oc-plain-dealer 1922-06-12

DAILY GREETINGS TO OUR READERS Father, I will not ask for wealth or fame, The once they would have joyed my carnal sense; I shudder not to hear a hated name, Wanting all wealth, myself my sole defense. —Theodore Parker. Once this coal strike is settled, there never should be another one. Political landslides, this year, are not in the direction of reactionism. Loyalty to a political party should be subordinate to patriotic devotion to country. Progressivism is rife in politics, Its influence seems to be pervading the whole country. It is not at all unwelcome to the masses of all parties. American citizenship, in the ideal, carries with it solemn responsibilities. The citizen who shirks these responsibilities lacks the true basic conception of citizenship. One little match, carelessly thrown may start a confiagration that would burn a whole city block or destroy thousands of acres of timber. Be careful with fire! The total vote for Colonel Brookhart, in the Iowa primary, has mounted up to the proportions of the usual attendance at an Iowa picnic in Los Angeles county. It is to be hoped that efforts to bring the coal strike to an end may succeed. The public has not suffered greatly, as yet, but it would be put to great use. CROPS OF AMERICA HOPE OF THE WORLD The American farmer is in the midst of a very promising crop season. Weather conditions have been very favorable for wheat. The estimated yield will be in excess of last year's crop. B. M. Snow, the Chicago crop expert, estimates the total wheat yield at 850,000,000 bushels. Of this 600,000,000 is the estimate for the winter wheat crop and 250,000,000 bushels for the spring crop. Despite the wet weather and unfavorable planting conditions, the corn crop prospectively will be good. While America's crop outlook is bright and encouraging, the situation in Europe is miserably dark. This leads Mr. Snow to remark that "America will thrive while Europe begs for food." This, of course, will produce no heartless elation in this country. But it does mean that the American farmer will have an abundant market abroad for all his surplus produce. AERIAL TRAILS BLAZED BY WAR HERO Capt. Eddie Rickenbacker, air hero of the World War, has been flying across the continent as a trail-blazer. It is reported that his trip was planned to map routes for commerce. It is probable that, within a short period, commercial transportation by air will be common. It is said that plans already have been made for inaugurating aerial shipping service. So rapidly is the airship being evolved it would not be surprising to find giant aerial freighters and mammoth passenger ships of the air crossing and recrossing the continent and making regular trips between large cities, within a few years. Convention bodies which meet in California are particularly fortunate in that they have the privilege of touring this state of multiplied seas. Some stranger asks: Apple t' take a ride she felt too tired t' makes me feel as swell weddin' press buddy an' then read or two that ther as vorce," said Tell Blink Town in F Bride who killed her their honeymoon prob before he was shaved. Fifty cents' worth what it's cracked up to BE-GORRA On behalf of a whome cousins and a whole Irish neighbors who am something about it, we that Ireland is NOT for another war. In fact, our private just practicing for one. The total vote for Colonel Brookhart, in the Iowa primary, has mounted up to the proportions of the usual attendance at an Iowa picnic in Los Angeles county. It is to be hoped that efforts to bring the coal strike to an end may succeed. The public has not suffered greatly, as yet, but it would be put to great loss if the strike continued much longer. Should the membership of Congress become divided up into several "blocs," clashing and contentious, there would be less hope of obtaining wise and speedy legislation than there is at present. There is no such thing as a safe grade crossing. Some are safer than others. But all are dangerous. It would be a great boon to this country and would save hundreds of lives annually, to have crossings at grade abolished. Selfishness, as a rule, is a handicap to a man in the ordinary affairs of life. Many a person has fallen short of material success by being grasping and greedy. The most notably prosperous and successful men and women are notably generous and are given to unselfish giving and serving. Speer not at the dreams of graduates. They are sincere dreams. Perhaps these dreams, in many instances, will be wholly or partially shattered, in the start experiences of life. But the young man or the young woman who dreams exaltedly is the better for it. Better to have dreamed and not realized the dream, than not to have dreamed at all. CONTENT Sweet are the thoughts that savor of content— The quiet mind is richer than a crown Sweet are the nights in careless slumber spent— "The poor estate scorns fortune's angry frown." Such sweet content, such minds, such sleep, such bliss Beggars enjoy when prices oft do miss. The homely house that harbors quiet rest, The cottage that affords no pride or care, The mean that grees with country music best, The sweet consort of mirth and music's fare; Obscured life sets down on a type of bliss; A mind content both crown and kingdom is. —Robert Greene. TELEPATHY The next startling new scientific world will cover the telegraph wires days, to the effect that discoveries have been made causing human thought." Many scientists are too laboratories now, or they doubt that mental possible, how do you expect that cross in the mails an coincidence when people took the words out of my eyes. Every good salesman, or psychologist, is an embryo reader. There Ain't No Such FACTS ABOUT WOMEN line. In Oklahoma an escaped was found selling oil less of buying them. CANDIDATE FOR THE IVY CLUB The guy who mows his under your bedroom window in the morning. One of the most damage brought out against Rudolf Timin in his recent escape was real name is Guglielmi. Will C. Wood, state sent of schools, urges radio school students—News item. Tune in boys and remembrance teachers' broadcasts. Advance in Price Southern Counties Gas Company 8 Per Cent Preferred Stock Will Be Advanced in Price to $100.00 Per Share Effective August 1, 1922 In order to conform to the increase in prices of similar securities the Company announces an increase in the selling price of its Preferred Stock, effective Aug. 1, 1922. A Sound Investment Yielding 8% The Company will continue to sell this stock at the original price of $99 per share, cash, or $100 per share in ten equal monthly payments up to July 31, 1922. After that date the price will be increased. "The Stock with the guaranteed rate of return" Southern Counties Gas Company 238 E. Center St. Phone 166 THE ORANGE COUNTY PLAIN DEALER, ANAHEIM, CALIFORNIA New York Letter NEW YORK, June 12—New York is to have the first and only golf club in the world exclusively for women. The finks of this new and ambitious organization will be open and ready for action next season, a regulation eight-seen-hole course at Glen Head, Long Island. It is to be a true test of woman's par golf and no micre men will be able to order it cleared for their use on Saturdays, Sundays and holidays. Miss Marion Hollina, holder of the U.S. women's golf championship, and chairman of the new club, is leaving for England immediately to confer with Miss Celil Leitch and to pick up ideas from famous courses abroad. Reflection on the varying material rewards of vice and virtue if often sad. Here is an example. The New York papers yesterday carried the following contrasty paragraphs. "Butler and McArdle (fur robbers) drove up in a Stud-baker limousine — Meantime Detective Reilly, who had been following them in a Ford car..."" After all the unkind and even scathing things which are being said about us—us women, I mean—nowadays, it is considerable of a comfort to come upon Nicholas Murray, who photographs women all day long in his quaint studio down in the art centre of the city. For Mr. Murray doesn't say we are growing unsexed, nor hardened, nor shapeless, nor any of those things we've heard hurled at womankind recently. No. He says we are growing prettier! What more could anyone ask of a man than that? And not only a man but a photographer—a specialist on looks! We are getting more intelligent—cultivating our brains more, he says, and that is making us better looking; not just more intelligent looking but actually prettier than we ever were in the past. Our increased "pep," our better-working brains, our greater independence, and our out-of-doors activities have all combined be... Fifty cents' worth of ice isn't what it's cracked up to be. BE-GORRA! On behalf of a whole lot of Irish cousins and a whole community of Irish neighbors who asked us to say something about it, we wish to say that Ireland is NOT PREPARING for another war. In fact, our private theory is she's just practicing for one. EPITAPH! Here lies what's left of poor old Denny; He went and put in one raisin too many! Motto of Los Angeles auto drivers, since they arrested 8700 of them, seems to be "Good morning judge!" "Phone official says only one in 133 uses the telephone correctly; but he may mean successfully." If silence is golden, congress has enough of it on the bonus to pay the veterans. THAT LEAVES THE MEN'S HALF PERFECT Expert says 70 per cent of all talk is wasted.—News item. TELEPATHY The next startling news from the scientific world will come clicking over the telegraph wires one of these days, to the effect that "important discoveries have been made on broadcasting human thought." Many scientists are tolling in their laboratories now, or the problem. If you doubt that mental telepathy is possible, how do you explain letters that cross in the mails and the flash-incidence when people say, "You took the words out of my mouth?" Every good salesman, every expert psychologist, is an embryonic mind reader. There Ain't No Such Thing FACTS ABOUT WOMEN.—Headline. In Oklahoma an escaped lunatic as found selling oil leases instead buying them. CANDIDATE FOR THE POISON IVY CLUB The guy who mows his lawn right under your bedroom window early in the morning. One of the most damaging things ought our against Rudolph Valenno in his recent case was that his al name is Guglielmi. Will C. Wood, state superintendent of schools, argue radios for high school students.—News item. Tune in boys and remember to getachers broadcasting. Even a nickel is sometimes a good investment! Take the case of Hattie Schreiber, 16 West 114th street, for instance. When Samuel Sussman, 18 West 105th street, boarded a Madison avenue car one cold evening last year, he gave the conductor a plugged nickel. Not that he knew it had been plugged. That must be made clear or Miss Schreiber won't seem to be a good investor, after all. The conductor recognized the plugged condition, however, and rejected it and Mr. Sussman had then only a twenty dollar bill which the conductor could not change. Mr. Sussman was embarrassed. At this point the young woman appeared and delicately insisted on paying his lay. He called the next evening to return the nickel and the other day they were married. Once more do the exigencies of city life fall to destroy romance. Keeping New York City supplied with drink is a bigger job than even the bootleggers realize. The city which now drains every watershed within a radius of more than 200 miles to supply its inhabitants with a daily ration of 730,000,000 gallons or water, is searching the state for new sources of supply. Last year, we spent $169,000,000 in the construction of new reservoirs, aqueducts and tunnels to increase its supply already available. Three pieces of chalk will be given for the first answer in on which of the following sentences is correct: "Be she went?" or "Am she gone?" Reading carefully the desertion on the ablative in your Latin grammar. The man who wrote the book is dead and buried. The language is dead also. Who wishes it was buried? English literature. Page 2. What did Lydia Pinkham write, and did she write? All answers must be Our glasses mean clear sight—a clear brain. Exact adjusting and examination here. 179 W. Center St. DR W R BLAKELY OPTOMETRIST ANAMEIM CALL GRAPE The Drink that w CANDIDATE FOR THE POISON IVY CLUB The guy who mows his lawn right under your bedroom window early in the morning. One of the most damaging things ought our against Rudolph Valenzo in his recent cage was that his real name is Guglielmi. Will C. Wood, state superintendent of schools, argues radios for high school students—News item. Tune in boys and remember to get teacher's broadcasting wave and not a New Jersey fight card. This evening's home work will start on page 46. Essentials in Algaea. Solve the first 10 riddles and don't use your answer books. Low Fares Back East Round-trip tickets to be on sale Daily until August 31. Stopovers in both directions Boston ..... $158.32 Chicago ..... 86.00 New Orleans ..... 85.15 New York ..... 147.49 Philadelphia ..... 144.02 St. Louis ..... 81.50 St. Paul ..... 87.50 Washington ..... 141.56 There are similar reductions to 46 other destinations. MAKE RESERVATIONS NOW Also low round-trip rates to Pacific Coast resorts every day until September 30. D. G. MALTBY Consult your local agent for fares, reservations etc. Telephone 123 Southern Pacific Lines Three pieces of chalk will be given for the first answer in on which of the following sentences is correct: "Be she went?? or 'Am she gone?'" Reading carefully the dessertion on the ablative in your Latin grammar. The man who wrote the book is dead and buried. The language is dead also: Who wishes it was buried? English literature. Page 2. What did Lydia Pinkham write, and did she do write? All answers must be on one side of the paper only. If it takes eight months to grow a peanut, how long will it take Anaheim to get its city park developed? (This question is for the class of 1948 only). Mish Wives” Called Masterpiece of Screen Monday, June 12, 1922 Wise and Witty The test of a man is how little he whimpers when tough luck hits him. It's hard to lose a good job, but the only calamity is to lose hope. A man ought to try to get as much in his head as he has in his pocket. To be progressive, learn something today that you didn’t know yesterday. An editor’s job is to print things which he doesn’t like, but which the public does. WHAT EVER HUBBY KNOWS “How long has your wife been away?” “Oh, about a check book and a half.”—Film Fun. SHE FELT SAFE The pistol was given to him 16 years ago as a present from the widow in Brooklyn, who had no use for the weapon after her husband had died, he said.—From the N. Y. Sun. J. E. Rodden, Insurance, Phone 71, Witman, Eyesight specialist. 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