anaheim-gazette 1953-01-14

4 Anaheim Gazette WED. MORNING, JAN. 14, 1953 ANAHEIM, CALIFORNIA ALFIRE ACE LAUNDRY COMPLAINTS I'LL FIND OUT WHETHER YOU'VE GOT THE AUTHORITY TO SHOOT MY HORSE! SIR OAKY, I'M THE ROYAL VETERINARIAN, AND I GET MY AUTHORITY FROM KING CORNY! THEN I'LL SEE KING CORNY! AND A MINUTE PLEASE, I'D LIKE SEE HIS MAJESTY RIGHT AWAY! SCONCHY SY THEREFORE, CONTINUED UNSTABLE CONDITIONS ON OUR SERPENT SATELLITE WARRANT. HOLD! HERE'S LARN NOW! AH! WHAT ABOUT THIS EARTHMAN'S OUTRAGE AT THE SHRINE? COUNCILLORS! SANTA DRASTIC ACTION EXPRES TWO ASTARIAN TRAITS AND RESTORED THE GREAT RUBY OF OGAR. SCORCHY SMITH THEREFORE, CONTINUED UNSTABLE CONDITIONS ON OUR SERPENT SATELLITE WARRANT... HOLD HERE'S LARN NOW! AH! WHAT ABOUT THIS EARTHMAN'S OUTRAGE AT THE SHRINE? COUNCILLORS! SANTA DRASTIC ACTION EXPLOIT TWO ASTARIAN TRAPTURES AND RESTORED THE GREAT RUBY OF OGAR DICKIE DARE I'll BOWL PHyllis Over With This! Let's See, The Instruction Book Says... HEY, I DID GET A SOUND - IT'S NOT SO DIFFICULT - OOPS, FOOTSTEPS... QUEER THING, DARK COULD HAVE SWOON HEARD A STRANGE WHOOShing SOUND IN HERE... ADV OF PATSY COME TO THINK OF IT, SET, SONIC, HASN'T BEEN AROUND LATEH... WONDER IF... IT'S TIME FOR THE PANEL DISCUSSION WITH TOP SCIENTIFIC AND MILITARY MEN? WHAT IS THE SIZE OF THE FLUING SAUCER? DO THEM PLAN TO ATTACK THE WORLD? OH DIANA DID YOU CALL ME, MOTHER? YES, I WANT YOU TO GO TO THE BUTCHER AND GET SOME LIVER. AGAIN? JE MOTHER... W HAD LIVED SAY LET'S SEE THAT THING!!! WHAT IS IT? IT SURE FOUND THAT LOST BALL!! DOES IT WORK EVERY TIME? NEVER FAILED YET!! IN SIX MONTHS TIME NO GOLFER WILL BE WITHOUT ONE... IT'LL BE AS MUCH A PART OF A GOLFER'S EQUIPMENT AS HIS DRIVER!! HE PERFORMED THE "TRICK" SEVERAL MORE TIMES WITH A LOST BALL JUST TO PROVE IT WAS NO TRICK AND NO FLUKE! THE GOLFERS WERE CONVINCED AND COMPLETELY SOLD ON THE MIRACLE BALL FINDER!! ALFRED'S BARBER SHOP ENJOY TV DURING YOUR HAIRCUT! AND A MINUTE LATER... PLEASE, I'D LIKE TO SEE HIS MAJESTY RIGHT AWAY! SO WOULD I, SIR OAKY!~ BUT HE HASN'T BEEN WITH US LATELY! BUT I'VE GOT TO SEE KING CORNY! DOCTOR TWADDLE IS GOING TO HAVE MY HORSE SHOT! DOC TWADDLE ISN'T LOSING ANY TIME! GOSH ALL HEML COUNCILLORS! SMITHS DRASTIC ACTION EXPOSED TWO ASTARIAN TRAITORS AND RESTORED THE GREAT RUBY OF OGAR! BUT THE SACRILEGE!! IF THIS NEWS LEAKS OUT!!! IT HAS! SOMEONE THREW AN OLD OWN!BLAST FROM A JAIL WINDOW WITH THE WHOLE STORY TIED ONTO IT! THERE'S OUR SERPENT SATELLITE...BETWEEN OUR TWIN MOONS! UH-NOH! WHY IS IT CALLED THAT? IT HAS AN ATMOSPHI OF ITS OWN LIKE SOMETHING THE MOONS OF SATURDAY YOUR OWN SOLAR SYSTEM! COUNCILLORS! SMITH'S DRASTIC ACTION EXPOSED TWO ASTARIAN TRAITORS AND RESTORED THE GREAT RUBY OF OSAR! IF THIS NEWS LEAKS OUT? IT HAS! SOMEONE THREW AN OLD OWN BLAST FROM A JAIL WINDOW WITH THE WHOLE STORY THERON TO IT! THERE'S OUR SERPENT SATELLITE...BETWEEN OUR TWIN MOONS! QUEER THING, DARE...I COULD HAVE SWORN I HEARD A STRANGE WHOOShing SOUND IN HERE... WAS IT...SORT OF MUSICAL, LIPPY? MUSICAL? OH LORD, NO! ANYTHING BUT THAT! AHA - THERE'S THE EXPLANATION OF THOSE STRANGE SOUNDS... I DIDN'T WANT TO YOU, LIPPY, UNTIL I PLAY A REAL TUNE! LISTEN... WHAT IS THE SIZE OF THE FLYING SAUCER? WHAT ABOUT THE ARMAMENT? FROM WHAT PLANET ARE THEM MOST FREQUENTLY LAUNCHED? DO THEY PLAN TO ATTACK THE WORLD? GENTLEMEN, PLEASE...I HAVE ALL OF THE ANSWERS FOR YOUR QUESTIONS...BUT LET ME MAKE THIS CLEAR! THEN COME AT A PRICE! AGAIN? JEEPERS, MOTHER,...WE JUST HAD LIVER... LAST MONTH. SEE YOU LATER, POP. OKAY, SON. JEEPERS, HAND YOUR FRIEND LOOK A MODEST MAIDENS Trademark Registered U.S. Patent Office THIS IS WHAT I LIKE ABOUT SNOW! SHE'LL NEVER KNOW I'M THROWING A BRICK AT HER / / WHERE'D YOU BUY THAT GOLF BALL FINDER? I'VE GOT TO HAVE ONE!! ME TOO! DID YOU GET IT AROUND HERE? NOT SO FAST GENTLE THIS IMPORTANT LITTLE ITEM IS NOT IN QUANTITY PRODUCTION YET...EVER IF YOU MEN WOULD CARE TO PLACE YOUR ORDERS... NEWS OF THE LITTLE MIRACLE INVENTION SPREAD AROUND THE CLUB FASTER THAN A SPICY STORY!!! NOTHING SINCE THE LAST TAX BOOST HAS CAUSED QUITE SUCH A STIR!! ALFRED'S BARBER SHOP INNOT MY SHARE OF YOUR HEART! GOSH ALL HEMLOCK! HURRY UP! HERE COMES SIR OAKY!! I HATE TO SHOOT HOSSSES, DOC! AIM FOR THE HEART! SURE, DOC! STOP! IT HAS AN ATMOSPHERE OF ITS OWN LIKE SOME OF THE MOONS OF SATURN IN YOUR OWN SOLAR SYSTEM. THOSE BIG REPTILES AT THE SHRINE CAME FROM THERE. "THE SHRINE" REMINDS ME... HOW LONG WILL LARN BE IN THAT COUNCIL? CALLING LERA! IT HAS AN ATMOSPHERE OR IT'S OWN LIKE SOME OF THE MOONS OF SATURN IN YOUR OWN SOLAR SYSTEM! THOSE BIG REPTILES AT THE SHRINE CAME FROM THERE... "THE SHRINE," REMINDS ME...HOW LONG WILL LARN BE IN THAT COUNCIL? CALLING LERA! CALLING LERA... LERA... LERA... I DIDN'T WANT TO TELL YOU, LIPPY, UNTIL I COULD PLAY A REAL TUNE! LISTEN... WHY, THAT'S 'COMIN' THROUGH TH'RYE! ME AND TOSCANINI! GOOD THING I SAW THE NAME OF HIS PIECE ON THAT MUSIC RACK! NO USE BREAKING THE POOR GUY'S HEART... GENTLEMEN, PLEASE...I HAVE ALL OF THE ANSWERS FOR YOUR QUESTIONS BUT LET ME MAKE THIS CLEAR! THEN COME AT A PRICE! YOU GET THE DESIRED INFORMATION ONLY WHEN BGT. SONIC AGREES TO A TOUR OF DUTY IN SPACE! MEANWHILE... YOU GOTTA SEE "THE ANCHOR" TO GET A JOB OUT OF DIS PORT... JEEPERS, HAL, YOU AND YOUR FATHER SURE LOOK ALike. NATURALLY... ...WE'RE RELATED. AND YOUR FATHER SURE LOOK ALIKE. NATURALLY... ...WERE RELATED. NOT SO FAST GENTLEMEN! THIS IMPORTANT LITTLE ITEM IS NOT IN QUANTITY PRODUCTION YET...BUT IF YOU MEN WOULD CARE TO PLACE YOUR ORDERS ---- MODEST MAIDENS Trademark Register U.S. Patent Office MATERNITY WARD JAY ALAN- "Hi BETHY, I JUST DROPPED IN TO SEE WHAT'S NEW!"