oc-plain-dealer 1923-03-01

DAILY GREETINGS TO OUR READERS Conversion is the point from whence we follow on to know the land. The work of Christ within and upon the redeemed soul is unending. The study of Christ is exhaustless; we never graduate from the school of our divine Teacher.—G. D. Herron. Engendering of race bitterness is a baneful thing. One’s political course should be reasoned with common sense. Pilibustering in Congress means waste of the people’s time and money. Send the Congressional filibuster to join the dodo and other extinct things. Every piece of intelligence which indicates that Europe is planning to help itself is good news indeed. Crime cannot be extirpated without whole-hearted co-operation of every well-disposed element of society in fighting criminality. Moral teaching of children in the home and in school would be, in time, in the nature of oil poured upon the troubled waters of vice, assuaging the waves of crime. Religion, pure and undefiled, consists in sincere works and in charitable, helpful words. There is not so much true religion among those who profess to be religious as there should be. Every man and every woman who desires honest work, should have it. Economic and social conditions will never be ideal until honest employment is to be had by all who desire it. If universities and colleges are not devoted principally to imparting TOURISTS ARE SOUGHT IN MANY PLACES Emulating California, in its enterprising, hospitable catering to tourists, other states and sections are beginning to make bid for tourist travel. Even staid old-Mississippi, which for a half century has lived within a Chinese wall, as it were, self-sufficient and self-contented, is inaugurating an era of boosting, and is putting forward its claims as the Paradise of husters." The American people are learning to rest and to play. Modern machinery and inventions have lightened hand labor, and have made it possible to shorten hours of labor without decreasing production. Modernized business, industrial and professional methods, while strenuous yet, because of wonderful organization, make it possible for all classes to have rest and recreation at frequent intervals. Consequently, there is greater demand for playgrounds of Nature for the delight of vacationists and tourists. Califorian will more than hold its own with seekers after pleasure and recuperation. This state has many and diverse advantages and attractions for them. It should continue systematically to exploit its charms. Judicious promotional advertising should be maintained the year around. DUTIES ON IMPORTS ARE ENORMOUS A new record in volume of import duties collected is to be made during the current year, it is predicted in Washington. It is estimated that the twelve months ending June 30, 1923, will show import duties collected in excess of $480,000,000. This would be the greatest showing ever made in a single year. The increased revenues are due, in considerable measure, to the higher duties under the new tariff law. But the volume of imports offered up this month... Religion, pure and undefiled, consists in sincere works and in charitable, helpful words. There is not so much true religion among these who profess to be religious as there should be. Every man and every woman who desires honest work, should have it. Economic and social conditions will never be ideal until honest employment is to be had by all who desire it. If universities and colleges are not devoted principally to imparting knowledge—to making studious thinkers of the young men and young women enrolled in them—what excuse is there for their existence? If they are to be mere social and athletic clubs, then let them bear these designations. ENORMOUS A new record in volume of import duties collected is to be made during the current year, it is predicted in Washington. It is estimated that the twelve months ending June 30, 1923, will show import duties collected in excess of $480,000,000. This would be the greatest showing ever made in a single year. The increased revenues are due, in considerable measure, to the higher duties under the new tariff law. But the volume of imports is steadily increasing, too: This is a very favorable indication and rather surprising, in view of the unsettled conditions in Europe. America's exports also are very heavy. This Nation's foreign trade, in truth, is quite satisfactory. Your Clothes Are You First Impressions, Good or Bad Die Hard. And Clothes are Half of the Picture. Men Who Wear Your Clothes Are You First Impressions, Good or Bad Die Hard. And Clothes are Half of the Picture. Men Who Wear Hart Schaffner & Marx CLOTHES Do not have to fight down bad first impressions of themselves. They meet new acquaintances with the clothes half of the battle is won. F.A.YUNGBLUTI: HOME OF HART SCHAFFNER AND MARX CLOTHES "BY ALL MEANS GET A FIT" 145 WEST CENTER STREET ANAHEIM Don't Forget That The Ever Ready Truck & Transfer Co. Is still able to do your hauling of any description. CONTRACT HAULING A SPECIALTY Get Our Price O. J. LINNARTZ, Prop. Residence 211 E. Sycamore St. PHONE 209-M EDITORIAL PARAGRAPHS (By Robert Quillen) A true friend is one who loves you in spite of your successes. Some people think they are plous just because they blame God for everything. It is much more difficult to forge ahead in a country full of handwriting experts. Any woman can make an ass of a man; but only the gifted few can make a man of an ass. Whatever name the historian may select for the great war, it probably won't be "Finale." Conservatism is but a stubborn desire to cling to the ideas that were radical twenty years ago. It's too bad lots o' grownups hailn't got anybody around t' nudge 'em an' ask, "Now, what do you say" like little children have. Th' trouble with moral films is that they show too much cigarette smokin' an' huggin' an' sloppin' before th' moral shows up. TOWN IN REVIEW A bandit held up an East San Diego butcher, which entities him to be called "a daring bandit." "Subtract what you spend from what you earn, and the difference will show you how well you are making good," says the adv. of a local banking firm. Substract what you get from what you earn, and the difference will show how wire your boss it. Out Where We Wets Begin Out where the nights are a little longer, Our where the breaths are a little stronger, There's where the Wets begins. Out where the lights are a little brighter, Out where the men are a little tighter, Out where the heads are a little tighter, There's where the West begin. There's more clinking and less sighing, There's more drinking—and some dying. A man can get soused without half trying— Out where the Wets begin. —Sacramento Star Edith McCormick, reincarnation student, thinks she was King. Tut-Ankh-Amen's first wife. We knew a man once who thought he was Napoleon. Several radio stations have birds singing over them. Wouldn't it be great if they could broadcast fried chicken? CHINAMAN'S APT PRAYER (Berkeley (Cal.) Gazette) Visiting an American state legislature, a Chinese gentleman oddly named William Hung, who is professor of history in Peking University, was asked to open the session with prayer. Professor Hung thereupon offered up this petition: "O God, Father of all nations, thou hast chosen America as the land in which to experiment with a political democracy, to be an example for the adoption and adaptation by other peoples in other lands. "Help these lawmakers to make America the finest land in the world to live in—fine not because of comfort or luxury, but because it is the place where men can do and serve most. Help them to make America the greatest nation in the world—not in the sense that other nations may fear her most because of her power, but in the sense that she be loved the most because of her great heart; not in the sense that she has the most or gets the most, but in the sense that she gives most and serves best." Thus proving again that out of the mouths of foreigners we sometimes gain a conception of the American spirit as pure as that of the Fathers themselves. Russian sable skins frequently command $3,000 each in New York. Correct this sentence: "I don't like him," said the man, "but I'm glad to see him succeeding." There may be germs in the kiss of a pretty girl, but no matter. No germ could survive a kick like that. Man feels more efficient, but he can't slip eight ounces of cloth over his head and call himself dressed. It might be worse. For all their complicated system, modern schools still devote a little time to education. Another good way to have your face made over is to argue with a traffic cop. Another excellent sanity test is the offer of stock in something that promises dividends of forty per cent. Congressman again suggest a national flower. And Washburn-Cronby murmurs pensively: "Eventually, why not now." A successful author is one who devotes his early years to writing trash and his latter years to writing checks. The office statistician informs us that the man who will read 22,674 new books may hope to acquire at least three new ideas. An Arkansas woman has cremated her third husband... It seems unfair that some should be old maids while others have husbands to burn. A man can get soused without half trying—Out where the Wets begin. Edith McCormick, reincarnation student, thinks she was King. Tut-Ankh-Amen's first wife. We knew a man once who thought he was Napoleon. Several radio stations have birds singing over them. Wouldn't it be great if they could broadcast fried chicken? False Alarms Do you remember, when the war ended, a wave of fear swept our country that Germany would corner the world's foreign trade? Reduced to value in American dollars, our exports last year totaled about four times as much as Germany's. This illustrates again, that we live in an age of false alarms. Great crises threaten us, one after another. You have observed that they do not materialize. "Nerves" make us dread the chimers. Harold McCormick, husband of Ganna Walaka, now at Coronado, according to a reporter is "very very polite—and silent." Sometimes being silent is "very, very polite." Fifteen hundred gallons of wine and a man known as "the milk bottle bootleger" have been captured by the San Diego police. So you don't need to set out a bottle tonight. Paw. GET YOUR Theo.K Tenor Buy Your Builder's Hardware Buy Your Builder's Hardware At Home This store offers a complete stock of builder's hardware and supplies in large quantities. While price of course, isn't the chief attraction, we can give you just as cheap quotation as can be obtained elsewhere when quality is considered. Why not trade here and save inconvenient trips elsewhere. George B. Peck HARDWARE Opposite California Theatre On Sale at Schmidt's Music Store 171 West Center Santa Ana Hi Friday Even The fine fresh tenor voice of charm and power in his concluding are typical: AH MOON OF MY DELIGHT WHEN MY SHIP COMES SINCE HOME MOTHER MACHREE COME BACK TO ERIN UNTIL A DREAM CHRIST IN FLANDERS THE LORD IS MY LIGHT MACUSHLA MAVIS Mr. Karle Makes Rec Schmidt's 171 West Center St. THURSDAY, MARCH, 1ST, 1923 Subscription Rate—In No. Orange co. Per Yr. $3; Six Months $1.75 Entered at the Postoffice at Anabeim, Calif., as second class matter. PANTOMIME by J. H. Striebel THE JUICY ORANGE WISE AND WITTY Distinction is only gained through sacrifice. What vision in all the world is so beautiful as his American Flag, floating in the breeze? The regular annual death of "the last survivor of the famous Light Brigade" has just been announced in London. While prying into other people's business, we neglect our own affairs. A crust of bread means more to a beggar than a banquet to the rich. A man's best friend is his awakened conscience. Speaking of the movie censor, we wish he'd show a little censor quit. INCOME TAX Your Return Must be Filed by MARCH 15TH NOTE—If your net income for 1322 amounted to $1,000,00, if single or if married and not living with husband or wife, $2,000,00 if married and living with husband or wife You are Required to Make a Return You are entitled to certain exemptions and reductions No Charge for Consultations Statements Compiled for Moderate Fees VICTOR D. LOLY AUDIT CO. Expert Accountants and Income Tax Specialists Suite 200-201 New S. Kraemer Business Phone: 819 Till March 15th Office Open to 10 P.M. 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