oc-plain-dealer 1922-06-02

DAILY GREETINGS TO OUR READERS 'Tis woman's smiles that lull our cares to rest, Dear woman's charms, that give to life its zest; 'Tis woman's hand that smoothes affliction's bed, Wipes the cold sweat, and stays the sinking head! —Anonymous. Reduced freight rates should bring increased prosperity. Friendship is not worthy the name, if it be not built upon sincerity. California is advancing steadily and its progress is sound and wholesome and durable. Cheerfulness and hopefulness among people lessen the duration of economic depression. Prequent mistrials in mystery murder cases do not add impressively to the majesty of the law. The greatest merchant navy in the world under the American Flag is the goal toward which this country should set its ambitions. Lord Northcliffe regards Colonel Roosevelt as the greatest man he ever met. Lord Northcliffe is a competent judge of greatness, and his estimate is worthy of respect. This country indeed would be bankrupt in patriotic sentiment if it neglected its war heroes, living or dead, and failed to remember, with gratitude, their services and sacrifices. STENOGRAPHERS SCARCE, EXPERT SAYS There is a famine that is soonly felt in the offices of the land—a famine that is a famine indeed—a dearth of women stenographers. H. B. Smith of San Francisco, one of the directors of the national employment board, says that the white-collar positions are going begging for takers—a complete reversal of conditions of a few years ago. There are two main reasons why many offices are mourning the lack of dainty divinities — girl stenographers either get married or quit stenography for some other line of work. It is said that the average office life of a woman stenographer is three years. This is no frivolous matter. It is of importance to business, industrial and professional interest. The stenographer is an important factor in the modern office. The business man, manufacturer or professional man who undertook to run an office without a stenographer or private secretary, would be handicapped hopelessly. Strenuous modern business and professional methods demand this aid. The keen mind and the swift fingers of the girl stenographer, her tact and her sweetness and amiability of disposition are invaluable in the smooth, successful conducting of an office. But there is no way of enjoining Dan Cupid—no way of shoo-ing away the office-wrecking firm of Cupid & Hymen. REVOLUTION IMPENDS IN MEXICO Revolution is probable in Mexico. The government of General Obregon seems to be confronting a serious situation. While there is trouble in the southern states of that republic, and an uprising among the Yaquis, a more or less formidable insurrece- Lord Northcliffe regards Colonel Roosevelt as the greatest man he ever met. Lord Northcliffe is a competent judge of greatness, and his estimate is worthy of respect. This country indeed would be bankrupt in patriotic sentiment if it neglected its war heroes, living or dead, and failed to remember, with gratitude, their services and sacrifices. The United States is not to be stripped bare of defenses. Its army and navy forces are to be maintained up to the point of adequacy. This is encouraging to every patriot. From the abundance of what one really is, one's hand and brain work in the affairs of life. As a savant well has said, golden duds cannot be expected to proceed from leaden instincts. The employment situation is so much bettered throughout the country that President Harding is elated over present conditions and immediate prospects. His optimism seems to be justified by conditions. Have you ever read the Constitution of the United States? Examine yourself: Can you tell, offhand, what the Fourth, Seventh and Twelfth Amendments provide? The Constitution not only is interesting, but important reading. REVOLUTION IMPENDS IN MEXICO Revolution is probable in Mexico. The government of General Obregon seems to be confronting a serious situation. While there is trouble in the southern states of that republic, and an uprising among the Yaquis, a more or less formidable insurrection is developing in the northern states. Whether or not this movement is fomented and supported from the American side of the border does not appear. The preliminary forays, however, indicate that the chief object of the "revolution" is to plunder. There is no good and sufficient reason for an armed uprising in Mexico. General Obregon has given and is giving good government. It is not perfect. But it is infinitely better than Mexico has had since the days of Porfirio Díaz. There are no tyrannies — no glaring usurpations or injustices on the part of the Obregon government, such as might justify an armed insurrection. It is to be hoped that there may be no fostering of insurrection from this side of the border. America and Americans should abstain consistently from meddling in the domestic affairs of the neighbor republic—particularly should refrain from aiding or abetting any revolutionary movement. Dear Friends In Anaheim: Just a word to let you know that I have come back to stay. WHO Helen Somers WHAT Public Stenographer WHEN June 5, 1922 WHERE 130 West Center Street Now that we are well acquainted I wish to impress upon your minds that it is my intention to render efficient and accurate stenographic service to companies, stores and individuals in Anaheim. I THANK YOU Telephone 74 Now that we are well acquainted I wish to impress upon your minds that it is my intention to render efficient and accurate stenographic service to companies, stores and individuals in Anaheim. I THANK YOU Telephone 74 BRADLEY'S 100% PURE PAINT SOLD SUBJECT TO CHEMICAL ANALYSIS FORMULA ON CAN "THE PAINTER KNOWS— that Bradley's 100% Pure Paint spreads further, lasts longer and costs less per job than ordinary paints. The element of uncertainty is removed when you buy Bradley's 100% Pure Paint. You AB-SOLUTELY KNOW that it contains only pure white lead, pure zinc oxide, pure linseed oil, turpentine, turpentine dryer, and nothing else. Ask the painter. The painter knows. MR. H. N, WHITE 142 E. Center St. Anaheim, Calif. BRADLEY-WISE PAINT CO. MAKERS OF 100% PURE PAINT LOS ANGELES, CAL. NEW YORK LETTER NEW YORK, June 2. — Not in many, many years, at least, have the streets of New York City been such a riot of color as they are this spring. Visitors from California used to shiver at the "gloom of our dark blue serge." "You think you have to be positively dreary to be smart and correct," they have told me many times. I hope a lot of them are in town to see us his year! Rose, hellotrope, blues of every shade — except our, old time "navy" — yellow, orange, jade green, oh! everything that is bright and radiant and that makes the crowns of girls and women look like a great moving flower garden! I believe it's good for us, too. I'm almost inclined to believe that the financiers of the country got the costumeurs into a secret session and whispered to them that they held in their hands the key to our "return to normalcy" to cheer, to prosperity. It certainly does make you feel though the world is a gayer, happier, more prosperous place than it does when black and navy blue are the only colors in sight. Let's give thanks for the tweed suits or whatever it was that brought in this reign of vivid colors for the street! The diet-enthusiasts need no longer stand in dread of hotel meals — when he eats in his own hotel. When the management of the Hotel Commonwealth, the big co-operative enterprise in New York, searched around for other details of hotel life which might be left to the dictation of its owner-guests, it remembered the diet-difficulties which seem to engross a considerable portion of our population in these rushing days. Calories, vitamins,—all these imposing things which were unknown to past generations must be taken account of now. Consequently on the hotel menus will be various little group-meals, intended for the man or child whose digestion of temperament needs special attention. That thus plan will not only work for the health of the Commonwealth patrons, but will impress them still more with We are growing quite continental. At the races at Belmont Park last week, a group of models paraded in the last word of American and Parisian designers, just as they do in France. Our smartest society is crowding to Belmont this season in greater numbers and with more apparent enthusiasm than they have shown in severla seasons. Reform from within is evidently effective when it's tried. A group of actors were so offended by what they and the dramatic critics called a flagrantly indecent dance in a production which opened here recently, that they went to the director and demanded it be changed. They protestd their objection to being a part of any performance in which the dance was given as it was. Their demand was granted immediately and the dance made unobjectionable. "The Rotters" is the latest theatrical opening of this off-season. It is an English play by H. M. Maltby and is being presented at the Thirty ninth street Theatre. It is well-played, with Harry Corson Clarke in the leading role, but as a play, it is only so-so. The new edition of the Ziegfeld Follies will be presented at the New Amsterdam Theatre early in June. COMMUNION No circumstance of death shall part us 'twain; My love for thee is not for but a day; But sometime, somehow, ever and for aye, Mine arms shall hold thee to mine own again. Time shall not enter into love's domain; Men, creeds and worlds and gods, in grim array. Like chaff before the storm, shall sweep away. What a Little Lipprint Will Do The report that men are using lipsticks was probably caused by the girls using lipsticks. "The world is a mass of jelly," says a British lecturer. Yes, and in a pickle. Gold fish make fine pets, because they never get under your feet. Buying new trousers to match an old coat is getting more difficult every year, eh, fellers? EXCUSED A juryman petitioned the court to be excused. "I owe a man twenty-five dollars that I borrowed, and as he is leaving town today for some years I want to catch him before he gets to his train and pay him the money," he said. "You are excused," the judge answered coldly. "I don't want anybody on the jury who can lie like you!" —Boston Pest. The Smallest Courtroom on Record "Try Trainmen in Whiskey Case." —Healine. "Women's skirts," says James H. Stone, editor of the Shoe Retailer. "have reached their highest altitude." Maybe so, Jim, but a lot of girls still cling to the slogan, "Pike's Peak or Bust." AN OPPORTUNITY ALWAYS LOOKS BIGGER COMING THAN GOING. Don't you worry. The steel company and railroad presidents will give a little dinner in 1924 and somebody else will have to promise to be good. Somebody should sell our weatherman some stock in a straw hat company. Well, fellers! Don't give the bride away! Example of Keen Imagination One reason we're glad that railroad rates are to be reduced is this: For every penny that rates went up, 10 were added to the prices we paid for the commodities carried. And now, for every cent taken off the rates 10 cents will be taken off the prices. EYES RIGHT When the power of close observation becomes feeble or nearly paralyzed—goodbye to opportunities! Without a keen and unlagging sense of observation, success is elusive, or, if already achieved, slips from one's grasp. Force yourself to become interested in every detail of life. Develop of its owner-guests, it remembered the diet-difficulties which seem to engross a considerable portion of our population in these rushing days. Calories, vitamins,—all these imposing things which were unknown to past generations must be taken account of now. Consequently on the hotel menu will be various little group-meals, intended for the man or child whose digestion temperament needs special attention. That thus plan will not only work for the health of the Commonwealth patrons, but will impress them still more with the fact that they do own the hotel and can dictate what they get out of it, is the idea of those in charge of the enterprise. Donald Carl Sharpsteen has gone the Lucy Stone League one better. That organization declares only that a woman should keep her own name after she is married. Donald has given up his and taken his wife's. In his petition filed with the supreme court to allow his change of name, it is pointed out that the legally-named Mrs. Sharpsteen, who was Miss Relda Ryper before her marriage, holds real estate under her maiden name and has transacted all business in that way and wishes to continue to do so; and apparently the couple agree that it is better for husband and wife to have the same name whatever it may be. Inconsistencies are an expected part of life. But the committee in charge of an anti-child-labor organization's entertainment was started the other day by having an offer of the services of two six-year-old song and dance prodigies to help with the show. It does seem a bit incongruous, but the parents of the children or their managers evidently saw nothing inappropriate in such a billing. There will certainly be a monument raised at some time to one John Swanson, Jersey City landlord. He has bought and remodeled an apartment house, in which apartments can be taken ONLY by families with children. One child is a passport but more entitle the parents to greater consideration. Mr. Swanson has even gone so far as to offer $50 for the first girl baby born in the house, and $100 for the first boy. With 35 faffiles having leased apartments in the building, and with one child, at least, in each family, and in most of them, several, the perambulator question was serious. The halls were packed with them the first week. So Mr. Swanson took over the house next door and made it into a perambulator garage and playroom. No circumstance of death shall part us 'twain; My love for thee is not for but a day; But sometime, somehow, ever and for aye, Mine arms shall hold thee to mine own again. Time shall not enter into love's domain; Men, creeds and worlds and gods, in grim array; Like chaff before the storm, shall sweep away. And death shall die. But love, our King, shall reign. Somewhere, between the black, abysmal night That broods in silence, endless and profound Below the thunders of the seventh hell. Anr heaven utmost high, celestial height Where perfect love by perfect peace is crowned. My soul shall find thee, and the rest is well. —Kendall Banning, in Literary Digest. One should work earnestly, loyalty and faithfully while one works. And when one plays, one should play with all the body, mind and soul, so as to get rest and rejuvenation from the play. Take this resolve with you when you go off vacant. EYES RIGHT When the power of close observation becomes feeble or nearly paralyzed—goodbye to opportunities! Without a keen and unlagging sense of observation, success is elusive, or, if already achieved, slips from one's grasp. Force yourself to become interested in every detail of life. Develop thereby, your powers of observation and analysis. Like flabby muscles, they can be trained into strength. Observation is the key to success—also the handcuffs that prevent youth slipping away from you. Witman, Eyesight specialist. 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Judging from the plums the Old Guardians are putting on women for the results in Indiana and Pennsylvania, the men might as well, first as last, quit trying to hiten their wives up to the old party machines and "make 'em do as they darned please," politically. Dandelions are in bloom and noses will be later. Brunswick JUNE Brunswick Records —ON SALE TODAY— OPERATIC 50013 2.00 [Flagland—Ballafella]—"Che voie d'angell!" (Ye Birds Without Number) Act I (Leoncavalio) Soprano, in Italian Carmen—Je dis que rien ne m'épouvante (Micela's Air) Act III (Biset), Soprano, in French... Florence Easton CONCERT 15028 1.00 [My Dreams (Weatherly-Tostl)] Tenor... Mario Chamles Parted (Weatherly-Tostl) Tenor... Mario Chamles Roses in June (Bingham-German) Tenor... Theo Karle It Is Only a Tiny Golden (Glanville-Wood) Tenor... Theo Karle When the Roses Bloom (In the Time of Rosees) (Relchardt) Soprano... Marie Tiffany Nightingale Song (Rochar-Zeller) Bird Voices by Margaret McKee; Soprano... 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