and rubber. Now if he is unlucky enough to learn fermentation, he never will be ready for self-government. As people we are recovering from provincialism, but a foreign policy never will interest us so much as the price of sugar." ABE MARTIN Mrs. Tipton Bud had her sweet tooth yanked this mornin' on account o' th' outrageous price o' sugar. Why do they call 'em brief cases when th' fellers that carry 'em are liable t' hang around an' talk fer a couple o' hours? Pineapples in C FREE LECTURES A THIS SUBJECT A in ground floor office in at 8 o'clock. Tue Frida Mon —You may be surprised t THAT: 1. Guatemala isn't as 2. That the climate mate of Southern Californi 3. That there are no Mrs. Tipton Bud had her sweet tooth yanked this morning on account of 'th' cutrageous price of sugar. Why do they call 'em brief cases when th' fellers that carry 'em are liable to hang around an' talk for a couple of hours? DR. C. S. O'TOOLE Physician & Surgeon Phone: Residence 546 Office 569 J. McINNES CASH BUYER OF VALENCIA ORANGES Plant Opp. Santa Fe Depot, Orange Phones Office 50 Delivery Dept. 719 Evenings 14 or M. EUGENE DURFEE ARCHITECT Phone 692, New Kraemer Bldg. Anaheim, Calif. Read Plain Dealer Classified for Realty Bargains. TIME TABLE A. T. & R. Fe. R. R. In effect March 1st, 1922. Trains to Los Angeles No. 79 ... 6:08 a.m. No. 71 ... 10:30 a.m. No. 73 ... 3:47 p.m. No. 78 ... 5:40 p.m. Trains to San Diego No. 72 ... 10:04 a.m. No. 74 ... 2:47 p.m. No. 76 ... 7:45 p.m. No. 78 ... 2:26 a.m. Thru sleeper to Denver, Thru sleeper to Denver, Kansas City and Chicago. Phoenix Connection. Houston, Galveston, Texas and New Orleans connection, Train No. 71 carries thru sleeper to Grand Canyon. C. A. WALKER, Agent. —You may be surprised to THAT: 1. Guatemala isn't as 2. That the climate is mate of Southern California 3. That there are no 4. That Gautemala lilar to our own. 5. That Guatemala elementary schools, Higi tional University. 6. That you can ma sails the Pacific for only 7. That two people o cluding rent, servant's sa known to us here. COME AND LEARN —Visit our booth at the —Literature free. L. G. Ke 216 East Center Street MONDAY, MAY 21ST, 1923 Subscription Rate—In No. Orange-co. Per Yr. $3; Six Months $1.75 Entered at the Postoffice at Anaheim, Calif., as second class matter. TAKING IN A WIDE TERRITORY BROADCASTING RADIO pineapples and coconuts in Guatemala LECTURES AND MOVING PICTURES ON THIS SUBJECT AT 216 E CENTER STREET ANAHEIM and floor office in Kraemer Building the following nights clock. Tuesday, May 22 Friday, May 25 Monday, May 28 may be surprised to learn THAT: Guatemala isn't as far from where you reside as Chicago is. That the climate there excels the admittedly beautiful clif Southern California. That there are no taxes to pay in Guatemala. may be surprised to learn WHAT: Guatemala isn't as far from where you reside as Chicago is. That the climate there excels the admittedly beautiful cliff Southern California. That there are no taxes to pay in Guatemala. That Gautemala has a republican form of governmnet simour own. That Guatemala has free and compulsory education with tary schools, High schools, Normal schools, and a NaUniversity. That you can make the round trip on the finest boat that the Pacific for only $150.00, all expenses included. That two people can live for less than $50.00 monthly, ing rent, servant's salary, food, ice, and luxurious ease unto us here. ME AND LEARN AND SEE THE PICTURES at our booth at the Orange Show and ask for Mr. Priesing. L. G. Kellogg Company East Center Street Phone 1037 Anaheim