anaheim-gazette 1953-03-08

TWINS COME by BREVAN I'D BETTER NOT MENTION THIS TO I'D BETTER NOT MENTION THIS TO ANYONE! NEIGHBORLY NEIGHBOR GOOD HEAVENS...NOT ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE TRASHY MAGAZINES! I WISH PETERS WOULD STOP READING THESE HORRID OLD DETECTIVE STORIES! I'M SURE I LEFT THAT MAGAZINE RIGHT.. HERE SOME PLACE! MIGHTY FUNNY WHERE THEM MAGAZINES DISAPPEAR TO SO DAGGONE MYSTERIOUSLY! AND HERE'S THE PILOT WHO JUST ESTERED OUR NEW AIRPLOT! DO YOU HAVE A WORD FOR OUR LISTENERS, PILOT? LITTLE MOON FOLKS THAT'S A MEAN TRICK, MOONEY... BY ROME SIEMON EFFECTIVE TODAY THIS TOO WILL HALL LADIES ONLY MOONEY I'D LIKE TO HIRE YOU FOR A LADY FRIEND OF MINE. SWELL... I'M RARIN' TO TRAVEL! REMEMBRA PAID FOR LONG LISTENERS, PILOT? BURP 3-8 MOONEY LIKE TO HIRE YOU FOR A LADY FRIEND OF MINE. IM RARIN' TO TRAVEL! EFFECTIVE TO DAY THIS DOO WILL MAKE LADIES ONLY NEIGHBORS BY MORRIS HOMER HOOPEE I BRING YOU GOOD CHEER, Cause I LOVE YOU, MY DEAR! AND YOU COME BARGING IN HERE LIKE A CIRCUS FORGIVE ME, I LOVE I GUESS IT WAS KIND OF SULY OF ME TO MAYBE THAT'S WHY THEY CALL THEM MYSTERY MAGAZINES, PETERS! AND YOU CONE BARGING IN HERE LIKE A CIRCUS CLOWN! FORGIVE ME, MR. LOVE, I GUESS IT HAS KIND OF SILLY OF ME TO CONE BARGING IN ON YOU LIKE THAT WHEN YOU'RE SO BUSY. NO I DIDN'T WOR I'll say it is! AND US MEN WON'T LET YOU GET BY WITH IT EITHER, SEE.... LET'S CONNECT OUR BRAING TOGETHER, AND THINK OF SOME WAY TO OUTSMART THAT WHIZ WAGON. ITLL TAKE MORE BRAING THAN WE HAVE TO THINK UP A TOUGH ONE LIKE THAT... WELL DON'T ADMIT IT SO LOUD. REMEMBER, I PAID FOR A LONG RIDE. BOYS...I DID IT...I DID IT! ALL BY YERSELF? REMEMBER, I PAID FOR A LONG RIDE. MOONBEAM TRICKED ME. I'M GOIN' BACK TO HAULIN' MEN!☆! ALL BY YERSELF? I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! HOOPE!! NILL YOU PLEASE STOP THIS NONSENSE! GOOD GRACIOUS MAN! I WANT DO THE DINNER DIRESS, THE KITCHEN FLOOR HAS TO BE NURSED, THE RUGS NEED VACUUMING, THE VENETIAN BLINDS NEED DUSTING. NO HARM DONE. I DIDN'T MEAN A GIVE ME, WOKE, SSE IT HAS KIND LY OF ME TO BUSTING IN ON ME THAT WHEN RE SO BUSY! NO HARM DONE. I DIDN'T MEAN A WORD I SAID. Y-YOU DIDN'T? BOO-KOO-O! YOU DON'T LOVE ME ANYMORE!