oc-plain-dealer 1922-02-17

because the 1922 Studebaker has —endurance —economy —comfort —flexibility —beauty —low price Studebaker owners are satisfied Light Six.....$1275 Special Six.....1745 Big Six.....2095 Here—Tax Paid HARRY D. RILEY "A Safe Place to Buy a Used Car" 151 S. Los Angeles St. Anaheim MAKE HARRY D. KILEY "A Safe Place to Buy a Used Car" 151 S. Los Angeles St. Anaheim MAKE Mullinix Drug Store YOUR DRUG STORE 108 East Center Anaheim FOLLOW THE CROWD TO THE Oyster Loaf Cafe Juicy Steaks—Lobsters? yes, we serve them. Elks Meet Here The Place of Good Fellowship Say, Bill! "Fritz" Yungbluth WANT The Message Want Fetich Try Message want you anything you things you don't want able for typographical No ads received Rates, $1 a minute. LOST—A toothbrush short time. No cl made for the use time of returning owner.—Alfred He LOST—A blonde cow one side; has small tall. Reward. Retu at the Club. LOST—A pocketbook place to put money skin. Finder may put the money, a pocketbook to Fran FOUND—A dog; not seems to be fond considerable.* An him. FOUND—A long store a wooden leg. Lo can have same by ship.—Fred Cline. WANTED—The add that can drive a ma Finseth. FOUND—Floating o parently new tou marks, crab meat hair. Smells of be inside. Apply Ado LIMERIE There once were t kenney, And each cat thought cat too many And they scratched And they tore and Till instead of two any. A CHOICE Horace Benjamin marry her just wealthy? Don't you questionable past? Arch Fay—Well, don't marry her I s tionable future. I went to see my g For her love I w I missed her mouth nose; Say, Bill! "Fritz" Yungbluth wants you to know that he carries the best in good clothes and furnishings for men who want to stay young, and young men. "By All Means Get a Fit" Remember We Guarantee Our Work! Try Our Super Motor Irvin's Garage: : Orange County's Largest WE NEVER CLOSE 247 N. Los Angeles St. Phone 247 If you want to be as cheerful as the Best People on Earth buy your household furnishings from the Graham Furniture Company WE CAN FURNISH YOUR HOME IN THE MODERN, ATTRACTIVE DESIGNS OF THE DAY. “Bill,” drop in and look over our large stock. We can make your house a “home.” Baby Carriages (Children Howl for Them) Comfortable Beds We Stand Back of Everything We Sell P. S.—Tom McFadden wrote this, “Oh, Boy!” Say, Bill Phone 370 Remember the opened Store ORANGE CO. Bldg., 300 West F. C. Eisenhauer Jack Cole S he is a much better cleaner, garme Anaheim Mode P. S.—Then see WANT ADS The Message Want Ads Fetch the Fetich Try Message want ads. They get you anything you want and some HE TOOK BILL'S WORD FOR IT The other day a young man went into Wm. Jackson’s emporium and asked to see the latest thing in derbies. He was hard to please, and soon Too Late to Specify WANTED—To meet young lady about 25 years of age with $1,000-000 or an older one with a cough. Address Peter Palm. WANT ADS The Message Want Ads Fetch the Fetich Try Message want ads. They get you anything you want and some things you don't want. Not responsible for typographical errors. No ads received by telephone. Rates, $1 a minute. LOST—A toothbrush used only a short time. No charge will be made for the use of it up to the time of returning to the rightful owner.—Alfred Heying. LOST—A blonde cow, milks only on one side; has small feet and frayed tail. Reward. Return to Harry Ray at the Club. LOST—A pocketbook containing a place to put money and a chamois skin. Finder may keep the place to put the money, and return the pocketbook to Frank Benchley. FOUND—A dog; not all one kind; seems to be fond of eating; sleeps considerable.* Any one can have him. FOUND—A long stocking containing a wooden leg. Looks good. Owner can have same by proving ownership.—Fred Cline. WANTED—The address of a woman that can drive a man to drink.—Ed Finseh. FOUND—Floating on the bay, apparently new toupee. Identification marks, crab meat imbedded in the hair. Smells of beer. Initial A on inside. Apply Adolph Thomas. LIMERICKS There once were two cats in Kilkenny. And each cat thought there was one cat too many; And they scratched and they fit And they tore and they bit; Till instead of two cats there weren't any. Walter Cadman. A CHOICE OF EVILS Horace Benjamin — Would you marry her just because she's wealthy? Don't you know she has a questionable past? Arch Fay—Well, what of it? If I don't marry her I shall have a questionable future. I went to see my girl one night, For her love I was seeking; I missed her mouth and kissed her nose. HE TOOK BILL'S WORD FOR IT The other day a young man went into Wm. Jackson's emporium and asked to see the latest thing in derbies. He was hard to please, and soon William had the counter covered with hats that he had tried on. At last William picked up a brown derby and, extending it admirably, said: "Won't you try this one on? These are being worn a great deal this season." The customer put it on and surveyed himself critically in the glass. "Are you sure it is the style?" "The most fashionable thing we have in the shop, and it suits you to perfection. I don't think you could do better." "No. I don't think I could, so I guess I won't buy a new one after all." William had been boosting the customer's old hat that had become mixed among the many new ones. UNLUCKY ANSWER Bill Goodrum had just come home and had his first meeting with the new nurse, who was remarkably pretty. "She's so sensible and scientific, too," urged the fond mother, "and says she will allow no one to kiss the baby while she's near." "No one would want to," replied Bill, "——while she's near." And the nurse was discharged. SAY "HELLO, BILL" (By Al Graham) Stop a minute and say "Hello, Bill." As down Life's Road you go; For a kindly word and a cheery smile. Will shorten the way by many a mile For some poor fellow who's standing still. ANAHEIM POLICE Shorty Myers—Did you get that fellow's number? Obie Baxter—No he was going too fast. Shorty Myers—Say, that was a fine looking dame he had in the car. Obie Baxter—Wasn't she? JUST HORNS "Sister called him Willie, Mother called him Will, But when he went to Lodge 'Twas Bill, Bill, Bill.'" The publishers of the Message desire to announce that there will never appear in its columns any patent medicine advertising. After a long campaign in an effort to get some of the manufacturers of patent medicines to use our columns we have Too Late to Specify WANTED—To meet young lady about 25 years of age with $1,000-000 or an older one with a cough. Address Peter Palm. WANTED—To know the address of a good, dependable bootlegger. Chas. Federman. WANTED — Something to think about. I dare not think about myself. My mind is so active that it consumes everything like fire. Hence, let me think of you.—Herman Schindler. WANTED—To buy something. I don't care what it is. I'll buy it. Haven't bought anything in years, and am anxious to spend my money.—Carl-Pressel. LOST—If the person who took (by mistake, a heavy winter overcoat belonging to Duke Osborn will apply at the Elks' Club, he can have the peg it hangs upon, as it is of no further use to the owner. SOME FAMOUS FAREWELL ADDRESSES (By Chas. Peters) "I Regret That I Have But One Life to Give For My Country." "I Didn't Know It Was Loaded." "I Thot It Was a Headache Cure." "I Thought I Could Beat the Train to the Crossing." Ralph Winger was in Los Angeles with a friend of his the other day, and the friend proceeded to get lit up. They were up in the third story of a building and the friend, being a little afraid of the elevator in his condition, asked where the stairway was. The building man said to turn the hall and he'd find out. Ralph's friend turned the hall and walked into the open elevator shaft and fell three flights. Ralph rushed over and called down, "Oh, Bill, are you all right?" Bill replied, "Yes, but for God's sake watch that first step." Tom Ingram, while collecting fare out of Anaheim the other day, was handed several bills and used up most of his silver in making change. A lady, with a tiny baby, handed him a $5 bill. "Is this the smallest you have," asked Tom. The woman looked at Tom and then at the baby, and made this surprising reply: "Yes, I have only been married a year." A CHOICE OF EVILS Horace Benjamin — Would you marry her just because she's wealthy? Don't you know she has a questionable past? Arch Fay—Well, what of it? If I don't marry her I shall have a questionable future. I went to see my girl one night, For her love I was seeking; I missed her mouth and kissed her nose; The gosh darn thing was leaking. —F. J. Ahlborn. JUST HORNS "Sister called him Willie, Mother called him Will, But when he went to Lodge 'Twas Bill, Bill, Bill." The publishers of the Message desire to announce that there will never appear in its columns any patent medicine advertising. After a long campaign in an effort to get some of the manufacturers of patent medicines to use our columns we have arrived at this conclusion. Bro. Ahlborn when he used to teach school. The pupils from left to right are: Unknown Girl, Earl Abbey, Clyde Williams and Scott Walters. Tom Ingram, while collecting fares out of Anaheim the other day, was handed several bills and used up most of his silver in making change. A lady, with a tiny baby, handed him a $5 bill. "Is this the smallest you have," saked Tom. The woman looked at Tom and then at the baby, and made this surprising reply: "Yes, I have only been married a year." Richard Melrose was out walking one day with his little grandson when they happened to pass a colored woman, and the following conversation took place: Grandson—Say, grand dad, why did that colored woman black her face? Mr. Melrose—Why, she hasn't blacked her face; that's the natural color. Grandson—Is she black like that all over? Mr. Melrose—Why, yes. Grandson—Gosh, grand dad! You know everything, don't you? What's the biggest thing you ever pulled off? My undershirt. Our Super Motor Service—12 Months $18 Garage It's Largest: LOSE Anaheim, Calif. Glass Exclusively for the car—Windshields, Shield Your telephone Anaheim Win 211 N. Los Angeles St., Anaheim Bill Remember the ANAHEIM PHARMACY has opened Store No. 2 under the name of THE ORANGE COUNTY DRUG CO., Eisenhauer Bldg., 300 West Center Street. Phone 53 C. N. Bahrenburg K Cole Says-- such better cleaner, presser and repairer of ladies' and gentlemen's garments than he is an actor! Phone 167J the anaheim Dye Works Modern Workmanship and Service P. S.—Then see Jack as an actor in "Purple Flashes." New Jewelry Prices Our Stock is now back to Pre-war Prices New Jewelry Prices Our Stock is now back to Pre-war Prices A FEW SPECIALS Genuine 12S Elgin Gold Filled Case.....$16.00 Genuine 16S Waltham 15-Jewel 20-Yr. Case $20.00 (Only a few of these left) Fine Blue-White Perfect ¼-Carat Diamond in 18-kt Box Mounting. Special.....$75.00 YOUR INSPECTION OUR PLEASURE Dutton Jewelry Co. 115 E. CENTER ST. Don't Be Shocked You won't if you have the Anaheim Electric Co. Do Your Work Wire for Us and We'll Wire for You All the Latest Styles in Fixtures The Live Wires in Anaheim ELECTRICAL SERVICE A Good Place to Buy All Kinds of A Good Place to Buy All Kinds of HARDWARE M. W. Martenet 151 W. Center St. Anaheim car—Windshields, Deflectors, Mirrors, Visors, Vases, Tonneau Shields and Lenses. Your telephone is a service station. m Windshield Company St., Anaheim Phone 25