anaheim-gazette 1953-02-01

HUNG O COME by BRESNAN A DOT OF LIGHT ON A CHART IN THE AIRLINER CABIN MAY SOON PROVIDE A CONSTANT ANSWER TO THE PASSENGER QUESTION, "WHERE ARE WE NOW?" NEIGHBORLY NEIGHBOR HERE COMES THAT NERVY CUSS AGAIN... AND I COULD TELL YOU RIGHT NOW WHAT HE WANTS! MIND IF I BORROW YOUR SNOW SHOVEL WHEN YOU'RE FINISHED, PETERS? HERE... TAKE THE DADBLAMED THING! DON'T SPOSE YOU'D LIKE ME TO SHOVEL YOUR WALK FOR YOU, TOO, WOULD YOU? A MOST GENEROUS OFFER, MR. PETERS! BUT IF YOU DON'T MIND I'LL TAKE A RAINCHECK ON IT THIS TIME-- ACCORDING TO THE DOT, WE'RE OVER VENEZUELA!! HOW FAR HAVE WE GONE SINCE THE LAST TIME I ASKED YOU WHERE WE WERE BEFORE! In Hollywood by Bill Deep HAW HAW! PATSY GETS THE CRAZIEST IDEAS! WE'LL BY OUT I'LL GANG L I'M TA HAVE WE GONE SINCE THE LAST TIME I ASKED YOU WHERE WE WERE BEFORE! HAW HAW! PATSY GETS THE CRAZIEST IDEAS! WE'LL BY OU I'LL GANG L I'M TA EIGHBORS BY MORRIS HERE... TAKE THE DAOBLAMED THING! VERY KIND OF YOU,SIR...THANK YOU! THIS ISN'T AVERY HEAVY SNOW!! POLICE LINE UP SCENE HEY, PATSY COME ON AND JOIN US IN A GAME OF COPS AND ROBBERS! YOU BE THE COPS! CERTAINLY NOT! THAT KIND OF GAME ENCOURAGES JUVENILE DELINQUENCY! WE'LL PLAY BY OURSELVES! I'LL BE THE GANG LEADER I'M TALLEST! OH NO, YOU'RE NOT! I'M TALLER THAN YOU! OKAY WE'LL MEASURE! THERE'S A PLACE OVER ON THE STUDIO SET! WE'LL PLAY BY OURSELVES! I'LL BE THE GANG LEADER I'M TALLEST! OH NO, YOU'RE NOT! I'M TALLER THAN YOU! OKAY... WE'LL MEASURE! THERE'S A PLACE OVER ON THE STUDIO SET! I KNEW IT! AND DON'T ASK ME TO BAIL YOU OUT!!