oc-plain-dealer 1919-01-20

THE ORANGE COUNTY PLAIN DEALER An Independent Newspaper Explored as second-class matter at the Postoffice at Anaheim, Cal., under the Act of March 5, 1876. PUBLISHED EVERY MONDAY, WEDNESDAY AND FRIDAY at Anaheim, Orange County, California. THE FROSILLE BELT Phones: Home 1072; Pacific 151 SUBSCRIPTION IN ORANGE COUNTY Per Year, in advance ... $1.50 Outside Orange Co. per year... 2.50 E. W. ERNEST, Manager PAUL V. HESTER, Editor SINGLE CUSSEDNESS Lord Bacon was married, but he did not eulogize married life. He said: "He that hath wife and children hath given hostages to fortune, for they are impediments, to great enterprises, either of virtue or mischief. Certainly the best works, and of greatest merit for the public, have proceeded from the unmarried or childless men; which, both in affection and means, have married and endowed the public." Newton was such a confirmed bachelor that the only time he went a-wooling he tried to use the forefinger of the lady as a tobacco stopper. Adam Smith was a gay Lothario in his books and in his books only, for he died a bachelor. Chamfort was modest. He said: "I wouldn't marry for fear of having a son who resembled me." The Dr. M. M. Henderson Dentist Suite 212 First Natl. Bank Tel. Pac. 864 writing of history has elicited an incentive to celibacy, libacy has been an incarnation writing of history. Humanaeley and Buckle were friors. Jeremy Bentham remained single. The Handel, Beethoven, Ross delssohn and Meyerbeer elors, and in other walks among the distinguished may be named Galileo, Locke, Spinoza, Kant and Yet it may be assumed a real economy and history, and science and art, and scholarship gained no of the cellbacy of these gals but in despite of it, and world would have been equated with they would have been if they had had wives to a triumphs and children their fame. Montaligne declared that he no happy marriages but a blind wife and a deaf and Coleridge endorsed the statement. But the poets have not agreed with him son recommended early man, But teach high thought able words And courtliness, and the fame And love of truth, and makes a man." Dr. M. M. Henderson DENTIST Suite 212 First Natl. Bank Tel. Pac. 364 THOS. FITCH Attorney-At-Law 305 First National Bank Building, Anaheim WOMAN'S EXCHANGE AND SINGER SHOP Sewing Machines Sold and Rented All Makes of Second Hand Machines For Sale Olla, Needles and parts for all makes Also Pianos and Talking Machines MR. AND MRS. REEKS 218 E. Center St. Anaheim, Cal. Phone: Pacific 169 DR. JOHN P. BRASTAD Practice Limited to Surgery and Medicine of the EYE, EAR, NOSE AND THROAT Scientific Fitting of Glasses Suite 205-206, First National Bank Anaheim, Cal. DR. J. L. BEEBE Anaheim Emphasizing Surgery and Obstetrics 205-9-12-14, First National Bank Hours 1-4; Sunday by appointment Pacific 555-J; Home 833 Residence: 720 Lamon Street Pacific 555-M; Home 833, two rings DRS. JOHNSTON; & WICKETT FIRST FLOOR IOWA HOUSE 119 North Claudina St. Anaheim California J. C. OSHER, D.D.S., M.D. Physician and Surgeon EYE, EAR, NOSE AND THROAT Oral Surgery, Glasses Fitted Suite 1, Central Bldg, Anaheim Pacific Phone 337 J. W. UTTER, M. D. Physician and Surgeon Office and residence, 156 South Los Angeles Street Hours :: :: 2 to 4; 7 to 8 Phones: Pacific 333; Home 1712 TIPTON & CAILOR LAWYERS J. W. UTTER, M. D. Physician and Surgeon Office and residence, 156 South Los Angeles Street Hours :: :: :: 2 to 4; 7 to 8 Phones: Pacific 333; Home 1712 TIPTON & CALOR LAWYERS Notary in Office Rooms 203-204 First National Bank Building Phone Pacific 385W DR. G. A. NETH General Drugs Practitioner Buit 4, Cassou Building, Anaheim Our treatments are especially advantageous for alliments of the nerves and pains in the muscles and joints. Acute or chronic diseases of the various organs often yield with surprising alacrity to our modalities. FEES HEASONABLE 1919 Bean TrackPULL Tractor We have taken the exclusive agency for all of Orange county for the Moline Universal One Man Tractor and are, therefore, closing out the four remaining 1919 Bean Track-Pull Tractors at $1875 f. o. b. Fullerton. Terms: One-third to one-half cash, balance time. 40 hours free factory service. SAVE MONEY BY GIVING US YOUR ORDER TODAY! Wickersheim Implement Co. FULLERTON, CALIFORNIA. e: Sunset 70J; Home 422. The Orange County Plain Dealer, Anaheim, Calif. SCALLED BADLY AS COOKER EXPLODES GARDEN GROVE, Jan. 19 Special)—While preparing a meal for one of the patients in the local hospital Monday, Mr.s C. C. Violett was painfully scalded about the face, neck and arms, when the double boiler in which she was cooking the meal suddenly exploded. The fact that she was wearing her glasses at the time doubtless saved her eyesight. Red Cross workers will please reflect on the work they have done in knitting, sewing and shop work during the period of their activity, estimate the number of garments made, and days spent in shop work. Keep this record and send to the leaders of the different departments through the heads of your classes or auxiliaries. These will be taken by your chairman to the chapter and if you have accomplished 800 hours per year you will be rewarded by a certificate which will entitle you to a badge of honor. This badge costs $1.00 when made. L. B. VIOLETT. The Wheeler family is recovering from an attack of influenza. Irvine German, who was recently mustered out of service, returned to Garden Grove last Monday from Camp Kearney. Irvine has the distinction of being the first Garden Grove boy to enlist at the outbreak of the war. The W. C. T. U. met at the home of Mrs. W. R. Bentham Hunt. The Orange County Plain Dealer, Anaheim, Calif. tating of history has either been inconclusive to cellbacy, or else cecy has been an incentive to the ring of history. Hume, Gibbon, Sauley and Buckle were bachelder. Jeremy Bentham never married. The great English orators and messmen, Pitt and Fox, were bachs among the great artists of the old Leonardo da Vinci, Raphael, Michel Angelo, Reynolds and Turrealmained single. The musicians del, Beethoven, Rossini, Menohn and Meyerbeer diedbachs, and in other walks of life the distinguishes celibates be named Galileo, Descartes, Lee, Spinoza, Kant and Liebnitz. It may be assumed that politic-economy ,and history ,and oration and science and art, and music scholarship gained not because the cellibacy of these great men, in despite of it, and that the id would have been equally wise they would have been happier they had had wives to share their raphs and children to inherit fame. Centaigne declared that "there o happy marriage but between end wife and a deaf husband," Coleridge endorsed the cynical ment. But the poets generally not agreed with him. Tenny-recommended early marriages: only to keep down the base in man, reach high thought ,and amiable words courtliness, and the desire of fame love of truth, and all that makes a man." The nitrogen drawn form the atmosphere there will be a crop of ripe bull frogs in May. The farmers will import Japanese beetles to eat the potato bugs; Phillipean sesquipedalian wasps to eat up the beetles; African sparrows to eat up the wasps; and Labrador weasels to eat up the sparrows. The weasels will be gotten rid of by leading them to the beach and reading to them a speech of Secretary McAdoo on the mysteries and miseries of railway management, when they will take to the water with a view of swimming back to Greenland, where Doc Cook left his documents and Peary left his bottle of milk of human kindness—soured and frozen solid. Any new insect development will be attended to with a portable ten-horse-power sucking machine that will clear an acre of land of worms in five minutes. The hillsides will be plowed by a new breed of gyasticus mules, with two short legs on one side and two long ones on the other. Condensed food tablets will enable a man to carry a dinner of seven courses in a pill box, with no dishes to wash and no tip-hunting waiters to drive him into involuntary insolvency. Education will be simplified. Teachers will place one end of a wire in the ear of a pupil, and the other end in an arithmetic, and turn a crank, and make a mathematician of him in an hour. If the pupil needs to be disciplined, a dynamic castigator will be placed in operation. One end of the wire will be placed on the seat of the boy's pantsaloons, the other will be attached to a revolving rod. SCALDED BADLY AS COOKER EXPLODES GARDEN GROVE, Jan. 19 Special)—While preparing a meal for one of the patients in the local hospital Monday, Mr.s C. C. Violett was painfully scalded about the face, neck and arms, when the double boiler in which she was cooking the meal suddenly exploded. The fact that she was wearing her glasses at the time doubtless saved her eyesight. Red Cross workers will please reflect on the work they have done in knitting, sewing and shop work during the period of their activity, estimate the number of garments made, and days spent in shop work. Keep this record and send to the leaders of the different departments through the heads of your classes or auxillaries. These will be taken by your chairman to the chapter and if you have accomplished 800 hours per year you will be rewarded by a certificate which will entitle you to a badge of honor. This badge costs $1.00 when made. L. B. VIOLETT. The Wheeler family is recovering from an attack of influenza. Irvine German, who was recently mustered out of service, returned to Garden Grove last Monday from Camp Kearney. Irvine has the distinction of being the first Garden Grove boy to enlist at the outbreak of the war. The W. C. T. U. met at the home of Mrs. W.R.Bentham Hunt. ENTS SONS STONE MISSING CHARTER ON PLANT FEMALE MAN G.F. E.S. THE SENIOR CHARTER MILK PHOOTHCARE WAGED PACKETS C.C. GRAMMING WAY PERMITTING ILLINOUS Coleridge endorsed the cynical sentiment. But the poets generally not agreed with him. Tenny-recommended early marriages: only to keep down the base in man, teach high thought, and amiable words, courtliness, and the desire of fame. love of truth, and all that makes a man." Rams believed in marriage—and deal of it, and then some, Tyron had his doubts, for he ask you, if Laura had been Petrarch's wife, would have written sonnets all his life? motives that lead some women unmarried are entirement from those which act upon to be bachelors. Man goes on plots, lives and for the future. Woman stays one to love, to suffer, and to die. world of the affections is her world. hat of man's ambition. In that most becomes a woman, calm and holy, resteth by the fireside of the heart, ing its flame." She is not intending hereafter where all the time—in California—a man wants his wife to bear entire time feeding the child her love for him in sacred as he will have to buy a famet for Texas, or Arkansas or, or some other non-woman in state, and even there na-lemale suffrage may overtake BYE AND BYE compare the life of former wife of today, we may useful that we are a part of a century history. Moses never curset or smoked cigarettes. Was never an elevator in the of the Tullieries. Oliver never tasted a highball. A palace had neither gas nor air, and if it were in this city the bedroom of Queen did not be rented to a day unless he was drunk and work. inventions and improvements Education will be simplified. Teachers will place one end of a wire in the ear of a pupil, and the other end in an arithmetic, and turn a crank, and make a mathematician of him in an hour. If the pupil needs to be disciplined, a dynamic castigator will be placed in operation. One end of the wire will be placed on the seat of the boy's pantaloons, the other will be attached to a revolving paddle, a button will be pressed and the youth will be auto-matically spanked, thus saving the time of the teacher and the breeches of the boy. Divorces will be made obsolete by means of marriage laws which will require a male applicant for a marriage license to pass a physical examination before a board of doctors, a moral examination before a board of preachers and a domestic examination before a board of mothers-in-law. A wart on his nose will queer the applicant with the doctor. A knowledge of the difference between an ace full and a bob-tailed flush will be fatal to his chances with the preachers, and no cigarette smoker onion eater, or habitual snorer will be voted a license by the mothers-in-law. Our libel laws will be simplified so as to have a restraining influence on yellow newspapers. A journal in referring to a crook convicted of burglary will describe him as "a gentleman whose ideas on the subject of property differ from those entertained by a majority of his fellow-citizens", and when he mentions Judas Iscariot it will refer to him as an ancient Hebrew gentleman whose conduct in accepting $20 as a guide on a certain occasion, has caused his memory to be visited with great and possibly not altogether undeserved reproach. READY TO DRILL State reports for the week ending Jan. 11 show seven wells ready to drill, making a total of 24 new wells since the first of the year. There were 35 wells ready for test of water shut-off; nine deepening or drilling jobs and three abandonment jobs. The large number of notices of test for water shut-off indicates much activity in both new and remedial work. The new Diphtheria. L. B. VIOLETT. The Whoele family is recovering from an attack of influenza. Irvine German, who was recently mustered out of service, returned to Garden Grove last Monday from Camp Kearney. Irvine has the distinction of being the first Garden Grove boy to enlist at the outbreak of the war. The W. C. T. U. met at the home of Mrs. W. B. Harper Wednesday afternoon. Devotionals were led by Mrs. A. J. Chaffee. There was a good attendance. Delicious refreshments were served by the hostess. Mr. and Mrs. E. A. Pearson and little daughter motored to Holly wood Tuesday, where they visited relatives. Mrs. Pearson's mother, Mrs. A. C. Ball, returned to Hollywood with them after spending a week at their home. Mrs. O. Moody of Bishop is spending the week at the homes of her father, A. J. Newsom, and brothers, H. V. and W. J. Newsom. Ed Schweizer of Amsterdam, Mo., arrived here last week and is visiting at the Aronhalt home. Mrs. Schweizer, a daughter of Mrs. Aron halt, will arrive next week. They are contemplating locating in Garden Grove. E. A. Pearson is minus the tip of one of his fingers on the right hand as the result of an accident while doing repair work one day last week. Although the injury is very painful, Eddie is congratulating himself over the fact that he didn't lose the entire finger. J. A. Knapp transacted business in Los Angeles Tuesday. Mrs. J. M. Woodworth of Pasadena spent a few days in Garden Grove this week. A ten-pound son was born to Mr. and Mrs. A. G. Strowbridge Sunday, Jan. 12, at the local hospital. Mrs. P. M. German arrived here from San Diego last Thursday for a few days' visit with friends and relatives. Rev. Geo. A. Francis spent last week in Hollywood attending the So.California Baptist convention. Mrs. E. E. Spain visited her son in Hollywood the first of the week. Mr. and Mrs. J. U. Kerner attended the Los Angeles auto show Tuesday. Mr. and Mrs. L. M. Morgan of San- State reports for the week ending Jan. 11 show seven wells ready to drill, making a total of 24 new wells since the first of the year. There were 35 wells ready for test of water shut-off; nine deepening or drilling jobs and three abandonment jobs. The large number of notices of test for water shut-off indicates much activity in both new and remedial work. The new Richfield oil field in Orange county is among those reporting wells for test. Development in this field is taking place along the axis of the so-called Yorba anticline, which extends in a southwesterly direction in a course almost parallel to that of the Santa Ana river. The principal operators at this time are the Standard, General Petroleum, Amalgamated and Fullerton. FOR STREET WORK At an orchard demonstration of the Avery Tractor at Pomona the other day, reports Edw. L. Olmstead, agent, the Pomona superintendent of streets became so interested in the performance of the "Bulldog" that he announced he would recommend to the Pomona city council that the big steam street roller be retired and the city purchase an Aver, gas tractor with street roller attachments. Olmstead states that the superintendent of the Los Angeles county farm, which recently purchased two Averys, will recommend to the Los Angeles city council that it dispense with the expensive steam engines used in street building and purchase Averys. Olmstead says the Avery gas tractor is the most economical power obtainable for street work, that it can roll a street, pull grader and with pump attached to fly-wheel can flush sewers. SCHUMACHER WALLBOARD Drop us a card or phone for sample Ganahl Lumber Company Pacific 35 Phones Home 4329 Anaheim ADLY AS EXPLODES J. Jan. 19 Specifying a meal for the local hosiery activity, estimating garments made, shop work. Keep to the leaders' appointments through classes or auxiliaries taken by your chapter and if you have 20 hours per warded by a cermont title you to a his badge costs. B. VIOLETT. Y is recovering influenza. No was recently ice, returned to Monday from home has the disasters first Garden at the outbreak at the home ents, Mr. and Mrs. Richard Robinson, also at the home of Mrs. Robinson's sister, Mrs. H. V. Newsom. Among those who have been attending the Southern California Baptist Convention at Hollywood this week are the following: Mr. and Mrs. J. G. Allen, Mrs. Graves, Coleman Hickey, Miss Mildred Francis, Mr. and Mrs. G. L. Beardsley, Mrs. G. F. Crane, Mrs. M. J. Mott, Mrs. E. E. Spain and Miss Goldie Mayhew. The theme at the convention has been "A Changless Christ for a Changing World." ONTARIANS HERE TO SPEND WINTER PLACENTIA, Jan. 20 Special)—Mr. and Mrs. Henry Boyer arrived a few days ago from Danville, Ont., and will spend the winter with Mr. and Mrs. J. H. Rowe. They are greatly pleased with a California's winter climate. Timothy Serna of Yorba died at the Santa Ana hospital Tuesday. Funeral services were held at Yorba, at the home of his sister, Mrs. Ramon Reyes. Miss May Seeley has returned from Phoenix, where she went to help take care of the citrus crop. She says wages are much better in Arizona, packers receiving from six to ten cents a box. C. R. Farrar has received a telegram from his son, Glifford, announcing his arrival in New York on his way hoem from France. He may if permitted, stop to visit relatives in Illinois, but may be expected home in and he is still quite seriously ill. Mr. and Mrs. James Tuffree have also had their turn with the malady, but are both recovering. Mrs. H. D. Tuffree has not yet fully recovered from her recent operation, and is not quite as well the last few days as she has been. Automotive Equipment These bargain sales have reduced my stock considerably, but I want to reduce it another $1000 yet; so here is your opportunity to save some more money. Everything in this list is priced below value: Ford running board truss...$2.50 Chevrolet tire carrier...$2.50 30x3 tires...$9.50 30x3½ tires...$14.00 Ford trunk rack...$2.75 Ford bumper...$7.25 Running board mat...$1.00 Ford water circulator...$7.00 Ford external brakes...$15.00 Spark plugs, all sizes...$6.00 Victor Heater...$5.00 30x3½ tubes...$8.05 Luggage carrier...$2.50 Canteen holder...$2.00 Camp stove...$2.00 Robe Rail...$7.50 30x3 Half Soles...$8.50 30x3½ Half Soles...$10.00 32x3½ Half Soles...$12.50 Miss May Seeley has returned from Phoenix, where she went to help take care of the citrus crop. She says wages are much better in Arizona, packers receiving from six to ten cents a box. C. R. Farrar has received a telegram from his son, Gifford, announcing his arrival in New York on his way home from France. He may if permitted, stop to visit relatives in Illinois, but may be expected home in the near future. Geo. E. Yost came up from Escondido Thursday and returned Friday, taking his family and household goods with him. As heretofore noted, he will have charge of the Randolph packing house in Escondido. He started from Escondido several days before he reached Placentia, laying over at Long Beach to recover from the flu. Ben Kramer had his turn with the flu several weeks ago, and now has pneumonia. He was taken to the Anaheim Sanitarium, Seale & Son of Fullerton sending their ambulance for him. W. W. Krick and E. D. Lang have been drawn for trial jury duty in Judge West's court during the present year. Mrs. Raymond Johnson has received news that her husband had returned from France and was in New York. The Placentia Mutual started packing last Monday, working on fruit from orchards that shoy the least sign of frost damage. Thus far no frosted fruit has been found. Roy Fordham has been mustered out of service and resumed his position as bookkeeper at the Mutual. Mr. and Mrs. John C. Tuffree have been victims of the flu. Mrs. Tuffree is considerably improved, but Mr. Tuffree's case ran into pneumonia. Money Savers —Several slightly used upright and player pianos which have been entirely re-finished —look and sound like new and bear our ten-year guarantee, will be offered at a fraction of their real worth to clear our stock before moving into our new home. Easy Terms Real Service Quality Goods Schmidt Music Co. Anaheim Phone 202