oc-plain-dealer 1922-05-27

The Orange County Plain Dealer An Independent Newspaper, Issued Every Afternoon Except Sunday R. W. ERNEST, Manager PAUL V. HESTER, Editor Subscriptions rate—In No. Orange-co: Per yr. 72; six months $1.75 Entered at the Postoffice at Anaheim, Cal., a second-class matter A standing army runs into big appropriations. Many a shoe is smaller than the foot inside of it. It is dangerous to talk back to your wife. She might hear you. Trouble with setting a thief to catch a thief is they go off together. Anatomy on the screen supplies a thrill with a second-hand flavor. Your system is full of laughs—let them escape. Nothing lives unless there is a reason why it should not die. If you have no business, you won't be very long. The vanity of women is the druggists' hope and salvation. "Women always pay" — headline. Not when she can have it charged. Justice isn't blind when a good-looking murderer is being tried. Only thing some people save for a rainy day isermatism. Many a politician's platform isn't strong enough to run on. The greatest hazard in golf is lying about your score. Doyle says people are straight in the next world. What else could one expect on the spirit level? When a man writes that he is putting up at a New York hotel you can bet he is putting down. It is probably the evil influence of the flapper that makes so many mothers act like ore. FIGHTING FOOD GRIPS GEORGIA SENATOR Senator Ted Watson is read-headed and he is from Georgia. The combination of sunset-hued hair and Southern blond seems to have brewed a torrid temper in this case. Mr. Watson, who has created more than one scene since he went to the Senate, stirred in a big commotion by quarreling, a loud voice, in the Senate chamber with Senator Phipps of Colorado, our some Georgia post-office appointments. Adjourning to the hall outside the chamber, but still within hearing of the Senate, the fiery Georgian said to the Colorado Senator: "If you step down off that step I'll knock your face in with my fist!" Language no at all Chesterfieldian. There are one who think that it is language not becoming to a United States Senator. Mr. Watson, however, is a law unto himself. He goes into eruption frequently, and the lava of his heated language overflows into usually are one hot-tempered proceedings. Senators day, was of nature and kept roar much of before and since petrels in Set Senator Watts the petreling rah in an oo where the ON MEMO-Severe Have you little one, or out, dust it off furl it on May. Every home should display, even though it be but a tiny one. This small flung to the breezes put homes, is one of the most impressive and inspiring features of这座住宅。 Lawyer—"Now with me. Are guilty?" Client—"I am g Lawyer—"Ah, shall be able to act can Legion Weekly It's said Will Hear a day. Maybe that tells his wife. Some politicians into the ring don't to their hats. AS A MEANS Betty—My papa liecman. Nellie—That's n a walking policemen The greatest hazard in golf is lying about your score. Doyle says people are straight in the next world. What else could one expect on the spirit level? When a man writes that he is putting up at a New York hotel you can bet he is pitting down. It is probably the evil influence of the flapper that makes to many mothers act like are. A man often gets knocked cold while taking a drink to warm up. In London the have temporary movable homes. Many of our lawns are secure, but not movable. ALIENS SOON TURN INTO GOOD AMERICANS The assimilable, susceptible European immigrant who comes to America with honest purpose to become a citizen of this country soon is Americanized. Some instances of this nature are truly phenomenal and inspiring. For example: S. Dabinski, a Polish immigrant who knew no English when he arrived in New York one year ago, has been awarded the bronze medal offered annually by the National Society of Colonial Dames for the best patriotic essay. His subject was "George Washington." Think of it! A foreigner, who could not speak a word of English, in one year transformed into an English speaking American, with enough knowledge of the language and of American history and enough patriotic fervor to take a prize for an essay in competition with others! This illustrates the wonders achieved by the American melting pot. WANTED SALESMAN We need two more high grade, thoroughly experienced salesmen. Tractors and farm implements. Must be capable of selling full line; horse drawn implements as well as tractors and implements. We want only experienced practical men know their business and can talk intelligently with ranch-write or call. I. Railsback Company 115 South Los Angeles Los Angeles, Cal. I. Railsback Company 115 South Los Angeles Los Angeles, Cal. visit our display of THERS Our T We Have W N. Los Angeles Phone Citruc er dus- automotive exhibits Pacific Coast even feature exhibits packers and civic organization illuminated by the hand in this State. chamber of Commerce br day; Los Angeles Ti and evening concerts b events; children u THE ORANGE COUNTY PLAIN DEALER, ANAHEIM, CALIFORNIA New York Letter by Lacey Jeannie Price NEW YORK, May 27.—New York artists who particularly love Manhattan Island—the real New York—are moving over to Brooklyn, just because they do so love Manhattan. Led by Joseph Pennell, a group of the serious artists of the city are taking apartments high up from the street over in Brooklyn Heights, one of the closest points to this lively borough. For from their windows there, they can see our sky line and our buildings and even our streets as would be impossible from any other point. So windows in Brooklyn facing toward Manhattan have become the desired goal of our art colony. New Yorkers are the greatest meat eaters in the world, according to John Doheny of the U.S. Bureau of Markets, who insists that we completely outdo the "Beef-eating British." "The per capita consumption of meat in Greater New York is estimated at three-fifths of a pound a day, or 215 pounds a year, as contrasted with one-half pound a day for the rest of the country," said Mr. Doheny. In one work, New Yorkers eat 20,000 cattle, 50,000 sheep and lambs, 22,000 calves, besides vast quantities of pork and pork products. A Barnard College girl had her hair bobbed while her mother was in Europe. When mother and daughter met at the steamship pier, they gazed at each other for a full minute; then—"Your hair! Your beautiful hair!" screamed the mother. "What will your grandmother say when she sees you with bobbed hair?" The girl remained completely calm under the attack and retorted. "And what will she say when she sees your skirts?" Was Kippling right about the female of the species? I was chatting with the woman detective in one of our large and gayer hotels the other day when she left me abruptly and disappeared into the crowd. "I saw two girls whom I thought were trying to speak to two men they didn't Comments on What Editors NICK CARTER, THE UNIVERSITY In its contributions to world literature the genius of the Anglo-Saxon during the last thirty years has most successfully expressed itself in the person of the detective. By far the best known character of British fiction the world over is Sherlock Holmes, and the best known character of American fiction is Nick Carter, whose author grew weary of his task yesterday after following his hero's career through more than thirty years and more than 30,000,000 words. Long before the war Nick Carter was simultaneously a delight and a problem in Germany, for example, where boys were stirred by the Cypress News CYPRESS, May 27.(Spl.)—Work is progressing nicely on the foundation to the new school building. There is a car of sand on the tracks now and most of the forms are set, so the foundation will be complete in the next few days. The tile for the walls is on the ground. Cypress will soon be sporting a new school house. Maxwell Cawthon from Coachella is visiting with his mother, Mrs. J. C. Cawthon for a few days. Max is a successful well man of the Coachella valley. The Cypress boys have called off their baseball game scheduled with the married men for next Sunday. They will play Los Alamitos instead. They expect the practice will aid them in defeating the married men the Sunday following. Morning Folks: The June graduate is with us. New frocks, new shoes new suits, gee but Dad's pocketbook is feeling the strain. If Dad's paternal pride were not all puffed up he would make an awful fuss, but as it is he foots the bills and explains how John or Mary is sure to be a success. Of all the graduates the college graduate is the most favored, for a goodly percent of them... It’s said Will Hays works 20 hours a day. Maybe that’s just what Will tells his wife. Some politicians throwing their hats into the ring don’t care what happens to their hats. AS A MEANS OF ESCAPE Betty—My papa is a mounted policeman. Nellie—That’s no better than being a walking policeman. Betty—Yes, it is. He can get away faster when there is trouble. VERY CLOSE “Did you say your husband is fond of those clinging gowns?” “Yes, very. He likes one to cling to me for about five years.” They have appropriated $500,000 to catch war grenades. That’s about 10 cents per graffit. NO, NO, NANCY! CHICAGO, May 27. Fawney this Lady Astor was telling how long creeps into one’s vocabulary and sticks there. “I practically lived with the soldiers at our hospital at Cliveden for five years,” she said. “Naturally I picked up some of their expressions, and sometimes they show up in my conversation. “I remember talking to Lord Balfour one time, and saying I did not like a certain person. “Why not?” he asked. “Because he has no guts,” I said. “Naturally he looked at me in amazement.” EXCEPT FROM AN AMATEUR’S SCENARIO SYNOPSIS “If SUMMER COMES”—Maurice Sword falls in love with another woman, but not being a movie star he can’t marry her. However, like a movie star, he forgets all about his wife— “There is no greater deceler in the world than liquor,” says Lady Astor, which shows she never drank any near-beer. In Cincinnati, six robbers blew two safes and got $25,000. Police think robbery was the motive. A six-toed cat has some seven-toed kittens. They won’t need more than four or five lives. Was Kippling right about the female of the species? I was chatting with the woman detective in one of our large and gayer hotels the other day when she left me abruptly and disappeared into the crowd. “I saw two girls whom I thought were trying to speak to two men they didn’t know,” she explained upon her return. “And if you saw a man trying to speak to a girl in the same unintroduced way would you get equally martial about it?” I asked. “Oh, no,” she replied. “Of course we don’t approve of that either, but it isn’t so bad because the girls know enough to look out for themselves and the men don’t.” Gloria Caruso, the two year old daughter of Enrico Caruso, has shown such marked appreciation and memory of music that her mother intends to begin her musical training as soon as she has reached the age of four. She has definite hopes that Gloria may become as great a singer as her father, the Incomparable. COURAGE Into a brown wood flew a brown bird. In the winter time; The sky was dark with snow unfallen. The leaves were bent with rime. Once north he flew, once south he flew. He perched in a naked tree. He took into the dreary dusk. And whistled merrily. William Alexander Percy. WISE AND WITTY SAYINGS SAYINGS IN BRIEF How to get a raise is the male problem; how to keep thin, the female. In Boston, a neighbor’s rent was cut because a landlord’s baby cried at night. Atta baby! A Chinaman named Chow can jump nearly 22 feet. Probably a result of the Japs keeping the Chinese on the jump. No use “marrying for love” until you find out what love is. MORNING FOLKS: The June graduate is with us. New frocks, new shoes new suits, gee but Dad’s pocketbook is feeling the strain. If Dad’s paternal pride were not all puffed up he would make an awful fuss, but as it is he foots the bills and explains how John or Mary is sure to be a success. Of all the graduates the college graduate is the most favored, for a goodly percent of them have fitted themselves for vocations suitable to their gifts. Yet we find many M.D.’s and surgeons that should have been mechanics and engineers that should have been D.D.s. From the high schools come a great army of young people that have natural trends or gifts which they kill to enter the business world. They feel that they have not the time or money to fit themselves for their natural walk of life, but they must make money and we see them enter into fields absolutely repulsive to them. They may make a parcial success, but how much more of a success would they have made if they would have followed and cultivated their natural abilities. Would Edison have made a success out of the grocery business, perhaps so, just the ordinary hand to mouth kind. All down through the ages the men of great success were those that loved their work or in other words followed their natural abilities. With the present school facilities no young person can be cheated out of any goal they wish. If they would but forget the money craze and build for contentment, contentment in attaining an education for a vocation for which nature had fitted them, there would be far less failures and much more happiness as this old world of yours. You’re—SARGUM SPROUT. ANAHEIM GIRL CLIMBS FAST Miss Edith Simpson was a guest last evening of her father, Bert is Simpson. Miss Simpson, 22, is a graduate of Anaheim high school and of U.S.C. with a B.A. degree. Next month she will receive her master’s degree from U.S.C. While taking the heavy work leading up to this degree she has been principal of the Los Angeles juvenile home and of the Los Angeles city jail school. Next year she will also be principal of the Clara Barton Home with a large corps of teachers under her. A small calibre repeating rifle that can be quickly converted into a target pistol or a pocket firearm is the invention of a noted European explorer. It has been figured that it required 62,000 clover blossoms to produce a pound of honey that a bee must make 2,750,000 journeys to carry to its hive. A six-toed cat has some seven-toed kittens. They won't need more than four or five lives. No use "marrying for love" until you find out what love is. TIRES! Para-Bell Tires Size Special Bell Cord N.S.Fabric 6000 Miles N.S.Fabric 7000 Miles 10,000 Miles 30x3 $7.85 $9.30 $ 30x3½ $9.25 11.50 $16.50 32x3½ 12.20 14.60 21.00 31x4 13.80 16.00 23.50 32x4 16.20 19.35 26.75 32x4 17.00 20.35 27.60 34x4 17.30 20.80 28.40 32x4½ $38.50 34x4½ $35.10 35x5 $41.70 35x5 $43.75 Bell tires are large in size, attractive in appearance, and are backed by one of the best equipped and most up-to-date factories in Ohio. They are giving service equal to any tire on the market and gaining new friends every day. The Reliable Tire Co. 147 South Los Angeles Street Plain Results Phone 379-J R.N.Mendon SUMMER OF THE PRESS What Editors Are Saying RITTER, THE UNIVERSAL—New York Evening Post solutions to world literati of the Anglo-Saxon thirty years has most impressed itself in the detective. By far the character of British fiction is Nick Carter; over is Sherlock the best known character; a fiction is Nick Carr; or grew weary of his after following his heath more than thirty more than 30,000,000 before the war Nick multitaneously a delight in Germany, for exam- were stirred by the Press News Day 27.(Spl.)—Work nicely on the founda-school building. There on the tracks now forms are set, so the be complete in the The tile for the walls Cypress will soon new school house. athon from Coachella his mother, Mrs. J. C. few days. Max is a man of the Coachella boys have called off same scheduled with him for next Sunday. Los Alamitos Instead. practice will aid the married men wing. uate is with us. New new suits, gee but look is feeling the paternal pride were he would make an as it is he foots the how John or Mary success. graduates the college most favored, for a because off his world-wide mass appeal these must have been genius in Nick Carter, who has been read by his tens of millions. BUENA PARK MACHINE SHOP GENERAL BLACKSMITHING We install and repair deep well pumps; also repair tractors and gas engines; acetylene welding. We aim to please. See us for prices. We give prompt service. GEO. W. HAWKINS J. H. JOHNSON Proprietors Auto Accessories of MERIT Gabriel Snubbers McQuay-Norris Piston Rings Goodyear Tires, Hartford Tires, etc. of MERIT Gabriel Snubbers McQuay-Norris Piston Rings Goodyear Tires, Hartford Tires, etc. NENNO & BOCK EVERYTHING FOR THE AUTO 145 S. 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