oc-plain-dealer 1923-02-24

DAILY GREETINGS TO OUR READERS Grant me new faith and courage for the morrow; Let me not shrink from any unknown way; And from Thy loving promise, let me borrow New strength and blessing for the unfried day—Neil Leslie. Hunting Pharaoh mummies is becoming a rare pastime in Egypt. These little incidents are but paragraphs in history. Caesar once occupied the Ruhr. After all, it's better to be alive and healthy day laborer than a mum-fled Pharaoh. Grand opera is a grand bore to many who, for form's sake rave over it with flattering adjectives. They are photographing sound. The small boy's wall when he can't go play must look decidedly blue on the film. One of the best ways to appreciate California properly is to become thoroughly conversant with the salient facts about this state. Knowledge of its greatness in varied things gives ground for pride and exultation. Cleaner methods and higher standards in journalism are becoming more common. The unquestionably is in response to the demand of the people for a better grade of journalism than that given by the safron press. Party leaders are shaping issues and considering candidacies for the 1924 Presidential campaign. Politicians plan and scheme, but the people no longer are programmed in politics. The ear of independent voting is at hand. Make tourists feel welcome here. The hearty hand of hospitality should be extended them. Strangers PUT UNIFORMITY INTO TRAFFIC RULES Traffic perils are here, and here to stay, and to grow more aggravated as the number of machines and vehicles on public thoroughfares increases. The dangers and hazards are not confined alone to the large centers of population. The smaller cities and towns, and even rural roadways, are confronted with the menace. Consideration of traffic problems; therefore, directly concerns every locality. In working out solutions to the problem, particular attention should be given to permency of regulation, and also to uniformity. Municipalities should co-operate in establishing identical rules and requirements; in making speed limits uniform; and also in establishing uniform and rigorous penalties for violations of traffic ordinances. It would be better from the standpoint of those who enforce laws, to have this uniformity. And it would make conditions simpler for and more readily understood by conscientious autoists who desire to obey laws and ordinances. BE MERCIFUL TO SPEECH EMPLOYED Some men and women are quite humans and considerate toward those persons whom they employ. And yet as employers in another direction, they are cruel and merciless. They employ the graceful, beautiful, refined, felicitous Mother Tongue—a gracious and benignant mater—and treat the good mother outrageously. They be-labor her with slang. They pelt her with jazzy caligurities. They min-use her personal pronouns, heartlessly split up her infinites, bewilderingly muss up her tenses, and atrociously abuse her moods. They divorce her verb from her nouns, and use her adjectives adverbially, and her adverbe adjectively. They work her superlatives overtime. A week is dedicate to "Better English." Carefully, prayerfully, this week should be observed by those Party leaders are shaping issues and considering candidacies for the 1924 Presidential campaign. Politicians plan and scheme, but the people no longer are programmed in politics. The ear of independent voting is at hand. Make tourists feel welcome here. The hearty hand of hospitality should be extended them. Strangers should be greeted with sincere courtey and consideration. A reputation for cordiality and hospitality is worth a vast deal to this state. California's growth and development are steady and healthy. This state moves forward with sturdy strides, not spectacularly, but surely and substantially. There is that about this state's progress which is convincing and which inspires confidence. Anaheim Booster Frames for the License Plates At $1.75 the Pair ANAHEIM WINDSHIELD CO. 206 No. Los Angeles St. Anaheim Phone 362 Income Tax BLANKS AND INFORMATION GLADLY GIVEN Seven Years Experience ROY N. MENDOZA (Notary Public) 200 So. Los Angeles St. Phone 366 YOU CAN FORGET YOUR CAR HAS A BATTERY IF IT IS EQUIPPED WITH A MACDDY YOU CAN FORGET YOUR CAR HAS A BATTERY IF IT IS EQUIPPED WITH A MAC-DRY Free Service 250 Used in County B. F. HERR, Distributor 252 No. Los Angeles St. FIRST CHURCH OF CHRIST, SCIENCE Anaheim, California, Announces a Free Lecture on Christian By CHARLES L OHRENSTEIN, C. S. B., SYRACUSE, Member of the Board of Lectureship of The Mother Church, The First Chur in Boston, Massachusetts IN THE UNITED THEATRE SUNDAY AFTERNOON, FEB. 25, 1923, AT The Public is Cordially Invited EDITORIAL MITY INTO RULES Here, and here to aggravated us miles and vehicles increases. Rids are not conlarge centers of aller cities and roadways, are enemace. Considerments, therefore, very locality. In as to the problation should be of regulation, city. Municipalate in establishment requirements; its uniform; and form and rigorations of traffic from the standforce laws, to And it would werer for and more conscientious obey laws and TO SPEECH Ed men are quite hutely toward those employs. And yet other direction, merciless. They beautiful, rehear Tongue—a gent mater—and outrageously, sh slang. They culigartiles, monal pronouns, for infinities, bether tenses, bether moods. They other nouns, and metrical, and diverbially, and anyy. They work home. To "Better, prayerfully, served by those Abe Mallin I KNOW ILL ONY MUSCLE TOYS CORNER MARKET OF THE WORLD CLASS ALWAYS FIVE CENTS TOWN IN REVIEW Groundhog pulled a boner, didn't he? ITALIAN SEN SEN If you eat garlic, don't breathe it to a soul. Getting so it's almost unnecessary to jail a man who drinks bootleg liquor. He won't last long anyway. New collar is advertised as the Ideclair. Now for the Gollyneds, the DoSays and the Gosh Tammits. In buying a used car, take care that you don't get one of King Tut's 3500 year old chariots. It's wonderful what some of these used car men can do to an old bus. HOPING THIS NOGGS YOU FOR A GOAL, WE ARE, ETC. Eggs are only 30 cents a dozen but the other ingredients are so high. New York woman kicked in a shop window. She may have seen a hat just like hers for less money. Any day we expect to see the announcement that they have found some applications for a soldier bonus in the 3500-year-old tomb of that King they're digging up in Egypt. TOM SIMS SAYS Iowa legislature wants to stop cooks from smoking, when stopping them from burning would be better. Harry Thaw wants to leave the asylum "for his health." Harry does not get out enough probably. World problems slowly adjust themselves, and only Heaven knows which stateman will be given the credit by historians. The best investment after loss is MUSCLE SHOALS PROTECT (Sloux City Tribune) The farmers should not put Muscle Shoals to be forgotten. To their advantage to keep the project alive. Once it fades from public consciousness, the fertility terraces, through their tools in our places, can do with it as they The possibility of cheaper fertile contained in having the Muscle Shoals project operated by outside of the fertilizer combine something which the farmers can afford to neglect. Bernard Baruch, former chair of the War Industries Board, won winning an enviable reputation high type of public spirit, has investigated the matter and later findings before the Farm Bureau Federation. He counsels that Ford's offer be accepted, pro-that no better offer is made and Mr. Ford will produce 40,000 tons nitrogen fertilizer annually. Mr. Baruch employed an engineer to help him in probing the potentials of the Muscle Shoals plants he includes the engineer's own within his own report to the nation: The engineer, Leland L. Mers, has summarized the pro-tection clearly and concisely. He "Mr. Ford can make complete tillizers at Muscle Shoals at a place that will be effective, but his diate possibilities lie in the elec-metallurgical field for which plant is so advantageously low. The war preparedness feature on installation can best be preserve the disposition of the plant to who would guarantee the product of a minimum quantity of fixed gen. The Ford offer, ridiculous is as to price paid for this val- asset, promises the greatest final Perhaps Ambassador Harvey thinks the breath of freedom comes in short pants. You can say one thing for Bol-shevism. It does away with the annoyance of hunting. A few politicians think they are public servants; but most of them think they are public opion. It is easier for nations to get together if they don't live too close together. Only a few men in America have the true look of greatness, and most of them are traffic copes. No wonder the Turk eschews liquor. He doesn't need it. He is born that way. You can estimate the length of time the wife has been away by the number of sardine cans on the kitchen cabinet. The radio eliminates distance. But it still is too imperfect to eliminate platitudes from the speeches. If Sir Oliver Lodge isn't busy, he might page Bismarck and get an interesting opinion of the French policy. Some races are superior, of course, but it isn't probable that any one tongue is spoken exclusively in hell. Nations are unlucky, at that. When a collector appears, they can't send the children to say they are not in. Some sayings just naturally suggest fiction. For instance, "pieces of eight," and "Christian nations." The decay of patriotism isn't surprising. The best fool story doesn't sound funny on the morning after. A real ramp is one who tan make a man get up and make the fires through 40 winters without grumbling. Correct this sentence: "I keep getting fatter and fatter," said she. "and I don't eat enough to keep a canary bird alive." The producer seldom benefits. Wher fewer eggs are laid, the price is higher; but that doesn't do the hen any good. At any rate the doughboy from the Rhine doesn't have to hunt all King they're digging up in Egyptp. TOM SIMS SAYS Iowa legislature wants to stop cooks from smoking, when stopping them from burning would be better. Harry Thaw wants to leave the asylum "for his health." Harry does not get out enough probably. World problems slowly adjust themselves, and only Heaven knows which stateman will be given the credit by historians. The best investment after loss is the reconstructive thought. 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The Ford offer is perhaps not but it is the best one made to and the probabilties are that the best that will ever be made. Is the all important argument favor. WISE AND WITTY Truth remains truth, although always accepted as such. A lofty aim will dig a man on his hovel. The best way to keen a wil Don't blame the French. Dun the best they know how. The thicker the head, the thicker the excuses. "Lost memory; finds himself r Headline. Must have forgotten to say "Charge it." Those who prospect in their n are bound to find a wealth of h nees. Cement Pipe Line Nick Hill Ph. 893-W Anahe Floors Laid, Scraped and Fin Machine Sanders Local M R. J. Ohl $10 E. Chc Anaheim Phone 77 CHICHESTER S PIL A real ramp is one who tan makes a man get up and make the fires through 40 winters without grumbling. Correct this sentence; "I keep getting fatter and fatter," said she, "and I don't eat enough to keep a canary bird alive." The producer seldom benefits. Wher fewer eggs are laid, the price is higher, but that doesn't do the hen any good. At any rate the doughboy from the Rhine doesn't have to hunt all over town to get a nickel changed. As we look over the world situation, we can't decide whether the trouble is greed, hysteria or alienoids. CHAS. A. CRISS General Cement Contracting Commercial Buildings and Sub-Divisions, Also Cement Products, Estimates Free, Immediate Service, Best Skilled Mechanics, Warehouse and Yard 215 So. Vine-st. Office 324 So. Vine, Phone 163-W. CHRIST, SCIENTIST Announces a Christian Science C. S. B., SYRACUSE, N. Y. For Church, The First Church of Christ, Scientist, Massachusetts D THEATRE 25, 1923, AT 3 O'CLOCK of Tompkins & Dandy Save 20 to 25% on Standard Makes 129 No. Los Angeles Phone 481 Anaheim Gee! Listen to this Mother! Yes, he's the bright one of the house. He entertains the whole family with radio music, news, lectures—different every day. 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Hard Baruch, former chairman War Industries Board, who is an enviable reputation for a type of public spirit, has inted the matter and laid his a before the Farm Bureau ion. He counsels that Henry offer be accepted, provided better offer is made and that will produce 40,000 tons of fertilizer annually. Baruch employed an engineer him in probing the potentialthe Muscle Shoals plants, and includes the engineer's report his own report to the federThe engineer, Leland L. Sumhas summarized the proposilarly and concisely. He says: Ford can make complete ferat Muscle Shoals at a price will be effective, but his immeossibilities lie in the electricrical field for which this is so advantageously located. Our prepared new feature of the tion can best be preserved by position of the plant to one should guarantee the production minimum quantity of fixed nitrothe Ford offer, ridiculous as it price paid for this valuable promises the greatest financial PANTOMIME by J. H. 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