oc-plain-dealer 1922-05-10

The Orange County Plain Dealer An Independent Newspaper, Issued Every Afternoon Except Sunday R. W. ERNEST, Manager PAUL V. HESTER, Editor Subscription rate—In No. Orange-co: Per yr. $2; six months $1.76 Entered at the Postoffice at Anaheim, Cal., as second-class matter DAILY GREETINGS TO OUR READEERS There are two souls whose equal flow In gentle streams so calmly run, That when they part—they part! ah, no! They cannot part—their souls are one. Barton. Indiana has set the political leaders in stewing. America's economic interest in Europe would be heightened and sustained by prompt payment of interest by Europe to America. Cheer up; it is the open season for strawberry shortcake, and the watermelon season will soon open. What more is left to be desired? Honor the mothers! God has given the world no more precious gift, except His Son. Observe Mothers' Day with due reverence for an appreciation of motherhood. Memorial Day comes soon. With its coming should be the spirit of reverential regard for the heroic dead. The day should be observed decorously, as befits the memoralizing of those who gave their lives in the sacred name of patriotism. Tampering with jurors or prospective jurors, with purpose to influence improperly the course of legal justice, should be dealt with rigorously. This is a high crime against society which should be discounted by relentless punishment of the guilty. GREAT BETTERMENT IN ECONOMIC WAY The most favorable and encouraging industrial report in a long time comes officially from Secretary of Labor Davis. The country rapidly is becoming dotted with white spots, economically, with very dark spots. Unemployment, the country over, is lessening steadily. The extensive building program in New York and other large cities is helping greatly in this. And "the farm situation is decidedly encouraging," says Secretary Davis. The demand for farm help from all sections of the country is cited as indicative of the optimistic attitude of the farmer. With better times and a more careful outlook for him, the farmer will employ more labor. New York and New England report improved industrial conditions. From the Middle West and other sections also come gratifying reports. There are not exaggerated announcements, manufactured to brighten a desperate situation. They are as accurate as it is possible for Federal departments to make them. They show unmistakable advancement toward economic normality. They denote industrial and business recovery on an extensive scale, which gives promise of being permanent. BOOK PROJECTED THAT IS VICIOUS Peggy Hopkins Joyce — whose name has appeared frequently in the sensational press, anent her mismatings with very rich men — announces her intention of writing a book to bear the title, "My Life With My Millionaire Husbands." Memorial Day comes soon. With its coming should be the spirit of reverential regard for the heroic dead. The day should be observed decorously, as befits the memorializing of those who gave their lives in the sacred name of patriotism. Tampering with jurors or prospective jurors, with purpose to influence improperly the course of legal justice, should be dealt with rigorously. This is a high crime against society which should be discounted by relentless punishment of the guilty. The air is the realm of marvels today. It is in the air that the most wonderful achievements are being made. Not only in aeronautics, but in radio development, amazing things are being accomplished. The atmosphere is becoming the domain of man, as much as the sea and the land. Should there ever be a reunion of the girls to whom the Prince of Wales is said to have been engaged, they would fill a large hall. It is a shame that a wholesome, manly young prince, of the type of the heir to the British throne, should be the victim of so many idle, groundless rumors. The people are interested in politics this year. But not in just the way that the politicians and candidates are. The people want something substantial for their own benefit—something to relieve the burdens of taxation; something to set the wheels of industry going; something to bring about economic normality. The party, and the candidate offering these things in such manner as to convince the people of their sincerity will draw big support at the polls this year. Europe must not expect the United States to become involved in its domestic affairs. European politics is for Europe, not for America, or the rest of the world. This Nation wisely makes no political alliance with any foreign power. When Europe composes its political controversies and gets ready to talk economic restoration in earnest, free from political complications and entanglements, the United States will be ready to meet it halfway. BOOK PROJECTED THAT IS VICIOUS Peggy Hopkins Joyce — whose name has appeared frequently in the sensational press, anent her mismatings with very rich men — announces her intention of writing a book to bear the title, "My Life With My Millionaire Husbands." She is quoted as saying that in this work she will tell the world how she captivated three millionaires, what she did to them, and what she thinks of them, since she has separated from them. No such book should be published. And should it be published, it should be under positive disapproval of all decent persons. This notorious woman, about whose dubious career the less said the better, has no message of cleanliness or purify or inspiration for the women and girls of this country. A book such as she announces as forthcoming, would be inherently bad and its influence would be vicious. CONCILIATORY SPIRIT IS IN EVIDENCE There is a spirit of conciliation abounding among the great nations—a new spirit with good omen of lasting peace and understanding. It is the spirit that prompts nations to say to each other, when they have differences: "Come, let us reason together!" They are coming together and reasoning, and the good fruits of this are evident in the monumental work of the Arms Conference. This is an impressive demontration of what can be done through the processes of friendly negotiation and calm reasoning. It is sure to be followed by other great international conferences and from these collaborations should come other marked advances along the pathways of peace. It should be a matter of comparatively short time to wean the Old World away from its archaic and menacing secret diplomacy, and to impel it to accept the open, candid diplomacy of the New World. THEIR EXPERIENCE CAN YOUR GUIDE Their Experience Can Your Guide Experienced car buyers today consider three important when they get ready to buy— First—to select a car of proved merits that is produced, by a stable manufacturer; Second—to deal with a local concern which by square and businesslike methods has proved itself worth of confidence; Third—to know that the local dealer has an efficient service department and a stock of replacement parts to enable him to give prompt and satisfactory attention to owner whenever service is needed. The nation-wide approval of the Ford car and this organization locally, fully meet the requirmentful buyer. Keep this in mind when you are thinking of George Dunto SALES AND SERVICE Cor. Los Angeles and Adele Sts. Amalie Oils—Hassler Shock Absor THE ORANGE COUNTY PLAIN DEALER, ANAHEIM, CALIFORNIA Abe Marlin POST OFFICE ONLY DRIVE SLOW We'll all know when times get good without readin' it in the' newspapers. Ther used t' nearly allus be a woman in th' case, but now it's a girl. Town in Review MISJUDGED HIM Stage Manager—All ready; run up the curtain! New Stage Hand—Say. what do you think I am, a squirrel?—Froth. BELL POLISHER — A Beasel Hound who likes to linger in the vestibule at 1 a.m. BIG HEARTED — Complimentary adjective describing a young man who supplies the cigarets. BISCUIT — A pettable Barlow or Beasel, a game Flapper. BLAAH — Apple Sauce, anything that is no good. BLOUSE—To leave or take the FOURTH A Kern Cycle BICYCLE Anaheim, Cal. Saturday, The Best and Largest Bicycle Held Under the Sanction of the Amateur the Rules of the A THE 10-MILE COURSE—West Center and Lemon St. west to Anaheim. RULES—Roadracing rules of National Cycling Association will go rider. In case of accident remove bicycle as quickly as possible. ENTRANCE FEE—All contestants must pay fifty cents entrance fee must have your entry in on time. The following prizes are donated: Gold Watch Set—New Departure MYg. Co. Gold Watch—Eclipse Machine Co. Medal—Davis Sewing Machine Co. Gold Medal—Cycle Trades of America, Inc. Racing Saddle—Pearson's Mfg. Co. Handle Bars—Chicago Handle Bar Co. Silver Medal—Cycle Trades of America. Bronze Medal—Cycle Trades of America. Bicycle Pump—Bridgeport Brass Co. LIST 10-Mile Road Race. ½-Mile Carrier Boys’ Race. Quarter Mile Bicycle Race. WHAT IS whose currently in ment her ath men—of writing "My Life husbands." that in thfs world how millionaires, what she has sepabe publishpublished, it misapproval this notorise dubious better, has is or purify women and book such worthcoming, and its inconciliation great nations good omen of standing. It rupts nations when they come, let us are coming g, and the evident in of the Arms demontsradone through ny negotiation It is sure to great internation from these come other ing the pathuld be a matshort time to away from its secret diploto accept the way of the New BELL POLISHER — A Beasel Hound who likes to linger in the vestibule at 1 a.m. BIG HEARTED — Complimentary adjective describing a young man who supplies the cigarets. BISCUIT — A pettable Barlow or Beasel, a game Flapper. BLAAH — Apple Sauce, anything that is no good. BLOUSE — To leave or take the air. PLOW THE JOINT — To Blouse in a hurry. BOFFOS — Dollars, berries or jack. BOILER FACTORY — An undesirable boy or girl. BOOK LEGGER — A man who deals in suppressed novels, sold mostly to Dumb-Bells. BOZARK — A stupid girl. My hat is off To Sarah Duff; She doesn't talk This flapper stuff. WANTED TO BE SURE A page-boy went through the lobby of a big Washington hotel, crying, "Mr. Matteossian, Mr. Matteosian." A short fat man sitting in a corner with a 'cello under his arm, responded: "Vot initial, please?" Just as this generation was learning to sleep on Pullman cars, there comes an announcement that the porters are being taught to sing for passengers. May flowers bring June weddings. VACATION NOTE Some men tell their wives everything that happens, and some tell them even more than that. "Many a highbrow's mustache looks like a low brow," says Li'l Whiff Whiff, the office sniff. SHE TRIED TO FIND OUT Mrs. Knott — From what one reads in the papers one-half the world doesn't know how the other half wee. Mr. Knott — Well, that's no fault of yours, is it? LIST 10-Mile Road Race. ½-Mile Carrier Boys' Race. Quarter Mile Bicycle Race. One Mile Class B, 13 years old and under. ENTRANCE LIMITED TO Also Fifty Prizes Don BICYCLE STREET PRIZES—Many prizes will be awarded for pity the youngest rider pedaling his own machine; best decorated boy’s wheel; best Charlie Chaplin Bicycle Parade at 9:00 A.M. We want our KERN CYCLE CO., Anaheim: Herewith find 50 cents for which enter me in the Ten Mile Road Race and Bicycle Event, May 13 in which I wish to take part, and will provide care to avoid accidents. Will obey Racing Rule of the N. C. A. I hereby agree to release all parties connected with this contest from liability for damages sustained by myself or caused by my bicycle. A Bicycle Celebration for Every 8 o'Clock TOMORROW Thursday MADAME T. M. MAKE Existence Can Be Guide to consider three important factors A car of proved merit, used by a stable mana local concern care and businesslike proved itself worthy; The local dealer has service department, of replacement parts, to give prompt and attention to owners service is needed. The Ford car and the standing of may meet the requirements of the You are thinking of buying a car. Dunton ND SERVICE Sts. Phone 263 Massler Shock Absorbers 8 o'Clock TOMORROW Thursday MADAME T. M. MAKEN JANE A. SCULLY Authorities on the Subject of Success ODD FELL Practical The Most Gripping and Prairie Which No Man or Woman What is your life and personality worth to you? SATISFIED with YOURSELF? HAPPY HEALTHY — ATTRACTIVE — MAGNIFICIOUS All these and more you can obtain by studying nothing hinder you from hearing these lectures May 11, Every Evening 8 o'clock FOURTH ANNUAL Bicycle Company CLE RACES Saturday, May 13, 192, 9 A. M. Great Bicycle Race in Southern California In the Amateur Bicycle League of America, and subject to Rules of the A. B. L. of America Lemon St. west to Garden Grove Road, North to Oranthorpe, East to Placentia avenue and riding Association will govern. Taking pace from a mcycle or automobile will disqualify a bicycle as quickly as possible to side of road or street make repairs or adjustments. Fifty cents entrance fee and have entries in by May. If you want to ride in races you Pair Pedals—Torrington Co., Standard Plant Pair Tires—Federal Rubber Co. Pair Tires—Pennsylvania Rubber Co. Gas Lamp—C. M. Hall Lamp Co. Pair Tires—Flsk Rubber Co. Bicycle Chain—Diamond Chain Mfg. Co. Set Wrenches—Frank Mossberg Co. 20th Century Lamp—Stevens & Co. Pair Sampson Tires—Mead Cycle Co. Racing Rims—American Wood Rim Co. H—Bevin Mfg. Co. Id Veneer Mop—Buffalo Specialty Co. Ble Bars—Kelley Handle Bar Co. Stick Pin Set—Hendee Mfg. Co. Cyclometer—Veeder Mfg. Co. Mud Guard Braces—International Stamping Co. B. Model Horn—Selss Mfg. Co. LIST OF EVENTS Free for One Mile ce. Quarter 2 Boys' Scramble. 100 Yardw Race. LIST OF EVENTS Free for Race. One Mile ce. Race. Quarter e Boys' Scramble. Years old and under. 100 Yardw Race. CE LIMITED TO NORTHERN ORAE COUNTY. Prizes Donated by KeiCycle Co. BICYCLE STREET PARADE 9:00 M. Be awarded for parade features, am which are: For the oldest rider; his own machine; best decorated girl's el; best decorated lady's wheel; best Charlie Chaplin, etc., etc. M. We want every one in tow with a bicycle to be in parade ENTRY BLANK (n): Or which enter me in Bicycle Event, May part, and will use events. Will obey the all parties connected ability for damages susby my bicycle. (Sig.) Name Address Last race Handicapested... Time of course... Make bic... Weight... Gear... Age... Weight... lbs. Height... Celebration for Everybody. Rad all kinds, Lots of Fun. TOMORROW GHT 8 o'Clock Thursday, My 11th ME T. M. MAKARA, Notepean Lecturer TOMORROW GHT 8 o'Clock Saturday, My 11th AME T. M. MAKARA, Notepaper Lecturer AND ANE A. SCULLY, Expert PsMental Analyst Object of Successful Living, Open a Series of FREE LECTURES at ODD FELLOWS H AIAHEIM ONActical Psychology ing and Practical thing of this Age! Something No Man or Woman Afford to Pass Up! Personality worth to YOURSEIr FAMILY and the COMMUNITY? Are you SELF? HAPPY about your FUTURE? Are you ACTIVE — MAGNETIC — Are you a SUCCESSFUL PARENT? Can obtain by studying Psy. Make your life what you want it to be. Let hearing these lectures. It is the biggest opportunities of your life. July 11, 113 & 14th You Are Cordially Invited