oc-plain-dealer 1923-05-19

THE ORANGE COUNTY PLAIN DEALER An Independent Newspaper, Issued Every Afternoon Except Sunday Paul V. Hester Editor and Publisher DAILY GREETINGS TO OUR READERS Fresh the cup of life weaches, Whispers courage, comfort new; Not in vain our prayer browches Rest for the beloved, too. —Song of Novalis An effectual way should be found to put a quietus on speculative gambling in sugar and other necessaries of life. President Teagle of Standard Oil says there is not a word of truth in the rumors that Standard and the independents are at war. That's always our luck. The fewer the laws enacted and the better they are, the better for the commonwealth. There is no virtue or merit in a great mass of legislation; much of it trivial or mischevious. California is delightful in summer as it is in winter. The world is learning this and appreciating it, and greater numbers of tourists are coming here each succeeding summer. The "poison pen" should write an intrduction for the one who uses it, too a prison cell. Assassins of character should be punished severely, just as assassins of the human body are. The government fisheries bureau is going to begin experiments to keep track of codfish. We don't know much about the movements of a codfish, but it generally winds up in clam chowder or roast beef hash. TIA JUANA CLEARLY PROMISED Mexico's border cities, like Juna and Mexicali, are to gambling. This is the dictum Calles, Secretary of the Interior Obregon's cabinet. The resort cities have been more California has suffered from Tia Juana and Mexicali, will down there spreads its the border. Young men and of this state are being corrupt places, where vice stalks brazenly. Suppression of gambling would save many a young disgrace and ruin. It is that the Mexican authorities the cleansing, and make it ther. What August Gruger will be comes a man is difficult to foresee will write summer resort booklet circulars. Anyhow, it will be good in. August is only twelve at five full days, he kept the police city and the S. P. C. A author trying to guess how he managed parents immediately after his fry in New York from their former ver. Finally at the end of the confessed that he lived on Long that so far as he knew his family around the fireplace there just them when he decided to run away. NEW YORK LETTER BY LUCY JEANNE P The "poison pen" should write an introduction for the one who uses it, too a prison cell. Assassins of character should be punished severely, just no assassins of the human body are. The government fisheries bureau is going to begin experiments to keep track of codfish. We don't know much about the movements of a codfish, but it generally winds up in clam chowder or roast beef hash. Chinese brigands drive hard bargains. The final bargain, when these lawless bands are reclaimed with, should be hard, too—so hard that their infamous practices should be broken up one for all. Recognition of Mexico by the United States Government is expected soon. It is to be hoped that it will come and that full diplomatic relations between the two countries will be restored. This would be mutually gratifying and beneficial. Arizona will stand in its own path of progress should it reject or retard the proposed compact of the seven states of the Colorado Basin to dam Colorado and besides preventing destructive floods, provide power and impound huge quantities of water for irrigation. It would be futile for Arizona to attempt extensive development of this kind on its own account. Far better that the sister state join with the other six commonwealths and help press this project forward to consumption. TOWN IN REVIEW If we were Willard with his 84-inch reach we would start selling fish stories for a living. Woman manager of a Cleveland, O., restaurant says one rule for success is: "Never let little things annoy you, for instance—ants in the refrigerator." Some day some real estate subditeler may open an exclusive tract for all persons who practice cornets. Such a tract would lie next to the one for the persons who practice on trombones. This evening we present the Hon. M. T. Bowl, who claims to be the first person to inaugurate a sugar boycott. "I have not tasted NEW YORK, May 18.—The female world grows stronger and more An "all woman" expedition into the wildest Africa is the latest venture G. Akeley has been commissioned by Lyn Museum to hunt big game speeches there. And in the comp with her, there will be only member sex, the sex which used to be afraid gun, according to newspapers and will spend one year in British East India Congo, and Mrs. Akeley will dedication to the study of baby life in Once upon a time I had an idea big city was more standardized, floral than in smaller places. Oh conception Where but in New York ample; would a householder reveal impression to passerby that his home Down in the Chelsea studio district such a householder. An aged tree home down there, with thirteen wrear of the house. And each wrear from the outside to be the stall of There are the heads of a cow, a hot lion, a zebra, an ape and several isn't a too at all, just a whimsey of He has cleverly painted the heads gray gauge and stretched it tight windows to give the effect of the ing out. People are not without gratitude much it may seem to use at times unappreciative world. A New York told me the other day of an experiment this. He had treated the young man whose work starts at fouring. At seven o'clock, one cold stoof doctor was awakened by the door found the workman waiting for him he said, 'my wife and I couldn't ask for thinking that we hadn't thank what you did for her. I'm sorry to early, but this breakfast hour is the best all day long and I just had tell you how grateful we are.' It made man had no breakfast—that trorer's; and it seems as if people's pretty right, in spite of everything. Some day some real estate subditeler may open an exclusive tract for all persons who practice cornets. Such a tract would lie next to the one for the persons who practice on trombones. This evening we present the Hon. M. T. Bowl, who claims to be the first person to inaugurate a sugar boycott. "I have not tasted sugar since 1895," he says, "and I have been rewarded by seeing the price of sugar drop 6802 time in the last 27 years. As there are 100,000,000 people in the United States, I estimate that if the rest of the population would but follow my course sugar prices would drop 680,200,000,000 times in the most 27 years. Think what this would meant 'Bear the sugar dropping' is my motto." Springs' evil is finding a way to carry all the truck you had in vest pocket last winter. Florida man says he stole to travel was given quite a trip. He won't be back for 10 years. Sparks and Spikes If silence is admission of guilt, innocence must bear the brunt. Incidents in life are only incidental to life. One over-rates his ability unless he brings up reinforcements. A fool who fishes in the desert snake falls back on his own folly. It is much braver act to admit one's guilt than to commit a dishonorable act. Some favors are done freely and some are done by force. But when accepting either be sure to check its source. Many an error hides behind a well-conceived excuse. UANA CLEANSING IS PROMISED It's border cities, including Tia and Mexicali, are to be cleared of this. This is the dictum of General Secretary of the Interior in Presidio's cabinet. These notorious cities have been moral pestholes that has suffered from the iniquities of Uana and Mexicali. The gaming there spreads its blight across war. Young men and young women state are being corrupted in these where vice stalks boldly and mission of gambling down there have many a young person from land ruin. It is to be hoped Mexican authorities will hasten issuing, and make it thorough. August Gruger will be when he begin is difficult to forecast. Maybe he summer resort booklets or oil stock Anyhow, it will be good, whatever it is only twelve at present, but for days, he kept the police of this great S. P. C. A authorities agitated, guess how he managed to loose his immediately after his family's arrival work from their former home in Denly at the end of the five days, he that he lived on Long Island and as he knew his family was sitting fireplace there just where he left he decided to run away. NEW YORK LETTER BY LUCY JEANNE PRICE PARAGRAPHS (By Robert Quillen) Genius is composed of equal parts of sweat, temperament and headlines. Peace is a period during which tax payers bowl louder than the dogs of war. The only thing that appears smaller than an atom is the other man's troubles. We've never seen a chameleon, but we have observed a number of foreign policies. History is what enables each nation to use the other fellow's past record as an alibi. The discovery of new fields doesn't seem to change the ratio between oil and troubled waters. It's worth the cost of a doctor's visit just to have somebody listen while you describe your symptoms. If Germany had paid more attention to Matthew, she would be having less trouble with the mark. European statesmen should realize that a very poor place to balance power is on an empty stomach. The trouble with being a bricklayer is that good bricklaying weather is always good golf weather. Europe may be a kind of Luxurus, but she can't live on the scraps that fall from the conference table. They say heroin causes digestive troubles, but the drug traffic isn't the only one that causes congestion. Statistics show that millions and millions of Americans have some preferred church to stay away from. NEW YORK LETTER BY LUCY JEANNE PRICE ORK, May 18.—The feminist grasp on grows stronger and more every year. man" expedition into the jungles of Africa is the latest venture. Mrs. Delia has been commissioned by the Brooklyn to hunt big game specimens in the here. And in the company she takes there will be only members of her own which used to be afraid to pick up a string to newspapers and novels. They one year in British East Africa and Mrs. Akeley will devote much at the study of baby life in the jungle. On a time I had an idea that life in a more standardized, more conveni- tion smaller places. Oh, what a mis- Where but in New York, for an ex- hold a householder revel in giving the to passersby that his home was a zoo? The Chelsea studio district there is just householder. An aged traveler has a there, with thirteen windows in the house. And each window appears outside to be the stall of some animal. The heads of a cow, a horse, a camel, a raa, an ape and several others. It all, just a whimay of the traveler. Overly painted the heads on a kind of and stretched it tightly across the give the effect of the animals look- are not without gratitude, however they seem to use at times that it is an alive world. A New York physician other day of an experience which He had treated the wife of a labor-one work starts at four in the morning o'clock, one cold stormy morning was awakened by the door bell. He workman waiting for him. "Doctor," my wife and I couldn't sleep last night that we hadn't thanked you for for her. I'm sorry to wake you so this breakfast hour is the only time I long and I just had to some and grateful we are." It meant that the did me breakfast—that trip to the doctor seems as if people's hearts are in spite of everything. Poise is the quality that enables you to look bored while the traffic cop exhibits his best sarcasm. Drat it. People are losing interest in the Ruhr, and it was such a nice short word to work into a headline. There always is at least one man on the force whose head doesn't seem to contain anything but enthusiasm. People had less rapid means of travel in the old days, but they found it easier to keep up with the styles. Correct this sentence: "Don' disturb it, dear," said the mother; "files like sugar just as well as you do." ABE MARTIN "I did think some o' advertisin' fer a maid, but I hate t' stay at home an' answer th' 'phone,'" said Mrs. Em. Pash t'day, as she wuz takin' a treatment fer her spine. "He'd better let "I did think some of advertisement for a maid, but I hate it stay at home an answer th' phone," said Mrs. Em. Pash t'day, as she was takin' a treatment for her spine. "He'd better let well enough alone." said Agriculturalist Jake Bentley when he heard President Hardin' had bought a farm. DR. C. S. O'TOOLE Physician & Surgeon Phone: Residence 546 Office 569 J. McINNES CASH BUYER OF VALENCIA ORANGES Plant Opp. Sanua Fe Depot, Orange Phones Office 50 Delivery Dept. 719 Evenings 14 or M. EUGENE DURFEE ARCHITECT Phone 592, New Kraemer Bldg. Anaheim, Calif. Read Plain Dealer Classified for Realty Bargains. TIME TABLE A. T. & S. Pe. R.R. In effect March 1st, 1923. Trains to Los Angeles No. 79 ... 6:08 a.m. No. 71 ... 10:30 a.m. No. 78 ... 3:47 p.m. No. 78 ... 8:40 p.m. Trains to San Diego No. 72 ... 10:04 a.m. No. 74 ... 8:47 p.m. No. 76 ... 7:45 p.m. No. 78 ... 2:25 a.m. Thru sleeper to Denver. Thru sleeper to Denver, Kansas City and Chicago. Phoenix Connection. Houston, Galveston, Texas and New Orleans connection. Train No. 71 carries thru sleeper to Grand Canyon. C. A. WALKER, Agent. SATURDAY, MAY 19TH, 1923 Subscription Rate—In No. Orange-co. 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