oc-plain-dealer 1922-12-06

DAILY GREETINGS TO OUR "STUNT" FLYING IS TOO READERS O Christ! be patient with us still; Dear Christ! remember: Calvary's hill— Our little lives with purpose fill! —Margaret Deland. The mind and heart of the world should include toward peace. Its free school system is one of the crowning glories of the United States. Do something to make some poor and unfortunate person happy on Christmas. What a man thinks, aims and does, is what he is. All else is veneer and artificiality. The present government in Greece is going to bloody extremes which that country will rue. Pedestrians should be as careful in crossing streets as they expect drivers to be in using the streets. There are far too many murders in California. And too many prosecutions for murder result in mistrials. This country well may be thankful that it has the spirit to be thankful on each succeeding Thanksgiving day. Ship subsidy's roughest sailing will be in the senate. But even there it may prove to be seaworthy, as it did in the house. Work with your might when you work, and play with care-free zest when you play. This is the way to get the most out of life and to give the best that is in you. School and college spirit is a good thing. There is no deep and fervent loyalty that is not marked by zezest and enthusiasm which finds vent in PERILOUS The only person who should do dangerous "stunts" in the air—if any are to be done at all—should be unmarried and without close relatives to mourn should he perish. A married man has no right to wring his wife's heart by risking his life in perilous feats. Furthermore, the public safety should be considered. A recent serious mishap in Los Angeles, resulting from freak performances in the air, endangered many. He was near the ground and passed over inhabited houses almost touching roofs. Such conduct on the part of aviators is excusable. Another thing: It has been the practice of certain aviators to fly very low over Grandstand B—without roof—at the Beverly Hills Speedway, when the seats are crowded with spectators viewing the automobile races. This was done by one aviator on Thanksgiving day. Such practice should be prevented. Should anything serious happen at an airship while over that dense crowd, there would be frightful loss of life, as the machine would fall right on the helpless-thongs. Low flying, in such cases, is a form of "thrill" that should be prohibited by the authorities. MAY PREVENT SESSION AFTER MARCH 4 By certain forms of maneuvering, the appropriation bills may be pushed through at this short session of Congress and enough pending legislation may be enacted to stave off an extra session of the Sixty-eighth Congress, after March 4. A good many members of Congress fear for the political effect of the agitation incident to an extra sitting of Congress next spring and summer. On the other hand, some Republican mem- Ship subsidy's roughest sailing will be in the senate. But even there it may prove to be seaworthy, as it did in the house. Work with your might when you work, and play with care-free zest when you play. This is the way to get the most out of life and to give the best that is in you. School and college spirit is a good thing. There is no deep and fervent loyalty that is not marked by zest and enthusiasm which finds vent in what is known as "spirit." Every state in the Union should outlaw child-labor of the pernicious, harmful kind. If each and every state would do its full duty in this, there would be no need for federal legislation on the subject. California was splendidly pioneered by men and women of sterling integrities and unswerving courage. They are passing, one by one. Their memory should de cherished by this and succeeding generations. The Garden of Eden, of course, was—and is—situated just south of Oregon, north of Mexico and east of the Pacific Ocean! Californians are too modest to go into any further particulars as to the location of the earthly Paradise. Former Premier Clemenceau is scrupulously observing the niceties in paying honors to the illustrious men of America who have passed beyond. Americans appreciate these genteel and gracious courtesies, which manifestly are sincere. A Large Stock of Beautiful GENUINE NAVAJO INDIAN RUGS Retail at Wholesale Prices HELLERS' INDIAN STORE 107 So. Clementine St. Anaheim Retail at Wholesale Prices HELLERS' INDIAN STORE 107 So. Clementine St. Anaheim XMAS SPECIALS Player $250 Piano and up Pianos $95 and up DANZ PIANO Co. 162 West Center Street IN DEALER Noon Except Sunday V. HESTER, Editor EDITORIAL ING IS TOO OUS who should do in the air—if it all—should be out close reizhold he perich. A right to wring making his life in public safety A recent seriangeels, resuffing ences in the air, He was near the over inhabited roofs. Such of aviators is int has been the aviators to fly stand B—witherly Hills Speedats are crowded ing the automonas done by one driving day. Such revented. Should open of an alrt dense crowd, faultful loss of life, did fall right on Low flying, in of "thrill" that by the author- TOWN IN REVIEW Motorists will be glad to learn an auto derailed a train in Illinois. THIS SPEEDY AGE! This is Education week. Gosh! We can remember when it took four years. TETRAHEXAHEDRON AT LEAST An appeal has been sent out for husbands for 150 members of the former sultan's harem. Whatever happens when the sultan shows up again it won't be one of those dreadful triangle cases. Los Angeles man fell off an 84 foot cliff and got up and walked away, but it would be a very bad habit. A dog has a heavier coat in winter, but why are his pants lighter?—Mr. A. S. If I hit my cornet with an ax will it B flat?—L. C. MR. GREY'S HOUSEHOLD HINTS Toasted lettuce is a refreshing breakfast dainty. A little lampblack added to the dough will make your bread look more like whole wheat bread. Never try to cure a red nose by rubbing it with sandpaper. A pleckled lemon may be served with leg of lamb. Doughnuts stuffed with horse-radish will act as a tonic to the appetite. HE WAS GAME "Walter, I came in yesterday for a steak." "Yes, sir. Will you have the same today?" One of the interesting and able documents bought at a store a local art gallery the other was "The Mormon Constitution with the journal of the convict which formed it and the prisons of the Utah legislature filing its adoption. The work published in 1849 was Kanerrville, afterwards C Bluff. The document brought 030 at auction. Jane Cowl is to be starred by Selwyns in "Romeo and Juliet," cast has not yet been announced. This will give us a pretty full scene season, with John Barry doing "Hamlet," David Warfield shortly in "The Merchant of Venice and Ethel Barrymore planning You Like It," besides Walter Den and Fritz Lieber in repertory. The Hudson river makes a difference on one's point of view. There, just across its wave fronties Jersey City. And yet in J City, a woman has sued her husband for divorce because he didn't stay home on Saturday afternoons. Here in Manhattan, if a husband should come home on Saturday noon, a wife would weep because she'd think he was suspicious of Anna McCoy Krug of Jersey City young, however, and had only married to John Krug a few years ago. John was young, too and likes out for a game of Kelly pool or nationally. So Anpa sued for inability. Even the Jersey Chancelor was surprised to learn cruelty consisted of absenting self on those Saturday afternoons occasionally on Sunday after and once in a great while on a PARAGRAPHS (3y Robert Quillen) The female of the species is more deadly to the kale. Life is getting to be just one darned "No Parking" sign after another. The bone of contention isn't the only bone that figures in the Near East situation. When liberty is functioning, you can recognize it by the quaint cry: "Lynch Him." An egoist is one who loses faith in a dictionary that doesn't agree with his spelling. Strange how little static can discourage the listener when a sermon is being broadcasted. About the only place you can find a simple country girl now is in the milkmaid chorus. The best thing to relieve that run-down feeling is arsenic. Give it to the gossips. Still, those who marry for money have as much chance for happiness as those who marry without it. Pay day is a great institution unless one think of it in connection with the wages of sin. Progress comes slowly, and even if we haven't attained world peace, we are at least quit of galoshes. The only time a man really needs a pistol is when common prudence tells him not to reach for it. The sanest writing is done by those who write for people who eat in the kitchen except when there is company. Emancipation, however, hasn't made woman independent. She still jerks her apron off before answering the door bell. Still, if Solomon had known all those things in his youth, he might not have had enough hard experience to make him that wise. Still, the wireless waves that operate typewriters will never prove as popular as the permanent waves now on the job. If the bride seems a little disappointed, it is because she has discovered that her husband is just as good as he pretended to be. It must be remembered, however, that if you had money enough to buy A little lampblack added to the dough will make your bread look more like whole wheat bread. Never try to cure a red nose by rubbing it with sandpaper. A pickled lemon may be served with leg of lamb. Doughnuts stuffed with horse-radish will act as a tonic to the appetite. HE WAS GAME "Waiter, I came in yesterday for a steak." "Yes, sir. Will you have the same today?" "Well, I might as well—if no one else is using it."—Jack Canuck. New associate justice of the supreme court appointed by Uncle Warren has been a railroad and public utilities lawyer. That's the kind of a man the supreme court needs—one who has had the proper training. What this country needs, says Tom Sims, is socks guaranteed for 10,000 miles. Just to be the first one, we wish all our readers a Merry Christmas. Heiress to $40,000,000 says she will marry a cartoonist, and if that isn't love, boys, there isn't any. SOMETHING WE CHOOSE In 1822 a Chicago man sued another for $500. The case dragged along for 30 years, the litigants spending over $10,000 in appealing to higher courts, or 20 times the amount at stake. A judge now dismisses the suit, unsettled. Both litigants are dead. So is one of the original lawyers. No one is certain what the contention at the start bore. Some think a piano. Sometimes it wrong with the legal system that permits the spending of $10,000 to determine the ownership of $500. Suppose you were the sultan of Turkey. He is away from home and 300 wives are running up bills on him. There was a little man and he had a little jack. And he spent the afternoon at the track, track, track. Well, he liked a certain horre and bet his little stack— And soon the man was walking, walking back, back. Days are getting so short now that right after supper it's dark enough to wear a dirty collar to town. Plain Dealer Want Ads Get Results Best Results. WISE AND WITTY Troubles diminish in the face cheerful spirit and a resolute will. Those who do nothing for a life never finish the task. Perhaps the hurdle place of a be good is in 11ities. If it has a kick in it, not seems to care what else is in it. A street railway in a Dutch has substituted double ended line tractors for its horses. Still, if Solomon had known all those things in his youth, he might not have had enough hard experience to make him that wise. Still, the wireless waves that operate typewriters will never prove as popular as the permanent waves now on the job. If the bride seems a little disappointed, it is because she has discovered that her husband is just as good as he pretended to be. It must be remembered, however, that if you had money enough to buy some of the things you want, you wouldn't want the things. Chiropractic Adjustments Leota P. Anderson Chiropractor Office hours 10-12 A.M.; 1-5 P.M.; Mon., Wed., Fri., 7-8 P.M. Telephone 413 204 Fisher Building Anaheim, Cal. PLAY HOUSE FREE The Model House which won the prize cup in the Armistice Day Parade at Fullerton will be given free to the fortunate child. Children 12 years old and under can register at our office up to Dec. 15th, 1922. GIBBS LUMBER 801 East Broadway WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER, 6, 1922 Subscription rate—In No. Orange-co. Per yr. $2; six months $1.75 Entered at the Postoffice at Anaheim Cal., as second-class matter. PANTOMIME by J. H. Striebel What she does to your nails is worth a quarter; what she does with her eyes is worth the other seventy-five cents. A special delivery letter isn't the only existing thing in a small town. There's the drummer who swings aboard after the train starts. Orange Co. Business College Santa Ana, Cal. Orange Co. Business College Santa Ana, Cal. 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