anaheim-gazette 1953-02-22

SPORT SLANTS On METROPOLITAN HOSTS! Jock STUTZ -THE OWNER OF THE GAMECOCK CAFE IS A LOW HANDIC GOLFER Jimmy LEE Naschat MARTINI -OWNER OF NEW YORK'S FRENCH CASINO, WAS AN INTERCOLLEGIATE WRESTLING CHAMPION IN FRANCE Jimmy LEE -THE AFFABLE HOST AT LUM FONG'S FAMED CHINESE RESTAURANT IS A FINE BOILER Buckley COMMANDER METROPOLITAN HOSTS! Jack Stutz —THE OWNER OF THE GAMECOCK CAFE IS A LOW HANDICAP GOLFER LITTLE MOON FOLKS CHILD WANTS TO BE THE MOST AMAZING WOMAN ON MOON IT'S DUDE, THE BUBBLE-BUG. SEE HER NOW! PAY HERE! OKAY.. STOP YELLIN' LONG ENOUGH TO SELL ME TWO TICKETS... NEW YORK THE FORMER WALTERWEIGHT CONTENDER OPENED A RESTAURANT IN NEWARK, NEW JERSEY. IT'S DUDE: THE BUBBLE-BUG. SEE HER NOW! PAY HERE! OKAY... STOP YELLIN' LONG ENOUGH TO SELL ME TWO TICKETS.... HER FATTEST LADY ON MOON WEIGHS TWO TON. HOMER HOOPEE MA IS SO UNUSUAL I JUST ASKED HER WHAT SHE WOULD LIKE ME TO BUY HER FOR HER BIRTHDAY, AND SHE SAID SHE DIDN'T KNOW! PERMIT ME TO ILLUSTRATE, WE WILL SAY. PERMIT ME TO ILLUSTRATE. WE'LL SAY TOMORROW IS YOUR BIRTHDAY, OKAY? AND I SUDDENLY APPROACH YOU AND SAY, 'MY LOVE, WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO BUY YOU?' SOMEONE IS SELLING TICKETS, MOONBEAM! SEE HER NOW! PAY HERE! HEY! IT'S ONLY ELIE, THE ELEPHANT... WOT A GIP.... BUT, Y' GOTTA ADMIT SHE'S FAT AN' SHE IS A LADY! SURE SURE... HER NOW! HERE! HEY! IT'S ONLY ELIE, THE ELEPHANT... WOT A GIP... TH' DUDE PLAMBOOZLED US, AGAIN, SUNNY. BUT, Y' GOTTA ADMIT SHE'S FAT AN' SHE IS A LADY! SURE SURE... THE FATTEST LADY ON MOON WEIGHT TWO TON WHAT'S SO SURPRISING ABOUT THAT, M'LOVE? I'D SAY YOU'RE THE ONE THAT'S UNUSUAL! JUST WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT REMARK, HOOPEE? YOU JUST UP AND TOOK THE POOR GIRL BY SURPRISE! WE'LL BAY HDAY, OKAY? CH YOU AND YOU LIKE ME -A COAT, GLOVES, SHOES, HANDBAG, WRIST-NATCH, STOCKINGS, EARRINGS---- -CAMERA, DISHES, ELECTRIC MIXER, SILVERWARE, DRAPES---- WOW! I TALKED MYSELF RIGHT INTO THAT ONE!!