oc-plain-dealer 1922-11-24

DAILY GREETINGS TO OUR PLENTY OF WORK FOR ALL READERS Thus, we, a Father, standing Thee before, Do lay down at Thy feet without a sigh, Each after each, our precious things and rare, Our dear heart-jewels and our garlands fair. —Linah M. Mulock-Craik. No necessary of life should be subject to speculative gambling. Murdering should be discouraged before it becomes an established industry in California. Mercy is a beautiful grace. But sometimes it is misplaced and becomes a bane, rather than a blessing. Paying taxes is not so unpalatable to the average citizen if he feels that tax moneys are not wasted through extravagance or poor management in government. "They that are whole need not a physician." Boys and girls of good physique do not need athletic training in schools and colleges nearly so much as do those who are physically defective and under par. Athletics should be for all, not exclusively for those who excel in achievements of the physical body. A liberal education is within the reach of every boy and girl in the land. There never was a time when education was freer, or when the opportunities for schooling were better. There is no excuse for illiteracy in this country. There never has been a time when educational training counted for so much in making advancement in any useful field of activity. If the United States army were crippled by being reduced to a mere skeleton organization, this country would be in peril of disastrous agressions. So long as the old world IS GOOD NEWS The distressful cry of the unemployed no longer is heard in the land. There is work—abundance of it, government departments report. The demand for labor in some lines exceeds the supply. The number of men involuntarily idle today is fewer than at any time since the close of the World War. This economic betterment is expected to persist. It will be an unusually active winter, industrially and commercially, from present indications. And the good times era is expected to continue throughout next year. There is no legislation pending in Congress—no halting because of any legislation which might be detrimental to business or industry. There is a clear sky, so far as governmental conditions are concerned. The people, in the mass, are cheerful confident, optimistic. Their state of mind is helping on the economic recuperation. They are not hoarding money, but are spending freely, yet conservatively. There is not the reckless wasting of money which was in evidence a few years ago. But the people are "living well," to use the expressive phrase. This keeps business and industry lively, to supply the demands of the public. SENATE'S FIRST WOMAN GIVEN OVATION The first woman has become a member of the United States senate. Shades of Susan B. Anthony, and all the devoted pioneers of the equal-suffrage cause! The little lady from Georgia—Mrs. W. H. Felton, aged 87—will sit in the senate a brief time, by appointment of the governor of Georgia to fill the unexpired term of the late Senator Watson. Mrs. Felton is a woman of attainments, and her activities in behalf of her sex and for the good of the race have been notable. It is fitting that a figure so renearable should hear this distressing news. reach of every boy and girl in the land. There never was a time when education was freer, or when the opportunities for schooling were better. There is no excuse for illiteracy in this country. There never has been a time when educational training counted for so much in making advancement in any useful field of activity. If the United States army were crippled by being reduced to a mere skeleton organization, this country would be in peril of disastrous agressions. So long as the old world has enough madness in its veins to make war, this country should keep itself prepared, in reasonable, adequate measure, to defend itself, if it should be attacked wantonly. Not for aggression; not to wage wars of conquest; not for any improper work and not for any ulterior, sinister purpose should armed strength be maintained in this country, but to stand between this great and good nation and any who might assail it with armed strength. GIVEN OVATION The first woman has become a member of the United States senate. Shades of Susan B. Anthony, and all the devoted pioneers of the equal-suffrage cause! The little lady from Georgia—Mrs. W. H. Felton, aged 87—will sit in the senate a brief time, by appointment of the governor of Georgia to fill the unexpired term of the late Senator Watson. Mrs. Felton is a woman of attainments, and her activities in behalf of her sex and for the good of the race have been notable. It is fitting that a figure so venerable should bear this distinction—of being the first woman to have a seat in the United States senate. Entrance of women into statecraft has come rapidly and logically, following their enfranchisement. In state legislatures and in congress their influence and their endeavors are being felt. As the years go by and as women take up the study of public issues and processes of government, the number of members of that sex entering public life will increase. BRADLEYS Autonamel A NEW CAR OVER-NIGHT "Sure, You Can Do It" And obtain excellent results, even though you have never used a brush in your life. AUTONAMEL is made especially for the amateur. It flows freely and brush marks disappear as you point. It comes ready for use in white, black and twelve popular shades. Mr. H. N. White Anaheim, Calif. 142 E. Center St. Phone 343 BRADLEY-WISE PAINT CO. MAKERS OF 100% PURE PAINT LOS ANGELES, CAL. AUTOMOBILE We recall all that years ago to cheap vaudville. It bowed. It did operator opened a maze of machinethrough a glass. All went well craftly in her knighty shoved a hauntatic man's legwith a howl. But, at that, we prised to wake marvelous days automatic man strand possibly running fice. YES, I'm gonna cut my Tomorrow, I'll eat less lunetown/Tomorrow I realize I'm overtAnd that my wayI'll start in takingTomorrow. THE SUPREME CITY BE MADE UP News item: "In the decision meant house) salary roll has been $61,070should have been." After a turkey giving, he worries. After a girl could life with a man, she to take most of them. Somebody hit a man with a hipfistn't been filed on the remains of thit. Mr. H. N. White Anaheim, Calif. 142 E. Center St. Phone 343 BRADLEY-WISE PAINT CO. MAKERS OF 100% PURE PAINT LOS ANGELES, CAL. Buy a New Home in Anaheim 5 Room Hollow Tile house hardwood floors, now ready to be occupied, on East front lot $1000.00 cash will handle. This is an Exclusive Listing. 6 Rooms real up to the minute on a corner lot close in $2500.00 cash will handle. 8 Rooms all hardwood floors, cellar and a lot of other extra ordinary improvements which no other house has $3000.00 cash will handle. Exclusive Listing. 5 Rooms and garage all new in best location in town $3600.00 cash will handle. 5 Room house with hardwood floors all modern and garage, gas range, two rugs and one bedroom set all for $5800.00. $1500.00 cash balance good terms. SEE FRANK TAUSCH J.T. LYON VALENCIA Queen of the Orange REALTY CO. 811 NORTH LOS ANGELES STREET ANAHEIM, CALIFORNIA LOT AND MORE 52x155—$1400.00, cash. 50x154—$2500.00, front and on paved 52x120—$3000.00, terms east front on street. DEALER Accept Sunday MATER, Editor EDITORIAL HARVEST Branches shaken overhead. Till the paths we knew spread With a carpet green and gold, And with colors manifold. Green and gold and hellotrope; And, across the stubbled slope, Comes the calling of the lark, From the early morn till dark. Harvest time; and down the way Come the creaking loads of hay; Comes the corn and cotton, too; Toiling, moiling days are through. Winter comes; and now the tune, Now the jig and rigadoon Holds the boards. The summer's done; Comes the time of rest and fun. —Judd Mortimer Lewis. PARAGRAPHS (By Robert Quillen) Too darned many of America’s activities are post mortem. The pork barrel is run on the accident aye-for-an-aye system. The three R’s of our modern educational system are Raw, Raw, Raw. A sniff no longer means contempt, but only hope and expectant curiosity. The best-known methods of quieting a radical are a soft snap and soft soap. You can’t expect very much of the human race. It began in the Near East. NEW YORK, Nov. 22:—A scion of the Gould family has joined the order of “Rich men hit by the law.” Just by way of showing that we don’t discriminate in the administration of justice, Frank M. Gould, 23-year-old son of Edwin Gould, was sentenced to a day in the Tombs, along with a bunch of chauffeurs guilty of the same breach of the peace—speeding. Friends clamored for his release on the payment of a fine, and some of them almost wept over the telephone, but young Gould himself seemed rather amused by the proceedings, and lived safely through the day. The last notable to be given the same sentence for too rapid motoring was Babe Ruth. No physchic medium can ever again say that the world has failed to give spiritism a fair opportunity to prove itself. The Scientific American has just made an announcement which ensures such an opportunity beyond a question; and in doing so replies to the challenge of Sir Conan Doyle that its editors investigate phychic phenomena at first hand. So anxious is the Scientific American to give this agitating question a fair injunction that it has offered $5000 in awards for conclusive phychic manifestations. Twenty-five hundred will be paid to the first person who produces a psychic photograph under its test conditions and to the full satisfaction of the eminent men who will act as judges, and another $2500 to the first person who produces a visible psychic manifestation of other character. The names of the judges will be announced later. Everyone interested in the advancement of psychic knowledge is asked to take an active part in making the investigation a conclusive one. If it should come to pass that any medium can produce psychic pho... TOWN IN REVIEW Sounds Like a Meeting of the Supervisors and Taxpayers' Association Old Biddie told Hickory Jackson, "You cannot get your measure thru without I say so," and Jackson invited him to go to a warmer climate—do you remember that?—down where the fire never goes out? "Listen," old Biddie said to him, "I will produce deflation and bring on a panic." What did old Hickory Jackson say? He said, "If you do, damn you, I will hang you," and he did not deflate or bring on a panic.—Sen. Heflin (Ala.), in the U.S. Senate. What this country needs more than anything else, says Tom Sims, is an alarm clock that wakes only the man who sets it. AUTOMATIC We recall an "automatic man" that years ago toured the country in cheap vaudeville houses. It walked it bowed. It did many stunts. Its operator opened its coat, displaying a maze of machinery visible inside through a glass. All went well until a woman crafty in her knowledge of masculinity shoved a hatpin into the automatic man's leg. His career ended with a howl. But, at that, we wouldn't be surprised to wake up one of these marvelous days and find a genuine automatic man strutting the streets—and possibly running for political office. YES, I WILL! I'm gonna cut my smoking down Tomorrow, I'll eat less lunch when I'm down town Tomorrow; I realize I'm oversize. And that my way of life's unwise, I'll start in taking exercise Tomorrow. THE SUPREME COURT MUST BE MADE UP OF TAXPAYERS News item: "In San Diego county the decision means that the (court house) salary roll for the last year has been $61,070 larger than it should have been." After a turkey gets by Thanksgiving, he worries about Christmas. After a girl contracts to go thru life with a man, she naturally hates to take most of the trip alone. Somebody hit a San Diego policeman with a lipstick. Statistics haven't been filed on what happened to the remains of the peonist who did it. Trust nature to even things. The Russian laborer may loaf on the job, but think of the lond he has to carry home on pay day. As we understand France, when a debt gets just so big it cancels itself. "Woman offers to sell herself for five thousand." Many do it for less, and call it romance. It is getting so that the boss hesitates to fire anybody lest the fired one publish his memoirs. Correct this sentence: "Daddy is ashamed of you son. He never told fibs when he was your age." The north wind doth blow, and we shall have snow, and what will the golfer do then, poor thing? There is something peculiarly touching about a king's frantic efforts to show how democratic he is. The lady in the chorus always has hope of getting a leading role or a leading millionaire. Now that the worst is over, let us read into the record the fact that skirts stayed down on the farm. Any one of the Allied nations could handle its enemies if it didn't have to bother with its friends. The funny thing about a business revival is that those who have faith are not the ones at the mourners' bench. There is something naive and charming about Lloyd George's insinuation that this is no time to put in an inferior man. Bonar's Law's complaint seems to be that there is too little understanding on the Continent, and too much standing from under. WISE AND WITTY One luxury robs you of two necessities. Drastic doses of plain hard work will cure poverty faster than charity. When a promoter gets hold of an inventor, anybody can supply the answer. John Thamer is 82 years old, an age when most men believe they have strenuous duties of life and are not G Form 5 Ph Saturday Opening with a full Supplies, C WISE AND WITTY One luxury robs you of two necessities. Drastic doses of plain hard work will cure poverty faster than charity. When a promoter gets hold of an inventor, anybody can supply the answer. Up to date, Sir Isaac Newton's famous law has had no appreciable effect upon taxation. It is much to be regretted that the Ten Commandments are silent about traffic regulations. You can't kill ideas by killing people. Let your Photograph wish your friends, A Merry Xmas, make the appointment today. Harold Photo Studios 222 E. Center St. Phone 817 WATCH CHILDREN'S EYES Neglect often means serious defects in vision, education and health. Our examination will tell. 179 W. Center St. DR. W.R. BLAKELY OPTOMETRIST ANAHEIM CALI. FRIDAY, NOVEMBER, 24, 1922 Subscription rate—In No. Orange-co. Per yr. $2; stx months $1.75 Entered at the Postoffice at Anaheim Cal., as second-class matter. PANTOMIME by J. H. Striebel to be expected to rise to heroic heroic heights. But there is no age limit on heroesm, it seems. The other night when the lumber plant which he guards as night watchman caught fire, and it was a choice between safety and the call of the duty of his job, it never occurred to him to wait and make a decision. Armed with a slender garden host, the watchman made his way into a blozing two-story building and by his work—and the risk of his life—checked the flames from spreading to thousands of feet of lumbar and beyond. Then he groped his way through a mass of flames to the office telephone and called the fire department, and returned to the task of keeping things in hand with them. Hugh Ford and Frederick Stanhope have assembled for "The Romantic Age," the newest production by the author of "Mr. Jim." Margalo Gilmore, Leslie Howard, Nell Martin—I doubt if a trio could be gathered together from the younger players who would so ensure the delight which this play showers upon the audience. Miss Gilmore is the romantic spirit itself, Leslie Howard is perfect as the lover who turns out to be a stockbroker instead of an armored knight, and Nell Martin once more makes us realize that juveniles can be just as understanding and appealing as the mellowed older actors, if they just have sense and the gift. It is a light play, but light in the Barrie scene, fairylight, with the misty atmosphere. Grand Formal Opening 5 Points Pharmacy on Saturday, Nov. 25 Opening with a full and complete line of Drugs, Sundries, Supplies, Candies, Soft Drinks and Cigars. Saturday, Nov. 25 Opening with a full and complete line of Drugs, Sundries, Supplies, Candies, Soft Drinks and Cigars. Invitation We cordially invite the people of Northern Orange County to visit our store on this day for the purpose of inspecting this modern up-to-the minute Pharmacy. Opening Day FREE BALLOONS FOR THE KIDDIES Also Large Box Christophers High Grade Chocolates to be given with each purchase of 50c or over. This is a regular 40c seller. Points Pharmacy J. O. D. HARDAGE, Prop... West St. and Lincoln Ave. Anaheim