anaheim-gazette 1953-02-13

4 Anaheim Gazette FRIDAY MORNING; FEB. 13, 1953 ANAHEIM, CALIFORNIA ALTERTO SHURFIT SHOES SHURFIT SHOES KING CORNY SAYS HE'S LOST HIS KINGDOM! YEH! AN' HE ACTS LIKE HE'S GONE DAFT! BUT IT FITS RIGHT IN WITH YER PLAN. LET'S GIT GOIN! WANTED! A KING APPLY AT BRIDGE SCORCHY SMITH NO ASTAR CRAFT YET?! THEY RE STUPID... AND SLOW!! OUR SUPPLIES RUN LOW, LORD COMMANDER! LORD KREEG ORDERS US TO COVER ASTAR'S TRADE ROUTE UNTIL REJEVED!! WELL, SCORCHY, WE'RE FLYING BEYOND FROM BETWEEN ASTAR'S TWIN MOON NO ASTAR CRAFT YET!! THEY'RE STUPI... AND SLOW!! OUR SUPPLIES RUN LOW, LORD COMMANDER! LORD KREEG ORDERS US TO COVER ASTAR'S TRADE ROUTE UNTIL RELEVED!! WELL, SCORCHY WE'RE FLYING BEHIND FROM BETWEEN ASTAR'S TWIN MOONS DICKIE DARE I'M DIZZY SO SICK... THAT AWFUL SPINNING AROUND IN THE SKY! SHOULD BE LOOKING FOR SHIPS... BUT... MY BRAIN DOESN'T SEEM TO WORK PS... SKIP HULL IS STRAINED S FILLING UP... ADV OF PATSY GULP! WHERE AM I? I FEEL AWFUL DIZZY!! HAS THE "ALL CLEAR" SOUNDED GET?? PATCH!!! AD YOU ALL RIGHT SORRY I'M LATE, MOTHER, BUT I WAS AT THE LIBRARY AGAIN. MY, I'M DELIGHTED TO SEE THAT YOUVE TAKEN SUCH A KEEN INTEREST IN SPENDING SO MUCH TIME THERE, DIANA... IS THERE A SUBJECT YOU INTERESTED? UH-HUH AND THIS IS THE WAY THE ENTERPRISEING RETIRED BUSINESS EXECUTIVE VISUALIZED THE FUTURE OF GOD'S PLANT AND THE SURROUNDING ENVIRONS FOR THE LITTLE GROUP!! QUITE A FUTURE FOR THE TOWN OF WEST PETERS CORNERS, WE'D SAY!! STAR MARKET FUN FOR CONVALESCENTS, -ETCTHIS BOOK FREE WITH 6 BOXES OF "SNEEZNIX" SOAP CHIPS FUN FOR SHUTTING! GO BEEP! SEE, YER MAJESTY? I TOL' YE WE COULD GIT YE ANOTHER KINGDOM! AND A MINUTE LATER... HUMPH! I'LL TAKE HIM... ANY OLD KING WILL DO! ONLY ONE BUCK!!! I WON'T PAY A CENT MORE FOR THIS BEAT-UP, OLD KING! YOU'VE GOT YOUR MONEY... NOW SCRAM!! WELL, SCORCHY! WE'RE FLYING BEYOND FROM BETWEEN ASTAR'S TWIN MOONS! YEP! TIME TO RESUME OUR SHORT CUT TO THE THIRD MOON! COMMAND DECK TO ALL UNITS - CHECK FUEL LINES! COMMAND DECK TO ALL UNITS - TO ESCAPE LUNAR GRAVITY, PREPARE TO SURGE BLAST... WELL, SCORCHY! WE'RE FLYING BEHIND FROM BETWEEN ASTAR'S TWIN MOONS! YEP! TIME TO RESUME OUR SHORT CUT TO THE THIRD MOON! COMMAND DECK TO ALL UNITS - CHECK FUEL LINES! COMMAND DECK TO ALL UNITS - TO ESCAPE LUNAR GRAVITY, PREPARE TO SURGE BLAST... PS... SKIPPER'S HULL IS SO STRAINED SHE'S FILLING UP... HERE WE GUG-GO... IT... IT WAS A GUG-GOOD LIFE THIS IS IT - THE LAST OF POOR CHARLIE'S "SKIPPER" AND OF CADET RICHARD DARE... CAN'T SEE ANY SMOKE OR SAIL PATCH" ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? I- I THINK SO! BUT HERE QUICK TAKE THIS TIME CAPSULE I WANNA GET RID OF IT! GONE! SGT, SONIC WHERE'S MISS ANNA X DID YOU LET THAT MONSTER RURTAKE HER BACK TO SPACE!! ANNA RUR TO SPACE DON'T KNOW THEM MUST ANOTHER SHOW IS THERE A CERTAIN SUBJECT YOU ARE INTERESTED IN? THAT HANDSOME LIBRARIAN-- GOLLY, I'D JUST LOVE TO ASK DIANA FOR A DATE, BUT I'M TOO SHY... WELL, YOU KNOW 'FAINT HEART N WON FAIR MAJ MODEST MAIDENS MODEST MAIDENS Traditional Registered U.S. Patent Office 2-13 Jay Alan YEP EVERYTHING'S SET. THE STEAMSHOVELS WILL BE OUT THERE MONDAY MORNING TO START DIGGING! WHEN THE NEW PLANT'S DONE BOB WILL HAVE FIVE OR SIX HUNDRED EMPLOYEES! GOSH, PETERS, WHEN THE TOWN SET YOU TO WORK TO FIGURE SOME WAY FINDING WORK TO KEEP YOUNG FOLKS HERE AT INSTEAD OF ALL GON'T THE CITIES FOR JOBS WE SURE NEVER DREAMED OF ANYTHING LIKE THIS AND NOW WE'RE GOING TO TAKE THE SPOTLIGHT OFF BOB AND HIS INVENTION AND ONLY OCCasionally LOOK IN AT THE DEVELOPMENT OF WEST PETERS CORNERS AND GO ON WITH OTHER THINGS IN THE EVER-UNCHANGING SCENE IN THE MOTHER TOWN OF PETERS CORNERS GO BEEP! DIE FURY! WARD B FUN FOR SHUT-INS! YOU'VE GOT YOUR MONEY... NOW SCRAM!! WE'RE G-GOIN'! YOUR NEW KINGDOM IS ACROSS THE BRIDGE, YOUR MAJESTY. WHAT'S THE NAME OF IT? IT'S CALLED THE REALM OF ENCHANTMENT--BUT I DON'T KNOW WHY! FIRE!! !?! FIRE!! !?! AND OF CADET RICHARD DARE... CAN'T SEE ANY SMOKE OR SAIL GUESS THE ONLY THING IS TO GIVE UP...TO SINK... WANT...THAT STRIPE ON MY ARM! DOES A CADET PETTY OFFICER GIVE UP? NO! NO! HEY!THE KID MUST HAVE GOTTEN QUITE A JOLT WHEN THAT GADGET BLEW A FUSE! JOLT THE MAN SAWS. WELL, YOU KNOW,HAL.."FAINT HEART NEVER WON FAIR MAIDEN." THAT'S ALL WELL AND GOOD, DON.. BUT IVE GOT ENOUGH TROUBLES OF MY DOWN WITHOUT WORRYING ABOUT THIS GUY "FAINTHEART." GOSH, PETERS, WHEN THE TOWN SET YOU TO WORK TRYING TO FIGURE SOME WAY OF FINDING WORK TO KEEP OUR YOUNG FOLKS HERE AT HOME INSTEAD OF ALL GOIN' TO THE CITIES FOR JOBS WE SURE NEVER DREAMED OF ANYTHING LIKE THIS. MAKE THE SPOTLIGHT ON ONLY OCCASIONALLY ENT OF WEST PETERS OTHER THINGS IN SCENE IN THE CORNERS MODEST MAIDENS Trademark Registered U.S. Patent Office TO BOB LOVES BEATY MANY BE MY VALENTINE BOB TO MILLY-BOB JANE-WILL YOU BE MY VALENTINE BOB GUSG MY VALENTINE BOB TO HELEN FROM BOB BOB LOVES SARAH JAY ALAN- 2-14