oc-plain-dealer 1923-02-12

DAILY GREETINGS TO OUR READERS It is better to be restless and unsatisfied than to find rest and satisfaction in anything lower than the highest. —Philips Brooks The ultimatum fever is raging now in the Near East. They can't even find the person who "found" Clara Phillips. The pun is to real wit what a pewter coin is to genuine money. Militarism is abhorrent wherever it may raise its monstrous head. Central America has no Near East problem, therefore it is at peace. Conserve timber now standing. Add to future supplies by inaugurating a reforestation system throughout the state and Nation. Wireless telegraphy is a godsend to navigation on the great deep. It has robbed the ocean of much of its traditional terrors. Uncle Sam is glad indeed to have his soldiers all back from Europe. They have done well and have earned the admiration and respect of the world. Absolute monarchism has passed through the gates of extinction. No trace of it remains in the civilized world. There is more genuine democracy in the world today than there ever was before. California is not hungering, thirsting and tanguishing for much new legislation. If the Legislature gives the state just what it actually needs—and no more—in legislation, there will not be many enactments. The Arizona legislature is inclined to play grimly with the Colorado river pact, much after the manner of a cat playing with a mouse. But it is to be hoped that the usual fate of the PRESIDENT IS COMING TO COAST THIS YEAR President Harding is planning a delightful trip in the Presidential yacht, Mayflower, for next summer. He and Mrs. Harding and a party of cabinet officials and others, will leave Washington, according to tentative plans, sail down the Atlantic coast into the Gulf and across the Caribbean to the Panama Canal. Alaska. Mr. Harding may stop thence up the Pacific coast to Alaska. Harding may stop briefly in California and other coast states on his return. The trip back to Washington may be made overland, leaving the yacht to be taken back by its crew. This will be Mr. Harding's first journey to this coast since he became President. The Pacific West will be glad and eager to see and greet the amiable President and his estimable wife. President Harding's projected trip to Alaska is for the purpose of seeing and studying, firsthand, conditions up there. Contents and drawings among clashing interests have retarded the growth and development of Alaska. Should Mr. Harding make the journey up there, as contemplated, he would be informed as to the best course to pursue to remove these handicaps to progress in the far Northwest. Make it so uncomfortable for the criminal element in California that they will move on, and give this state a wide berth. For the amount that it expends upon its government, the state of California should be well governed in every detail of every department. Abraham Lincoln tower among men like a lofty mountain peak. And yet, in his origin and in his whole career, he was grounded upon the lowly earth. He disdained lordiness and was extremely simple in his whole manner of life. God has given the world but one Abraham Lincoln. Another fine car is that we're unintentionally Inah' Mrs. Lafe Buther daughter I' behave. FOREST COUNTY VITAL TO President Harding advocacy of proft and replenishing has focused public upon this important importance merits on the part of there are so many the complexities o' even very important dim and hazy in seiousness and in California is not hungering, thirsting andanguishing for much new legislation. If the Legislature gives the state just what it actually needs—and no more—in legislation, there will not be many enactments. The Arizona legislature is inclined to play grimly with the Colorado river pact, much after the manner of a cat playing with a mouse. But it is to be hoped that the usual fate of the mouse will not be befall this compact. American genius and enterprise, backed by this Nation, is a boundless wealth; pushed to completion, the Panama Canal, is one of the great engineering feats of all time. The same genius, enterprise and ocurrage will pierce the Isthmus again, in due time. For every marriage failure exploited in the sensational press, there are numerous marriages which are happy and successful. But being happy and successful in marriage is not a sensation, hence the saffron journal gives no space to the good that truthfully might be said of the marriage relation. We Recharge your Battery in the Shortest Possible Time Consistent with Battery’s Condition. ANAHEIM IGNITION DEPOT 218 South Los Angeles Street Phone 489 “First Battery and Electrical House in Anaheim” Established 1912 WE TURN TO LINCOLN FOR GUIDANCE! Today we pay honor to the immortal Lincoln—the son of pioneers; the self-made student; the backwoods lawyer; the great emancipator and the martyred president. Nowhere can we turn more profitably for guidance in the vexing industrial and political problems confronting the nation than to the ideals of unselfish service and courageous faith of this great American. The homely philosophy of this wonderful man is the philosophy of this Bank—and well shall hold to his truths, for from his life we draw the greatest Nowhere can we turn more profitably for guidance in the vexing industrial and political problems confronting the nation than to the ideals of unselfish service and courageous faith of this great American. The homely philosophy of this wonderful man is the philosophy of this Bank—and well shall hold to his truths, for from his life we draw the greatest of civic lessons—Americanism. The Anaheim National Bank "A Strong Bank Thoughtfully Managed" OFFICERS Wm. A. Dolan, President A. B. McCord, Cashier J. H. Wents, Vice President R. L. Phegley, Asst. Cashier DIRECTORS Wm. A. Dolan, J. H. Wents, A. B. McCord, D. Jessurun, J. J. Dwyer, F. C. Rimpau, B. Fisher. EDITORIAL TOWN IN REVIEW Everybody else seems to have overlooked it in the general celebration, so we're gonna say it all by ourselves: "Ray for Princess Mary's hubby!" The new British heir was born in Chesterfield house. Bet that makes the Camel people mad. Ganna Walska McCormick, operatic singer, says she doesn't want people to hear her from curiosity. Then she'd better leave Harold F. at home when she tours. Here's irony for you: Jackle Coogan's getting $1,500,-000 a year. Friend Richardson gets $10,000. And Friend's putting on a lot the best show. KNOW ABOUT EDWARDS? Off-hand you can rattle off the names of at least 20 military leaders who won lasting fame by destroying life and property. But what do you know about Edward Jenner? England, his native country, has been honoring the one-hundredth anniversary of his death. Jenner was the physician who discovered how to prevent smallpox by vaccination. This discovery according to many scientists, has saved probably a thousand lives to every life destroyed in the last century by wars. Without his discovery, you might be dead now. Mr. McNeeley of Scootburg, Ind., shot an eagle. This will teach eagles to leave Mr. McNeeley alone. THANKS Mommer—When I was a little girl, I always ate the crusts of my toast. Only the newest dictionaries define an embassy as an oasis. Flawless attire and flawless manner do not make the man—but the load he can carry. Courtesy The art of making the other fellow feel more important than you. A wife is a person who meant to sew that button on yesterday and forgot it. When people tell you you are looking well, they always mean well preserved. So far Japan has been too polite to ask France when she expects to get out of the Ruhr. The boy who quits the farm may not get up in the world but he gets up about three hours later in the morning. Consists in guesing what the driver in front intends doing when he holds out his hand. If George Washington really could not tell a lie, he probably got in bad every time his wife asked his opinion of a new hat. FOREST CONSERVATION VITAL TO NATION President Harding's pronounced advocacy of protection of forests and replenishing of denuded areas has focused public attention again upon this important subject. Its importance merits sustained concern on the part of the people. But there are so many distractions amid the complexities of modern life that even very important subjects become dim and hazy in the public's consciousness and interest. Most of the horn blowing is done by those unaccustomed to driving and those unaccustomed to success. The person who gains no wisdom and discretion from experience is very near to imbecility. Intuition is the quality that enables a woman to win the argument without bothering with facts. Correct this sentence: "The five-ton truck took to the ditch and gave the litter right-of-way." If you can't be rich, or famous, or beautiful, you can get the same superior feeling by being good. VITAL TO NATION President Harding's pronounced advocacy of protection of forests and replenishing of denuded areas has focused public attention again upon this important subject. Its importance merits sustained concern on the part of the people. But there are so many distractions amid the complexities of modern life that even very important subjects become dim and hazy in the public's consciousness and interest. California should set example before the Nation and the world in forest conservation. Reforestation should be an established, persisting functioning. In other words, by a permanent system, there should be planting of forest trees throughout the state every year. Children should be interested in this. There should be exercises which would impress the young—exercises in which they should have part. Let them plant and dedicate trees. Adults too, should be inspired with interest in this reforesting process. Memorial groves of forest trees should be instituted. This would be a beautiful, as well as utilitarian way-of memorializing loved ones. Memorials to war heroes and to men and women of noble services in peace, could be reared in growing forest trees—a fitting memorial for any personage. The best specific against downheartedness is to play hide and seek and let gloom remain in hiding. This discovery according to many scientists, has saved probably a thousand lives to every life destroyed in the last century by wars. Without his discovery, you might be dead now. Mr. McNeeley of Scootburg, Ind., shot an eagle. This will teach eagles to leave Mr. McNeeley alone. THANKS Mommer—When I was a little girl, I always ate the crusts of my toast. Sybil—Did you like them? Mommer—Yes, indeed! Sybil—Then you may have these. Cincinnatti woman of 57 is a fine swimmer, except for finding it hard to get her picture in the paper. How would you like to have 50,000 collectors camped in your front yard. Like Germany. The Noble Peace Prize for 1923 goes to a woman. You're right—they unmarried. Los Angeles paper says when crooks at Tijuana get broke and hungry, they walk right through San Diego to get at Angelenos. Sure, look at the ex-lovers up there! Uncle Warren Harding threatens to stump the country for the ship subsidy. Better wait, Uncle, until after Charlie Chapin gets married. Then folks'll have time to listen. We haven't heard anything about it, but undoubtedly Germany, in addition to all her other troubles, is also squabbling over an expert to report on her water sources. HOUSEHOLD HINT Never throw away an asbestos vest. They make fine lamp shades. SOME NO DOUBT, DID BOTH There has been some moving since my last attempt to write; also some marrying. Shady Grove correspondence, Monticello (Ark.) Advance. Secret rite of the "House of David" of Benton Harbor, Mich., are threatened with exposure by court action, says a dispatch. One thing the investigators might try to find out is how they grow those luxuriant whiskers. Can you borrow enough money to pay your income tax? Eternal triangles are misnamed. None of 'em last that long. RUPTURE EXPERT HERE Most of the horn blowing is done by those unacustomed to driving and those unacustomed to success. The person who gains no wisdom and discretion from experience is very near to imbecility. Intuition is the quality that enables a woman to win the argument without bothering with facts. Correct this sentence: "The five-ton truck took to the ditch and gave the jitney right-of-way." If you can't be rich, or famous, or beautiful, you can get the same superior feeling by being good. France can't afford to reduce the indemnity charge now. It would cost her that much to collect it. When the returning doughboy takes a nickel out for a high old time, he will no longer be burdened with change. If she takes in washing, the chances are her husband delights in telling the world what Harding should do about them European nations. A free people is one that enjoys the privileges of embarrassing its government by nagging other governments. The homely girl has one consolation. All crimes are committed by girls who are winsome, pretty, or captivating. Unremiting toll will make things better and better, also; but there are no headlines for the man who suggests it. Another pleasure of automobiling RUPTURE EXPERT HERE Seeley, Faniots in This Specially, Called to Santa Ana F. H. Seeley, of Chicago and Philadelphia, the noted truss expert, will personally be at the Rossmore Hotel, and will remain in Santa Ana, Thursday only February 15. Mr. Seeley says: "The Spermatic Shield will not only retain any case of rupture perfectly, but contracts the opening in 10 days on the average case. This result effected during the day—the repair continues of itself throughout the night during sleep while all strain is removed. Being a vast advancement over all former methods—exemplifying instantaneous effects immediately appreciable and withstanding any strain or position no matter the size or location. Large, or difficult cases, or incisional ruptures (following operations) specially solicited. This instrument received the only award in England and in Spain, producing results without surgery, injections, medical treatments or prescriptions. Warning—All cases should be cautioned against the use of any elastic or web truss with understrips, as same rest where the limp is and not where the opening is producing complications necessitating surgical operations. Mr. Seeley has documents from the United States Government, Washington, D. C., for inspection. He will be glad to demonstrate, without charge or fit them if desired. Business demands prevent stopping at any other place in this section. P. S.—Every statement in this notice has been verified before the Federal and State Courts—F. H. Seeley. Home Office, 117 N. Dearborn St., Chicago. "Can Chiropractic get me well sick man, woman and child." Modern Science offers indisputable sickness is one of the eye kidneys, or any other part of it is always the same, namely CURRENT by pressure of bone leave the spinal column. Since Chiropractic has established sure obstructing the flow of method in getting rid of the CAUSE. A Chiropractor gives you no prive you of useful organs—to greater work, and no deaden pain. All CHIROPRACTIC bones of the spine to remove. "How often do you have? If you were to ask that question are in perfect health, they would a week passed without one PRACTIC ADJUSTMENT they were improved from the MONDAY, FEBRUARY, 12TH, 1923 Subscription Rate—In No. Orange-co. Per Yk. $8; Sir Meals $1.75 Entered at the Postoffice at Anaheim, Calif., as second class matter. GRAPHS PANTOMIME by J. H. Striebel WISE AND WITTY The conscience is a slave which is often suppressed yet runs amuck. California climate puts the "excell" in excellence. Criticism is not wanted when needed yet it is much needed. Problems are only problems until solved, after that they are natural. Close application to duty furthers the aim. A hick town is a place where very little is required to arouse suspicion. Do You Know Do You Know —that your local Southern Pacific agent can arrange every detail of a local or transcontinental journey, secure your Pullman accommodations, check your baggage from here to destination, and otherwise help you in your transportation problems, both passenger and freight? —why not do your business here in Anaheim? Phone 123 D. G. Maltby Southern Pacific Lines Health Talk From a Chiropractor You Know opractic get me well? This is the one question that interests every woman and child. science offers indisputable proof that it makes no difference whether is one of the eye, ear, nose, throat, heart, lungs, stomach liver, any other part of your human machine. The cause of sickness the same, namely interference with the full flow of NERVE by pressure of bones of the spine on delicate nerves, as they opractic get me well? This is the one question that interests every woman and child. science offers indisputable proof that it makes no difference whether stress is one of the eye, ear, nose, throat, heart, lungs, stomach liver, or any other part of your human machine. The cause of sickness in the same, namely interference with the full flow of NERVE by pressure of bones of the spine on delicate nerves, as they spinal column. opractic has established the fact the cause of disease is nerve prescribing the flow of vital current then there can be only one logical getting rid of the disease—THE REMOVAL OF THE actor gives you no drugs to poison your body—uses no surgery to de- of useful organs—no artificial stimulation to force your tired heart work, and no deadening of the nerves to temporarily deaden your CHIROPRACTIC does is to adjust the slightly misplaced spine to remove the CAUSE of your trouble. often do you have HEADACHES?" to ask that question to dozens of men and women that you know affect health, they would tell you that there was a time when scarce-passed without one or more. But since they began CHIRQ-C ADJUSTMENTS headaches are a thing of the past; and improved from the very first. Leota P. Anderson CHIROPRACTOR HOURS 10-12 A.M. 1-5 P.M. 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