anaheim-gazette 1953-01-18

ANAHEIM SERENA SMITH 1-18 1974 AS CAPN VAN'S SPACE. SHIP ORBITS PLANET VENUS BEFORE LANDING CAPTIVE CAPET SCORCHY GETS A FEW PERTINENT POINTERS FROM URSULA... NOT IF WE STAY WITHIN THE JUNGLE! JUNGLE? ANY CUTE CHICKS! NOT IF WE STAY WITHIN THE JUNGLE! JUNGLE? ANY CUTE CHICKS IN STRAW SKIRTS? ZO FAR AWAY MARS CATCHES COLD AND IS NEAR DEAD! BUT VENUS HERE IS JUST NOW COOL ENOUGH FOR CREATION TO BEGIN!! YOU CANNOT LAND BY SIGHT! WATCH THE RADARVID SCREEN AND JUST LAND ANYWHERE! EIM DAILY GAZ ANAHEIM, CALIFORNIA SUNDAY, JANUARY 18, 1953 THE AIR ON VENUS IS ALL WRONG? ASTROONOMERS ON EARTH CAN SEE ONLY A DENSE ATMOSPHERE OF CARBON DIOXIDE! I'M THE ONLY CHICK WITHIN! NGLE? CUTE CKS IN RAW RTS? I'M THE ONLY CHICK WITHIN 26,000,000 MILES! !?! WE'VE DECELERATED ENOUGH TO LAND ... BUT WHERE ? HOW DO WE FIND YOUR SPACEPORT THIS SOUP? SUN'S COOLIN' OFF... HOPE SOME BRIGHT SCIENTIST ON EARTH FINDS AN ANSWER TO THAT! YAH! HE'S MAYBE ONLY MILLION YEA LEFT! GAZETTE GOSH! NO OXYGEN? DO WE HAVE TO WEAR THOSE FISH BOWL HATS AGAIN? FROM WHAT WE ZEE ON PLANETS, SCOTCHY, FROM WHAT WE ZEE ON PLANETS, SCOTCHY WE MAKE GUESSES! THE ZUN COOLS ZLOWLY... HOW DO WE FIND YOUR SPACEPORT IN THIS SOUP? SPACEPORT! BAH! IF WE BUILT ONE IT WOULD BE OVERGROWN IN A WEEK! YAH! HE'S GOT MAYBE ONLY SIX MILLION YEARS LEFT!